damion-the-skeleton

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What a beautiful day to violate copyright and generally disregard any and all notions of intellectual property

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It’s da first of da month

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scrunching my face real hard rn

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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i got access to all his audio files

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just me and my shit yaoi from a thing thats bad

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Let go of the idea that diy will inherently look shit. All your clothes are handmade you just don't see the people doing it.

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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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its called the happy trail because it makes me FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what am I supposed to do with the information about Edwin being the inventor of recycling in the FNAF universe honestly

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You are now trapped in the last movie you watched with the last person you texted. How’s it going?

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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Tenner