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My catgirl gf just stole my phone with her TEETH

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They look taxidermied

stares at you

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I am the brooding gay couisn sitting in the corner at the family gathering. I am trying so hard not to fall asleep

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I hate my tits sometimes. I hate wearing bras even more. Let me fucking walk around with the honkers out in the summer I deserve it for all the bullshit i put up with

We need to bring back free the nipple

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I need a fucking nap

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Large worm????

Have you ever seen a giant worm? 👀🪱 While there are thousands of earthworm species known across the planet, only a handful are supersized. Members of the genus Martiodrilus can grow up to an incredible 4.9 ft (1.5 m) in length and weigh up to 1.1 lbs (0.5 kg)! Inhabiting underground burrows in parts of South America such as Colombia and Ecuador, these worms are rarely seen above ground—but can sometimes be heard as they move through the soil. 

Photo: OWP / oliverpatrick, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

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YO THIS IS SICKKKK! I’ve been making something similar, but with a more red/gold colour pallete

May I see your mossy-decay-y battle jacket as I assume it's been finished by now? :>

OMG thank you for the reminder. Here is my baby:

I’m really proud of the mossy embroidery around the edges and arm holes. It’s got plastic baby’s, deer antlers, and shit I found on the ground!

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Just got this notif 😭

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Regret

My sleep schedule is fucked so I’m gonna do a hard reset and stay up all night, I see no way this could backfire

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Regret

My sleep schedule is fucked so I’m gonna do a hard reset and stay up all night, I see no way this could backfire

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My sleep schedule is fucked so I’m gonna do a hard reset and stay up all night, I see no way this could backfire

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Absolutely true. Started reading stormlight archives, resurfaced and got hit with every status effect ever. Oh I’m hungry, oh I’m thirsty, oh I’m tired, oh I’m stinky, 10/10 reccomend.

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

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You know what chat, I think miniminuteman and hbomberguy would be freinds. They should make a ten hour video where they destroy some assholes life I think.

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These are so useful what

I wanna post some loading screen tips

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Ouaghhh the pixels failed

It says dyke tavern

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Also the crush comment is uncalled for

Just remembered that in the coming months my partner may be hosting another party and got *very* excited at the prospect of finally getting the chance to beat the tar out of a bunch of of their friends.

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This is true. We organize duels as many of us own prop swords

Just remembered that in the coming months my partner may be hosting another party and got *very* excited at the prospect of finally getting the chance to beat the tar out of a bunch of of their friends.