dancedanderevolutionangel
dancedanderevolutionangel
God told me I suck at DDR once
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Ryu || any pronouns || will graduate to prophet when I win a game of ddr against god hopefully || israeli || pfp is the closest I could get to fod with the custom icon maker
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O God grant me the serenity to accept people being fucking stupid on the internet, strength to backclick when I fucking should, and wisdom to know when not to fucking engage. Amen
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making this post so ppl know I exist ig.
Hi! Call me Ryu. Any pronouns are fine but I'm currently most fond of they/it pronouns :D
I'm not technically religious but I did meet god in a mall once and he said I need to get good (threatening) so here I am to preach the gospel of the angels all being queer actually and some other very leftist takes. And also other stuff that might get me cancelled which is the other reason I'm not using my main blog for this
also I'm from israel (and vaguely jewish but not like. practicing jewish) so feel free to send hate I'll forward it all to the big guy like an email and hope it doesn't go in spam with how many of yall there are (that's what happens btw he just goes on lunch break and suddenly His secretary's computer is burning with hellfire)
This is a vey lighthearted post but I'm also very serious about it? I mean. I was asked to make this by the Triangle Sparkle Face dude (I'm. Trying not to use His name and idk if the g word counts but I ain't about to risk him seeing me be a nerd in the blog I made for Him-). I'm by no means an expert but I care a lot and at least the big ones like replacing him with some other dude aren't my vibe so I've yet to get smote this time around :D
Uhm. Oh also I get prophetic dreams sometimes and when I asked Him about it he evaded the question and instead asked if I'm still doing yoga and then sent me into a pvpvp dance dance revolution battle in the glass dome that is the sky and called me stupid when I lost so. Might be because of the big man but maybe also just a me thing we don't know yet.
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