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I'm currently reading 'A botanical daughter', and not even 3 full chapters in an urge to draw Gregor and Simon came over me. Needless to say it's a good book.

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High fibre, high protein (possibly vegetarian) breakfast burrito!!

Recipe for 2 burritos (I ate both):

1. Cook 100 grams of lentils

2. Blend them with tomato sauce, or with tomatoes and seasoning.

3. Divide this blended mush between 2 tortilla wraps

4. Scramble 2 eggs, and divide this between the wraps

5. In the same pan, cook a meat of your choice, I used about 100 grams of leftover veggie shoarma.

6. Divide between the wraps

7. Add some more of the same tomato sauce, and hot sauce if you want

8. Roll up your wrap and bake in the pan on both sides until brown (doesn't take long)

Serve with garlic sauce and lime if you want

Protein: +- 37 grams

Fiber: +- 35 grams

This does depend on the brand and types of ingredients you use, but especially lentils are incredibly high in both protein and fiber

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today i found out the first episode of Wolf 359 came out the same day my sister was born.. how is it so old..

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"I asked chat gpt"

Ok and I asked the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home and she replaced all your kitchen utensils with roaches.

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ohhh I get it. Francis Farnsworth is autistic and his stim is killing people

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Boy math; if I eat and drink healthy stuff then I can chain-smoke and I'll still be healthy

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Old Paulkins doodle that was never gonna get posted :3

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hello alternative horror tumblr. do you hear me

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at the lakeside mall. straight up "ticlking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My wiglly

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This black friday, it's time to remember what the holidays are really about: worshipping an ancient and primal deity of pure wrath

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ah yes, the lords in black:

The Onceler

Hellraiser If It Sucked

Ceaseless Watcher, Turn Your Gaze Upon This Wretched Thing,

Soylent Pink

Broadway Slime Tutorials

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“I’m a girl” “I’m a boy” okay?? I’m there ?? I’m always there?? I’m there right now having a conversation with you about the alcoholic potential of antifreeze?? Twenty six meters below you I’m in the cargo bay giving a navigation report to commander Minkowski???

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Hopelessly trying to cling onto a hyperfixation because it's the only thing that brings you joy these days but you can feel it starting to leave your body and you start feeling emptier and emptier <<<<<<<<

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Me at work: "I feel like I look really convincing when trying to sell newspapers!"

How I look trying to sell someone a newspaper:

Inspired by @inkwell-illustrations ' post!

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this is how tgwdlm went right