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Shitty screenshot accidentally perfect representation of how it felt to hear this question

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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

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I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.

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People are having a normal one at Uchikoshi wrecking a transphobe on Twitter

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You're Electronic Mail now but you're still Firefox in my head

Is that wrong

Is that like your dead name now, am I dead naming you

it is OK. I have Been firefox official since i was fourteen. i am still firefox official In here -> ❤️ where it counts. and on the wayback machine, where it also counts

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people on this site will make the biggest scene whenever any of the crystal gems has the tiniest flaw but i don’t see ANYBODY talking about all of the innocent people steven callously stabs per episode ..? :/

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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okay now I'm trying to think up a dedication for the book

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biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

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keeping an eye on this guy...

asking some good questions

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i hate being east of the cascades. What if the yellowstone supervolcano erupts? no protection :/

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Happy Jeremy Bearimy Day!

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I feel like "I put your deranged ramblings through a genetics searcher and your an insect" is such a better retort than anything people could come up with.

i do this to my friends sometimes because what the fuck are they gonna do? what are you supposed to say in response to that? your shitty little roast is a tree now bitch. what are you gonna do about it

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i’ve seen a few other rwby versions but i spent longer than i should have on this so allow me to offer my contribution too

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Waymo perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Waymo. Put Baby In Waymo. no problems ever in wayymo because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Awaymo yes a place for a baby put baby in Waymo can trust Waymo for giveing good love to baby. friend Waymo

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think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson