damnhedied
damnhedied
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damnhedied · 5 days ago
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I'm currently reading 'A botanical daughter', and not even 3 full chapters in an urge to draw Gregor and Simon came over me. Needless to say it's a good book.
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damnhedied · 2 months ago
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High fibre, high protein (possibly vegetarian) breakfast burrito!!
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Recipe for 2 burritos (I ate both):
1. Cook 100 grams of lentils
2. Blend them with tomato sauce, or with tomatoes and seasoning.
3. Divide this blended mush between 2 tortilla wraps
4. Scramble 2 eggs, and divide this between the wraps
5. In the same pan, cook a meat of your choice, I used about 100 grams of leftover veggie shoarma.
6. Divide between the wraps
7. Add some more of the same tomato sauce, and hot sauce if you want
8. Roll up your wrap and bake in the pan on both sides until brown (doesn't take long)
Serve with garlic sauce and lime if you want
Protein: +- 37 grams
Fiber: +- 35 grams
This does depend on the brand and types of ingredients you use, but especially lentils are incredibly high in both protein and fiber
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damnhedied · 2 months ago
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today i found out the first episode of Wolf 359 came out the same day my sister was born.. how is it so old..
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damnhedied · 2 months ago
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"I asked chat gpt"
Ok and I asked the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home and she replaced all your kitchen utensils with roaches.
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damnhedied · 3 months ago
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ohhh I get it. Francis Farnsworth is autistic and his stim is killing people
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damnhedied · 3 months ago
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damnhedied · 3 months ago
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Boy math; if I eat and drink healthy stuff then I can chain-smoke and I'll still be healthy
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damnhedied · 3 months ago
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damnhedied · 4 months ago
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Old Paulkins doodle that was never gonna get posted :3
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damnhedied · 4 months ago
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hello alternative horror tumblr. do you hear me
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damnhedied · 4 months ago
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at the lakeside mall. straight up "ticlking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My wiglly
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damnhedied · 4 months ago
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This black friday, it's time to remember what the holidays are really about: worshipping an ancient and primal deity of pure wrath
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damnhedied · 4 months ago
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ah yes, the lords in black:
The Onceler
Hellraiser If It Sucked
Ceaseless Watcher, Turn Your Gaze Upon This Wretched Thing,
Soylent Pink
Broadway Slime Tutorials
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damnhedied · 4 months ago
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“I’m a girl” “I’m a boy” okay?? I’m there ?? I’m always there?? I’m there right now having a conversation with you about the alcoholic potential of antifreeze?? Twenty six meters below you I’m in the cargo bay giving a navigation report to commander Minkowski???
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damnhedied · 4 months ago
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Hopelessly trying to cling onto a hyperfixation because it's the only thing that brings you joy these days but you can feel it starting to leave your body and you start feeling emptier and emptier <<<<<<<<
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damnhedied · 4 months ago
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Me at work: "I feel like I look really convincing when trying to sell newspapers!"
How I look trying to sell someone a newspaper:
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Inspired by @inkwell-illustrations ' post!
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damnhedied · 4 months ago
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this is how tgwdlm went right
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