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THE X-FILES 1.03 ‘Squeeze’

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thinking “haha what if i jokingly shipped them” is your last chance to get out btw

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a fun game

if you’ve never seen the x-files, reblog this post and tell me what you think it’s about based off of what you’ve seen on this website

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i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

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THE MILVENING CONTINUES

Where there once were 114 contenders, now there are 64 milves left to go

we (the gay council) sincerely thank you all for the enthusiastic participation, and hope you will join us for rounds two, three, and four of the ULTIMATE MILVES BRACKET. pastramis has updated the bracket above to show the round two results above.

all the round two and three brackets are up, and some even have winners already! (we are soo behind, don't even worry about it.) some round four brackets are up, and more will be posted as round three results keep coming in hot. full round two match-ups below, with round three updates to come. remember: the top nine scoring milves are now in play...the game is on.

milf lovers grab your therapist's number!

ROUND ONE MATCHUPS

ROUND 4 / BRACKET 1

Queen Clarisse Renaldi of Genovia (The Princess Diaries 1 & 2) vs. Barbara Howard (Abbott Elementary)

ROUND 4 / BRACKET 2

Penelope (The Odyssey, Greek Mythology) vs. The Xenomorph Queen (Alien Franchise)

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ROUND 3 / BRACKET 1

Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time) vs. Queen Clarisse Renaldi of Genovia (The Princess Diaries 1 & 2) QUEEN CLARISSE WINNER

Barbara Howard (Abbott Elementary) vs. Taissa Turner (Yellowjackets) BARBARA WINNER

ROUND 3 / BRACKET 2

Catelyn Tully Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones) vs. Penelope (The Odyssey, Greek Mythology) PENELOPE WINNER

The Xenomorph Queen (Alien Franchise) vs. Jean Milburn (Sex Education) XENOMORPH QUEEN WINNER

ROUND 3 / BRACKET 3

Cersei Lannister (A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones) vs. Queen Calanthe (The Witcher Netflix) CERSEI WINNER

ROUND 3 / BRACKET 4

Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) vs. Captain Kathryn Janeway (Star Trek: Voyager) JANEWAY WINNER

ROUND 3 / BRACKET 5

Marisa Coulter (His Dark Materials) vs. Addison Montgomery (Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice) MARISA WINNER

ROUND 3 / BRACKET 6

Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher 3) vs. Melissa McCall (Teen Wolf) YEN WINNER

ROUND 3 / BRACKET 7

Pyrrha Dve (The Locked Tomb) vs. Morticia Addams)

ROUND 3 / BRACKET 8

Cat Grant (Supergirl) vs. Beverly Crusher (Star Trek)

ROUND 3 / BRACKET 9

Lwaxana Troi (Star Trek) vs. Zelda Spellman (The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina)

ROUND 3 / BRACKET 10

Rebecca Welton (Ted Lasso) vs. Jocasta (Greek Mythology)

ROUND 3 / BRACKET 11

Melissa Schemmenti (Abbott Elementary) vs. Chrisjen Avasarala (The Expanse)

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ROUND 2 / BRACKET 1

Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time) vs. Marge Simpson (The Simpsons) REGINA WINNER

Queen Clarisse Renaldi of Genovia (The Princess Diaries 1 & 2) vs. Olivia Crain (The Haunting of Hill House) QUEEN CLARISSE WINNER

Barbara Howard (Abbott Elementary) vs. Ambessa Medarda (Arcane) BARBARA WINNER

Helena "HG" Wells (Warehouse 13) vs. Taissa Turner (Yellowjackets) TAISSA WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 2

Catelyn Tully Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones) vs. The Black Fairy (Once Upon a Time) CAT WINNER

Penelope (Greek Mythology) vs. Siobhan Sadler (Orphan Black) PENELOPE WINNER

The Xenomorph Queen (Alien Franchise) vs. Goldie O'Gilt (Ducktales 2017) XENOMORPH QUEEN WINNER

Bella Goth (The Sims) vs. Jean Milburn (Sex Education) JEAN MILBURN WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 3

Cersei Lannister (A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones) vs. Valka (How to Train Your Dragon 2) CERSEI WINNER

Queen Calanthe (The Witcher Netflix) vs. Nancy Botwin (Weeds) QUEEN CALANTHE WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 4

Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) vs. Aunt May (MCU Spider-Man) EDA WINNER

Joyce Byers (Stranger Things) vs. Captain Kathryn Janeway (Star Trek: Voyager) JANEWAY WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 5

Marisa Coulter (His Dark Materials) vs. Bette Porter (The L Word) MARISA WINNER

Addison Montgomery (Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice) vs. Laura Roslin (Battlestar Galactica 2004) ADDISON WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 6

Deborah Vance (HBO Hacks) vs. Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher 3) YEN WINNER

Camila Noceda (The Owl House) vs. Melissa McCall (Teen Wolf) MELISSA WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 7

Serena Campbell (Holby City) vs. Mon Mothma (Star Wars) MON MOTHMA WINNER

Seven of Nine (Star Trek: Voyager, Picard) vs. Abigail Pent (The Locked Tomb) SEVEN WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 8

Miranda Priestly (The Devil Wears Prada) vs. Queen Elinor (Pixar's Brave) MIRANDA WINNER

Evelyn Wang (Everything Everywhere All at Once) vs. Annalise Keating (How to Get Away with Murder) EVELYN WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 9

Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil: Village) vs. Celeste Wright (Big Little Lies) LADY D WINS

Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2) vs. Marcia Roy (Succession) FAIRY GODMOTHER WINS

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 10

Shauna Shipman Sadecki (Yellowjackets) vs. Pyrrha Dve (The Locked Tomb) PYRRHA WINNER

Olivia Benson (Law and Order: SVU) vs. Morticia Addams (The Addams Family) MORTICIA WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 11

Cat Grant (Supergirl) vs. Melanie Cavill (Snowpiercer) CAT GRANT WINNER

Beverly Crusher (Star Trek: The Next Generation, Picard) vs. Laura de Mille (Doom Patrol) DR. CRUSHER WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 12

Lwaxana Troi (Star Trek: The Next Generation, Deep Space 9) vs. Alicia Florrick (The Good Wife) LWAXANA WINNER

Zelda Spellman (The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) vs. Tsunade (Naruto Cinematic Universe) ZELDA WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 13

Rebecca Welton (Ted Lasso) vs. Esme Cullen (Twilight) REBECCA WINNER

Abby Griffin (The 100) vs. Jocasta (Greek Mythology) JOCASTA WINNER

ROUND 2 / BRACKET 14

Melissa Schemmenti (Abbott Elementary) vs. Eve Fletcher (Mrs. Fletcher) MELISSA SCHEMMENTI WINNER

Chrisjen Avasarala (The Expanse) vs. Tiffany Valentine (Chucky Cinematic Universe) CHRISJEN AVASARALA WINNER

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

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Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:

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A herd of Falcarius with a giant polacanthine in the middle. Inspired by the bonebed that preserves these two as well as a gif showing an elephant seal in a penguin colony.

And yes, all noises are just me. Unaltered.

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Having autism is like

Having ADHD is like

Having both Autism and ADHD is like

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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

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hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

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unknown target making eye contact. engage casual stranger greeting protocol. enable white person smile, intensity 30%. processing options... hit em with the bro nod. signal sent... nod response received, time=431ms. encounter successful.