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[dandrews-official]

Looks like you might have a subconcious desire for adventure! Theres a plethora of reasons for you to look into enlisting in USC Armed Forces and serve your home and people. If i may advise you, the USCAF Shock Corps is the way to go in my opinion. If you have any inquiries, feel free to message me!

Godspeed, civilian.

-Lt Andrews

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

[dandrews-official]

You make me sick! How can you pigs justify sending innocent people and dogs into WAR to DIE??? "Oh they can shrug off bullets with this power armor!" Yeah but they shouldn't HAVE TO!!1!! And nothing is totally impenetrable!!!!1! Using androids and drones is SO MUCH SAFER and also so much more accurate, humans can still miss no matter how well trained they are!!!1!!!!1!!!!!1!

I know it's easy to think that anything that puts lives in danger is terrible and unnecessary, and that so many lives would be saved by replacing infantry with androids, but let me ask you this:

If a criminal were to pull a gun during stand off, would you trust an android to de-escalate the situation?

If an android were to enter the bombed-out ruins of a dwelling in an active war zone and find cowering civilians, would you trust it to not pull the trigger?

Humans are the only ones that can make these kind of decisions, it's what makes us unique. Androids cannot be trusted with the lives and livelihoods of humans, they are machines.

Granted, we do employ androids in a variety of roles they are well suited for, such a reconnaissance, combat logistics, and explosive ordinance disposal. These are what machines on the battlefield are useful for.

Thank you for your question.

[dandrews-official]

On this day, two years ago, the brave men and women of the USCAF decisively defeated the forces of the AET at the Battle of San Diego, eradicating the armies of communism from the western hemisphere once and for all. The brave sacrifices of those who gave their lives in defense of freedom will be respected and honored for generations to come. Let's all take a moment in remembrance of the heroes of the west coast.

[dandrews-official]

Can I bring my dog? Follow-up question: will he get his own exoskeleton?

The answer to the first part of your question is a resounding "depends". Deployed in a noncombat support role? Most likely! Deployed as a tank driver? Probably not!

The answer to your second question depends on how well little Fido fares in the field compared to our quadrupedal support androids. Can he lift 300kgs? We'll just have to see.

[dandrews-official]

What's your opinion of Managed Democracy?

Managing democracy is what a democratically elected government is for, is it not?

[dandrews-official]

I started talking to this random guy in the mall and I think I accidentally enlisted how do I leave

The bad news for you, is that you've signed on for at least four years of upholding freedom. The good news is that you'll be treated to fantastic health benefits for the rest of your life, and while you're here, you'll be provided completely free housing, food and everything you need to survive. I understand regretting your decision to serve your home and people, but if you decide to extend your contract once the original term is up, it will unlock a whole host of possibilities for upward mobility within the USCAF.

Godspeed, recruit.

[dandrews-official]

If I were to enlist, what are my chances of leaving the pale blue dot? It's been my dream to see Mars since I was a kid!

Excellent question!

Mars is the gleaming jewel that mankind must set her eye upon in our ascension to the stars. If you were to score high enough on your aptitude assessment and sign on with the Orbital Fleet, you might just get your chance to see that red beauty. Of course, mars might get old after a while, and you may want to travel to other places in the solar system, or explore the far reaches of our very own Earth! If that were the case, the Shock Corps gets to go everywhere, even aboard our glorious Vindicator-class orbital carriers! Imagine that!

[dandrews-official]

*The following information release has been approved by USC Special Operations Command*

I have an announcement to make.

Mass-production of the M-3X series of powered combat exoskeletons has been given the go-ahead by Special Operations Command leadership, and rollout is set to begin next month!

These beautiful pieces of kit aren't for everybody, oh no, the first round of production models will be fielded with the 1st Recon Division of the USCAF Shock Corps.

If you find yourself drooling over the prospect of being able to lift a car and shrug off bullets, you might just have to request a transfer to the Shock Corps. Remember, only the best of the best get to wear red while protecting freedom!

[dandrews-official]

Hey YOU! Yes, YOU!

If you're reading this, then you're most likely a citizen of one of the many great nations that are members of the United Security Coalition, and that makes you eligible to enlist and become a member of the greatest international military alliance in the history of mankind!

You may be wondering to yourself, "what do I gain from enlisting?" and the answer, my friend, is that you'll be serving to protect your home from all threats, foreign, domestic, and interplanetary, and to better the future of the human species. There are also a wide variety of great benefits, and a solid pay scale, for those of you who need a little extra convincing. ;)

If YOU love your country, want peace and prosperity for all, and YOU want to make the world a better place, ENLIST TODAY!