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i think women should get into polearms in a big way. not a lot of women in polearms these days. would love to see women doing battle with polearms.

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs

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Cat.exe

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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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may i ask, did you make your felix and sylvain plushes or commission them from someone? they're so cute!

Sylvain was purchased from JupyPoopy on Etsy! Sadly he seems to be out of production, but there is still a lot of cute and high quality stuff from this store :3

Felix was purchased from MissLucidComics! This place also has a different Sylvain plushie in stock, as well as Hubert, Linhardt and Ferdie :3

Hope that helps!

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I love the colour of Shez’s hair and the concept of Shez as an opposite Byleth I really do, and I can look past the bangs in the game to enjoy it, but why the bangs???? Poor idiot can’t see?? As an adult who was an emo phase teenager I feel that I have the life experience, nay the wisdom to tell you that you will struggle being mercenary with no peripheral vision, and only partial vision in one eye!! I was not a mercenary where my life depended on my depth perception for sword combat, and still I got injured because I couldn’t not walk into things!!! Shez get it together, get a haircut

They can see perfectly fine the blindness is a skill issue on your part.

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Two bros being disappointed at the college frat party and ditch it —

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

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I hate to say it, but none of the characters are leftiepilled marxistmaxxers. None of them are socialist, or communist, or whatever else. Additionally, very few of them support a meritocracy, much less a real democracy.

The series doesn't actually focus on the political and economic structures, instead it focuses on interpersonal struggles and also kill the big evil world ending dragon.

If you're going to get mad about the social and economic gaps that are inherent in empires and monarchies, you're not going to like the series. Most characters are complacent or supportive of the oppressive systems because the leading lords in each game are presented as benevolent rulers.

If that annoys you, maybe you just don't like knight kill dragon games. Play Disco Elysium or something else that's actually politically charged.

(Before anyone says anything, I'm a communist, I am just also able to suspend disbelief when playing a game about olden knights and wizards and dragons)

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.