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jaskier originally having a little bit of scruff in sirens omg give it to me that’s my little guy
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In which Jaskier, being the only one who can truly look him in the eyes and find his truth there, fights the world to bring justice to Geralt after he is arrested for Blaviken.
Because Jaskier being Geralt's lawyer feels as right as Geralt being a firefighter in a modern universe.
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I finally got to watch “The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep” again, so here's the third part of:
Things we learned/confirmed about our bard in “The Witcher: Sirens of the deep”
Geralt is always ready to protect his bard on hunts.
He and Geralt share the coins from the hunts and his performances as a bard (awww like in the fanfics).
He often suffers from financial problems thanks to sharing Geralt's coin and moral code (but he never leaves him alone)
Geralt lets Jaskier touch him as he pleases even though physically Jaskier couldn't move an inch of the witcher if Geralt didn't want to (you know, that scene at the beginning where they're in the tavern, Geralt gets up to leave and Jaskier with a firm hand on his shoulder puts him back in his sit)
He went to Bremervoord, his old town where no one appreciated him and he suffered from bullying and from which he fled so desperately to be himself, just because Geralt was avoiding you-know-who.
He never misses an opportunity to badmouth Yennefer LOL.
He was the driver of the carriage on Ellander's trip to Möen that Yennefer was talking about in S3E1 where she and Geralt did everything but talk (to be honest, I'm not really sure on this point but in the scene where the driver is seen steering the carriage you can see a blue doublet that may be Jaskier's trademark, but maybe I'm just projecting my bard on everything LOL)
It's Jaskier The Bard, The Song Don of Oxenfurt, The Crooner of the Continent
Essi “Little eye” is like Jaskier's little sister and the bard's #1 defender (Sooo cute and sad considering that probably, and following canon, that was the last time Jaskier saw Essi)
Geralt only learned that “Julian” was the bard's real name 20 years later.
He used to say he was originally from Oxenfurt (considering this point, it makes me wonder at what point the Viscount of Lettenhove thing came in).
He was meant to be a man of the sea, but he was “creative and different and they treated him horrible because of that” (MY SHYLAAAAAA, I liked that they gave more lore to his past, is it better than what I've read in fanfics? I don't think so, but it's appreciated anyway)
He's a superstar, master of the scene (we already knew this but it never hurts to remember it).
Jaskier steals Geralt's beer
Geralt is quite used to Jaskier's nonsense and dramatics (that scene where Jaskier spits out the beer, which he took from Geralt, for knowing that Essi is a bard and the witcher just shakes the drink off without blinking)
“If you know my name, it's because you know his songs” (What the hell???? Geralt was so ready to defend his bard's honor).
Jaskier is Geralt's official wingman (he just doesn't want him to be with Yennefer).
Geralt hunts and cooks for him (awwww)
Jaskier doesn't like Geralt's cooking.
Jaskier knows that Geralt has a big heart and is a softie.
And there was only one tent, Geralt sleeps outside the tent (probably to keep watch, but there's no way they haven't shared a tent at least once)
Jaskier is a very heavy sleeper
As a bard, he is aware of political, social and economic issues in many parts of the Continent (which helped Geralt to solve the Sirens' problem).
He is the beauty and moral support in the team (he is gorgeous).
Geralt removes Jaskier from the path of danger (that scene where Melusina in the form of the princess goes for Geralt and he removes Jaskier)
No matter what anyone says, Jaskier solved the case.
Moral support of Geralt when they call him “sewer cleaner”.
“And yet, for all the talk of Witchers lacking emotions, I know how to hurt you *proceeds to order Jaskier's death.
Jaskier was already saying goodbye to Geralt and blaming himself for returning to Bremervoord.
Jaskier may always be the damsel in distress, but when the situation calls for it he knows how to use a sword and fight in spite of his fears (keep the swords away from the bard when he is shocked and scared)
Zelest, welcome to Jaskier's harem.
Despite all the drama and commotion in the fights, Geralt constantly checks that his bard is alive and well, always ready to drop everything and help if needed.
Jaskier is quite used to Geralt's favorite technique of being eaten.
Jaskier has been to many royal weddings
Jaskier gave up his life and everything he knew in order to fulfill his dream of being a bard (and he made the right decision)
“But for now, looks like Jaskier will have to do” (To be honest, I don't know how to take this lol).
Jaskier is the one who decides where to go in his adventures with Geralt.
The whole Sirens of the deep is set immediately before the dragon hunt (and that breaks my heart)
And last but not least, Joey Batey is the love of my life (and I love that they respected his incredibly blue eyes).
(I didn't think this would turn out to be so long but here we are, sorry for the verbal vomit).
You can check the previous parts here and here
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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
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Some frame redraws per patreon request ~ I’m quite happy with how these sketches came out.
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You think you’re safe without a care But here in Posada, you’d be wise to beware
Geraskier + meet-cute
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I JUST FINISHED SLEEP OF THE DEAD IN ONE SITTING AND IT WAS SO GLORIOUS OMG! IT HURT SO BAD BUT IT WAS SO UTTERLY WONDERFUL!! HOPE U HAVE W LOVELY DAY<3
Omggggg THANK U SO MUCH!! I'm so glad you liked it ☺💜💜💜
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I think there should be a dialogue option in Witcher 3 that allows you to get your way like puss in boots
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Radovid you gotta attain poor little meow meow status BEFORE you try to kidnap Ciri! Now you’ve triggered his attack mode 😤
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