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imagine if sloths could run 

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but

what if my anaconda does 

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if you listen closely on a dark night you can hear me singing to my cat 

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dude where the fuck was santa

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#love ya man

awwww

I love you too, bro

#do i need to say no homo here #but like #there is a homo #my best friend homo #i dont get this #am i?

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#i don't know sam #are you homo?

NO NOT WHAT I MEANT

#you’re a poet

I have dappled in the art of prose before 

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uhhhh- sure thing, man. 

#you’re a poet

I have dappled in the art of prose before 

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that's the nicest thing I've ever heard

#you’re a poet

I have dappled in the art of prose before 

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dude you haven't even read it yet 

hot fries are just like puffy hot cheetos that breathed in too much air so they’re bigger 

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#you're a poet

I have dappled in the art of prose before 

hot fries are just like puffy hot cheetos that breathed in too much air so they’re bigger 

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have you ever had one, man? its like biting into a spicy hispanic cloud 

hot fries are just like puffy hot cheetos that breathed in too much air so they’re bigger 

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hot fries are just like puffy hot cheetos that breathed in too much air so they're bigger 

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whenever youre feeling hella sad just remember that youre hella rad

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isaacyodelahey replied to your post: started at the bottom now we’re here fuKC

whoa pretty lady

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started at the bottom now we're here

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snixxandstones replied to your post: what day is it

sAMMY

Is that you, Tana?