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Bugs Bunny is such an A-cup queen

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No damage on a successful save, 4d4 on a failed save.

Good meowning everypony

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5d4

the eeveelutions after getting back from the pet groomer

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2d4

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist. 

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

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Ok it's very funny to laugh at Tuxedo Mask for showing up and doing nothing, but his job was never to actually fight the monsters.

His job was just to show up and believe in Sailor Moon so overwhelmingly resolutely that she remembers she's a fucking demigod long enough for HER to fight the monsters.

Because she's the only one strong enough to do it in the first place, and in this regard Tuxedo Mask is the first example of being "Kenough" in this essay I will

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heals 1d8+3 (Fish's Wisdom mod) but then deals 1d4.

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1d4

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Kinda curious on what the original for the "so u want women interesting notion" post was? Idk u don't have to say tho

lmao—i usually don't make a habit of sharing the originals, but that one was so fucking stupid: it was an anti-abortion comment on a post about feminism & the right to choose, and it said,

"Sooo u don't want more women to be born? interesting notion."

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OwO oopsie daisies *rips out your spine* i'wm soww sowwy mr pm see mowar I dwidn't mean to mwaul yowou I mweant to infwict the myax amount of dwamage I cwould.

(//ω//) fworgive me syenpai111!!111!!!1!!11!!1

Jesus this stand is terrifying

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12d10

of course i have a praise kink, i'm a burnt out former gifted child.

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Listen. Everyone jokes about the names that suburban white couples give to their baby names, but I am from evangelical circles, and I can assure you that the Mckinzleighs and Lakynns of this world have NOTHING on the names I've seen.