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the more things change the more they stay the same

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Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2

When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in

When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her

When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"

When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.

At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.

When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.

When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle

When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.

When I taught my wife how to waltz

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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Genuine friendly summer reminder for my fellow fat people.

We have more body than skinny people so we also contain more water and therefore need to drink more. 2 Litres is something skinny people need to drink we need more. I aim for 4 litres a day.

While any waterbased liquid is good try to not drink all 4 litres in coke or soda. I absolutley do recommend sport drinks or similar things. Fat people like us, or at least me, sweat a lot in this heat even without sport. Refill those electrolytes. Your body will thank you.

My go to drink at home is a 2 litre jug of water with just enough store bought raspberry or orange syrup that it has a taste thats not water.

Please stay hydrated in this heat and take care of your body. Its the only one you have.

(If you clown on fat people in tags/replies/comments I will hunt you for sport)

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Hey everyone, welcome back, it's me, Youtuber, but before we get into the video, did you know that only 20% of you all that watch my stuff are subscribed? The other 80% aren't, so please, subscribe if you like my videos, and hit that bell for notifications, it really helps with the algorithm, I put a lot of effort into these videos, and I'm trying to make this channel something special, for all of you in the community with the best content possible. Now, let's get into the video. So, the latest Genshin drama,

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People are trying to bring back 1880s-era anti-ASL sentiment. Worst timeline.

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I really really really wanna know what these proshippers are seeing when they claim Dadbastian enjoyers are so completely blind to the weird undertones (which are fucking weird and always have been and always will be) and the fact Sebastian is a demon… girl lmao thats kinda the point? It makes it so much more tragic and interesting to see how different people can interpret Sebastian’s feelings towards his master. They really need to go read Coattails or sumn idk lmao

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Miscellaneous Black Butler Character Sketches from my shitpost!!! 🖤

Art Instagram - @Nanalytix

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alright I think it's time to go out and have a little human interaction

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Oh. My god. How did I not realize that it's already been ten years since Galavant premired. January 4th, 2015. I knew it came out in 2015 but I didn't realize it was that early.

Fuck I feel old.

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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when my mom was my age she had 2 children in elementary school and today im waking up early to hit the bong before doing my job (drawing pornography)

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