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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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the cardinal couple that lives in the neighborhood have gotten THREE babies to fledging this year. the whole family of 5 has been showing up for dinner on my patio the last several evenings, and it's been a delight. all three babies will eat on their own a little, then one will inevitably start screaming for dad to feed them. he dutifully picks up a seed off the ground in front of them and puts it in their mouth. then the other two get jealous and start screaming too, and pretty soon their frazzled father is hopping around gently giving them all the food they could definitely pick up themselves. meanwhile mom eats peacefully nearby and ignores the hubbub. it's adorable.

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Happy Midsummer/Summer solstice

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i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

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Longing

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as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.

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Source

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Welcome

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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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Velcome to the Big Black House. It was custom built in 2000 in Greenwood, IN. 5bds, 6ba, 8,504sqft, $1.399m. Who doesn't love a spoopy modern mansion?

The entrance hall is nice. There's a niche on the left, arches up on the mezzanine.

Huge open concept living area. Look at the lights in the ceiling.

Look at the leopard on top of the fridge.

It's a large chef's kitchen.

Look at the floor.

Looks like a bar over here in the corner.

Heavy medieval doors.

Interesting giant dinosaur skull on the dining room table.

A family room.

The guest powder room need some wallpaper.

Looks like a makeshift bar in here w/a kitchenette. Too white.

In the home theater, Jason is taking in a movie.

The stairs are pretty graceful.

On the second level. Funny that they put taxidermied big cats as part of this decor.

Reading area here.

Bean bag chairs in the loft area. Look at the crystal balls on the ledges.

The large primary bedroom.

Well, this is disappointing.

Is this a bedroom? Right now it has big blob cushions on the floor.

Portrait of Poe in the hall.

The other bedrooms and baths are so mundane. They didn't really commit. They could've done much better with this house.

This room has some decor.

This is better. Is this a podcast studio?

The yard with the pool and patio.

0.86 acre lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3306-Mullinix-Rd-Greenwood-IN-46143/85452540_zpid/

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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

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happy pride month my friends <3

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Evil Stare (Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman)    Black coloured pencils - 5 hours    [Click for high res]    My “100 Benedict portraits” celebration post can be found here

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A great egret stretches its neck and displays its breeding plumage while standing on top of a tree thick with green leaves in the afternoon sun at Smith Oaks Rookery in High Island, Texas. Dawn Wilson, 2016

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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There will be a second season!!!

THE PITT 1.08 • 2:00 P.M.

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Everyone calls me Mel. I'm so happy to be here.

Taylor Dearden as DR. MELISSA KING THE PITT (2025—)