dandey-n-rodge

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Hey Roger! Can you take your head off? or is it completely connected to your neck?

| No, I can’t take it off. My head is completely connected to my neck, thank you very much. Just makes me feel a bit squeamish thinking of the other alternative…

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Dandey! Can I buy that air horn? Definitely gonna use it for moral and unbothersome purposes ^^

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My apologies. It’d… be preferable if you didn’t buy the airhorns. He’d certainly appreciate it.

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rip dandy and rodger blog 🦅 (couldn't find the dove emoji)

WE LIVED

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WHERE IS ASTROOOOOOOOOO

Astro? He's dozing off over there... What do you need him for?

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Hello, Dandey and Rodge! Here’s a question for the both of you; what’s your favourite color?

I don’t have a favourite colour, but I suppose my favourite could be considered whatever Toodles likes. At the moment, she really likes the colour yellow.

Mine? Well take a wild guess~

...In case it's not obvious enough, it's blue...

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dandy you look like a fish

You mean my tail? Yeah! It does look like a fish's tail!... Eeeexcept it's made of- leaves?? Plant??? Honestly no idea but I love it!

Rodge is a little curious about it too!

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Rodger why is your eye purple

To be quite honest, I woke up like this.

I don’t mind it, though. It doesn’t hurt - or do anything.

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Dandy! Rodger! How you two doing?

Dandy, where do you get all that stuff to sell?

Rodger, can I call ya Rodge? Is the uh... Is your eye okay? Just wanna check on ya.

Hey there!! I'm doing just dandy! And that's a secret, can't just tell you guys where I get all my stuff!

I’m doing fine, thank you for asking.

And yes, you may call me Rodge.

Is there something wrong with my eye? I wasn’t aware.

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Heyyy Rodge!! Camera's on! Say hello to the audience!!

Seriously? Right now? This doesn't feel like the right time to record...

Come onnn, it's not like I have anything else to do while waiting for you in the elevator! Oh wait- right- Hello, people of the internet! You probably know me already, it's Dandy! But eh- you guys can just call me Dandey instead. And this is Rodger! (Hello.) I like to call him Rodge though. We're here to answer some questions! (And maybe some small chit chats?) | ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |

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[DANDEY'S REFERENCE]

🌊: Ocean here! This blog is based on our kinsonas (sorta? idk atp) so don't be weird about them please!! And Dandey's lil dot/mole under the mouth is intentional!!

[ RODGE’S REFERENCE ]

🌙: Ah, Crescent here. Here's Rodge's reference for anyone curious. If you're unable to see it, he has a crack on his glass.

(As Ocean's stated previously - please don't be weird about Rodge and Dandey. They count as our kinsonas.)