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[dalgejones]

The urge to makeout w daddys ass while he pisses in the toilet then uses my mouth to suck him clean before forcing my head into the toilet forcing me to drink his piss out of it while he rapes me and then flushes the toilet before cumming deep inside me 🥵

[dalgejones]

I made this bitch do this audio note 7 years ago, listen up to you new sluts and learn what is your purpose as the inferior fucktoys you are.

[dalgejones]

How to be a Good Little Wifey

1. Cook lots of yummy, healthy food for Daddy to help him stay big and strong.

2. Always wear pretty dresses with no underwear when in the house so Daddy can access you whenever he wants.

3. Always wear pretty clothes and be clean, fresh and well groomed for Daddy

4. Never take birth control, it’s up to Daddy to decide when he puts babies in you

5. Keep the house beautiful, clean and bright. Make it a peaceful home for Daddy.

6. Help daddy relax after work by waiting on the bed naked, with your ass up and face down, ready for Daddy to unload all his stress in you

7. Be a good mummy to Daddy’s babies and never shout or get cross.

8. Always have full, bouncy, lactating titties and be ready to feed Daddy whenever he wants, even in a public place.

9. Be good, quiet, doting and adoring to Daddy when in public. Let the whole world see how good a wifey you are.

10. Tell Daddy whenever you’re feeling horny and always ask permission before touching yourself or coming. Remember it’s not your pussy anymore, it’s Daddy’s.

11. Stay fit and healthy, so you’re body is always ready to make Daddy’s next baby.

12. Never ever say no to Daddy. Daddy knows best, so you must trust Daddy’s judgement and do as he says.

13. Be a good girl when out and about but be a very naughty girl in bed. Tell Daddy your fantasies and beg for him to teach you how to be the perfect little slut for Daddy.

14. Be proud to be carrying Daddy’s babies and show off your pregnant body whenever you can. Enjoy being Daddy’s baby factory. This is what you were born for.

15. Tell Daddy your problems. Don’t let them make you unhappy, frowny or moany. Daddy will know how to fix them.

16. Tell Daddy every day that he’s the best husband and Daddy in the world and tell him how much you love and appreciate him.

17. Love and look after his extended family, Daddy likes knowing you respect and care for them.

18. Always kiss daddy goodbye, hello and thank you.

19. Sit on Daddy’s lap whenever he wants you too. Be a good girl and let Daddy enjoy exploiting his innocent little wifey.

20. Go to bed whenever Daddy tells you to. A good wifey is well rested, strong and ready every morning to make pleasing her husband the main priority of her day, every day.

Did I forget anything, Daddy?

[dalgejones]

I love how it feels being used by daddy🥰

[dalgejones]

Ideal wife

Body

It is overall normal or slightly chubby but not fat. If she ever gets even close to being fat she will be the willing target of even more fat shaming.

It has big tits and happy to get them called udder, fat bags, punching balls etc. For a normal body type its at least a C, for a chubby one at least E.

It has 3 holes and all are usable. It's OK if it doesn't like every hole to be used as long as she still accepts her duties.

It has long hair. Curly or straight, color etc. doesn't matter to much.

It is small. There is just no reason for a wife to have height.

Mind

It is of average or even higher intelligence

It can fill a talk

It can be talked down to anyway

It is capable to do a household

Kink

It likes being degraded, including for things not in its hand like skin, intelligence, kink, body or sex

It is able to allow the kink while still knowing it is loved and appreciated as a perverted kinky cunt

It is happy to be a servant. Sexual, taking care for the house or as an object to fulfill needs from warming to toilet to setting my feet on.

It knows that as a cunt it has only control as long as I don't take control.

It get's aroused by the man talking about, flirting with or fucking other women.

[dalgejones]

friendly reminder that i love efukt and i love edging to vids like this LOL 💕🤤🥰

[dalgejones]

1. Keep me denied and horny, then use me as your cockwarming doll. No movement allowed.

2. Give me wedgies. Attach my wedgie to items in the house as a form of bondage and tell me I may not move.

3. Spank me. Spank me until I cry, then comfort me.

4. Stretch my cunt and ass until I am only useful as a fleshlight holder for you.

5. Force me to alter my writing. Make me refer to myself as degrading things. Force me to write without caps. Force me to misspell certain words.

6. Give me a new name. Who (or what) am I to you? But also, call me all sorts of degrading names.

7. Talk down to me, like it's hard for me to understand even the simplest things. Explain everything like I am dumb.

8. Wrap me in clingfilm and leave me bound and wiggling.

9. Give me temporary, degrading tattoos.

10. Give me embarrassing outfits to wear. Subtle in public (like jeans that are too small, a skirt that is a bit shorter or in an unusual colour for me), tiny lingerie and fetish gear in private.

11. Make me edge and keep me constantly denied and horny until I am a crying, begging mess.

12. Play with my mind, experiment with hypnosis.

13. Manipulate and brainwash me into aquiring new and embarrassing fetishes.

14. Make your cock my focus point in the universe. Make me crave it. Make me need it in my mouth, cunt or ass at all times, even though I rarely deserve it.

15. Rest your balls on my face. Having my face slapped by your cock is a compliment.

16. Make me rim your ass, push my face deep between your cheeks and force my tongue to make love with your hole.

17. Force me to eat only the blandest healthiest food. My pleasure should be sexual, not from food.

18. Force me to work out for you. Make me sweat like a pig and mock and slap me while I pant.

19. Make me edge until I can't think and it feels like my brain might break.

20. Use my boobs as punshing bags, stretch my nipples, make me lactate like a cow for you.

[dalgejones]

Defer To Him

Defer to him as much as you can.

A friend asks if you can come over tonight?  Tell her you have to ask him.

A salesman wants to know if you want to buy that product today?  Tell him you have to ask your man.

You want to buy something?  Ask your man if you can afford it.

When you defer to him, you’re allowing him the opportunity to create reality out of the vision he has for the relationship and, believe it or not, he does have a vision.

Besides, deferring to your man on even the smallest issues will make him feel needed and will make you feel like he’s in control of your universe - and that lowers your stress level.

Don’t fool yourself into the common girl-trap of “I don’t want to bother him.”  He absolutely loves to be asked these kinds of questions.  You’re handing more control of your life over to him every time you ask his permission for something.  You’ll find your man always, always, always has time for more control.

Defer to him.  You’ll both be happier.

-VIS

[dalgejones]

Can I just be someone's toy housewife? Like I'll do the housewife chores like cleaning and cooking but also I'm essentially a no limits pet/toy for sex. Want to fuck me in the ass with no lube? Do it, toys don't get lube. Want to gag me for the day while you work? Do it, pets don't eat unless they're fed anyways. Want to rape me and beat me senseless and then have me serve you dinner? Make it happen, you don't get consent when you use a fleshlight, you don't need it for me. Want to whore me out to your friends so you don't have to deal with me for a week? At least I'll be making money for you, like a good bitch. Want to breed me over and over again? I'll be a good puppy mill bitch. Just please make me a toy, pet housewife.

[dalgejones]

Did you eat? (I love you) I bought the bread you like (I love you) I noticed you were upset so I brought you tea (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) I know you have a lot of work and can't talk now so I will leave this thing you like around (I love you) I did your chores (I love you) I will sit by in case you need anything (I love you. I love you. I love you)

[dalgejones]

biggest cnc warning known 2 man, also tw for crying

[dalgejones]

daily affirmations

💕My body exists to please my Man💕

💕I exist to please my Man💕

💕I am 3 Holes and 2 Tits for my Man💕

💕My org*sm is dirty and unnecessary💕

💕My Man above all other Men💕

💕All Men above me💕

💕My pussy is warm and tight for my Man to pound💕

💕My tits are soft and round for my Man to pull💕

💕My ass is giant and fat for my Man to beat💕

💕My mind, body, and soul belong to my Man and my purpose is to please and to serve Him💕

💕My Man is worthy of service, praise, respect, love, and affection💕

💕My Man knows what is best for me💕

💕My Man controls me and protects me💕

[dalgejones]

[dalgejones]

Not all wife’s are created equal . . . choose wisely!

[dalgejones]

i’m really into the domestic side of things

i want to be with/marry a man who strictly enforces gender roles in his home. i want him to make me quit my job because a woman’s place is in the home, not the workplace. he’ll keep me naked or wearing skimpy lingerie while i cook and clean and make his home a peaceful haven, maybe even going as far as putting a lock on my wardrobe to make sure i don’t sneak into clothes once he leaves the house. i’ll only be permitted to wear ladylike skirts and dresses when he gives me permission to leave the house. 

i want him to make me completely financially dependent on him. he’ll make me close up all my bank accounts and transfer all my money to him. he’ll take all my credit cards (because what woman is smart enough to know how to use one of those?) and make it so i have to ask permission to buy anything or ask him if i ever need money. 

he won’t let me vote, read the newspapers or watch the news because a woman shouldn’t have a say in anything regarding politics or government, and we’re too simple minded to understand anything that goes on in the man’s world! besides, i’d have better things to do like baking him a fresh batch of cookies or making sure all his shirts are cleaned and ironed! 

my man would come home at the end of a long day and be greeted by me on my knees at the front door, either naked or in specially requested lingerie. he’d obviously gag me as soon as he came in because, after a long day at work, the last thing he needs is a woman harping on at him! i would serve him dinner and then make sure a cold beer is waiting for him in the living room after he’s finished. then he’d chain me up to the kitchen while i washed the dishes to make sure i didn’t get distracted, and he’d finish off his day by using me however he wanted! 

oh, and i’d obviously receive regular maintenance spankings! 

[dalgejones]

Embracing what i am: a domestic cunt.

i acknowledge that i am a multifaceted human being, complete with all of my flaws, charms, quirks, beliefs, and good intentions.

i also acknowledge that above all else, i am designed by nature to be one thing and one thing only: a domestic cunt.

This isn’t bad nor is it good. It simply…is.

Here are the facts: 1. i have a cunt that was perfectly designed to be as inviting and as pleasurable as possible for Men to fuck with Their hard cocks. 2. my body was sculpted to be sexually appealing, not physically dominating. i have boobs that bounce when i move, a round ass that jiggles, weak arms and legs that respond poorly to weight training (in comparison to Men), a small, slender frame. 3. i am never content in a messy space, i have an innate drive to clean whatever i can. 4. i WANT to cater to my Man. i WANT Him to be as happy, satisfied and comfortable as possible. 5. In my constant obsession of making my Man’s life as perfect as it can be, i find happiness in His happiness. 6. my cunt is always wet and throbbing in anticipation of cock. 7. i crave cum. On me, in my pussy, down my throat. Anywhere and everywhere. 8. i have a bubbly disposition and never want to say no/disappoint; a natural people pleaser. 9. i crave Male approval and guidance in order to be better. 10. i am at my absolute happiest when i am being roughly fucked and about to receive His cum in a nice, clean house.

[dalgejones]

So there’s this one guy I fuck…

I don’t cum when we get together. I have agreed that he will not make an attempt to pleasure me. He does not touch my pussy, except for humiliating wet checks. He does not fuck my pussy, either. Up until now, he’s exclusively slapped me, spanked me, tortured my clit, degraded me, and fucked my mouth. He once made me strip and called me fat while I crawled around on the floor. Once he jerked off into a Fleshlight and dumped all the goo on my face. Of course, when he’s done cumming, I get dressed and then leave. I am a hole. A cumrag.

We’ve talked about my next trick: being his living, breathing anal Fleshlight. I’ll show up at his house. He’ll then have me strip, then he’ll duct tape my pussy closed. No clit touching that way, either. Then he’ll let me work a little lube in my ass before he fucks me. (Not ready to try dry just yet. I want to; I just need training.)

Then he’ll fuck me. I want it to hurt. My grunts of pain will turn him on. He’ll cum in my sore ass, and I’ll get a sip of water, get dressed, and leave. My ass will be burning in pain and gooey on the long trip home. I’ll still have that fucking tape I’ll have to rip off my cunt when I get back. That’ll hurt like a bitch.

But fuuuuck, I’ll be so unfulfilled and dripping. I’ll get to spend the whole day thinking about what a whore I am, good enough to know I’m supposed to please cock, but too disgusting to be allowed orgasm or pleasure. I just allowed a man free use of my asshole with no reciprocation.

My soaked cunt will be proof enough I don’t deserve to cum.