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dajo42 · 1 day
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uhhhhhh actually... its only iceberg lettuce if it was grown in the region of the ocean where the titanic sank... otherwise its just sparkling cabbage
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dajo42 · 2 days
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okay so!! like £10 more will make me entirely safe and comfortable til the end of the month and then we can stop reblogging this gsnabavavavc
hi its me daisy your favourite disabled trans woman
i am struggling at the moment due to unexpected expenses and emergencies and could really use any financial help anyone can offer if possible
i gotta get food and meds and like. frankly. im out of soap. im gonna be stinkie
if you can assist pls throw funds at
£daisyjago on c*shapp in the uk
or
paypal.me/dajojago anywhere else
pls
ily
in return i offer a picture of cola
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dajo42 · 4 days
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hi its me daisy your favourite disabled trans woman
i am struggling at the moment due to unexpected expenses and emergencies and could really use any financial help anyone can offer if possible
i gotta get food and meds and like. frankly. im out of soap. im gonna be stinkie
if you can assist pls throw funds at
£daisyjago on c*shapp in the uk
or
paypal.me/dajojago anywhere else
pls
ily
in return i offer a picture of cola
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dajo42 · 5 days
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had a dream the latest controversy the "woke liberals ruin everything with forced diversity" crowd were up in arms over was ms pacman getting her doctorate and becoming dr pacman
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dajo42 · 6 days
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no!!!! that found family would not go their separate ways and only catch up occasionally after their main quest was done!!!! they would buy a cottage together!!!!!!!!!!!
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dajo42 · 7 days
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love this dude. their name is erik because my best friend eriks favourite pokemon is jirachi. erik the human is also shiny
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FINALLY 💖
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dajo42 · 8 days
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FINALLY 💖
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dajo42 · 9 days
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good morning. i lived bitch
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dajo42 · 9 days
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substance abuse / medicine/ addiction tw
(its not great but ill live)
your girls ongoing struggle with dependency upon taking too many painkillers and a random assortment of other meds for zest and variety has once again hit her square in the fucking jaw and i feel like absolute shit because i relapsed into it again
and frankly what i need is to wake up to positive messages i will feel better tomorrow if i feel like im making people happy from time to time
if you can perhaps spare a moment to be very nice to me that would be wonderful
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dajo42 · 10 days
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really pleased everyone has such faith in mike 💖
who wins
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dajo42 · 10 days
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who wins
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dajo42 · 11 days
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dajo42 · 12 days
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imagine fighting somebody and they actually said something like "okay... now its personal" or "heh. not bad" or "last mistake" i think id laugh too hard to continue the fight
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dajo42 · 14 days
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dajo42 · 14 days
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mine are carrots, specifically raw. i can demolish a bag of baby carrots in one sitting. eat them like chips, no dip required
(sorry if tumblrs limit made me forget yours but pls tell me)
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dajo42 · 14 days
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OKAY. SO. THAT THING I SAID RIGHT NEAR THE END ABOUT THE SHALKA DOCTOR NOT BEING CANON. HE BASICALLY MIGHT BE CANON NOW. HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN CANONISED AS AN ALTERNATE NINTH DOCTOR AND I DONT EVEN /KNOW/ HOW TO INCLUDE THAT PROPERLY IN THE ORDER
god. fuck. im..
im fine
i wasnt gonna bring up bigeneration because it didnt change the numbers but maybe now it did? or maybe theres another universe or multiple alternate timelines and all the non canon doctors might be real now and im
fine!
so you have the timeless child, right? a kid of an unknown species that fell through a wormhole or some shit and landed on the planet gallifrey.
this kid has the power to cheat death by undergoing a process of regeneration, which changes every cell in their body and they begin a new life as a person that has a new face and acts differently.
their adoptive gallifreyan parent experiments with this to see if the power can be controlled or harnessed. the child undergoes an unknown number of experimental regenerations and eventually the parent figures it out.
from here the power is given to other gallifreyans, but they impose a limit, presumably through only giving them a certain amount of regeneration energy, but to be real its basically just through magic science. the limit is 13 bodies, meaning they can regenerate a total of 12 times.
society on gallifrey advances to the point where they develop time travel, and a new society calling themselves time lords develop, sworn only to observe the events of history and the future and never to interfere.
obviously some of them interfere.
among them is the timeless child, who at this point may or may not have taken up the mantle of the doctor. we just dont know. they may have a type 40 tardis, which is a gallifreyan time machine. we literally do not know. either way the being (?formally known as?) the timeless child ends up going on a lot of missions for an agency simply named division run by their adoptive parent.
at some point, and a currently unknowable amount of potential regenerations later, the child/doctor ends up fundamentally disagreeing with the end goals of division.
this might have been the doctor later known as the fugitive doctor. we do not know for certain. if it was, they also spent time disguised as a human on earth for some time.
either way their exile involves having their memory wiped and being forced to regenerate into a baby and given to another adoptive family on gallifrey.
as they grow up they take on the mantle of the doctor either again or for the first time, and eventually they either steal a type 40 tardis for the first time or through a quirk of destiny or a weird millenia long bootstrap paradox which is a whole other thing ends up stealing back exactly the same one they used to have.
eventually this incarnation regenerates.
crucially, as their memory had been wiped and they had been forcibly regenerated into a child, they believe this is the first time they are ever regenerating. as far as they are aware, they are a normal time lord. their regenerative ability has been forcibly limited so they only have a set number of regenerations left.
maybe.
it might not have been limited. they might just believe that when its not true. either way, as this was the "first", they can now regenerate 11 more times, as far as they know.
their second incarnation is later forcibly regenerated again, this time for totally different reasons, and this is where yet another complication comes in.
at this point the doctor either regenerates straight into their third incarnation, or their regeneration is secretly interrupted so they can do more secret missions and their second incarnation continues life for a while and then potentially regenerates either, once again, straight into their third incarnation or into the incarnation known as the fugitive doctor.
the latter option is not directly confirmed in canon but it is a popular fanon theory that holds a lot of water due to weird anomalies in timeline placements of specific events.
either. fucking. way.
eventually or immediately the doctor regenerates into what will henceforth be called their third incarnation.
then their fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth in numerous tragic ways including falling from really high up, the bbc being absolute bastards, and getting shot multiple times in america for some reason.
during the eighth doctors life cycle, a war breaks out between the time lords of gallifrey and the daleks of skaro, a species its weird that i havent needed to mention up to this point considering their prominence throughout the story but whatever. the eighth doctor initially refuses to join the war but is eventually mortally injured trying to save somebody and is persuaded that the war will not end without their participation.
the doctor chooses to regenerate into a warrior, and denounces the name of the doctor due to participation in war going against everything they stand for and why they chose the name doctor in the first place.
this incarnation eventually ends the war by teleporting gallifrey into a pocket dimension so the daleks blow themselves up, but due to the timeline being out of sync due to the presence of multiple incarnations of the doctor, they will soon forget the outcome of this event and believe they ended the war with their original plan of just fucking blowing everything up.
for a few brief moments at the end of this incarnation they accepted the title of doctor again, but this was immediately forgotten about as soon as they regenerated due to old age like five seconds later.
the following incarnation of the doctor thus denounces the war doctor as ever being a doctor at all due to aforementioned moral incompatibility. they continue in what everybody assumes to be their ninth incarnation, keeping the very existence of the war doctor secret.
this means that anybody with a knowledge of the rules of regeneration would assume the doctor can regenerate a total of 4 more times, whereas the doctor knows about their secret incarnation and knows they can only regenerate 3 more times.
unless their regeneration was not actually limited.
which.
fuck. whatever. lets say it was and they have 3 more.
eventually this incarnation known as the ninth doctor regenerates into the tenth doctor.
the doctor can thus regenerate 2 more times as far as the doctor knows.
the tenth doctor proceeds to spend a long time asleep then wakes up, has a swordfight, loses a hand, immediately grows their hand back and carries on doing doctor things.
the hand they lost has its own fucking story arc. but whatever the point is eventually the doctor is near death again and begins to regenerate but they simply use the regeneration energy to heal themselves and funnels the rest of the energy into their own dismembered hand.
this, crucially, uses up a regeneration as far as the doctor is concerned. it also causes a whole second doctor to grow out of the severed hand and then go live in a parallel universe but im literally losing my mind at this point so thats... thats fine.
it also means the tenth doctor keeps their same face and personality, which other people may think means no regeneration was actually used, but ultimately as far as the doctor is concerned this means they can only regenerate 1 more time, which they resist for a long time but are ultimately forced to succumb to.
as far as the doctor knows, the eleventh doctor is now their final incarnation. between their secret war regeneration and the regeneration they funnelled into their hand they have used 2 more regenerations than anybody familiar with the rules would likely assume.
the life of the eleventh doctor lasts for a long time but ultimately they grow old and believe they are about to die permanently but at the last second the time lords open a crack in reality from their pocket dimension and give the doctor more regeneration energy.
maybe.
it could have just been fake. because the doctor might still unbeknownst to themselves actually have unlimited regenerations.
but also it could be real because their regenerations may have been forcibly limited when their memories of existing as the timeless child were erased.
we literally do not fucking akan,, nwnan, z .wkal, .... know. sorry i passed out for a hot second there.
anyway.
as far as the doctor knows, when they proceed to regenerate they begin a new cycle with a completely unspecified amount of potential regenerations. it has never been stated if the limit still applies. the limit might never have applied to begin with.
like, at some point the twelfth doctor gives somebody a whole bunch of regeneration energy and its never specified if this means they lost incarnations or if they even can lose incarnations. other time lords dont even seem to know. its honestly probably just easier to assume the number of regenerations they have at this point is either unlimited or some ridiculous number like 507.
the doctor later regenerates again.
this incarnation, known as the thirteenth doctor, finds out all the stuff about the timeless child, thus recontextualising their whole existence.
then they decide it doesnt matter because they are still themselves.
then they decide it absolutely matters and they need to know how many lives theyve had.
then they decide it doesnt matter again even after the universe fucking ended and was reset off screen because they got too close to finding out.
i am not joking.
then their body gets briefly taken over by their enemy known as the master who it is wild i havent mentioned up to this point but whatever. the master forcibly regenerates the doctor into. the master. which. might be a regeneration, it might not. it is later reversed and the doctor is back to the thirteenth doctor again for like, an hour, before they get blasted by a giant fucking laser jellyfish and regenerate again.
i am still not joking.
in a mystery that is currently not explained, the fourteenth doctor for some reason has what appears to be the same body and possibly personality of the tenth doctor.
while this is the current incarnation the next incarnation has also been revealed to us the viewers at home and is known in marketing material as the fifteenth doctor.
this continues the tradition of ignoring all the above bullshit and just following the number that makes sense.
so. in summary. heres the fucking order.
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[UNKNOWN NUMBER OF INCARNATIONS OF TIMELESS CHILD, THEY MIGHT CALL THEMSELVES THE DOCTOR AT SOME POINT]
[Maybe The Fugitive Doctor- Jo Martin]
[memory erased]
First Doctor- William Hartnell
Second Doctor- Patrick Troughton
[Maybe The Fugitive Doctor- Jo Martin]
Third Doctor- Jon Pertwee
Fourth Doctor- Tom Baker
Fifth Doctor- Peter Davison
Sixth Doctor- Colin Baker
Seventh Doctor- Sylvester McCoy
Eighth Doctor- Paul McGann
War Doctor- John Hurt
Ninth Doctor- Christopher Eccleston
Tenth Doctor- David Tennant
Tenth Doctor 2: Tennant Boogaloo- David Tennant
Eleventh Doctor- Matt Smith
[new regenerations granted, maybe]
Twelfth Doctor- Peter Capaldi
Thirteenth Doctor- Jodie Whittaker
The Master- Sacha Dhawan
Thirteenth Doctor 2: Lucky For Some- Jodie Whittaker
Fourteenth Doctor AKA The Threepeat- David Tennant
[some other wacky shit might happen later this year for all we know but whatever]
Fifteenth Doctor- Ncuti Gatwa
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hope you enjoyed reading this!!! i hope it makes some sort of sense out of 60 years of endlessly shifting canon!!!!
and yes i know i didnt even take into account non canonical extended media doctors like shalka or fatal death!!!
or how and when the valeyard, a character comprising the darker aspects of the doctor, spawns into existence!!!!!!
or the doctors potential future final incarnation when they eventually retire from saving the universe, an incarnation played by tom baker and known as the curator!!!!!!
thats all for another fucking time okay!!!!!!!! im just here to make numbers make sense
okay bye
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dajo42 · 15 days
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what if lestat was called lestrap. what then. what would you do. how would it affect the stock market
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