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Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

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@bloodfallsblue and @thenerdyalchemist

Hufflepuff and Slytherins being friends like

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My ability to proofread increases by 1000% after I hit “Submit”.

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You’re probably procrastinating right now.

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Midterms are scary AF

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The Loveliest Family ever 💕

congrats @danisnotonfire and @amazingphil on being new grandparents :)

-> pre-order vicsquared SPECIAL phanzine here <-

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Someone could experience severe trauma and come out totally unaffected.

Someone could experience minor trauma and come out with severe mental illnesses.

And guess what?

Both of these reactions are totally valid!

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We’re going to recapture my creatures before they get hurt. They’re currently in alien terrain surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet; humans.

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Wow Dan and Phil are uploading daily, victuuri is canon it can't get any-

Sherlock: I love you

Me: FUCc

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SO HEAR ME OUT ON MY CRACK THEORY

“The roads we walk have demons underneath” Everyone has secrets

“and yours have been waiting a very long time” Sherlock Holmes’ secret has been waiting for a very long time

“You know why I’m here.” But we know Sherlock’s secret

“I’d like to hear you say it.” We (Mofftiss) want to confirm it

“What is this, we can’t do this.” “Is this supposed to be a game?” Gay Sherlock Holmes? We can’t do this. Is this a joke?

**IT’S NOT A GAME ANYMORE**

“I thought this was some kind of…” “What?” “Trick” I though this was queerbaiting

“Course it’s not a trick, it’s a plan.” Course it’s not queerbaiting, we’ve got a plan

“What’s the very worst thing you can do to your very best friends?” What’s the worst thing you can do to the audience that pays for your show?

“Tell them your darkest secret.” Tell them something they won’t accept

“I love you.” WE’RE DOING IT ANYWAYS FUCK YOU CASUALS

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Caffeine brain idea 50: out of all the people, why are Hufflepuff's and Slytherin so easily attracted to each other?

Caffeine brain idea 1: what would happen if Dan and Phil met Newt? would they all just freak out about all of the animals and their adorableness?

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Caffeine brain idea 45: How can sleep, such an essential thing to humans be so easily manipulated? 

Caffeine brain idea 1: what would happen if Dan and Phil met Newt? would they all just freak out about all of the animals and their adorableness?

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Caffeine brain idea 37: But seriously guys, black lipstick is awesome!

Caffeine brain idea 1: what would happen if Dan and Phil met Newt? would they all just freak out about all of the animals and their adorableness?

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Caffeine brain idea 36: Why do I not own black lipstick?

Caffeine brain idea 1: what would happen if Dan and Phil met Newt? would they all just freak out about all of the animals and their adorableness?

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Caffeine brain idea 32: words are weird

Caffeine brain idea 1: what would happen if Dan and Phil met Newt? would they all just freak out about all of the animals and their adorableness?

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Caffeine brain idea 17: Why does the BBC only allow Uk proxies on their website?

Caffeine brain idea 1: what would happen if Dan and Phil met Newt? would they all just freak out about all of the animals and their adorableness?

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Caffeine brain idea 1: what would happen if Dan and Phil met Newt? would they all just freak out about all of the animals and their adorableness?