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me on my roof at 10:41 pm when i see the foxes that live in the ditch across from my house come out and kill a bird

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rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

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Me as hozier liking this tweet

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I wish there was an equivalent to the “bitch you live like this?” image for boring minimalist spaces

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did a lot today !!!! haha take that depression

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My patronus is just a really chunky raccoon. Just a big, fat little bro. Just an absolute unit.

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i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

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Important reminder that bisexual women are an incredibly diverse group of people. The global community of bisexual women has more women of color than white women. There are many bisexual women who are trans or nonbinary, or who use pronouns other than she/her. There are gender non-conforming bisexual women. There are bisexual women who are fat, who are dark-skinned, who are hairy. There are bisexual women who are disabled, who are neurodivergent, who use canes, wheelchairs, hearing devices. There are bisexual women with very short hair, who don’t wear makeup or heels, who don’t conform with standards of femininity at all. There are bisexual women who wear visible markers of their religion, such as veils, bindis, or the hijab. There are bisexual women with scars, stretch marks, acne. Bisexual women aren’t all thin, or cis, or able-bodied, or white. 

Stop boxing bisexual women into simple categories and reducing the diversity of the bisexual women’s community just to fit the hegemonic narrative that men and straight people impose from the outside. Celebrate how unique each bi woman is and how those differences enhance the bi women’s community as a whole. 

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PSA: don’t ship Tom Holland’s Spiderman with Deadpool…

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look at my arm right there. see that? i got that when i was eighteen years old, and i’ll tell you something i regret it ‘cause this tattoo don’t come off. i have a tattoo of a cows head because i loved that cheese then. so i get the cow, and i go in there, and i’m a little drunk and i said gimme that cow head from that cheese i love that cheese. now i have a cow, a cheese cow, on my arm brendon. don’t get a tattoo. that’s what i’m telling you. play soccer. brendon take a look at my chest. no i’m serious look at that. you know what that is right there? thats the woman from the chiquita banana. i got that tattooed on my chest. i am an idiot. i got trademark products all over my body, it’s like going to a market, because i was drunk one night. don’t live like me, alright? now you go out there and play great

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GOODBYE

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My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that