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A prophecy known as the "Theory of Four Apocalypses" circulates among the Omen Vanguards - That four Paths will push the cosmos to an end of Finality. Destruction is one of them — Nanook's flame shall devour all. In the heat death, the universe meets its first fate: an eternal end. At the end of Destruction, civilizations, living beings, all Paths and the Aeons will be burned to dust like the stars once shined above.
— ⟢ FABLES ABOUT THE STARS —✧— PART 2 ⟣ —
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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz
Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊
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A lie everyone believes will become reality. Gotcha!
— ⟢ CIPHER —✧— “PIECE OF CAKE” ⟣ —
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.
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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”
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"It's you!"
"Despite everything, it's still you."
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just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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