damonthekiller

[damonthekiller]

Which is what?

Until I get what I want. 

[damonthekiller]

It starts with one and then my entire closet is in the trash.

I thought they were spies. Turns out they're hunters.

It’s not like you can’t afford at least twenty new of them, but I get the point.

Spies? We have spies here now? Did you kill them?

[damonthekiller]

And you don't think I know you? You cover up your loneliness by being a psychotic bitch and ruining other peoples lives to makeup for the fact that your life was ruined 500 years ago.

Anybody know how to get blood out of satin?

Doing what, snapping?

Because I know you, Damon. 

[damonthekiller]

In what world does running into me mean that you can just walk away without apologizing?

So you know. Now I get it. You're not a spy. You're a hunter.

In what world does me running into you mean asking for your opinion? 

I’d decide against that thought if I were you. Touch me and I’ll send you to hell in a blink of an eye. Now we can talk this out and be civilized, or I can turn you to dust. Good god are vampires the majority in this town?  

[damonthekiller]

No, i just wasn't expecting to get run over by a Kim Possible in the middle of the night.

What else did you expect, some kind of therapy session? 

[damonthekiller]

Sarcasm. That wasn't predictable.

You’re the definition of cheery aren’t you?

[damonthekiller]

So how long are you staying here?

Sounds very gay. And violent.  I’ll do my best.

[damonthekiller]

Unfortunately.

That’s usually how it works.

[damonthekiller]

You ran into me. You were basically asking for my opinion.

Oh yeah, sure. Yesterday, I actually saw a unicorn in my lawn. And get this, it talked. We both know you aren't here because of a coyote. So why don't you tell me why you're actually here before I rip your throat out.

I wasn’t expecting you did, I’m trying to save your life. Don’t bore me with your ever so fascinating opinions.

Oh yeah coyotes are everywhere.

[damonthekiller]

Just annoying "spies" running into me. You see this shirt? It's italian. And now it's going in the dump because it has mud all over it.

Come on, it’s not that bad…

Okay, you’re right, it is. Wanna talk about what happened?

[damonthekiller]

Typical selfish Katherine.

So what do you think?

I like to think of it more as bettering my own. 

[damonthekiller]

How do you know I'm not doing it right now?

Anybody know how to get blood out of satin?

So do it. 

[damonthekiller]

I am many things, but I am definitely not a nuisance. I would have to be half way through puberty and desperate to fit that description.

And which of the two would you be?

[damonthekiller]

So many nuisances in this town, yet not enough nerves.

[damonthekiller]

Your constant attempts at ruining my life.

So what do you think?

Who says I don’t already?

[damonthekiller]

You keep thinking that. We've fooled you plenty of times, nothing can stop me from doing it now.

Anybody know how to get blood out of satin?

.. Oh, wait you’re serious?

I could snap you in half without breaking a nail, Damon. I think I can handle you. 

[damonthekiller]

If it wasn't for you, I would be happily chasing after my brother's girl and feeling guilty about it. This is thousands of times worse.

And you will never know when to just leave people alone and stop ruining their lives. 

And how has your selfless act paid off for you so far?

I very much doubt that. For instance, you will probably never know when it would be wise to simply shut up and stay out of trouble.