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dandydilfdiddler · 2 hours ago
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Yes! Yes! Yes! This! Hello? I LOVE THE FICS! I second this. I will shout with you about the fantastic work that is contained on this blog.
bee you could truly write about anyone and anything and I would read it - you’ve got such a fucking gift !!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH????!!! this is crazy sweet and it makes me so happy cause writing is my true love so hearing that i'm good at it is just 😭🖤
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Strapped. Sat. Hair tied back. Word open because you broke my fucking notes app with the last fic. It is currently 12:01 am MST and I am preparing to embark on finally finding the smutty fic. You have made me fucking fall in love with Bob all over again and my original small tiny baby stalk of your blog turned into full blown madness and hysteria. Calling you fucking tuberculosis because you are consumption. Good lord. The back, the forth, the tension, the buildup, the breakdown, you are a god of literature and I applaud you.
I am not going to surive this, there is angst again. You say a bit and all that shit and I do not trust you. You took my heart and put it in the blender and gave me a lil kiss after with the sweet resolution and ENDED IT ON ME FASTER THAN A 2 PUMP CHUMP (I say with affection)
If that fucking end sneaks up on me again when I am just getting comfy for love and fluff I am gonna riot
Mmmmmmm angry bob. Jealousy. Yum.
Smut!!!!!!!! Yes. Yes. Yes. I need this man biblically and in ways that are concerning to feminism.
Starting off strong and sweet, I love him and drunken confessions okay.
Oh god we have military shit here, remind me to consult you because what are some of these words. I swear it’s English but I’m running to google to translate
God do I love a well researched fic
Dad Mav is my favorite font of Maverick
I see your Danny in here, I vote they kiss for the plot
YEAH IT’S SWEET – YOU GO NATASHA
You are also correct Nat, is it is fucking adorable
… I had to admit it but Jake is also correct, flight suits do something to my ovaries that I swear is black magic chemical reactions that make me come undone. And someone shouting orders in it? My ass is a sub, I’m gonna fall apart at that
Okay we are going in warm for this one too. He is teasing.
I love sassy reader because, I too, fucking despise cocky men and it makes it so much more me
“Shut guys down all the time,” he says. “Tell them I’m your boyfriend.” – I love you but you are so dumb Bob. It isn’t even a leap at this point Sir, please the hints are written on the walls.
NO DATES BECAUSE OF YOU LIKE HOW IS THAT HARD
ROOSTER? MAN WHY… YOU… Crawling through the screen to strangle him
Oooo I feel insulted. Peep back the fucking cocky comment
NOT THE CALL OUT FROM MAV MY FUCKING GOD
HONDO NO YOU BACKSTABBER TOO
I’m being jumped in this fic and not in the fun way
I love you Mickey, you silly sassy bitch
Diner? Oh my god are you going to put me out of my misery early in this fic and give me some meat to gnaw on of them happy together? I know the answer is no but I can pray
Annnnd we’re back. I do understand the annoyance but like, girl, good because he likes you and he isn’t cocky and can’t pull that off please
“Every time you think maybe—just maybe—Bob isn’t like other men, he says something infuriating like that.” Emily Gilmore shaking her head going “He’s just a man Lorelai”. I have to remind myself of that every 3 seconds with this fucking character
OH
OH
OH
HELLO
HI
HOW ARE YOU
IMMA NEED A VISUAL
MA’AM
YOU DID PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY THIS IS A LIL WARMER
He is flirting. He has to be. Shirtless like that? He knows what he’s doing.
Now we got a screen fog. I respect the game
LMFAO THE READ RECIPTS
OH HE GONNA KNOW HOW LONG THAT TOOK TO RESPOND
“You need an hour alone with your vibrator,” So fucking real for that
Look, I have watched skincare just for the bulge shot and I don’t even give a fuck if it’s fake. I watched Lesson’s in Chemistry for an ass shot. I am unashamed that I have those saved as gif’s on my phone. Save the fucking photo. Heart it. He deserves hearts.
If he has an android and you like a message too it shows up as a whole new message no matter how old it is with a [X liked/loved/ext. “quote whole message here”] – someone who has a lot of friends with iPhones and I got an android
I love that he talks every day. I could live with just daily pretend walk throughs of mundane things reading the life of bob x reader together
Mickey you get a baby sim because you are baby
He says please because he has manners
Phoenix I would ride this man’s lap any time of the week. Any place. Just give me a chance and I will put on a show.
I LOVE THIS TROPE FALLLLLL LITERALLY FOR ME
“you’d rather go home and get off to that stupid picture of Bob in his moose boxers while thinking about his body on top of yours.” SO FUCKING REAL FOR THAT
“No,” Bob says. “I’m not into her. She’s a friend. I wouldn’t go there.” Look. I knew you’d do it to me but did you at least kiss the knife before you gutted me?
Oh. Oh you made it worse. Oh you made it so much worse. Oh wow. Oh my god. Oh. Oh this is personal. My feelings are hurt. I would never recover. I could not handle this. “She’s too intense,” he says, a sharp edge to his voice. “She’s reckless, and she can be selfish. She—She’s not worth the trouble. There’s too much baggage.” You crawled into my brain and rather than taking the fun, horny bits about me riding his joystick you picked the ouchie buttons and added them in like a casual sprinkle of salt on a pasta dish
Yeah… as much as it pains me… fuck that guy
Of course… you know how to hurt me personally with that “his favorite movie” shit because like… hello I would be dumb and, in my annoyance, say that as well
Something is wrong and you are a fool for missing the hints. Bro you said the most devastating and crushing shit that hurts and you can’t even tell
SEE AND WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE IT SOFT WHEN I AM RAGING ON A MONDAY “He knows you—your stories, your scars. He’s kept your secrets, walked with you through fire. Everything you carry—all the history, the experience, the baggage—you’ve never carried it alone. He’s been carrying it too. Willingly.” Beautiful. This is the love I want and crave. Saving it because real boys don’t exist for this
Ouch, there is the pain, you always crash it back down <3
“The only step missing is the one where he usually gets off with your name on his lips.” BOOM SHAKALAKA ON GOD
He knew. I knew he knew.
“He got so sick of being asked for your number that he started making up ridiculous excuses. “ GIRL WHAT IS THIS. Why are you so fucking effortlessly funny? Hello?
Oh god do I love a desperate man and the cushion grind has me ferallllll
He came thinking of keeping and I gotta say this is chef’s kiss. Respectful and dirty and love and good god I am gonna need you to pay for a new vibrator when I am done with this fic because I am about to break it thinking about this man
“His opinion is painted on the inside of his fucking sweatpants.” I’m doing the fucking poetry slam snap clap here
Don’t. Don’t play with me like this. Don’t. I have a fat crush on Phoenix and her WSO. Don’t play with me. I am too gay for this shit. I love her. I need her. Don’t toy with my emotions because I will break. I love her. I would go home with her.
DID HE MATCH ON PURPOSE MY HEART
I see you. I see you with the fucking cowboy boots. You have seen Lewis in regular clothes.
“His attention makes your skin prickle, your pulse jump. Because behind his eyes is something dark. Something dangerous. Something you’re not used to seeing in Bob.” Baby don’t play with me. Do not. I am a kinky fucking bitch and I am going to lose my mind because I want to take this man’s ticket to heaven and send him to hell with the down dirty nasty ass fucking shit I wanna do. Don’t give me hope and crush. Please. I need this.
“Something heavy. Tense. Possessive.” Lord please, I see what you have done for others, please let this be filth after. I will repent and pray the rosary just gimme that man’s dick so aggressively my cervix can claim worker’s comp
“Your heart skips, but before you can even fully turn, fingers wrap around your wrist—warm, firm, unrelenting.” I YELLED SO LOUD I WOKE THE DOGS AT THIS
CONFRONT HIS ASS – TEAR HIM TO PIECES
“his eyes dropping to your chest,” hehehehehehehehe
Oh we fucking in a bathroom
Oh
Oh
Oh
Hello
Hi
Yes
Yo I am about to wake the block up from screaming
Oh damn, hot fuck, yeah buddy on the counter!!!!!!
From a fanfic perspective, hot as fuck. Me in a club? Throwing up.
Oh my god are we gonna get dirty talk? Are you going to bless me?
Oh lord. Oh my god. Oh fuck. This. Oh. Maam. You. Hellow. I have been deprived of this for 2 fics? The fucking. Cocky sassy bob. Oh my god. Yes. Hellow.
Bob Floyd FUCKS
My god I love grinding. I love how needy it is. I love fucking dry humping. You are my hero.
I got you.
I’m pregnant.
YES YOU MARK UP YOU FUCKING GET ME
Yeah hurry up and fuck me good god. I have been edged to hell and back with this. I need it.
Wreck him
This man knows how to play a body like a banjo and I appreciate the game
Oh we adding love to the sex, this is gonna make me emotional
I’ve got you.
Please tell me you gotta walk with cum running down your leg from Bob. I have a breeding kink the size of Alaska and that shit is yummy
But also Bob is sweet and it is a bathroom where you can clean… but also marking and claiming…
Help. Send help. Cardiac arrest. I didn’t die from the smut but I died from the fluff after. Marriage? Yes. This is better than end sneaking up and stealing my joy.
“I want you—no, fuck that,” he leans closer, voice rough with feeling, “I need you. Forever. And if we can’t have forever, then just give me this lifetime. I want to marry you. I want everyone to know that you’re mine, and I’m yours.” RIP me, this would do me in. I would faint so dramatically because how can you write something so fucking adorable? This lifetime? Ma’am. I am swooning. You wrote the fucking romantic plot of a lifetime in this fic.
IT ISN’T CRAZY YOU JUST ARE SLOW TO THE UPTAKE TO LOVE. You shoulda gotten married for BAH. I love marriage of convenience into falling in love and you coulda gotten that bag for being married. Time to hurry the fuck up now. Love you fools.
Thank god it was a yes, I was scared for a minute you’d wind me up to draw me out again
Lmfao telling his Momma that he purposed after breaking your fucking back in a nightclub bathroom stall
YES HE DOES TWIRL. BECAUSE HE’S ROMANTIC. Fucks your heart and your pussy up
Lmfaooo yeah the bathroom
Jake you fucking moment crasher. I get it’s your birthday but let us have a moment. Not like we didn’t just raw dog it in a bathroom but still. Read a room.
Oh it was a performance for the whole group. I said I would, I love that I got it. To show off how hard Bob can break me open like a can of Pilsbury biscuits – he can butter those too
Yes, live in there, you were the one that wanted to go. Show off the fact you just railed Bob. Be proud. Twenty minutes is a long wait to cuddle post coitus
“At least now they’ll know what a woman sounds like when she’s getting properly fucked.” HELL YEAH BROTHER
Bob has a big dick Jake. This is established that he is packing a monster and knows how to use it. He is gonna make a woman moan.
MICKEY
Fuck Grinder Jake. It will change you.
picture you ; robert 'bob' floyd
fandom: top gun
pairing: bob x reader
summary: you met bob back at the academy and fell for him fast—but you never dared risk the friendship... now you're both stationed at north island and for once the timing might be right, until you overhear him say some things that cut deep and make you question everything you thought you knew
notes: okay i'm a little nervous about this one, like i hope it's good??? i hope you like it! the start is a little slow, i struggled there, but it picks up! i promise! again, i had no self-control with the word count, and as always, please let me know what you think!!!
warnings: swearing, alcohol consumption, bit of angst, miscommunication (kinda), italics, bob makes a joke about a stutter, some cheesy moments, reader wears a skimpy dress (but detail is vague and there is no detail about body-type), angry bob, dancing with a guy that isn't bob, very horny, a bit of boob commentary, and SMUT (male masturbation, semi-public sex, unprotected p in v, and a lil titty worship bob floyd) 18+ ONLY MDNI!!!
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your callsign is lucky
You’ve known Bob Floyd since your second day at the academy. 
You were running late to a classroom session on naval aviation history when you ran into him—tall, sweet, with dark blue eyes and the prettiest smile you’d ever seen. As it turned out, you were both late for the same class, and got chewed out in front of twenty or so of your brand-new flight school classmates. At the time, it was mortifying, but now it’s one of your favourite stories—because that was the moment that bonded you for life. 
You’ve been in love with Bob Floyd ever since he drunkenly told you at flight school graduation—the boy’s a serious lightweight—that you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever known. 
Well, okay. Maybe you were already halfway there, but that was the moment that really sealed the deal. He was so flushed and pretty, stumbling over his words, looking at you like you were the sole reason for his existence on planet Earth. How could you not fall in love with that? 
But he was really drunk, and he didn’t remember a thing the next morning. So you decided not to bring it up. After all, you would soon be deployed to opposite sides of the world. It never would’ve worked. 
Still, over the years and across continents, you managed to stay close. Through separate assignments, long stretches of radio silence, and deployments that kept you off-grid, you never lost touch. You saw each other when you could—once or twice a year, if you were lucky—and every time, it felt like no time had passed at all. 
You tried dating—at least as much as anyone in the Navy can—but no one ever stuck. Not the way Bob Floyd did. 
Then, as fate would have it, Bob got tapped for a special detachment on North Island—your base. And suddenly, years of loving him from afar turned into months of loving him from a now suffocatingly close distance. Because after that detachment, Bob’s new squad—the Dagger Squad—was commissioned as a full-time elite unit under Maverick’s command. 
So here he is, on North Island. And here you are too. Practically living in each other’s pockets, even if you’re not flying on the same team. So what could possibly be stopping you from telling him how you feel? 
Oh, right. Just the tiny, humiliating fact that you’re still way too chickenshit to risk the friendship for something more. 
“Lieutenant,” Maverick says, stepping up beside you and catching you off guard. 
You blink, dragging your eyes away from the squad—his squad—training just outside the hangar up ahead. 
“Captain,” you reply, nodding. 
He smirks. “Thinking of trading in those shiny fifth-gens for something with a little more grit? Or are you just here to watch Hondo torture my pilots?” 
You huff a laugh, adjusting the helmet tucked under your arm. “The Super Hornet’s got plenty of grit, but let’s be honest—she’s no Lightning.” 
Maverick chuckles, nodding slowly. 
“Actually, I was looking for you,” you say. “Cyclone wants me to offer a brief training program on the F-35’s latest software package—maybe even get your team some sim time.” 
His eyebrows lift. “A training program from the Navy’s golden test pilot? Let me guess—does Simpson know how chummy you are with my squad, or was this more of a personal initiative?” 
“It might be a little personal,” you say with s sheepish grin. “But I’ve seen the way you look at my jet. Don’t pretend you wouldn’t kill for a flight.” 
“A joyride?” he asks. “I thought you said simulator time.” 
“For them, yeah.” You nod toward the squad. “But if a decorated captain, such as yourself, wanted to take her for a spin... well, who am I to stand in the way?” 
He laughs again, looking past you at the aircraft you’d just landed. 
“She quick?” he asks. 
“Today? About six hundred knots. But that was a low-level test profile.” You pause, eyes glinting. “Push her right, she’ll break Mach 1 easy. Mach 2 if you’re feeling brave. And willing to eat the paperwork.” 
“Tempting,” he says with a sigh. “But I think I’ve racked up enough disciplinary notes for one career.” 
You smile. “Then fly her like a gentleman.” 
Maverick’s gaze flicks back to the squad as Hondo shouts for twenty more burpees. Then he narrows his eyes at you. “Who put you up to this?” 
You blink. “Sorry?” 
“Phoenix asked me just last week if they’d ever fly anything other than Hornets. Yesterday, Hangman starts asking about Lockheed sim protocols. And now you show up, conveniently volunteering?” 
You press your lips together, wondering how long you might be able to stall—but really, what’s the point? It’s Maverick. He’ll figure it out sooner or later. 
“Okay, fine,” you admit. “They’ve been on my ass about it for weeks. I knew I could get Cyclone on board—and yeah, they said the only way you’d bite was if I offered you stick time.” You smile, just a little. “But to be fair, the F-35’s part of the Navy inventory now. Could be relevant training. And... I wouldn’t mind a few weeks of hanging out with my friends at work. Or their legendary captain, for that matter.” 
Maverick exhales through his nose, shaking his head. “It’s like raising teenagers.” 
“So,” you say, lifting a brow, “that’s a yes?” 
He rolls his eyes, but there’s still a playful spark behind them. “Yeah, fine.” 
You grin. “Excellent. We’ll start Monday. Can’t wait to teach alongside you, Captain.” 
“Don’t make me regret this,” he mutters. 
“Oh, please,” you say. “I know you’re at least a little excited about flying my jet.” 
His gaze flicks back to the F-35 on the flight line, a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. “I better go break the news to the squad.” 
You laugh. “Good luck with that. Fanboy said he’d kiss you if you said yes.” 
Maverick pauses, grimacing. “Fantastic.” 
Then he flashes you that signature smirk, gives a quick nod, and walks off across the tarmac. You watch for a few minutes as he approaches his squad, stepping up beside Hondo first and—quietly—telling the CWO what he just agreed to. Hondo nods before calling the squad in with a bark, and you stay put, watching with amusement as Maverick delivers the news. 
The reaction is immediate—grins, high-fives, celebratory shouting. You see Natasha step forward to ask a question, and when Maverick gestures in your direction, Mickey turns and yells, “I fucking love you, Lucky!” 
You laugh softly, giving them a lazy salute before turning toward your own building. You’re looking forward to it too—not just the flying, or the teaching, or the excuse to hang out with your friends. But the chance to spend a few weeks working a little closer to Bob. 
And maybe—just maybe—you can figure out what the hell you’re going to do about him. 
“I still can’t believe you got Cyclone and Mav to sign off on the training,” Reuben says, shaking his head despite the smile tugging at his lips. 
You lift your beer, shrugging as you sip. “They don’t call me Lucky for nothing.” 
Mickey squints, tilting his head. “Wait, do you have a history of charming your superiors?” 
Natasha snorts into her drink. “No. That’s not how she got her callsign.” 
Your eyes snap to her, brows raised. “Wait—Bob told you?” 
She presses her lips together, rocking her head side to side. “Not exactly. I saw your contact name in his phone and kind of... figured it out.” 
Your cheeks flush instantly. “Oh my God.” 
“Hold on,” Reuben says, leaning forward. “Bob gave you your callsign?” 
You nod. “Yeah. And I gave him his.” 
That’s all it takes for the three of them to dissolve into laughter. 
“Oh, so you’re the creative genius behind Bob,” Mickey teases, leaning back. “Do tell. How long did that brainstorming session take?” 
You roll your eyes and jab an elbow into his ribs. “You’re such an ass.” 
“No, but seriously,” Reuben says, still grinning. “Why is it just... Bob?” 
You shrug, rolling your beer bottle between your palms. “Because he didn’t like any of the others. There were a bunch of nicknames being thrown around—some dumb, some mean. He told me one day he wished people would just call him Bob. So I made sure they did.” 
“Oh,” Mickey mutters. “That’s kind of boring.” 
Natasha shoots him a look across the table. “I think it’s sweet.” 
Reuben gestures toward you. “Okay, fine. Then how’d he come up with Lucky?” 
You hesitate, trying not to squirm under the weight of their attention. “Because I’m his lucky charm.” 
Reuben blinks. “Seriously? It’s that personal?” 
You nod. “Yeah. Back at the FRS, every time we were paired up—sims, training hops, even written exams—he’d ace it. Said he never did that well without me.” You shrug a little, smiling. “Eventually he started joking that I was his lucky charm. Then it got shortened to Lucky, and everyone assumed it was about good fortune or gambling or whatever. But it was always just… him.” 
Natasha huffs a quiet laugh. “That’s fucking adorable.” 
Mickey leans forward, brows drawing together. “Wait… have you guys ever—” 
“Evening, misfits,” Jake drawls, cutting in with impeccable timing. “Lucky, did I hear you landed yourself a job bossing us around?” 
Bradley, Javy, and Bob fall in behind him, all wearing the same mildly pained expression—no doubt from enduring a ten-minute car ride with Weekend Jake. That’s what the squad have started—affectionately—calling him when he’s at his worst, all smug smiles, cocky one-liners, and shameless flirting. Which, of course, tends to happen every weekend. 
“Just part-time,” you say, matching his smirk. “Try to contain your excitement.” 
Jake’s gaze drops, then climbs back up—slow and deliberate. “Oh, I’m containin’ a lot right now. But you in a flight suit, telling me what to do? That might push me over the edge.” 
Mickey and Reuben chuckle while Natasha groans. 
“I need a drink,” Bradley mutters, turning toward the bar. 
You shake your head, trying not to laugh. “Keep talking, Seresin, and I’ll have you running laps around the tarmac.” 
Jake slides into the booth across from you, still grinning. “And I bet you’d love the view.” 
You roll your eyes and glance at Bob, still standing beside Javy. His eyes are locked on Jake—not quite angry, but definitely not amused. 
“Hey, Floyd,” you say, “wanna sit?” 
Bob’s lips twitch as he slides into the booth beside you, dark blue eyes catching yours. “Think you’re ready to be an instructor?” 
“Oh yeah,” you say, ignoring the flutter in your chest as his thigh brushes yours. “I was born for this.” 
He chuckles under his breath. “Born bossy, maybe.” 
“Hey,” you say, bumping your shoulder against his. “Don't be rude.” 
He turns to face you—really looking at you—and for a moment, the noise of the bar fades just a little. 
“You already telling me what to do?” he asks, voice low, playful. 
You narrow your eyes. “What if I am, Lieutenant? You going to listen?” 
Something flickers at the corner of his mouth—teasing, but quiet. “If I don’t?” 
“Jesus Christ, you two,” Jake cuts in, loud and obnoxious. “Save it for the bedroom.” 
Bob startles slightly, the colour in his cheeks deepening as he tears his eyes away from yours. 
“Fuck off, Seresin,” you mutter, shooting him a glare. “You’re just jealous.” 
Jake leans back, smug. “Jealous of what, sweetheart?” 
“That I don’t flirt with you the way I flirt with—” You stop short, the rest of the sentence stuck in your throat, but it doesn’t matter—the implication is obvious enough. 
Jake’s eyes sparkle like he’s just won the goddamn lottery, and everyone else around the table fights to contain their laughter. 
“Go on,” Jake says, far too pleased with himself. “What were you saying?” 
You shoot him a deadly look. “Fuck you is what I was saying.” 
He tips his head back and chuckles, hand over his chest, and that’s all it takes for the rest of the squad to join in. All but Bob, who’s now focused on picking at the corner of a cardboard coaster, cheeks pink and lips curved into the softest smile. 
It isn’t long before Bradley returns with two beers in one hand and a beer and a coke in the other. He sets the drinks down—coke for Bob—and nods at you to scoot over. You shuffle further into the booth, closer to Mickey, and Bob does the same—closer to you. His arm slides closer, brushing yours, and his knee presses deliberately into your leg, inch by inch stealing your space. The scent of him—sharp, familiar, intoxicating—floods your senses, and your pulse spikes before you can stop it. 
God. You think you’d be used to it after all these years. 
“So,” Bradley says, leaning forward, oblivious to the earlier conversation, “we start Monday?” 
You nod. “Yep. Think you’ll be able to handle a big boy jet?” 
Bradley scoffs. “Please. I’m one of the best pilots in the world.” 
You roll your eyes. 
“God, I can’t wait,” Mickey says from your other side. 
“Why are you excited?” Natasha asks, brow furrowed. “There’s no backseat in the F-35, and you’re definitely not flying it.” 
“Well, not the actual jet, but I still get sim time,” Mickey says, turning his big brown eyes on you. “Right?” 
You shrug. “That’s up to Mav.” 
He groans, dropping his head on the table with a thunk. “Being a WSO sucks.” 
“Your career choice, dude,” Reuben chuckles. 
You spend the next hour or so talking about work—because it’s hard not to when you all work together—but eventually Javy wanders off to chat with a woman who hit on him at the bar, and Natasha challenges Bradley to pool. Jake jumps up too, announcing that he’ll play the winner, leaving you and Bob behind with Mickey and Reuben, who are deep in an argument about whose turn it was to unload the dishwasher this morning. 
You turn to Bob, brows raised. “Think I’m going to need another drink.” 
He nods, laughing softly as he slides out of the booth. You follow and start heading toward the bar, glancing over your shoulder only when he mumbles something about going to the bathroom. You just nod, then turn back and step up to the bar, flashing Penny a wide grin. 
“The usual?” she asks. 
You nod. “I’ll get a round for the whole squad.” 
She nods once and moves to grab the drinks while you fish in your back pocket for the cash you shoved there before leaving your apartment. You’re just about to drop it on the bar when someone slides up beside you and slaps down a credit card instead. 
“It’s on me,” the man says, his smile too confident to be genuine, “if you’ll tell me your name.” 
You blink, brow furrowing as you wonder where the hell men like this get their audacity. 
“And if I don’t?” you ask, sliding his card back toward him. “You still covering eight drinks?” 
His eyes widen just slightly, his fingers hovering over the card. “Eight? Damn. You must be thirsty.” 
You think about saying something snarky, or telling him simply to piss off—but you don’t. You bite your tongue, turning back to Penny with a quiet thanks as she sets the drinks on a tray and you hand her the cash. 
“You Navy?” the guy asks, undeterred. 
“Does it matter?” 
He shrugs. “Just lets me know what I’m in for.” 
You take a deep breath, choosing not to respond as you reach for the tray of drinks. 
“I got it,” Bob says, appearing beside you, his hands brushing yours as he takes the tray from the bar. 
You turn to him with a cheesy grin—not hard to fake when you’re looking at someone like Bob. “Thanks, babe.” 
He pauses, eyes flicking between you and the stranger. 
“I was starting to worry,” you say, sliding an arm around his waist. “You were gone so long.” 
Thankfully, Bob’s not an idiot—and this isn’t your first time pulling this move. 
“Sorry,” he says, falling into it with ease. “There was a line.” He glances at the guy. “Hey, I’m—uh—her boyfriend. Bob.” His cheeks flush lightly. “And you are?” 
The guy hesitates, his eyes darting between the two of you. Then he steps back. “Got it. No worries. Have a good night.” 
As soon as he’s gone, you drop your arm and step away, breath catching—not from the strange guy, but from the heat still lingering between you and Bob. The weight of his body beside yours. The feel of your fingers pressed into his waist. The clean scent of him, warm skin and sharp cologne. It’s dizzying. And familiar. And still somehow too much. 
“Thanks,” you murmur as you fall into step beside him, following him toward the others crowded around the pool table. 
“No worries,” he mutters, eyes focused on the drinks. 
Once you reach the group, everyone takes their drinks and gets back to their conversations—which mostly consists of trash-talking between Bradley and Jake. You and Bob find two stools nearby to occupy while watching the game play out. 
“Why do you do that?” he asks suddenly, turning to you with a slight frown. 
You glance at him. “Do what?” 
“Shut guys down all the time,” he says. “Tell them I’m your boyfriend.” 
“Oh.” You lean back a little, trying—and failing—to read his expression. “I guess I’m just not interested. And it’s easier to say I’ve got a boyfriend than deal with rejecting them outright. Safer, too. You never know what someone might say or do if they feel slighted. Especially after a few drinks. So... I use you. Does it bother you?” 
He shakes his head. “No. Just curious.” 
You nod, then glance back toward the pool table. “Okay.” 
There’s a short pause before he adds, “But why don’t you give any of them a shot?” 
You frown. “What, like... why don’t I date?” 
“Yeah.” He shrugs. “I know you’ve dated before, but I don’t think I’ve seen you go on a single date since I got to North Island.” 
Wow. Shocking insight. Maybe he’s not as observant as you thought. 
You snort softly. “Are you saying I should date more?” 
“I don’t see why not,” he says, eyes dropping to the floor. “You get hit on all the time.” 
You roll your eyes. “I do not get hit on all the—” 
“Yes,” he cuts in, meeting your gaze again. “You do. All the time. You should hear what half these idiots say about you when you’re not around.” 
A smirk tugs at your lips. “All flattering, I hope?” 
He groans and rubs the bridge of his nose, right where his glasses sit. “You really don’t want to know.” 
You laugh into your drink, taking a long swig before glancing over at him. “Alright, Floyd. Since you’re so concerned—who should I date, then?” 
You know he won’t say it. But you want him to. You want him to say me. Right here in the middle of The Hard Deck, with Natasha eavesdropping and Mickey still ranting about how his flight suit is too tight around the biceps. It wouldn’t be romantic, or particularly special—but you don’t care. You’ve waited long enough. You just want to hear him say he’s tired of guys hitting on you. Tired of Jake’s locker room bullshit. That he wants you to date him. That he wants you. 
“I don’t know,” he mutters, cheeks flushing as he looks back toward the pool table. “Rooster, maybe. He seems like your type.” 
Your heart drops, frustration crawling up under your skin. “My type?” 
“Yeah,” he says. “Tall, pretty, a little cocky.” 
You narrow your eyes, watching the side of his face. “You think I go for cocky?” 
He doesn’t answer—just shrugs, eyes locked on the game. 
“You’ve known me this long, and that’s what you think?” 
He cuts you a sidelong glance, brows raised just slightly. “You dated a bunch of assholes at the FRS.” 
You stare at him. “A bunch? What, like... two?” 
He shrugs, eyes flicking to yours. “Maybe it just felt like more. Every second day someone was asking me for your number.” 
You scoff. “Yeah, right.” 
“No, really,” he says, deadpan. “It was ridiculous.” 
You narrow your eyes, fighting a smile. “I don’t believe you, but whatever.” 
Your gaze drifts back to the pool game, watching as Jake leans in for a shot, easily sinking two balls and earning a hard eye-roll from Bradley. 
“Anyway,” you say, glancing back at Bob. “I haven’t exactly seen you dating since you got here.” 
Not that you really want to see him dating. Not unless it’s you. 
He shrugs again. “Wasn’t talking about me. Was talking about you.” 
You roll your eyes. “Okay, fine. You want me to date? I’ll find someone to date.” 
Then you tip back your beer, draining the rest of it in two burning gulps. Bob blinks, the colour in his cheeks deepening as you smack the empty bottle down on a nearby table. You give him a tight smile before turning toward the pool table, stepping up beside Jake and curling your hand around his bicep. 
“Mind if I play next?” 
Jake’s green eyes sparkle as he looks down at you, his gaze devouring every inch of your face now so close to his. 
“Keep touchin’ me like that, darlin’, and I’ll say yes to anything.” 
The rest of the weekend passes in typical fashion. You spend half of it cleaning your apartment and stocking up on groceries for the week, and the other half watching movies with Bob and Natasha. 
Bob doesn’t bring up the whole dating thing again—you’re starting to think he never wanted to bring it up in the first place—and he definitely doesn’t mention how you flirted with Jake for most of Friday night. He does, however, roll his eyes when you laugh at something dumb Jake sends to the group chat. 
By Monday morning, you’re more than ready—and honestly, kind of excited—to start training the squad on F-35s. You even get up extra early, take a little more time with your hair, and spritz on a few extra sprays of perfume. Not for anyone in particular. Definitely not for Bob. 
You’re the first to arrive in the briefing room—of course you are, you’re nearly an hour early—so you start setting up, keeping your hands busy in an attempt to burn off nervous energy. 
Eventually, Maverick and Hondo stroll in, both looking smug with obnoxiously oversized travel mugs full of coffee. 
“Mornin’, Lucky,” Hondo says, dropping into a seat in the front row. 
“Hondo,” you say with a smile. “Mav.” 
“Ready to wrangle a room full of overconfident aviators?” Maverick asks, settling into the chair beside him. 
You take a deep breath and face the room, hands on your hips. “Ready as I’ll ever be. Got any tips?” 
He grins. “Try not to sweat—they can smell fear. Don’t be afraid to pull rank, either. You are technically their superior—Lieutenant Commander.” He pauses, waiting for your reluctant nod, because you do tend to forget that you outrank them. “And don’t look Floyd in the eye, or you’ll get flustered.” 
Your mouth drops open. 
Hondo chuckles. “And that’s not a general rule. That one’s just for you.” 
Your eyes flick to him, heat creeping into your cheeks. 
Maverick laughs. “Uh oh. Maybe we shouldn’t have flustered her right before the children arrive.” 
“Who are you calling children?” Bradley asks, stepping through the doorway with a suspicious frown. 
Maverick and Hondo giggle like schoolkids, clearly thrilled to spend the next few weeks not running the show. 
“Why’s Lucky all red?” Mickey asks, trailing in behind Bradley. 
Reuben’s next, followed by Javy and Jake a few seconds later. 
You shake your head and clear your throat, pretending to shuffle through papers like it’ll somehow erase the mortification of Captain Pete fucking Mitchell knowing about your very inconvenient crush on one of his lieutenants. 
It isn’t long before Natasha and Bob walk through the door, sliding into two front-row seats and making your heartrate ratchet up. But it’s fine. It’s cool. You can easily look past the front row. Just focus on Jake’s stupidly smug face in the second. 
“Alright,” you say as the digital display flickers to life, revealing a clean model of the F-35. “Welcome to your crash course in fifth-gens.” 
Mickey whoops quietly while the others grin and settle in with wide, eager eyes. 
“The F-35s are in the Navy’s rotation now,” you say, gesturing to the display. “And as an elite unit, you never know when you’ll be called to fly one.” You tap your tablet, watching the display zoom into a detailed cockpit layout. “One seat, all teeth, glass cockpit, full stealth. No one’s holding your hand up here—not even your WSO.” 
“Good,” Reuben grins. “Mine’s bossy.” 
Mickey gasps, spinning toward him in mock betrayal. 
“Yours is unemployed,” you reply, laughing under your breath. “These are single-seat jets.” 
Mickey rolls his eyes and crosses his arms, pouting like a three-year-old who just got told no. 
Your eyes flick instinctively to Bob—to the other WSO in the room who might have cause to be annoyed—but he’s not. He looks... entranced. Calm and focused. Brows pinched slightly, lips parted, eyes locked. Like he’s hanging on your every word. 
You clear your throat and turn back to the screen. “You already know how to fly. I’m just here to make sure you don’t fly this like you fly your Rhinos. The rules are different. The feel is different. And the margin for error is a hell of a lot thinner.” 
You swipe on your tablet and the diagram shifts to a wireframe helmet interface. 
“Helmet display system, full 360º situational awareness. You don’t need to flip switches anymore—you think, and it’s there. Feels like a video game... until it doesn’t. You screw up in here, and the jet doesn’t just let you know—it makes sure you remember.” 
You glance up—and have to fight the smile rising at how focused they all are. Every one of them watching you like you’re briefing them for an op. 
“We’ll run through some ground school and system orientation,” you say, “then you’ll hit the sim. I’ll be in the control room, and Mav will be breathing down my neck.” 
Maverick chuckles. “Only if you mess up.” 
“So I’ll be fine,” you reply smoothly, not even sparing him a glance. 
Laughter bubbles from the squad—oohs and chuckles layered over each other. But it’s Bob’s expression that makes your breath hitch. Wide-eyed. Pink-cheeked. Watching you like he’s trying to commit every second—every last detail—to memory. 
You blink, heat flaring in your neck, and glance toward the back of the room. “Questions? Comments? Unsolicited opinions?” 
“Yeah,” Jake pipes up. “You free after this?” 
Hondo snorts. “Sure. Right after she drops her standards by about ten thousand feet.” 
The room breaks into laughter as Jake rolls his eyes and flips Hondo the bird, sinking back in his seat. 
“Alright,” you say, laughter still lacing your voice as you reset the display. “Let’s start with a systems brief.” 
The squad moves in a slow wave, rising from their seats and shoulder-bumping their way to the tablets at the front of the room. But Bob hesitates, his gaze lingering on you a beat too long—warm, steady, and unblinking. It settles on your skin like a gentle pressure, like a whispered touch. You feel your cheeks flush and the hairs on the back of your neck rise. 
All from a look. 
God. Maybe you should listen to Maverick’s advice a little better. 
By the end of the day, your voice is hoarse and your cheeks are aching from smiling so hard. You shouldn’t be surprised, but they were easier to teach than you expected. Of course they were—they’re not idiots. They’re highly trained, elite naval aviators. And just because they’re your friends doesn’t mean they’d dare give you a hard time. At least, not in front of their CO. 
After Maverick asks a few questions—mostly about your training plan—he claps you on the back and dismisses the room. The squad filters out, calling their thanks as they go and muttering to each other about everything you just showed them. 
Bob stays behind, still planted in his seat, brows furrowed as he scrolls through something on his phone. It’s not unusual—he used to wait for you after class almost every day at the academy and during the FRS—but still, your heart kicks up just a little. 
“How’d I do?” you ask, glancing over your shoulder as you collect your papers. 
He looks up, a soft smile on his lips. “Amazing, actually.” 
You turn toward him, tilting your head. “You sound surprised.” 
“I am,” he admits. “You made all that tech-speak sound so... easy. No one would ever guess you used to stutter on t’s and p’s giving presentations back at the academy.” 
Your cheeks flush, eyes going wide as you let out a soft gasp—half scandalised, half amused. “Robert Floyd. How dare you bring that up.” 
He chuckles quietly, ducking his head. “Sorry. It was too easy.” Then he glances up again, dark blue eyes wide and sincere. “But really, you did great. I’m really p-p-proud of you.” 
“Dude!” you exclaim, staring at him in disbelief as he laughs a little harder. 
You can’t help the grin that spreads across your face—especially not with the way Bob is laughing, shoulders curled, cheeks pink, and his smile lighting up his whole face with something stupidly charming. 
“I can’t believe you,” you say, hugging your notebook to your chest. “You’re going to blow my cover as a super cool, incredibly sexy fighter pilot.” 
He shrugs. “You can still be super cool and incredibly sexy with a stutter.” 
Your cheeks burn even hotter, and you quickly turn back to the desk looking for an excuse not to look at him—picking up a pen you’re pretty sure isn't yours. 
“Want to grab dinner?” he asks. 
When you turn back around, he’s standing—tall and adorable in the most infuriatingly delicious way. The kind of way that shouldn’t make your chest ache and your thighs clench... and yet, here you are. 
“Sounds good,” you say, trying to keep your voice light. “What’re you thinking?” 
“Pizza?” 
You nod and move toward the door, stepping into the corridor ahead of him and starting down the hall. A brief stretch of quiet follows, broken only by the soft clunk of your boots against the vinyl floor—not awkward, just a little... tense. Or maybe that’s just you. Because for some reason, Bob smells especially good today. He looks especially good too—hair slightly tousled, cheeks pink, and brows drawn as he clearly gets caught up in whatever’s on his mind. 
Then he glances at you. “The other night—Friday night—at the bar...” 
You raise an eyebrow. “What about it?” 
“Did—” He pauses, breath hitching as he looks away. “Did you go home with him?” 
You stop walking. “With who?” 
He hesitates, stopping one step ahead before turning back to face you. “Hangman.” 
Your eyes go wide. “What the fuck? No.” 
“Oh,” he says quickly, shaking his head. “It’s just... Phoenix said—” 
“Phoenix is messing with you,” you cut in, brow furrowed. “Why the hell would I go home with Hangman?” 
He shrugs. “You two looked pretty friendly. I thought maybe—” 
“Okay, give me some credit,” you say flatly. “I do still value my dignity. And for the record—cocky isn’t really my type.” 
He glances at you, eyes curious beneath a gentle frown. “Then... what is your type?” 
You open your mouth, but hesitate. You know what you want to say—that it’s him. It’s always been him. But you can’t. Because you’re too damn chickenshit, even after all these years. Even with him looking at you like that.  
“I—I don’t know,” you mutter, starting to walk again. “But whatever it is, it isn’t Hangman.” 
There’s a short pause—only brief—before he mumbles, “Okay... good.” 
Good? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 
The word bounces around in your head all evening. When you’re not talking to Bob about pizza toppings, tomorrow’s lesson plan, or whatever bizarre National Geographic doc he’s just watched, you’re thinking about that damn word. 
Good. 
It’s so maddeningly vague it practically echoes off your apartment walls the second you slam the door shut behind you. 
Good? 
Who does he think he is, trying to validate your taste in men? You don’t need his opinion. You don’t need his approval. You don’t need Bob Floyd acting like he gets a say in who you do or don’t go home with. 
Good. 
Seriously? The fucking audacity. Every time you think maybe—just maybe—Bob isn’t like other men, he says something infuriating like that. 
“Ugh,” you groan, throwing yourself face-first onto your bed. “Fucking good.” 
A minute later, your phone pings. You grope blindly across the duvet until your fingers close around it, then roll your head to the side, squinting at two notifications from Bob. 
BOB FLOYD 
📎 [Image attachment] 
‘Look what I found at the bottom of my drawer… those ridiculous Canada moose boxers.’ 
And there he fucking is. 
Standing in front of his bedroom mirror. Shirtless. Hair still damp from the shower. Wearing nothing but a sweet smile and those goddamn novelty boxers you bought him as a joke two Christmases ago—bright red, with tiny maple leaves and cartoon moose that say eh? across the waistband. 
Holy fuck. 
Your mouth goes dry. Your brain short-circuits. You can’t do anything but stare. Not even breathe. 
His body is glorious—which is something you’ve known, but never been intimate with. And holy shit, if you’re not about to get intimate with this fucking photo. 
He looks like some Greek god carved from alabaster. All smooth muscle and obvious strength, like he moonlights as a Michelangelo sculpture. 
It’s obscene. This photo is ridiculous. He has to know what he’s doing. Surely he’s not that naïve. 
And what the fuck are you supposed to reply with? 
You scramble upright, breathing hard, holding your phone so close to your face the screen fogs up and— 
Oh my God. You’ve got your fucking read receipts on. 
You need to do something. Say something—anything—before he realises what a complete creep you’re being just sitting here, staring at this photo. 
With trembling hands, you type the first thing that comes to mind: ‘Aw! Cute!’ 
“…Cute?” you repeat out loud, staring at your phone. 
A little notification pops up beneath your message. 
Read. Immediately. 
“Cute?!” you say again, more outraged now. “What’s fucking cute about that, you idiot?” 
You scroll up and tap the photo again—the one that is anything but cute. 
Your face is burning. Your brain is mush. You need help. Professional help. 
But first… 
You need an hour alone with your vibrator, eyes squeezed shut, and that image burned into the backs of your eyelids. 
Bob doesn’t send you another photo of his moose boxers. 
The next morning, he just texts to ask if you want him to pick you up a coffee on his way into work—and you say yes. You don’t talk about the photo. Or the boxers. At all. 
But you can’t stop thinking about it. 
You can’t even look at him without picturing those ridiculous boxers and that even more ridiculous bulge—which only gets more obvious the more times you go back to check the photo. You’re honestly thinking about just saving it to your camera roll. Because what if you accidentally double-tap and react to it? You should’ve just done that at the start—but no. No, you said ‘Aw! Cute!’ like some proud mother seeing her son in his soccer jersey for the first time. 
And of course, you and Bob talk every day, so the thread just keeps moving on—but you’re not. You have to scroll all the way back up every time. Then he sends something else and it jumps to the bottom, which means you have to start all over again. 
Honestly, it’s getting a bit ridiculous. You were staring at it the other day in the middle of the goddamn mess hall, like some depraved freak. 
Or maybe you’re just deprived. Maybe you just need to get laid so you can stop ogling your best friend like he’s the finest cut of perfectly cooked steak and you haven’t eaten in a week. 
“Lucky?” Hondo says, interrupting your spiralling thoughts with a quirked brow. “You good?” 
You shake your head, blinking until the data feeds in front of you snap back into focus. 
“Shit, sorry,” you mutter, clearing your throat. 
You hit a few buttons and flip the comms switch. 
“Rooster,” you say, eyes on the external visuals of Bradley’s current sim mission. “Radar contacts at three and seven o’clock. Engage with BVR missiles on my mark. Weapons hot?” 
“Weapons hot, Lucky,” he responds. “AIM-120 locked on three o’clock target.” 
Your gaze flicks to the instrument panel and HUD feed—seeing what he’s seeing. 
“And try not to light up the whole sky this time,” Mav cuts in dryly—his professionalism fading as the day drags on. “Last sim, you nearly cooked Hondo’s coffee with that missile launch.” 
Hondo chuckles. “That was a precision strike. Coffee was inferior.” 
“Copy that, Mav,” Rooster replies, grin audible. “Engaging now. Fox-three.” 
Your eyes bounce between the radar, sensor data, and pilot input feedback, tracking his procedure. Then the simulated missile launch sound fills your headset. 
“Target’s going down,” you say. “Good shot, Rooster. Keep it tight—bandits are manoeuvring fast. Radar lock at five o’clock. High-G turn recommended.” 
“Got it. Pulling seven Gs. Lining up for a guns pass.” 
“Hope you’re smoother than your last attempt,” Mav says. “Remember, trigger discipline.” 
Bradley chuckles. “Roger that. I’m a professional… mostly.” 
Maverick laughs too, lounging back in his chair, thoroughly enjoying not being the one in charge. You roll your eyes and refocus on the data feeds, watching as Bradley successfully finishes the sim. 
“All targets neutralised. Nice run, Rooster.” 
“What was my time?” he asks eagerly. 
“You’ll find out in Monday’s debrief,” you reply. 
“Did I beat Hangman?” 
You roll your eyes. “Sim complete. Control out.” 
You cut the comms and turn to Maverick. “Want to call it a day?” 
He sits forward, resting his elbows on his knees. “It is Friday. We could give them a choice.” 
You arch a brow, silently asking him to elaborate. 
“Go home or let the back-seaters have a go in the hot seat.” 
Your lips curl into a smirk. “Oh, I think I know what the answer is going to be.” 
Ten minutes later, after Hondo retrieves the rest of the squad from the debrief room, Mickey is seated in the pilot’s seat and the others are crammed into the control booth behind you. The excitement is palpable—everyone watching the data feeds with a mix of curiosity and anticipation. 
“Alright, Fanboy,” you say through the control mic, flipping a few switches on your console. “You’re up.” 
“What’s the scenario?” he asks, adjusting the straps like they might protect him from what’s coming. 
“Nothing fancy,” you reply. “Just a soft sim. Basic intercept, two bogeys, no weapons fire. You’re just flying the pattern.” 
“So… a baby sim?” 
“Basically. You’ll be fine.” 
There’s a beat of silence. 
“Which one is go?” he asks, pointing vaguely at the throttle quadrant. 
You slap your forehead. “You’re joking, right?” 
“I’m not a pilot,” he says, almost offended. “My job is to press the red button and whisper sweet nothings to the radar.” 
“That explains so much,” you sigh, rolling your eyes. “It’s the throttle. Left side. The big one.” 
“Oh. Sure. Of course. Totally knew that.” 
He moves it gingerly, like it might explode—and the sim lurches forward, making him let out a sound that’s way too close to a yelp. 
From behind you, Reuben cackles. “Dude’s gonna crash before he clears the runway.” 
“Shut up!” Fanboy shouts from inside the cockpit. “I am a majestic flying machine.” 
You snort. “You are a danger to national security.” 
“Luckyyy,” he whines, tipping his head back against the seat. “Help me. I’m in a metal coffin and I don’t know what I’m doing.” 
You sigh—loudly—and get up, grabbing your headset as you move out of the control booth. 
“I’m coming in,” you mutter. 
You swing the cockpit open and climb inside like you’ve done a thousand times before, stepping up beside him. 
“Okay,” you say, leaning forward. “Feet off the pedals. Hands off everything. Just look at what I’m doing.” 
“Yes, sir,” he says with a little salute. “Watching and learning.” 
You roll your eyes so hard it hurts. “You’re lucky I like you.” 
“I know,” he says, grinning now. 
You flip the right switches, get him levelled, and the sim steadies out. 
He exhales. “Okay. Okay. I’m flying. Right?” 
“You’re flying,” you say. “Barely. But still.” 
He glances up at you. “Am I your worst student ever?” 
“Top three,” you say sweetly. “But I have faith. Now throttle up. We’ve got some baby bogeys to chase.” 
Mickey grips the controls for dear life, knuckles turning white. The sim jerks forward awkwardly as he pushes the throttle, and you can practically hear the panic rising in his voice. “Uh… okay. I think I’m moving? Maybe?” 
You step closer, trying not to crack a smile. “Just keep it steady. You’re flying a jet, not trying to take off in a rocket.” 
He leans forward, squinting at the instruments. “Which one’s the afterburner? The big red button?” 
“Don’t touch the big red button,” you snap, slapping his hand away. “Just keep the nose up. Remember your basic turns—left, right, not a nosedive.” 
The sim bucks suddenly. 
“Oh no! No, no, no!” he exclaims, eyes wide and face pale. 
You bite back a grin, keeping your voice steady. “Relax. You’re doing fine. Just… don’t crash.” 
But it’s too late. 
The simulated alarms start blaring and the screen flashes red: Warning! Critical altitude! 
“Fuck! Uh, do I pull up? Or…” 
“You eject,” you say dryly. 
“Eject?!” Mickey’s voice cracks as he looks frantically across the controls. “How do I do that?” 
You point at the eject handle. “That thing right there. Pull it now before you break the simulator.” 
With a loud mechanical whoosh, the sim jolts violently as Mickey’s ‘ejection’ sequence initiates. 
You laugh softly, shaking your head. “Well, that was impressive. The quickest crash I’ve ever seen. But hey—points for dramatic exit.” 
Mickey groans, covering his face with his hands. “Can we try again? But with less dying?” 
You pat his shoulder. “Maybe next week. I think you need a little more ground school.” 
He sighs and stands up, hanging his head as he exits the cockpit. You can only imagine the scene waiting for him in the control booth, a small part of you actually feeling a little sorry for him. Because if these pilots are anything, it’s cocky—and the last thing they need is someone, especially a squadmate, proving that what they do is kind of legendary. 
“Alright, Floyd,” you say into your headset, feeling heat curl behind your ribs. “You’re up.” 
A few minutes later, Bob climbs into the cockpit, adjusting his headset as he awkwardly manoeuvres into the pilot’s seat.  
“Do you want me in or out?” you ask, trying not to sound like you want to stay in the cramped space with him. 
His eyes are wide as they scan the control panel. “Uh, in. Please. If that’s okay.” 
You nod, biting your bottom lip to hide a stupid grin. “Of course.” 
He settles in, straps up, and lets his hands hover hesitantly over the controls. 
“Mav,” you say, “is the sim reset?” 
“Confirming sim reset. You’re good to go,” he replies. 
“Okay, Bobby.” You lean in beside him, ignoring how his warmth wraps around you—his scent filling your nose and making your head spin. “You ready?” 
He nods, jaw tight, eyes locked on the instruments in front of him. 
“Alright, relax. You’ve got this,” you mutter, shifting just a little bit closer. “Feet on the pedals. Throttle up slowly.” 
He moves cautiously, brows drawn, and the sim lurches forward—but not violently—before steadying under his grip. 
“See,” you say with a soft smile. “Already doing better than Fanboy.” 
He chuckles quietly, almost breathless. 
“Now keep her steady.” 
“Trying,” he mutters, eyes flicking between the HUD and display screens like he’s done this a hundred times—except for the white-knuckled grip giving him away. “This is a lot harder in practice.” 
You laugh softly. “This is the fun part.” 
He exhales hard through his nose, adjusting his grip. “Are they supposed to be this sensitive?” 
“They’re not sensitive. You’re just heavy-handed,” you say, nudging his wrist lightly. “Small movements. Gentle.” 
He hums like he’s not sure he believes you, but follows the instruction anyway. 
You lean a little closer, pointing to a flashing radar contact. “You’ve got one on your left—easy turn, then line up a missile lock.” 
Bob squints at the data, then at you. “Define easy.” 
“You know, not what Fanboy did.” 
He huffs another quiet laugh, fingers moving more confidently now as he banks slightly left and steadies his line. 
“There we go,” you say. “See? Not so bad.” 
His eyes flick toward you, only for a second. “Only ‘cause you’re here.” 
You glance at him—but his focus is already back on the screens, tongue caught between his lips in concentration. Your heart thuds a little harder, breath catching as the cockpit suddenly feels a whole lot smaller. 
You’re crouched beside him—arm pressed against his, knee nudging his thigh—and all you can think about is that goddamn image of him in those stupid little boxers and everything it did to your insides. 
If it weren’t for the cameras, live feeds, and multi-million-dollar equipment in here, you might be seriously considering jumping his bones right now. 
“Uh, Lucky,” Bob says, clearing his throat. “Noise.” 
You shake your head, refocusing. “Alright, you’ve got tone. Fire.” 
“Fox three,” he says, flicking the switch—and the target explodes a beat later. 
You grin. “Nice shot.” 
He looks over at you again, eyes wide and shining, cheeks pink, and chest rising a little too quickly. “What’s next?” 
“Bring her around. Evasive manoeuvre. You’ve got a bogey on your six.” 
He shifts quickly, throttle pulling back. 
“Flaps down. Come into a right bank,” you instruct, watching him move a little smoother this time. 
“Yes, ma’am,” he says under his breath, completely focused. 
It shouldn’t make your pulse spike. Or have you shifting your weight, pressing your thighs together, suddenly too aware of your own skin. It shouldn’t mean a damn thing. 
Yet those few words, coming out of his mouth, tighten that knot behind your hipbones until it aches. 
“Jesus Christ,” you mutter. 
“What?” he snaps, panic lacing his tone. 
“No—Nothing. Just pull up five degrees, you’re drifting.” 
He does so without hesitation. 
Your eyes flick across the data feeds, checking everything like it’s second nature—because for you, it is. It’s as easy as breathing. 
“I’m impressed, Floyd,” you say, offering a small smile. “With a little more practice, you could probably swap seats with Phoenix.” 
Natasha’s voice crackles in your headset a second later: “No way he’d be flying this well without his lucky charm. So unless you’re planning to ride on his lap, I think I’ll stay on the stick.” 
Bob’s eyes go wide, and the sim shudders as he struggles to maintain control. An alarm blares, but you’re already moving, one hand wrapping around his to keep the sim steady—and avoid another Mickey-style disaster. 
“You told them?” he asks, not angry—just flustered. 
You glance sideways at him, still holding steady, a sheepish smile pulling at your lips. “Phoenix saw my name in your phone. She guessed.” 
He shuts his eyes with a sigh, cheeks flushing. 
“Hey!” you nudge him with your knee. “Pilots don’t get to fly with their eyes closed. Focus.” 
He huffs a breath, straightening in his seat, brow furrowed again. “Right. Sorry. I got it.” 
“You sure?” 
He nods, firm, and you slowly let go, easing back into position beside him. 
The sim levels out, alarms silenced, radar clear—and Bob exhales like he’s been holding his breath the whole time. 
“Okay,” you say. “Let’s bring her in. Easy descent. Keep your nose up just a touch—perfect. Throttle back.” 
He moves with steady hands now, more confident than when he started, guiding the simulated jet toward the landing zone with practiced care. The wheels touch down on virtual tarmac, and the whole simulator gives a soft jolt before going still. 
The screen flashes: MISSION COMPLETE. 
You blink, a little stunned. “Holy shit.” 
Bob whips off the headset, hair mussed, cheeks flushed. “Did I actually—?” 
“That was amazing,” you say, grinning at him. “You nailed that.” 
He scrambles out of the seat, turning toward you, half-tripping over a strap—and— 
He falls forward. 
You try to dodge, but it’s no use. He crashes down on top of you, sending you flat onto your back on the simulator floor, your head knocking against something on the way down. 
“I—sorry—oh, God—” he stammers, eyes wide. 
He braces a hand on either side of your head, face hovering just inches above yours. 
“Are you okay? Your head—” 
Your giggles cut him off, laughter spilling out as you lay beneath him, one hand rubbing your head and the other caught somewhere on his waist. 
“I—I’m okay,” you manage, breathless and blushing, if slightly concussed. “Guess I’m a good luck charm and a crash mat.” 
He lets out a quiet, unsteady laugh, chest pressed flush to yours, breath ghosting over your cheek. 
“Phoenix is right, you know?” he says, voice soft. “I couldn’t have done it without you here.” 
Your laughter fades, breath catching. 
There’s a beat—just one long, tight heartbeat where he leans in, eyes darting between yours and your lips like he might actually do it. Like he’s about to close that distance. 
And then— 
The sim door yanks open with a loud clang. 
“BOBBY!” Mickey exclaims, his grin upside down from where you’re lying. “Oh, shit, are you two making out?” 
Bob scrambles to his feet, very awkwardly given the severe lack of space. “No! I wasn’t—I didn’t—” 
“Technically, he tackled me,” you say, sitting up and holding out a hand for Bob to help you. 
Once you’re both upright, you climb out of the sim and into the chaos of the squad, all cheering and clapping like he just landed an actual carrier op. 
“Hell yeah, Floyd!” Javy says, clapping him on the back hard enough to make him stumble. 
Reuben chuckles. “I thought you were gonna puke, but that was clean as hell!” 
Natasha smirks, arms folded as she steps up. “Guess that lucky charm really works.” 
You roll your eyes, trying to play it cool—but your skin is still humming, your heart still racing. And Bob? 
Bob won’t stop glancing your way. Because the mission might be over, but whatever just happened between you two is still very much mid-flight. 
After everything calms down, Maverick congratulates Bob on not crashing—giving Mickey a very pointed look—and dismisses the squad. They gather their things from the briefing room and file out slowly, leaving you to finish filing the post-sim report. 
“We’ll meet you outside?” Natasha asks, hesitating at the door. 
You nod. “Yep. Won’t be long.” 
“Good. We’re going to the bar to celebrate Bob’s success and Mickey’s disaster.” 
You snort softly, eyes dropping back to the tablet in your hand. “Sounds good.” 
Her footsteps fade down the hall, and you type through the report with quick, practiced fingers. 
Your heart still feels like it’s in your throat, beating too fast and too hard. Your cheeks are hot, your lungs are tight, and you swear you can still feel every inch of where Bob’s body had been pressed against yours. And God—it was a lot. 
If you’re honest, you don’t really want to go to the bar. Not just because you’re there too often already—but because you’d rather go home and get off to that stupid picture of Bob in his moose boxers while thinking about his body on top of yours. 
You shake your head, exhale hard, and tap ‘submit’ on the report. Then you tuck the tablet into your bag, throw it over your shoulder, and flick the lights off on your way out. 
The corridor is dim, lit only by the glow of late-evening sun spilling through the high windows, washing the vinyl floor in hazy orange. You can hear chatter up ahead—probably the squad, waiting—and you pick up your pace. 
But then you hear your name. Not your callsign—your name. 
“As in Lucky?” a voice says, incredulous. “She flies F-35s now?” 
“Yeah,” Bob replies, his voice unmistakable. “She’s really good. A great teacher, too. She—” 
“She’s fucking hot,” the other guy interrupts. 
You frown, slowing your steps as you edge closer to the wall. The voice is familiar—but you just can’t place it. 
“I was always jealous of you, man,” the guy says. “Back in flight school you and her were close. And at the FRS. Don’t tell me nothing ever happened.” 
“No,” Bob says quickly. “We’re just friends.” 
“Shame. Still hot though, right?” 
“Um... I guess.” Bob’s voice tightens—strained and uncomfortable. 
“C’mon, man, relax. She’s a smoke show.” 
There’s a brief pause. Then Bob clears his throat. 
“I don’t really like talking about people that way. Especially not her.” 
“What, you’re not into her?” 
“She’s my friend,” Bob says, like that answers everything. 
“Not what I asked,” the guy chuckles. “You into her or not? Because I’m not stepping on your toes, but if she’s fair game—” 
Your heart thuds, heavy and fast, caught high in your throat. 
“No,” Bob says. “I’m not into her. She’s a friend. I wouldn’t go there.” 
That stings—but what comes next carves the breath right out of your lungs. 
“She’s too intense,” he says, a sharp edge to his voice. “She’s reckless, and she can be selfish. She—She's not worth the trouble. There’s too much baggage.” 
Your stomach drops. Hard. 
Each word hits you square in the chest, knocking you breathless. Your head swims. Your vision blurs—not just from tears, but from that unmoored, disoriented rush that hits when the floor drops out from under you. 
“Who cares about baggage?” the guy asks with a low laugh. “As long as she’s not selfish in bed—” 
You turn fast, bracing a hand against the wall to steady yourself. You can’t listen anymore. 
Tears fall freely now, and you don’t even care. You walk—back the other way, toward the far door, away from the voices. Away from him. You’ll take the long way around base if you have to. It doesn’t matter. You just need to get home. 
Your ears ring. Your skin prickles. The sting in your eyes sharpens into something meaner, hotter—like your tears are trying to scald their way out. 
His voice replays in your head, cold and clinical, like you’re a job hazard or some inconvenient mess he has to manage. Not worth the trouble? Too intense? Baggage? 
Fuck. That. 
Your hands are fists before you even realise it, nails biting your palms, jaw clenched so tight it hurts. He doesn’t get to talk about you like that. Not after everything. Not like you’re just some reckless, selfish… thing. 
Not when he knows you. Not when he was just hovering over you, whispering soft words, looking at you like maybe you meant something. 
The heat builds behind your ribs, under your skin, in the back of your throat. You want to yell. To throw something. To go back and make him say it to your face. But you don’t. 
You wipe your cheeks with the heel of your hand, set your shoulders, and walk faster—like you’re chasing down a storm, or maybe just trying to outrun it. 
That night, your phone doesn’t stop. Messages pour in from the squad—asking where you are, if you’re okay, when you’re coming to the bar. Bob even calls. Four times. But you don’t answer. Instead, you send a single text to the group chat saying you felt sick and had to go home. Technically, not a lie. 
You barely sleep. You toss and turn for hours, drafting messages you’ll never send and crying into your pillow until you’re too exhausted to cry anymore. By four a.m., you give up. You pull on your gym clothes, lace up your sneakers, and run to the beach like you’re trying to outrun years of friendship. 
You spend the whole weekend in self-imposed exile, licking your wounds like a cornered animal. No music. No TV. No calls. You just want to sit in it—the heartbreak, the fury, the raw, awful ache of it all—because for once, you don’t want to get over it. 
Because it was Bob. 
Bob Floyd, who’s been sweet and steady and quietly wonderful since the day you first met him—always looking at you like you’re the only thing that really matters. He knows you, sometimes even better than you know yourself. 
Or at least, you thought he did. And maybe that’s what hurts the most. 
Because you’ve loved him, in one way or another, for a long time. And now he’s the one who broke your heart. 
Sweet, considerate, doe-eyed Bob Floyd. 
Fuck that guy. 
By Monday morning, you’re feeling a lot less dramatic and a lot more focused on work. You just want to get this little program done, get the squad up to date with fifth-gens, and then you can go about avoiding Bob Floyd until one of you inevitably gets restationed. But until then, you have to at least be civil. You don’t have a choice. 
The squad is already half-settled when you walk into the briefing room, just a couple of minutes late—intentionally. If you arrived any earlier, someone might’ve tried to talk to you. Joke around. Ask where you’ve been. And you’re not really in the mood for chit-chat. 
So you walk in with a neutral expression, eyes trained forward, coffee in one hand and tablet in the other. 
From the corner of your eye, you can see Bob sitting in his usual spot at the front, hands folded tight in his lap. He glances up the second the door opens—and breathes. It’s so visible it’s almost a shudder, like he’s been holding it in all weekend. 
“Oh, she’s alive,” Jake says, elbowing Javy beside him. 
You don’t answer. You just keep walking until you reach the desk, setting your coffee down before turning to face the room. 
“Let’s talk about Friday,” you say, tapping your tablet to wake it up. “Three out of five of you got tagged within the first five minutes of simulated contact. That’s a problem.” 
There’s a long beat of silence. A few glances are exchanged, but no one calls attention to the fact that you’re clearly skipping over the usual ‘good morning’ or any of the soft lead-ins you normally give. No one dares. 
Bob’s eyes stay locked on you, his brow drawn in quiet worry. He doesn’t look away all morning. Not once. 
And you don’t look at him at all. 
After going through BVR refresh and radar discipline, you give Maverick a nod and he calls lunch. You keep your head down, eyes on your tablet, fussing with it as the soft shuffle of feet out the door fills the room. 
Maverick walks up to you, says something about a meeting he’s being forced to attend this afternoon, and you give him a nod. Then he walks out and the room goes quiet. Until— 
“Hey,” Bob mutters, still sitting in his seat. 
You turn your back on him, placing your tablet on the desk and picking up your phone. “Hi.” 
“That thing work?” he asks. 
“What thing?” 
“Your phone.” 
“Oh,” you say flatly. “Funny.” 
Silence stretches between you—thick and heavy—full of words left unsaid, and a few that never should’ve been heard. 
“So,” he finally says, pushing to stand, “you feeling okay?” 
“Yeah,” you mutter, opening your email like it’s suddenly the most interesting thing in the world. “Just an upset stomach. I’m fine now.” 
“Really?” he presses, stepping closer. 
You sigh heavily and look up—not at him, just at the back of the room. “Really, Bob. I’m fine. Sorry I didn’t answer your calls, I felt like shit. Just wanted to sleep and watch movies.” 
“What’d you watch?” 
“Back to the Future,” you say—too quickly, without thinking. 
And shit. Why would you admit to spending the whole weekend watching one of his favourite movies? 
“Without me?” he asks, full of mock-offense. 
Your lips twitch, and you hate that they do. So you take a deep, steadying breath and turn to face him—eyes locking with his, your expression dangerously neutral. 
“Do you need something?” 
He frowns. “What do you—” 
“Like do you have a question about what we just debriefed or...?” 
“Oh.” He blinks. “Um, no.” 
You nod. “Okay, good. Then you should go to lunch.” 
He stares at you for a moment, eyes darting across your face, trying to decode what you’re very carefully hiding. But he can’t, because you’ve been perfecting this cool, practiced nonchalance for the past forty-eight hours and you know you have it down pat. 
“Okay,” he mutters. “Lunch. Are—Are you coming too?” 
You shake your head and turn back to the desk. “No, sorry. I’m going to be selfish and spend my break reviewing the sim footage I didn’t get to over the weekend.” 
“That’s not—” he hesitates, clearly confused. “That’s not selfish.” 
You whip back around, brows raised. “Isn’t it?” 
There’s another beat—just a brief pause where he looks at you like you’re suddenly some complete stranger. 
“You sure you’re okay?” he asks, voice soft. 
You nod once. “Yep.” 
Then you turn around, step behind the desk, and drop into the chair, opening your tablet. He stands there for a moment longer, watching you with a furrowed brow, eyes narrowed. But you don’t look at him. You just start pulling up the footage and flipping open your notebook. 
Eventually, he leaves, but not without casting one last glance over his shoulder—looking like a damn kicked puppy. 
You sit in the briefing room trying to focus on sim footage until ten minutes before the end of lunch. Then you sigh, stretch out your limbs, and start packing up your things for the afternoon’s training. You’re halfway to the sim building when your phone buzzes with a text from Maverick: 
‘Hondo got pulled into this meeting. Use the WSOs in the booth.’ 
Great. More time with Bob. And this time, the room’s even smaller. 
With another heavy sigh, you continue making your way toward the building—dragging your feet through hallways and up the stairs until you reach the tech staff for the usual system readiness checks. Once everything’s good to go, you sign on as controller and head into the prep room where the squad is waiting. 
“No time to waste,” you say, skipping any kind of greeting. “Hangman, you’re up first. Bob, Fanboy—you’re in the booth with me. Let’s move. 
Then you turn and walk out, the only sign they’re following you the quiet shuffle of boots behind you. 
You get Jake set up in the sim, then slip into the control booth, taking the farthest seat and pulling your headset on without a word. Mickey settles hesitantly beside you, and Bob takes the last seat—now one person too far away to read whatever expression is on your face. 
“I’ll handle comms,” you say without looking up. “Monitor the readouts, call out any anomalies. Stay focused, watch what I do, and you can run one of the later sessions.” 
“Copy,” Mickey replies. 
“Copy,” Bob mutters. 
You can feel his eyes on you, boring into the side of your face. He’s leaning forward—very unsubtly—watching you with a creased brow as Mickey pretends not to notice the suffocating tension in the booth. 
“Hangman, you ready?” 
“When you are, boss.” 
You tap the screen, starting the sequence. “Simulation beginning. Weapons hot in thirty seconds.” 
Your eyes stay locked on the data feeds, one hand adjusting the sim’s tracking overlay, the other scribbling notes into your tablet. Everything is running clean—Jake’s flying sharp, you’re locked in, and for a moment, it almost feels easy. Peaceful. 
But still, you feel Bob’s gaze. Heavy. Relentless. You don’t look at him, but you know he’s watching—trying to read between your words, between your silences, between the way you didn’t so much as glance in his direction when you walked in. 
“Hangman, confirm radar lock,” you say, fingers flying over the controls with practiced ease. 
“Confirmed. Two-band lock at forty-five miles. Tracking steady.” 
“Maintain altitude for another thirty seconds, then begin a slow descent to angels eighteen. Push to intercept on bandit two.” 
“Copy that. Repositioning.” 
A beat later, Mickey pipes up, “Hey, I’m seeing a drift on the right bank—check pitch trim, two percent off.” 
“Good catch,” you say, glancing at the readout to confirm. “Hangman, adjust pitch trim two percent to port. You’re drifting wide.” 
“On it. Thanks, Fanboy.” 
You glance over at Mickey, a small smile tugging at the corner of your lips. “Nice eyes.” 
He throws you a cheeky wink before turning back to the screen. You try not to look at Bob—but you can’t help it. His cheeks are redder now, his eyes wider, and he looks… indignant. 
After Jake, Javy jumps in the sim, then Bradley, then Reuben—and for him, you have Mickey run the comms. They work well together, and you only have to jump in once or twice to adjust an instruction. 
Then finally, it’s Natasha’s turn. 
“Bob, comms are yours,” you say. “Mickey, stay on readouts.” 
Bob hesitates just a fraction too long before replying, “Copy.” 
Once Natasha is strapped in and the system’s reloaded, you settle back in your chair beside Mickey. Bob shifts awkwardly two seats down, headset on, posture a little too tight to be comfortable. 
“Pilot ready?” you ask. 
He glances at his monitor. “Ready.” 
You nod. “Run it.” 
The sim lights up again, and Natasha’s voice crackles through the speakers—calm and clipped as she begins her sequence. 
You fold your arms across your chest, eyes on the screen—eyes on Bob. He’s steady at first, brow furrowed in concentration, tongue caught between his lips as he tries to remember the training. But you can feel it—the edge in him. Every call he makes lands a half-second late. Every glance your way lingers too long. 
He’s nervous. And you almost feel bad. Almost. 
But then those words ring through your head—and if he’s going to call you intense like it’s a bad thing, then fine. You’ll stare at him—intensely—until he either screws up or helps Natasha fly this sim clean. 
Your gaze flicks to a warning light, brow furrowing as you sit up straighter. 
“She’s pulling too hard,” Bob says. “She should dump speed before—” 
“That’s not going to cut it in the F-35,” you cut in. “You’ve got to lead the roll differently. Weight’s distributed rearward—she floats differently.” Then you glance at him, eyes narrowed. “You know… all that baggage.” 
There’s a beat of silence. Bob shifts. His eyes flick between you and the screen, nerves creeping higher. 
“We’ll adjust the parameters,” you say, turning back to the screen. 
Your hands move across the controls as you focus on Natasha, reassuring her that she’s flying fine. Bob tries to refocus too—to keep his eyes on the feed and talk her through the next manoeuvre. 
But he can’t. His gaze keeps drifting—toward you, confusion drawn tight across his brow. 
You can see the frustration rising. He doesn’t get it. 
But he knows something’s wrong. 
- Bob - 
After Natasha’s successful sim, you give the squad a quick debrief before mumbling something about catching Maverick before he heads home. Bob wants to stop you—to say something, anything, just to get you to talk to him—but you don’t give him the chance. You slip out while he’s stuck in conversation with Reuben and Mickey, too polite to cut them off. 
Eventually, everyone leaves the debrief room and starts walking across base—to their cars, the barracks, or in Javy’s case, the pharmacy, because he’s now convinced he got mono from the girl he hooked up with over the weekend. 
“Coyote, if you go to medical one more time this month, they’re going to assign you your own parking spot,” Natasha says, watching him split away from the group. 
“My lymph nodes are, like, throbbing, dude,” Javy replies. “It’s definitely mono.” 
Jake snorts. “Or maybe it’s rabies and you’re on the countdown clock. We’ve got—what—forty-eight hours till you start foaming at the mouth?” 
“My bet’s on mono,” Reuben says. “That girl was way too hot to have rabies.” 
“Exactly!” Javy calls, now walking backwards. “And I’m exhausted. It’s definitely mono.” 
“You’re always exhausted,” Mickey says, rolling his eyes. 
“That’s ‘cause his standards are low and his stamina’s even lower,” Natasha mutters with a smirk. 
“What was that, Phoenix?” Javy asks, already halfway down the path. 
“Nothing!” she calls back. “Good luck! Maybe you’ll finally get that cute receptionist’s number!” 
The group laughs, because everyone knows Javy has been trying—and failing—for months to get her number. 
“Doubt it,” Jake says, veering off toward the parking lot. “Dude’s got no game.” 
One by one, they all drop off—until it’s just Bob and Natasha. The two of them walk in silence for a few minutes. An easy, companionable kind of quiet while Bob loses himself in his own gnawing thoughts. 
“Okay,” Natasha says, stopping suddenly. “What’s wrong? You look like someone just cancelled Christmas.” 
Bob glances up. “Hm?” 
“Don’t hm me,” she says, propping a hand on her hip. “You’ve been weird all day. What’s going on?” 
“I don’t know, I just—” 
“Is this about Lucky?” 
His stomach drops, nausea creeping up his throat until he’s pretty sure he can taste what he ate for lunch. He hesitates, meeting Natasha’s stare—keen eyes narrowed, brows raised. She’s not letting up anytime soon, so he might as well spill. 
He sighs. “Yeah. Don’t you think she’s acting… off?” 
Nat shrugs. “Maybe. A little. But everyone’s allowed to have a bad day. What makes you think it’s personal?” 
“She ignored me all weekend, and she hasn’t smiled at me once today.” 
Natasha rolls her eyes. “So? She doesn’t owe you a smile every day, Floyd. And she said she was sick. Maybe something happened that you don’t know about.” 
“But she tells me everything,” he mutters. 
“Oh my God,” Natasha groans. “You sound so entitled right now. Just because you’ve been friends forever doesn’t mean she owes you constant access. If she’s having a hard time, maybe stop thinking about yourself and just give her some space.” 
Bob knows she’s right—at least partly. But he also knows you, and whatever this is, it isn’t just a bad day. 
“Fine,” he mumbles. “Space. Got it.” 
“Good.” She nods. “And then when things go back to normal, you two can go back to pretending you’re not stupidly in love with each other.” 
Bob’s breath hitches. His heart kicks in his chest, stuttering into an uneven rhythm as he looks at her, eyes wide. 
She meets his gaze, unflinching—smug and all too knowing. 
“Please,” she says with a laugh. “It’s so obvious. Don’t even try to deny it.” 
He doesn’t. He can’t. His thoughts are spiralling too fast to land anywhere solid. 
He’s not stupid—he knows he’s in love with you. But the idea of you being in love with him? That feels impossible. 
You’re so passionate, so driven—maybe a little intense, but that’s what makes people follow you. It’s why he trusts you with his life. And, sure, you’re reckless sometimes, but never thoughtless. You lead with your whole heart, and Bob wouldn’t be who he is today without you. 
He knows you—your stories, your scars. He’s kept your secrets, walked with you through fire. Everything you carry—all the history, the experience, the baggage—you’ve never carried it alone. 
He’s been carrying it too. Willingly. 
Because you’ve always been the brightest thing in his life. And that’s exactly why he can’t imagine a world where someone like you could ever love someone like him. 
“Have you stopped breathing?” Natasha asks, brows drawn. 
Bob clears his throat, blinking until his vision refocuses. “Yeah—um, no. I’m okay.” 
She narrows her eyes. “You sure? You look pale.” 
“I am pale,” he says dryly, eyes dropping to his boots. 
She snorts softly as they keep walking, heading in the general direction of the base’s front offices. 
“You coming this weekend?” she asks after a beat. 
Bob frowns. “Where?” 
“Hangman’s birthday.” 
Right. Jake’s birthday party. At a club. Not exactly Bob’s scene. 
“I don’t know, it—” 
“You can’t bail just because you hate clubbing,” she cuts in. “It’s not just another weekend—it’s his birthday. You don’t have to drink, just show up for a couple hours.” 
Bob sighs, still watching his boots move with each step. He knows he’s going. He hates it, but he’ll go. He’s too polite, too well-raised—and Jake is his friend. 
“Yeah,” he mutters. “I’ll come for a bit.” 
“Great,” Nat grins. “Then at least I’ll have you, if Lucky’s still in her mood.” She pauses, tipping her head thoughtfully. “That’s if she even comes.” 
After swinging by base office to pick up the squad mail—since Maverick was too busy today—Natasha drives Bob home. The car ride is quieter than usual, and Nat knows Bob is still trapped in his own head, but she doesn’t press. 
Once home, Bob goes through the usual motions. He strips off his uniform, showers, changes into sweats, and starts making himself dinner. The only step missing is the one where he usually gets off with your name on his lips. 
God, he knows it’s depraved, but he can’t help it. Especially now that you’re stationed on the same damn base. 
Well, except today. Today he can help it, because the guilt weighs heavier than usual. He knows something’s wrong—and he has a sinking feeling it’s something he did. He just can’t figure out what. 
His first thought was that stupid photo he sent—the one with him in moose boxers. He wishes he could say he had no clue what he was thinking, but God, he did. He was thinking that maybe you wouldn’t realise he was sending a damn thirst trap if it carried some other meaning. Some nostalgic, almost innocent meaning. Maybe you’d see it as a joke but still catch the way he was tensing—so fucking hard—in the mirror. Maybe there’d be a moment where he wasn’t just your best friend, but someone you could want for something more. 
“Fuck,” Bob mutters, pressing his forehead against the cold fridge door. “What is wrong with me?” 
Embarrassed doesn’t even begin to cover it. That photo was a lapse in judgment—a desperate Hangman move to get you to look at him differently. And God, did it backfire. 
Cute? You called him cute. 
He shakes his head. Sure, the boxers weren’t exactly sexy, but cute?! 
He wishes he could rewind and stop himself before he became that much of an idiot. But that’s just what you do to him. You make him stupid. That’s been the story since the day he first met you. 
Back at the academy, he was smitten—instantly, though shy at first, a little guarded. Until you wore him down. It didn’t take long before he was snorting at your stupid jokes, grinning like an idiot every time you caught his eye, and spending countless nights in the study hall with you and your secret snacks, sharing headphones. 
Then came flight school. Different tracks—him training as an NFO, you training to be a pilot—meant less time together. But still, you stayed close. You found ways to sneak off, to steal moments, naïvely planning futures that felt just within reach. 
Almost everyone assumed you were a thing, but whenever Bob corrected them, it turned into a whole different game. 
He got so sick of being asked for your number that he started making up ridiculous excuses. 
‘Sorry, she doesn’t have a phone.’ 
‘I would, but it’s encrypted.’ 
‘She only uses Morse code.’ 
‘Do you have any carrier pigeons?’ 
When you both deployed after the FRS, he felt almost relieved. Almost. Until he realised that with him halfway across the world, there was nothing but the relentless demands of military life standing between you and finding a boyfriend—or worse, a husband. 
But as fate would have it—or perhaps dumb luck—you both ended up stationed on North Island together. Single. Very single, as you’d told Jake before shutting him down completely. 
And God, Bob wants nothing more than to make you very un-single, very fucking attached to him. But he just can’t find the guts to do it—not when it might blow up in his face and ruin years of friendship, a bond so precious he’d do anything to protect it. 
If there’s even a bond left to protect. Because right now, Bob Floyd is pretty damn sure you hate him. For something he can’t even remember doing. 
The chime of the oven timer startles him out of his thoughts. He spins around, turns off the heat, grabs a dish towel, and carefully pulls the tray of lasagna out. He lets it cool while cueing up the next Nat Geo doc he’s been wanting to watch, making a little nest of pillows on the couch before settling in with the lasagna in his lap. 
He eats quickly, eyes flicking between the screen, his dinner, and his phone buzzing incessantly on the coffee table. He can tell it’s the group chat, but the messages are popping up too fast to follow. From what he can gather, you’re all talking about Jake’s birthday party. 
When he’s finished eating, he takes his plate to the kitchen, rinses it half-heartedly, and returns to the lounge. He grabs his phone off the table and flops forward onto the cushions, sprawled across the couch, propped up on his elbows as he scrolls through the chat. 
It’s mostly Jake and Javy arguing about their big birthday plans, broken up by Mickey and Reuben’s commentary, Natasha’s sharp little quips, and Bradley just reacting to every second message like he’s not even reading. 
And then... there’s you. 
It started when Nat made some snarky remark about Jake wearing a sparkly suit so no one forgets it’s his birthday. You replied with an innocent comment about not knowing what to wear, and Natasha—naturally—told you to send options. 
So you did. 
The first photo is a mirror selfie in a deep red satin slip dress that barely hits mid-thigh. The fabric clings to your hips and gapes at the chest—like it was designed to slip off a shoulder. One hand holds your phone, the other casually throwing up a peace sign, as if you’re not standing there wrapped in something that could pass for a napkin. 
Bob’s mouth goes dry. His eyes go wide. And he stares for just a little too long. 
The second photo isn’t a selfie—it’s been taken by someone else. Probably on the night you last wore the glittery silver dress. The flash is on and the image is a little blurry, catching you from behind, turning with a smile thrown over your shoulder. There’s a glimpse of thigh, the bare slope of your back, and a glint in your eye that knocks the air out of him. 
He exhales so hard it turns into a groan. With a slight wince, he shifts and adjusts his sweatpants, already regretting every choice that’s led him to this moment. 
The next one is back in the mirror. You’re leaning against your dresser—just out of frame, but Bob knows exactly what your room looks like. The dress is little, black, and absolutely criminal. It fits like sin and leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination. 
If Bob were standing, he’d need to sit down. But he’s already on the couch, lying down with his now painfully hard dick pressed into the cushions. How the hell do you do this to him with just a few photos? 
The last one is a close-up selfie in your bathroom mirror. The flash is on and you’re standing close, angling the camera low to catch the way the fabric dips between your breasts and hugs your waist like a secret. There’s hardly any of your face in frame—just the hint of a smirk. 
“God,” Bob growls, dropping his head—and his phone—as his hips begin to grind into the cushions. 
This is insane. You are dangerous. Surely you know what you’re doing. You can’t be that naïve. 
He almost hates that the whole squad is watching too—seeing you like this, picturing you in the ways Bob has been picturing you for years. 
With another low groan, he shifts onto his back and stares at the ceiling. After a moment, he shuts his eyes—and instead of pushing them away, he lets every perverted thought he’s ever had of you wash over him. 
Your body draped in that silky red dress. Your lips curled into that sinful little smirk. Your legs, on full display in those ridiculously short skirts. 
He pictures you as he slips his hand beneath his sweats, fingers wrapping around his painfully hard, leaking length—stroking once, then twice. His breath stutters. His free hand grips the cushion beside him, trying to ground himself as his hips lift ever so slightly, chasing more friction. 
He imagines you climbing into his lap, all warm skin and wicked intent, whispering some teasing little comment that sends blood rushing so hard through his body he thinks he might actually lose it. 
His cheeks burn and his heart races, desire and need building in his chest until it’s almost too hard to breathe. 
His breath catches when he pictures you arching into him—skin slick with sweat, hands tangled in his hair, whispering his name like a prayer. 
He ruts up into his hand again, faster this time, lips parted and eyes still shut tight. 
His movements grow faster. Rougher. Desperate. 
God, he knows he shouldn’t—he knows even now—but he can’t stop. 
He pictures your body beneath his—soft gasps filling the air, lips parted, eyes fluttering closed. His hands on your tits, your hips, your ass—anywhere he can reach. Everywhere. Branding you like you’re his to keep. And— 
His body seizes, muscles going tight as pleasure crashes over him in hot, dizzying waves. He spills into his sweats, hips still moving, rutting up and down, chasing the fading heat until all that’s left is a breathless ache. 
“Fuck,” he rasps, collapsing onto the cushions, skin flushed, heart hammering. 
He lies there for a few minutes—sticky and spent—as guilt creeps in... but so does a sharp, undeniable hunger for more. 
Eventually, the insistent buzzing of his phone cuts through the post-orgasm haze, and he reaches for it with his free hand, grabbing it from where it fell beside him on the couch. 
The group chat is still alive with a flood of inappropriate comments and ridiculous emojis from Mickey—all thanks to your photos. Everyone’s got an opinion on which dress you should wear, most leaning toward the last one with the low neckline. 
Then, at the bottom of the thread, Natasha’s name pops up again: ‘Bob, your opinion?’ 
Bob huffs a small, humourless laugh. 
Yeah. His opinion is painted on the inside of his fucking sweatpants. 
- You - 
You only agreed to go to Jake’s birthday because you were pretty sure Bob wouldn’t. 
Okay, that’s not the only reason—Jake’s your friend, and you’re not about to bail on his birthday just because you’re emotionally fragile. But knowing Bob probably wouldn’t show? Yeah, that made it a lot easier to say yes. 
Bob’s never enjoyed clubbing—not that you can blame him—but on top of that, it’s been a weird week. You’ve softened a little, but not much. You stopped shooting him scathing looks or cutting him off mid-sentence, but you’ve still been avoiding him 
You remembered how to laugh with the others—how to joke around—because the squad didn’t do anything wrong. They didn’t deserve to suffer just because Bob said the wrong thing and you’re too hurt to deal with it. 
But Bob? You refuse to be left alone with him. You don’t speak to him unless you absolutely have to. You don’t ask him questions. You don’t meet his gaze—no matter how many times he tries to catch yours. 
Not that he’s trying all that hard anymore. If anything, he seems… quiet. Sad. Distant in a way that twists something sharp in your chest. Like he’s pulling back. Giving you space. Like he’s trying not to upset you. 
And maybe that should make you feel better. Or worse. You’re not sure. 
Either way, you know it’s childish. The guilt’s been gnawing at you all week. But every time you start to feel too bad, you remember what he said. How he really sees you. The way he talked about you like you were a problem. Like you were too much. And then the guilt dies out. 
Because why should you feel bad when he’s the one who decided you were too intense? Too reckless? Just… baggage? 
He doesn’t care about you—not the way you care about him. He doesn’t even like you. Not really. 
You’re not even sure why he’s sulking so much. If he never really liked you, why does it matter? 
“Holy shit, Lucky,” Jake drawls the second you step out of the cab. “All this for me?” 
The dress you settled on isn’t tight, but it moves like liquid when you walk—clinging here, skimming there, draping in all the right places. It’s black, sleek, and cut low at the front, dipping between your breasts just enough to make anyone looking forget what they were saying. 
The fabric is soft and slinky, catching the light in subtle waves as it shifts around your body. The hem flirts with the tops of your thighs—high enough to turn heads, low enough to play innocent if you really wanted to. There’s a slit up one side, just enough to show off a teasing flash of leg when you walk—or more, if you’re not careful. Paired with your favourite boots and a gold choker around your neck, the whole look whispers danger and dares someone to ask what you’re doing later. 
“Not just for you, Seresin,” you smirk. “But since it’s your birthday, I’ll let you look all you want.” 
You step up and give him a hug, mumbling ‘Happy Birthday’ against his chest as his hand drops just a little lower than it should. 
“You look fucking hot,” Nat says when you turn to her. 
“All for you, baby.” 
She grins. “I knew you’d be mine tonight. Wanna get out of here?” 
“Show me the way.” 
You both start giggling, linking hands as you make your way down the little footpath toward the club’s front entrance. 
“Wait, nobody move,” Mickey calls from behind. “If this is a dream, I don’t want to wake up.” 
There’s a soft thump, followed by a little whine—probably Reuben or Bradley smacking him over the head. 
“We couldn’t all fit in the cab,” Nat says. “So Bob’s picking up Coyote. Might be a little late, though.” 
Your heart stutters. “Bob—Bob’s coming?” 
She nods, brow furrowing. “Of course. It’s Hangman's birthday.” 
“Oh.” You swallow hard, suddenly hyperaware of every inch of skin—which is a lot—on display. “Cool. Cool. That’s cool.” 
“Is it?” she asks, laughter creeping into her voice. 
You give her a tight smile and nod a little too quickly—not at all panicked. 
“Oh, boy,” she sighs, slowing to a stop in front of the club doors. “This is going to be a fun night.” 
The club is busy, but not overcrowded. There are two bars and two dancefloors, one on either side of an open-roof courtyard scattered with tall bar tables and several large booths along the back wall. Out here, the music isn’t too loud—which must be the point. 
Javy has managed to reserve one of the booths for the squad, while the rest of Jake’s friends—who make up most of the bar crowd—hover around the high tables, some already drifting onto the dancefloors. It’s not early, but it’s not quite late either. The DJs—one for each floor—haven’t started dropping bangers yet, but from the vibe so far, it’s clear this place gets wild. 
“My first birthday request,” Jake says as you all settle into the booth, “is a round of shots. No pussies.” 
There’s a round of laughter, a groan from Natasha, and a cheer from Mickey. You, meanwhile, are more than happy to get some liquid courage into your system as soon as possible. Ideally, you’ll be halfway to shit-faced by the time Bob shows up—just enough to shut your goddamn nerves up. 
A few minutes later, Jake returns with a tray of tiny glasses, each filled with that golden liquid you know is going to burn. Jake Seresin and his fucking Fireball. 
“To Bagman,” Natasha says, raising her shot. 
Everyone follows. “To Bagman!” 
You wince as the cinnamon heat scorches down your throat, hitting your empty stomach like a lick of flame. Jake slams his glass down with a grin, Mickey gags, Reuben grimaces, and Bradley and Natasha sink their liquor with concerningly straight faces. 
Bradley disappears then to get the first round of proper drinks while Jake launches into a story about his wild thirtieth—offering more detail than anyone asked for, and definitely more than anyone needed. 
You laugh along with the others, chiming in here and there, but your eyes keep drifting to the door. Every time it swings open, your heart gives a stupid little jolt—only to sink again when it’s not him. 
You try not to let it show. Try stay present, sipping your drink and throwing in the occasional sarcastic comment, but your thoughts keep circling. 
Is he still coming? Did he change his mind because of you? What’s he going to think of this ridiculous little dress? 
You shake off the spiralling questions, turning your attention back to the table just as Mickey launches into a story about his own latest birthday—which involved more tequila, less pants, and at least one stolen golf cart. 
After finishing your first drink, you excuse yourself to the bathroom—partly because you sculled a litre of water before coming, and partly because you want to check yourself before Bob arrives. It’s dumb, but you don’t care. You might be mad at him, but you still want to make his jaw drop. 
And if this dress does anything right, it’s making jaws hit the floor. 
You walk down the short hall, passing one of the dancefloors. There are two large doors marked as accessible toilets, then the men’s, and finally the women’s. You slip inside, duck into a stall, pee quickly, and wash your hands. 
The mirrors in the women’s room, though, are annoyingly small and set far too high. You can barely see below your collarbones—even when you jump, which is definitely not recommended in this dress. With a frustrated huff, you step back out and slip into one of the accessible toilets—surely that’ll have a mirror a little lower? 
The accessible bathroom is spacious and way nicer than the regular stalls. There’s a black marble vanity bathed in soft, glowing light, plenty of grab rails lining the walls, and—best of all—a full-length mirror stretching from floor to ceiling, perfect for a proper once-over. 
You check your dress, adjusting how it sits on your shoulders and hips, then give a little twirl. You push your boobs up just a touch, swipe beneath your eye for any smudged mascara, and slip back out into the club. 
You weave your way through the crowd, the bass humming beneath your feet. There are more people now—hovering near the bars, drifting between dancefloors. You try to ignore the looks you’re getting, but a little shiver still rattles down your spine. You feel seen. Too seen. 
Maybe this dress wasn’t the best idea. 
You step into the courtyard and glance up, spotting the booth where your friends are and— 
Bob. 
He’s standing just in front of it, half-turned away, arms folded as he talks to someone inside the booth. And thank God for the distraction, because holy shit—you can’t stop staring. 
He looks... different. You’ve seen him in civilian clothes plenty of times before, but tonight? Tonight, those dark blue jeans cling just right to his long legs and criminally good ass. And that black long-sleeve button-up—jet black, just like your dress—looks like it’s seconds from bursting at the seams across his shoulders and arms. It’s sharp, clean, and a devastating contrast to the flight suit you’re so used to seeing him in. 
And then there are those dorky cowboy boots. Always the boots. Somehow they just make it worse. Make him more him. And that makes your thighs clench. 
Then, slowly, he turns. It’s casual at first… until he sees you. 
His jaw drops. Literally. His eyes go wide. 
He looks like a deer in headlights. No—worse. He looks like someone just hit him in the chest with a defibrillator. You’re not even sure he’s breathing. 
It takes everything in you to keep your pace steady, your expression neutral—to walk across the courtyard like your knees aren’t about to give out. 
Not that he’s looking at your face. Not until you’re standing right in front of him. 
“Bob,” you say, voice tight, before turning sharply toward Javy. “Coyote!” 
Javy’s eyes go wide as he takes you in—then flick toward poor, frozen, shell-shocked Bob—before his mouth splits into a hesitant grin. 
“Lucky,” he says, wrapping an arm around you. “You look—I mean, that dress—” 
“Save it, big fella,” you laugh. “I’m sure Hangman will make up for it with a dozen inappropriate comments once he’s had a few more drinks.” 
Javy chuckles, shaking his head. “I’m sure he will.” 
You slip into the booth and settle beside Natasha, taking a sip from the straw of the drink she slides your way. 
Bob is still standing there. He hasn’t said a word. You’re still not sure he’s breathing. He’s just staring—eyes wide, dark, and so full of something you can practically feel them dragging over your skin. 
Okay—maybe this dress was a good idea. 
After another round of drinks—and another of shots—everyone’s feeling a lot looser. Except Bob. 
He’s nursing his coke with a tight jaw, his eyes flicking between you and whoever’s currently taking their turn staring at your boobs. It’s usually Jake. 
And as much as you’d love to enjoy making him suffer, you’re not entirely sure what’s going on with him. You can’t tell if he’s pissed that you’ve been cold all week or feeling—undeservingly—protective because you’re wearing more birthday suit than dress. Either way, the way he’s looking at you is… unnerving. Almost feral. 
His attention makes your skin prickle, your pulse jump. Because behind his eyes is something dark. Something dangerous. Something you’re not used to seeing in Bob. 
So, like any emotionally well-adjusted person, you do the obvious thing and suggest another round of shots. 
You’ve just swallowed your third nip of Fireball when you hear a frighteningly familiar voice rise over the thrum of music. 
“Hangman!” he exclaims. “Happy birthday, bro!” 
Your stomach drops. It’s him. The guy Bob was talking to that night. 
Your eyes snap up, wide, landing on a familiar face you’ve known since flight school. 
Bob’s eyes are wide too—but not with surprise. No, his are flat, dark, brimming with something else entirely. Something heavy. Tense. Possessive. 
Something that doesn’t look like Bob at all. 
“Harvard!” Jake grins, standing and leaning across the table to shake the guy’s hand. 
They greet each other with loud enthusiasm before Brigham turns to the rest of the group—saying hello, smiling, working his way around. 
He saves you for last. And you’re not nearly naïve enough to pretend you don’t know why. 
“Lucky,” he says, drawing out the last syllable as his gaze drops straight to your chest. “Lookin’ good, darlin’.” 
“Thanks,” you reply, plastering on your sweetest smile. “Wanna sit?” 
Brigham has the choice of sitting beside either you or Bob, and with the way Bob’s trying to telepathically murder him—and the way your tits are sitting—it’s no surprise he chooses you. 
“You know,” he says as he settles in, “I was just talking to Bobby about you the other day.” 
Your heart lurches, but you keep your expression steady. 
“Really?” you ask, voice thick with faux shock. “Bobby didn’t tell me that.” 
Brigham chuckles. “Yeah, I bet. I think Bob’s been tryin’ to keep you all to himself.” 
Bob’s scowl falters, a flicker of something—maybe worry—flashing across his face. Your heart stutters again. But then those words echo in your head, and with a sly smile, you shift a little closer to Brigham. 
Okay, sure, you’re not attracted to the man—like, at all. In fact, you’re not attracted to anyone whose name doesn’t start with Robert, end in Floyd, and come with a pair of wide, dark blue eyes in the middle. But if it’s going to get under Bob’s skin? A little flirting can’t hurt. 
After all, he’s the one who called you reckless. 
“Well, Harvard,” you say, leaning in. “Fortunately for you, I don’t belong to anyone. And if you’re feelin’ lucky… maybe later I’ll let you feel real lucky.” 
Javy, sitting across from you, chokes on his drink—coughing and spluttering into his hand as everyone turns toward him with confused eyes. 
Except Bob. Bob’s stare doesn’t move from where your hand rests on Brigham’s arm. 
You spend the next hour pressed against Brigham, nodding along as he talks about his latest deployment. Apparently, he’s just returned to North Island. After the special detachment—the one with the Dagger Squad—he was sent back to his original squadron, then reassigned here and there before finally landing back in San Diego. 
You couldn’t repeat a single detail if your life depended on it. Because all you’ve been able to focus on is Bob. 
The way he keeps glancing over, the way his posture shifts every time Brigham leans closer, the sharp tick in his jaw. His knuckles are white around a lukewarm bottle of coke, and he hasn’t said more than a few words since Brigham sat down. 
The more you drink, the bolder you feel. You start meeting Bob’s gaze when you catch it—at least, when it’s not locked on Brigham—and every time you do, your pulse jumps. And with each slow, alcohol-fuelled beat, the urge to confront him grows. To finally ask what the hell he meant that night. To find out if your friendship actually means anything to him—if it ever meant anything at all. 
But just as you part your lips to speak, Jake jumps up and declares it’s time to hit the dancefloor. 
You cling to that interruption like a lifeline. 
Because as you slide out of the booth and watch Bob disappear into the crowd—heading toward the bathrooms, not the dancefloor—you realise confronting him now, like this, is only going to end badly. 
The music shifts as you step onto the dancefloor—heavier bass, deeper tempo, something slow enough to roll your hips to and fast enough to forget why you’re here. Lights flicker overhead, casting streaks of colour as you melt into the crowd. Brigham finds you in the haze, hands landing low on your hips like it’s second nature, and you don’t bother correcting him. Even if it feels… wrong. 
You sway with the rhythm, arms draped loosely around his shoulders, fingertips grazing the hair at his nape. You laugh at something he says—not that you heard it—but the sound slips easily enough from your lips. 
For a moment, it’s easy to pretend—until you see him. 
Bob. 
He’s leaning against the far wall just beyond the edge of the dancefloor, half-turned toward Bradley like he’s part of the conversation—but he’s not. His posture’s easy, arms folded, one boot crossed over the other. But even from across the room, he doesn’t quite fit. 
Sweet, awkward Bob. All long limbs and stormy eyes in a neon-drenched club that makes no sense around him. His body’s turned toward his friend, but his eyes? 
They’re on you. Locked. Unmoving. 
There’s something electric in his stare. Not soft, not sweet—hungry. It holds you there, stills your breath, makes the air around you feel thicker. He’s not blinking. He’s not smiling. He’s just watching, like you’re the only thing in the room. 
And you feel it. 
The heat rising up your neck. The low, tight pull in your belly. That wild, reckless urge that’s been coiled in your chest since he walked in. 
So you play it up. You let your head tip back, let your body roll with the bass, just a little slower, a little deeper. You lean closer to Brigham, letting your fingers trail down the front of his chest like you’re having fun—like you’re not thinking about Bob at all. 
But you can still feel that stare. Like it’s touching you. Burning through you. 
When your eyes find his again, he still hasn’t moved. 
The beat throbs under your heels. Brigham’s hands stay loose on your hips. The lights flash, the alcohol hums in your blood—but none of it matters. One song blends into the next. Bob never looks away. 
You try not to keep looking. But you do. Because the longer you stay on that dancefloor with a man you don’t care about, the longer Bob stares. 
Still against the wall. Still pretending to talk. Still watching you. 
So—after three boring songs—you smile, tilt your head, and let your hand trail down Brigham’s chest again, moving slower, closer. 
You catch a flicker of movement in your periphery. And when you glance over again, Bob is gone. Your heart skips, but before you can even fully turn, fingers wrap around your wrist—warm, firm, unrelenting. 
Then he’s there. Beside you. 
He moves quickly, taking you with him as he strides across the dancefloor with dark eyes and a clenched jaw, weaving through the crowd like it isn’t there. He looks out of place—so out of place—but he doesn’t care. Not now. Not with purpose in every step and his hand on you like he’s never letting go. 
He doesn’t say a word. Just pulls. 
Past dancing strangers, through the heavy heat of the club, and into the dim hallway outside the bathrooms—where the music dulls just enough, the air shifts, and suddenly there’s only the two of you. 
He lets go of your wrist like it burns him. “What the hell are you doing?” 
You blink. “Excuse me?” 
Bob’s chest rises and falls, his eyes wild. “What—What are you doing?” 
“What’s your problem?” you bite back. 
“My—? My problem?!” His voice pitches up as he drags a hand through his hair. He laughs once—dry and disbelieving. “I—I don’t know. I wish I knew. But you’ve iced me out all week, and now you’re doing this?” 
“Doing what?” you demand. 
“This! This isn’t you! This is—it’s—I don’t know, it’s—” 
“Reckless?” you cut in. “Intense? Oh—sorry. Is my baggage showing?” 
He flinches. You see it—clear as day. Like the words punched him in the gut. 
You’ve never seen Bob like this—so worked up, so flustered, like he’s been holding something back for too long and it’s finally starting to slip. His jaw is tight, his cheeks are flushed, and there’s a fire in his eyes that doesn’t quite fit the Bob you know. 
He looks tense. Frustrated. On edge. Not at all like someone who doesn’t care. 
And that’s the most confusing part.  
“Why would you say that?” he asks, voice dropping, shoulders sagging. 
“I didn’t,” you reply. “You did. Last week.” 
He takes a deep breath and tips his head back, realisation settling heavy and hard. “God. Lucky,” he sighs. “I didn’t—” 
“Save it, Floyd,” you cut in, voice rising over the music. “I don’t want excuses. Or lies. If that’s how you really felt about me, you should have just said so. I wouldn’t have burdened you with my friendship all these years.” 
He shakes his head. “No. That’s not how I really feel. I—I didn’t mean those things, I just—” 
“Then why would you say it?” 
He hesitates, brow furrowing. “Why didn’t you tell me you overheard?” 
You huff, disbelieving, throwing your hands up. “Seriously? What would you have done if you heard me talking shit about you?” 
“I—” His breath catches, his eyes dropping to your chest, just for a second, before snapping back to your face. “I don’t know. But you should have said something. God. Lucky, you don’t understand.” 
You fold your arms—very aware of what that does to your breasts. “Understand what?” 
“That I’m in love with you,” he blurts out, each word sharp and undeniable. “I’ve been in love with you for years. Since the first day I met you. And I said those things because—because that’s what I do. I keep you to myself. I tell guys you don’t have a phone. Or that you’re gay. Or—or that you only communicate with fucking carrier pigeons.” 
Your breath catches sharp in your throat. Emotion rises in your chest, wild and fierce. The world feels unsteady, like you’re caught in a dream—sounds blur, lights twist and shimmer at the edges of your vision—and Bob fucking Floyd just told you he loves you.  
“I’m sorry I said those things,” he says, stepping forward, voice lower now. “But I’m also sorry I’ve lied to you for years. Because I love you more than you know. And—and I’ve cockblocked you more times than you know too.” 
His lips twitch into a nervous, watery smile—half proud, half terrified. His eyes are still wide, still a little dark, but now so full of hesitation it makes your heart ache. 
He’s never told you because he doesn’t think you love him back. Even now, he’s bracing for the blow. Waiting for the laugh, or the ‘let’s just be friends’ speech. 
God. He looks so sweet. So nervous. So heartbreakingly Bob Floyd—even in the middle of this stupid club with its stupid lights and its stupid music. 
Without a word, you grab his wrist and shove open the door to one of the accessible bathrooms. You step inside, drag him in after you, and let the door fall shut—sliding the lock into place with a sharp click that echoes like a gunshot. 
“What are you doing?” Bob asks, voice low, unsteady. 
He’s backed up near the vanity, caught in the soft overhead light. It sharpens the lines of his jaw, glints off his glasses, and makes his eyes look lighter—more exposed. He looks completely out of place here. Nervous. Overwhelmed. Already unravelling. 
“Making sure you can hear me,” you say, your voice softer now as you take a slow step forward. 
The room doesn’t feel nearly as spacious as it did earlier. The air is thick—charged and humming with everything unspoken, everything the two of you have been holding in. 
Bob nods. Barely. His hands twitch at his sides, his eyes glued to the floor—like he’s bracing for impact, waiting for the moment you let him down gently, tell him he’s just your friend and nothing more. 
You close the distance, lift a hand to his jaw, and tilt his face up—until he has no choice but to look at you. 
“I want you to hear me when I tell you that I’m in love with you too, Bob Floyd.” 
His eyes go wide. A breath escapes him in a soft, stunned gasp, his cheeks flushing even deeper. “You what?” 
“I love you,” you say, steadier now, lips curving into a soft, slow smile. “I always have. I don’t know how we both got so stupid, but God… I was wrecked when I heard you say those things. I love you so much I was ready to ask for reassignment just to get away. I love you so much I haven’t even thought about loving anyone else since the day I met you.” 
He blinks hard. His chest rises and falls like he’s forgotten how to breathe. 
“You love me?” 
“Yes, you idiot,” you say, fingers curling into the collar of his shirt. “Now fucking kiss me.” 
You pull him down—and he doesn’t hesitate. 
One hand grabs your waist, the other tangles in your hair as he crashes into you, mouth on yours like he’s been holding back for years. It’s not gentle. Not careful. It’s messy and breathless and full of all the things he never said. His lips are hot, desperate, a little clumsy at first—but God, he learns fast. 
You gasp against him, and he takes it like a reward, deepening the kiss as he walks you backward until your tailbone bumps the edge of the vanity. Then he’s lifting you—strong hands beneath your thighs, gripping like he’s afraid you’ll vanish—until you’re perched on the counter, legs parting to pull him in. 
The marble is cold beneath your bare skin, but his body is warm between your thighs. 
He kisses like he means it. Like he’s starved. Like he’s been on fire from the moment he saw you in that dress and now he’s finally letting himself burn. His hands are everywhere—your hips, your waist, your jaw. His mouth barely leaves yours, just enough to breathe before he’s right there again, hungrier this time. 
You twist your fingers in his hair and pull, and he groans—deep and low, like the sound was dragged straight from his chest. His glasses slip crookedly down his nose, but he doesn’t bother fixing them. You catch the way his eyes darken even further behind the askew lenses, wild and hungry. 
“This stupid dress,” he breathes against your lips, voice thick with want. 
His hands roam possessively beneath the fabric, fingers digging into your waist as he grinds his cock against you with a needy roll of his hips. You feel the thick, hard press of him right where you need it, and the heat between you sharpens—filthy, hungry, and impossible to ignore. 
“God, Lucky...” he rasps, voice rough as gravel, lips nipping at your neck. 
Your fingers find the collar of his shirt, fumbling with the buttons as his wet mouth trails along your collarbone. When he finally looks up, his glasses catch the light—glinting at a wild, crooked angle. 
“You look ridiculous,” you tease with a smirk. 
He flushes, just the slightest hint of insecurity flickering through his fierce gaze. 
“Ridiculously fucking sexy,” you whisper, leaning in, lips brushing his jaw. 
His hands explore with increasing urgency, and you arch into him, breathless and burning. 
“Lucky...” he growls, voice low and ragged. “I need you.” 
You pull him closer, heart pounding. “Then take me.” 
That’s all it takes. His hands are moving instantly, pushing your dress down over your shoulders in one fluid motion. Your bra follows—tugged down and discarded with zero ceremony—because he’s not wasting a second. 
Then he’s on you. Everywhere. 
His mouth is hot and open against your skin, dragging across your chest in feverish, reverent kisses. He palms your breasts like he’s dreamt about this—like he’s memorised them in his sleep—and he’s not shy about it either. His thumbs roll over your nipples, teasing until they’re tight and aching, and when you gasp, he hums like he’s pleased with himself. 
He nips your collarbone, teeth just shy of cruel, then licks away the sting as he trails lower—lips, tongue, breath—until he closes his mouth over your left nipple. 
Your hips jerk. You don’t mean to, but you can’t help it. Desperation coils hot and deep in your core, tightening with every flick of his tongue. 
His hand finds your other breast again, rougher now, pinching lightly at your nipple as he sucks, and you can feel his smirk even as his mouth stays latched to your skin 
“Bob—fuck,” you breathe, eyes fluttering shut. “Your mouth—” 
He pulls back just enough to blow cool air over your wet nipple, and your back arches, involuntary, like he’s got a string tied to your spine. 
“What was that?” he murmurs, lips brushing your skin. “You wanna fuck my mouth?” 
You groan again—louder, needier—as he shifts to your right breast and sucks hard, deep, slow, like he’s trying to ruin you one perfect kiss at a time. Your thighs clamp tight around his hips, grounding yourself against the pressure of his body, the friction of his jeans against your bare legs, the delicious hardness pressing between them. 
He moans into your skin, and the sound vibrates straight through you. 
“Bob—” you gasp, voice thin, shaky. “N-Need you. Now.” 
He finishes with a soft bite to your nipple that makes you jolt, then drags his mouth back up to yours—kissing you hard, deep, claiming. Your fingers tangle in his hair, tugging, rougher than you mean to. He groans again, like he likes the sting. 
Then he grinds against you. 
His hips roll forward, dragging the full, thick length of him right against your soaked core, and you gasp into his mouth. There’s too much friction, too much heat, not nearly enough relief. Your thighs twitch around him, clenching on instinct. 
“Bob,” you say again—this time low, warning, wrecked. 
“‘S okay,” he murmurs, lips brushing your cheek, your jaw, your throat. “I got you.” 
His hands slide down your body, slow and possessive, until they find your hips. He squeezes, hard—fingers digging in like he’s trying to anchor himself—and then pushes your dress up, bunching the soft fabric around your waist. And now there’s almost nothing between you. 
His breath catches. He pulls back just enough to look—and groans, deep and guttural. 
“You’re perfect,” he says, reverent and hungry all at once. Then his mouth is back on yours, more desperate this time, like he’s seconds from losing control. 
Your hands fumble at his shirt, yanking buttons through holes until you reach his belt. Your fingers work quickly, sliding the leather free, popping the button, lowering the zip. His hips buck forward when your hand brushes against him, thick and hot beneath his boxers. 
“Are you sure?” he rasps, voice barely holding together. 
You nod, breathless. “I’m sure.” 
His lips crash back to yours, and then his hands leave you for just a second—long enough to shove his jeans and briefs down past his hips—before they’re back, gripping your thighs, pulling you closer to the edge of the vanity. 
His thumbs dig into your skin, like he needs to feel you everywhere. And God, the bruises are going to kill you tomorrow—but you want every single one. 
You reach between your bodies, sliding your hand into the space between his low-slung jeans and your bare thighs. He jerks at the first touch—his breath catching, hips stuttering forward. 
“Fuck,” he chokes, voice ragged. His forehead drops to yours, like it’s the only thing keeping him upright. 
You wrap your fingers around him—hard, hot, thick—and stroke once, slow and firm. 
He groans, deep and broken. “Jesus, Lucky—don’t… don’t tease.” 
You bite back a grin, stroking again just to feel him twitch in your hand. “Then hurry up and fuck me.” 
That shatters whatever was left of his restraint. His hand finds the thin scrap of fabric between your legs and pushes it aside, fingers grazing through the wetness there. His breath hitches again. 
“You’re already—” He swallows hard. “God, you’re so wet.” 
He grips your hip, braces his other hand behind you on the counter, and meets your eyes—searching, asking—before he thrusts forward. 
Slow at first. Deliberate. Like he wants to feel every second of you stretching around him. 
You gasp, spine arching, mouth falling open. He’s thick, the stretch almost too much, but your body gives way like it’s been waiting for this. For him. 
“Holy shit,” he groans, jaw slack as he sinks into you. “You feel—fuck. So good. So good.” 
You clutch at his shoulders, nails digging in, and he starts to move—deep, rolling thrusts that drag moans from your throat before you can stop them. His glasses are still askew, fogging with heat, and you’re obsessed with how he looks like this—wrecked, gorgeous, utterly undone. 
His hands find your waist again, yanking you flush as he grinds into you with a frantic, desperate rhythm that makes your knees tremble. One hand drags up your side, fingertips blazing a slow path over your ribs before curling over the swell of your breast. 
He palms it—rough, reverent—thumb circling your nipple, making your back arch and pulling a gasp from your throat that turns into a whimper. 
“I love you,” he growls, voice low and wrecked, like the words are being dragged out of him. “So fucking much.” 
Your chest clenches, aching with it, echoing the coil twisting tighter and tighter low in your belly. 
“I love you,” you breathe, broken and shaky. 
He groans deep in his chest and starts moving faster, hips snapping into yours with relentless force. Each thrust drags a ragged moan from your lips, each one pulling you closer to the edge. The air is thick with sweat and sex and everything you’ve both kept buried for years. 
His glasses slip lower down his nose, his hair damp with sweat, his face flushed and wild—completely wrecked. He looks at you like he can’t believe you’re real. Like he’s never going to let you go. 
You tilt your head back and moan—loud, shameless—the sound echoing through the bathroom with the obscene slap of skin on skin. Then your eyes lock again, and it’s too much—too hot, too filthy, too intimate. You're cock-drunk and completely gone for him, mouth parted, breath hitching as you fall apart in real time. 
He crashes his mouth to yours again, slower now—deeper—like he wants to kiss you into the fucking walls. One hand still works your breast, kneading, tugging, pinching, while the other dips low, his fingers finding your clit and rubbing fast, messy circles that have you shuddering. 
“Fuck,” you gasp, choking on the word. “Bob—I’m gonna—” 
“Yeah?” he pants, voice ragged. “You—you gonna cum? I’ve got you.” 
His thrusts grow harder, deeper, rougher—like he’s pounding the words into you, like he wants you to feel them everywhere. You’re soaked and stretched and it’s so good you almost sob. 
The noises are filthy—wet and desperate, breathless moans and frantic grunts—and neither of you care. Not here. Not now. Not when this is everything you’ve both been craving for years. 
“Oh God,” he groans, breath hot against your throat. “You feel so fucking good. You’re gonna ruin me.” 
You’re both panting, chasing the edge, clinging to each other like you’ll fall apart without it. He pulls back just enough to see your face, and that look—wrecked, awe-struck, completely fucking gone—undoes you. 
Your orgasm hits like a wave crashing through your spine, your vision going white, your legs locking around him as your whole body shakes. 
Bob’s right behind you—one, two more thrusts—and then he’s groaning low, spilling inside you as he buries his face in your neck, thrusting through it, riding the high with you. You're both shaking, bodies slick, hearts pounding, still grinding, still desperate, still needing to be closer. 
For a long moment, neither of you moves. You just breathe—ragged, uneven, hot against each other’s skin. 
His arms are locked around you, like he’s afraid you might vanish if he lets go. You’re wrapped around him just as tight, hands curled into the back of his shirt, legs still trembling around his waist. The air is thick with sweat and heat and the fading pulse of music beyond the walls. 
He lifts his head just enough to press his forehead to yours, his glasses askew, his cheeks flushed. You brush damp hair from his face and lean in to kiss him—slow this time, warm and open and sweet. He kisses you back like it’s all he’s ever known. 
“I love you,” you whisper again, holding him like you mean it. Because you do. God, you do. 
He presses a kiss to your temple, then your cheek, then your jaw. Slower now. Softer. Like he’s memorising you. 
Eventually, you both start to move—reluctantly, lazily—helping each other straighten up, clean up. His hands are gentle as he eases your dress back down over your hips, as he finds your bra and helps you put it back on. You button his shirt for him, laughing quietly at the wrinkled fabric and the way his belt is still half-undone. 
It’s domestic. Intimate. Something about it makes your chest ache. 
You smooth your palms over his chest. He tucks a strand of hair behind your ear. And even though you’re dressed again, neither of you can stop touching—little brushes, lingering hands, kisses that start slow and deepen fast. 
You’re trying to leave when his back hits the bathroom door with a soft thud, and you lean into him, mouth pressed to his. It’s messy again—smiling, hungry, all teeth and tongue and breathless sounds you wouldn’t dare make for anyone else. 
He laughs into your mouth. “If we don’t leave now,” he murmurs, “we’re never leaving.” 
You kiss the corner of his smile. “Fine by me.” 
But then—he stills. Just slightly. And he looks at you like he’s falling all over again. 
His chest rises against yours, breathless still, and then— 
“Marry me,” he says. Low. Unfiltered. Like he couldn’t hold it in if he tried. 
Your heart stumbles. Your breath catches. 
You pull back just far enough to look at him—really look at him. He doesn’t look nervous this time. Just… open. Sure. Like it’s the most natural thing in the world to ask. 
“Bob…” 
“I’m serious,” he says, cupping your jaw. “Marry me.” 
You blink, the world slowly tilting off-axis. 
“I want you—no, fuck that,” he leans closer, voice rough with feeling, “I need you. Forever. And if we can’t have forever, then just give me this lifetime. I want to marry you. I want everyone to know that you’re mine, and I’m yours.” 
He’s so honest, so sure, that for a second you forget how to breathe. You’ve never felt this much love in your life. You didn’t even know this much love existed. And the craziest part is... it doesn’t even feel that crazy. You’ve known Bob for so long that the only missing piece of the puzzle was this. Now you’re whole. You’re perfect—together. It's always been Bob, and it always will be. 
So what’s the point in waiting? What’s the point in dragging it out? You already know him. You need him. You… want to marry him too. 
You step in closer, holding his face between your hands. “I am yours, Bob Floyd. In this lifetime and every lifetime.” 
He swallows, hard. “Is—is that—?” 
“That’s a yes,” you say, grinning, before pushing up onto your toes and crashing your mouth against his. 
He kisses you back with wild, joyful fervour, his arms locking around your waist as he lifts you clean off the ground, making you yelp into his mouth. If this is a dream, you don’t want to wake up. Not ever. Because in this moment, you have everything—everything—you’ve ever wanted. Everything you’ll ever need. 
When he finally sets you down, you pull back just enough to catch your breath—both of you panting, grinning like idiots, completely wrecked and radiant. 
“Can’t believe you just proposed to me in a club bathroom,” you say, smirking. 
Bob rolls his eyes, bashful smile tugging at his lips. “Can’t believe you just said yes.” 
You’re just about to kiss him again when— 
Bang, bang, bang. 
“Bob!” Jake’s voice cuts through the door. “Lucky! Are you two in there?” 
Bob freezes. His smile drops. His cheeks flush a deep, immediate red. “Oh no.” 
“We heard… noises,” Javy adds, barely holding back a laugh. “Are you okay?” 
Your eyes go wide, mortified and gleeful all at once, your hand already moving to the lock. 
“What are you doing?” Bob hisses, catching your wrist. 
You glance at him, lips twitching. “What are we supposed to do? Live in here now?” 
“Yes?” he says, eyes wide. “Or wait at least twenty more minutes?” 
You snort, then gently pry his hand from yours and lace your fingers through his. “Relax, Bob,” you murmur. “At least now they’ll know what a woman sounds like when she’s getting properly fucked.” 
Bob makes a strangled noise somewhere between a cough and a gasp, his face flushing bright crimson. And with that, you unlock the door and swing it open to reveal the entire squad loitering just outside, trying very badly to look casual and not like they’ve been eavesdropping at all. 
Jake’s eyebrows shoot up, eyes sparkling. “Well, damn. Guess that answers that.” 
Bradley whistles low, laughter threading through it. Phoenix raises a single eyebrow. Javy coughs awkwardly into his hand. Mickey and Reuben just stare, jaws practically on the floor. 
Bob inches behind you, as if hiding could protect him from the coming torrent of teasing. 
You just smile sweetly and squeeze his fingers. “Hey, pervs. Get a good show?” 
Jake chuckles. “Only caught the second act, unfortunately. But damn, Bobby, didn’t know you had it in you to make a woman moan like that.” 
Bob closes his eyes, breathing deep as his free hand squeezes your waist. 
“What was all that murmuring before you opened the door?” Javy asks, brow furrowed. “We couldn’t make it out.” 
You lift a brow. “Oh, you didn’t have a cup pressed to the door?” 
Mickey chuckles sheepishly, holding up an empty glass. 
“God,” you gasp, laughing softly. “Do any of you know the meaning of boundaries?” 
“Lucky, you just fucked Floyd in a club bathroom,” Reuben says, smirking. “And you’re going to lecture us about boundaries?” 
Your cheeks flush, heart pounding hard against your throat. “Actually, I just got engaged to Floyd in a club bathroom. And it was very romantic. Including the sex. So, if you’ll excuse us, I’d like to go home and let this man properly ruin me until I can’t remember how to fly a goddamn jet.” 
You hear Bob choke behind you—on nothing but air—and you don’t even have to look to know his whole face is flaming red. 
But it works. The squad goes quiet, all of them staring—wide-eyed, slack-jawed, somewhere between stunned and delighted. 
You give them one last cheeky grin before pulling Bob away. 
“But it’s my birthday!” Jake calls after you, smirk audible in his voice. “I was supposed to get fucked in the bathroom!” 
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dandydilfdiddler · 4 hours ago
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I had to scream about this
Oh my god, I have just gotten 2 comments on one of my fics on AO3 in the Top Gun fandom that related to how much they liked the research in the fic. In all transparency it is 100% the research IRL I did in biological oceanography, it just worked as the premise for the fic to add some background for the reader insert so it wasn't so bland and two dimensional.
And to get 2 comments about the research? I am losing my goddamn mind. I poured my heart and soul into research my whole life surrounding this topic (only a small pivot within the last year but in the same biological conservation area) and people found it interesting? This is the biggest win a researcher could have in all honesty.
I want to shout it from the hills. I want to email my old PI's and tell them that 2 more people found our work cool. I want to text all my old lab friends and yell about it. I can't because I know for a fact these are the kinds of people that don't know what AO3 is and probably will not get fandom space so I am shouting it into this void.
SciComm is one of my passions, I got a minor in it. I wrote for all of my undergrad for my school's newsletter to try and get easily accessible science out in a way that made people want to read it. I feel like I won at this, because this fic isn't anywhere near in the area of science. It was just two people who liked the main pair and decided to take a chance.
I don't know the correct procedure and decorum for comments besides responding back, but to my commenters, you have made my whole fucking life.
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and shout out to my beautiful and amazing commenter that made me laugh so hard I almost broke a rib
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You fucking slaughtered me with the last one. We are now pivoting from my doom scrolling to read all your Bob works I can before I need to go to sleep for work tomorrow. Let’s play the age-old game of chicken, I can read all this and get enough sleep to function ☺️
Oh god jealousy as a tag
Oh, fucking helllllllllllll too young as a tag. Yep. I am SAT
Furiously writing notes to pretend that this would work irl “You, in that damn sundress and those ridiculous cowboy boots that shouldn’t be giving Bob a semi in the middle of the goddamn bar.”
I love when Bob gets annoyed at others antics when it comes to a reader insert. Like yes, please, be possessive.
Yes Nat, you fucking tell them. A GIRL’S GIRL!
Oooooooo tension! A date that ain’t with Bob. Already we are setting up for that jealousy tag and I am on the edge of my seat
Jake is an antagonistic little shit and the way you write the team dynamic is how I aspire to write for multiple characters being in focus at once
“Bob’s jaw twitches. His teeth are clenched so tight it hurts, but he can’t relax—not with that guy’s hand on your hip, fingers digging into the soft fabric like he has some right to touch you. Like you belong to him.” Dropping to my knees and barking like I want it. Already. This. Yummy. This is what my creative writing teacher would call an A+ at show not tell
“He lives for it.” Heart ripped out and thrown across the room because this is delicious and also OUCH
Okay, Reuben this is fic #2 you are a good wingman. I love you once again I give a lil friendly smooch on your forehead for being a catalyst to try and shove Bob and I together like a toddler ramming their doll’s faces
Fuckkkkk. If I had a peen, it would be hard at “You’re young—too young.” Something about those lil (or big… who said that) gaps that are just the right side of making one person feel like a creep are my Achillies heel. I know it’s toxic. I know it’s bad. But good god I am called DILF diddler as a username for a reason. I wanna be that controversially young girlfriend. I started to listen to fucking ethel cain and lana del rey because they are apparently the sirens of this sorta relationship (citing tiktok as my source here)
“And it kills him. Because he’s not the one making you laugh tonight.” SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
“he’s a carpenter” Baby I am thinking of Joel Miller. Why he gotta be named Ryan, my vagina just curled in on itself to run away
Ew. Okay yeah, I see why he was named Ryan. That is such a Ryan thing to do. The first Ryan to hit on me dead ass went “wanna play the firetruck game” and if you know anything about that it is for real the childishness. No offense to any other Ryans reading this but imma side eye you for that shit at this point.
OOOOF FUCK eMotIoNaL dAmAgE with “you’re not him”
Sobbing helping at the bar is so cute. I love this. This is a dream actually. Almost wanted to give up STEM so I could bartend because I read a book called the Drunken Botanist and I loved it so much
A compliment. I am tucking it away. This would work on me, I fear.
Lmfaooooo see you wrote this just for me because the next line!!!!!!!
Bob! Improper! Commenting on a girl’s-
Oh shit. Get outta my head! I am trying to be witty and funny to add to commentary and it is exactly right. The way I can see myself in this character!
“Hell, if you did it more often, I might take you to heaven.”  HELLO??? Can you chill on dropping banger quotes because I have flooded my friend IRL with little snaps of this. She is tired of my shit, she doesn’t like Bob and I need to be able to chill out about how fucking good your writing is
AHAHAHA CALL HIS ASS OUT
AHAHA PENNY CALL HER ASS OUT
I loved nights on the ships… I did oceanography and my shift was always 3 pm to 3 am and it was the coolest. When we weren’t actively sampling and in the research zone the crew showed me that you can shine lights off the side of the boat and get cute lil squid to zoom up at the surface… also may I interest you in bioluminescent phytoplankton propaganda… or hell even a copepod… Please love nights.
Jake with whale noises? Adorable. Stop making him cute when he annoys me lmfaoooo
THE DODGE TO COYOTE I AM SCREAMING
Lmaoooooo Nat said “girl I don’t even play about him”
CORRECT IF HE’S GREY I LIKE TO PLAY
MAVVVVV YOU KILL ME
I feel like a fucking pavlov’ed dog ““Don’t move.” The voice is low. Steady. Too close.” and my body is creaming… screaming for more
Ugh jesus christ I have nothing appropriate to say about an older man, even if it is slight, giving direct orders and fixing something. Nothing appropriate and I cannot scare off my new favorite fic writer addiction okay. So all I will put for this one is kgnojsnegouhgoirh mmmmmmmmm
“the pad of it grazing down along the side of your face, slow and careful.” I lied. I cannot hold myself back from this. I am a freak on main and proud about this man and how hot you make me during your writing. BARK BARK BARK BARK
ONLY YOURS HOLD THE FUCKING PHONEEEEEEE AAAAAAAA
“My life’s in the hands of Phoenix’s baby on board.” I feel like he already put a baby in me from this point at the fic - and if it didn’t take, we’re trying again until it does
Jake isn’t wrong, he is annoying but he isn’t wrong
LMFAO BECAUSE THEY DO IT QUIETLY
“Did Bob really just override a direct order?” It’s just a fic I say to myself as I start to sweat because fuck that is hot. Feels all protective and shit and there is nothing quicker to make me swoon and open my legs to bring him home than that
Oop I know logically that would piss me off out in the field so this is correct but also awwww protective mmmmmm and bossy like yes daddy (who said that)
I hate to love you Bagman
DAMN RIGHT NO MAN IS THE BOSS ONCE THOSE DOORS OPEN
Okay that was a lie. A 24/7 dynamic but still, for the purposes of this, DAMN RIGHT
Yeah, you fucking apologize (adorable baby I could never be mad at you)
“I know”… “That’s why I’m apologizing”… HE’S A GOOD MAN SAVANNAH
“I couldn’t breathe. I thought, what if something happens to her?”  I’m in love. Period. I’d fold like laundry with extra fabric softener
“His fingers hook gently into the edge of your suit’s hip pocket, tugging you forward just enough to make your breath hitch. ” Breath hitch? Baby not just that is reacting to this kinda move. I’d be belly up and panting
“Don’t you get that? I care about you. More than a teammate. More than a friend. I—”  YOU EDGE ME AGAINNNNN. I should expect it but I am ANGRY. I am throwing my phone, apologizing to it, and starting back up
“renowned little chaos gremlin” this. This. This. I need it. I need to be this. I am not getting called this IRL. I need this.
Grinder. GAE
OOOP he gave the call sign… ooooop
“you’re a living, breathing vexation who’s going to be the sole reason for his retirement” I am not living up to my full potential and I never have been more disappointed in myself
HE IS GAY
HAHAHAHA
U R HILARIOUS
Oh god remember that hangman x bob fic I mentioned before? I also indulge in hangman x rooster because I like slutting this annoying fuck out like some sort of cheap whore. Please tell me he swings that way too in this fic. I need queer free ride for all jake
“has been living rent-free in your head all week—and honestly, it’s starting to redecorate.” okay I give up because there is no way my brain can produce lines like this
Lmfao Grinder is gonna wind her ass up. Fucker knows hook, line, and sinker
“I mean, if I was in love with a guy—which, you’re clearly in love with him—I wouldn’t stop until he had a restraining order against me.”  Does he take friend applications because I need to learn from this diva
“Just keep it down if you bring him home. He might look like an uptight officer, but I can tell that man fucks.”  HELL YEAH BROTHER *caw caw*
My grandmother had us in bowling lessons during the summer because she played league and to see this lil bowling part mentioned warms me
“All in the name of science, of course. And your hypothesis?” A GIRL IN STEM MENTIONED. Ah another level of warmth.
Nat knows, she always knows, that is a woman who could read a room the second she came out of the womb
Everyone shortens his name to Roo and I always giggle going ‘cock’ because I secretly have the humor of a teenage boy
I need to know, is Bob just a leg man? Like my own HC this man when asked is all about the ass.
Unofficial nicknames because I am invested in their silly shorts. Maverick - Rick (like a Rick Roll because he’s old). Rooster - Cock. Hangman - Bag. Phoenix - Phone (big brain for you I love it). Payback - Back (because Pay is too easy). Fanboy - Boy (why does make me giggle). Coyote - Yote (I am from a college town that this was the official shortened name for the coyote mascot).
Jake you play too much - good for you
FOGGY GLASSES ARE BACK I LOVE YOU
Lmfaooo baby boy the question was noton the dress
“Don’t worry, Bobby,” you murmur. “I wore this dress just for you.” *clutching my pearls* bitch I woul fold too. My fucking glasses foggin too irl in my mf air conditioned room!!!!!
Omg Fboy is so much betterrrrrr yes!!!!! Yessssssssss!!!!! Nix like the goddess. I see you, intentional or not I see you.
Mickey, honey, lemme kiss your booboo
Marry me Nat
My grandma would offer me up to him on a silver platter to secure his bowling for her league
The only time I crave to be objectified is by fictional characters and I am eating this with a spoon
Bradley, I would love to see you in a skirt. I would pay for it really. I love hairy thighs. I need them.
Oh not the hand kink. Oh god. Oh no. I am about to start being disrespectful because Lewis Pullman has veiny arms and I have been looking at them all day.
Big fucking hands.
Hands to choke me with. Hands to grip me with. Hands to hold the heft of a titty or an ass cheek
Yep, there you are, correct.
Mmmmmm fucking MARK ME
“You could write poetry about those hands. Recite sonnets. Start a religion.” Correct. Right. Yes. You feel me. You basically writing fucking poetry as is
“And when those fingers sink into the bowling ball holes?” Suddenly I am Rhett Abbott and I am about to RIDE
HE OFFERED HELP!!! YES
Solid grip, not too tight, like holding your dick - who said that!
Oh what I wouldn’t do to feel this man’s thighs. Why did you remind me they exist and not have me on top of them?
Oh he would talk you through it. Nothing like dirty talk with him
I BEG, PLEASE LET IT BE A BONER
BATHROOM? BONER. PLEASE BE A BONER.
I am a dog with a… bone… heheehe
A bitch in heat
Okay I’m done, not sorry about this though. You have had two fics and so far, no fucks and I am just foaming at the mouth
See? Natasha knows. She just knows things. These boys are idiots and I love them. My idiots.
AHAHAHA NATASHA FUCKING CLOCKED THAT SHIT TOOOOO
I swear on Lewis Pullman’s veiny arms, this has not been edited or changed as I go on. I write a thought like I am narrating, raw and unfiltered for the purpose of expressing my joy at these fics. All natural.
Lmfaoo Jake just caught up on the “extra”
He is pretty. You be right.
Because nerds are hot. Like it feels almost like a circle rather than a venn diagram as to kinky/freaky and nerds. Especially if you throw autism in there. “oh you mean direct and clear outlines of everything in the bedroom? Oh masks so I don’t have to make eye contact?” come on.
OH PLEASE TELL ME YOU WROTE FLOYD AS A FREAK
Begging. Knees. For you. Please write a lil freaky deak.
Brother coded Bob for Nat. Sobbing. Yes. Heart. Love. (but being between them both… yeah my bisexual heart also loves that flavor).
No distance, I wanna cuddle the man. He is warm. Short skirts means needed huddles for warmth
I have written so much my notes on my desktop is freaking out, look what you have done
OUCH REJECTION NOOOO OUCH MY HEART SOBBING THIS HURTS
“what did you do” immediate. 0 lead up. No other question about it being me/her. Accuse and abuse. I love you Nat.
OOOOOF THE DISAPPOINTMENT HURTS ME
The sound of ‘ooo I fucked up’ is just looping
Bradley revoked his first name privileges for that fuck up. Called him “Floyd”
Nat should still chew him out imho
A good man fears women
I am also terrible because I am eating his guilt like fine caviar
Oh shit my chest hurts at that ignoring. Props to you being a good writer but this better resolve fast because I need to breathe
Awwwwww he needs me
“because deep down, he doesn’t think he deserves you.” twisting the fucking knife
“Because Robert Floyd knows now, without a doubt, that he’s in love with you.” YEAH BUDDY!!!!! YES YOU ARE
I think he is an ass man, this is another mention. A solid choice.
Okay, once again I must say, fictional men being like “yeah I got off to you” fucking HOTTTTT
Oh no… oh no… Bob is a boy. Boys are stupid. Bob isn’t gonna know this man is gae is he
And like that my chest hurts more. This feels like when I went through my breakup. Fuck you, but also I love you but also fuck this hurts. You tagged it properly, this was my own fault and I have no one else to blame but damn it.
No dummy you don’t have the right to be mad even if you are wrong
Mother fucker I been fucking waiting. Trying. Asking. Oh you stupid son of a bitch my chest doesn’t hurt no more I wanna start swinging. You cute but that doesn’t make you immune from catching these hands
Oh you stupid girl, Trevor is also right
I broke my cardinal rule about hating the miscommunication trope because I loved your writing, you should know this and also feel special.
Nat you are a good friend and I love you
I would be so mad if he kept correcting, I love you boo but one more word and I am crashing my plane into yours. You are just a jilted lil bitch (said with love and affection)
NOT THE EJECT – PLEASE I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOSE
“Like the world took a breath—and left you behind.” This is what I would read in a traditionally published book at the end of a chapter that would leave me screaming
“softness was there fades fast, replaced by something harder. His lips flatten into a thin line. His hand tightens around yours… then lets go.” I’m gonna kill myself
Oh no, I’m really gonna kill myself this hurts so bad
Where is my comfort you hoe
WHER ARE YOU GOING NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO
“The Dagger Squad isn’t just a group of friends—they’re your family.” Girl I know you read the other bits I wrote, I know you know this is my shit. I know you know that this is going to make me weep from love
“In a completely non-incestuous way, obviously.” Stop being the funniest one in the room, some of us also have to creatively spin to get readers
Nat is a tattle tale, I love you
I love this internal monolog. I would quote it all but you read it and I just am giggling at it. There is a lil comfort for the HURT YOU THREW AT ME
Nat is an accomplice, I love you
He has a throw blanket, this is a MAN
He makes a house a home
Awwwwwww helps, points back for the meanie
I am screaming at my screen, wanting to smack the both of them
“I have never cared about anyone the way I care about you. You are the only damn thing I think about. I can’t sleep, I’m not hungry, I can’t focus—I just want you. All the time. Do you know how maddening that is?” It’s giving… “You are what I treasure most in this world. Not because you are pretty. Not because you are smart. But because you love me and I love you and you can try to deny it, but I will not believe you. When certain atoms collide, it is instantaneous and it is inevitable. It’s basic chemistry.”
IT’S CHEMISTRY
Aka you wrote a line that invokes the same level of awe and swooning and love that damn near broke me in Lessons in Chemistry
Oh it keeps going, oh god, oh I am not going to survive this
I came this far to crash too
HELP I’VE BEEN WOUNDED. He didn’t ruin anything you sweet stupid man
Oops when you assume…. It makes an ass out of you and me lmfaoooooo
“His mouth is on yours before the word leaves your lips.” FUCKING FINALLYYYYYYYYYY
“It’s not a kiss—it’s a collision. A detonation. A goddamn freefall.” Hey. Is there a way that you are not poetic because I love it but also you just upped this from a simple kiss to something that has me having to pause to take a breather and remember my senses.
“I love you,” he breathes against your lips. “I love you. I love you. Please don’t go. Don’t ever leave.” Help. Help. Help. 911. I need help. This is too good. Too sweet. It hurt for so long my body cannot handle this. It feels like I am being chased by a bear.
The goddamn shirt
Give her yours
Take your shirt off
I know what you’re packing Floyd
Lay a claim if it bothers you
AHAHAHA FINALLY A FUCK
Try
Oh good god
END
END
END
WHERE?
YOU HAD A POST ABOUT WRITING SMUT FOR BOB BEING HARD AND YOU FUCKING END THIS ONE TOO WITHOUT PEEN?
GIRL
GIRL
GIRL
HEY
THIS
EDGING ME
I NEED A COLD FUCKING SHOWER
I AM
I DON’T
THIS
YOU
>:[
Damn it the writing is amazing I can’t even be pissed but I need feral bob
short skirt weather ; robert 'bob' floyd
fandom: top gun
pairing: bob x reader
summary: you and bob are obviously into each other, but he's hesitant to make a move claiming you're too young for him, until a whole lot of miscommunication—jealousy, tension, the works—and a training accident lands you in hospital...
notes: the lew spiral is still spiralling and i almost struggled writing this because i love him so much??? anyways, it's heaps of fun, has all the tension, jealousy, angst, fluff, and of course... lots of horny thoughts! please let me know what you think!!! (p.s. shout out to the critical role nerds for the callsign, iykyk)
warnings: swearing, miscommunication, reference to a slight age gap (but it isn't specified and it's also described as 'barely there'), teasing, short skirts (sorry bob), jealousy, switching pov (kind of), plane crash, very minor description of injury, and horniness so 18+ ONLY MDNI! (let me know if i missed anything)
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word count: 18022 (i have no chill whatsoever)
your callsign is vex
Bob Floyd never thought of himself as someone who took particular interest in the weather—unless it had to do with flying, of course. But on the ground? He couldn’t care less. Or, he shouldn’t. 
Especially not when it comes to what the weather makes people wear. How is that any of his business? It shouldn’t matter how hot it is outside or how that directly affects the amount of material someone’s wearing. It really shouldn’t. 
But it does. And not just with anyone. No—this has everything to do with you. 
You, in that damn sundress and those ridiculous cowboy boots that shouldn’t be giving Bob a semi in the middle of the goddamn bar. 
And yet, there you are in all your glory. Legs on display, that flowy little skirt just barely covering the curve of your ass. And fuck if it isn’t making it impossible for Bob to keep his eyes from wandering. 
“God damn,” Jake says, his southern drawl thick as his green eyes lock onto you—or more specifically, your ass. “Do you think she knows?” 
Bob blinks, brows pulling together as he turns toward Jake, trying—and failing, miserably—not to sound annoyed that he’s checking you out. “Know what?” 
“What a girl like that does to guys like us,” Jake replies easily. 
Reuben chuckles and takes a slow sip of his beer. “Oh, she knows. She definitely knows.” 
“Ugh,” Natasha groans. “Could you creeps stop looking at her like she’s something to eat? It’s gross. She’s our friend. Our teammate.” 
Jake opens his mouth, lips already curled into his usual smirk, but Natasha puts a hand up to stop him. 
“And she’s barely younger than us, so don’t say anything weird about her age.” 
Jake rolls his eyes and lifts his beer. “Wasn’t gonna…” 
There’s a beat of silence as Bob lets his eyes drift back to you, drinking in the way you’re leaning against the bar. Elbow propped, hip cocked, one boot crossed over the other, and your head tipped just slightly as you talk to the dark-haired stranger beside you. 
“Wait,” Mickey leans forward, squinting—very unsubtly—across the bar. “Is that her date?” 
Natasha nods. “Think so. Looks like the guy she showed me.” 
Bob’s head snaps toward her, dark blue eyes wide. “She’s on a date?” 
Mickey giggles. Reuben snorts. Even Bradley has to hide a laugh behind his beer. 
“Alright,” Jake says, slapping a hand on the table in mock outrage. “Who didn’t tell Bob?” 
Natasha shoots him a flat look before turning back to Bob. “Didn’t you hear us talking about it at lunch? She met some guy on Hinge or something.” 
“Said she was gonna go home with him and let him keep her up all night,” Jake adds with a wicked grin. “Y’know, since we’re starting night rides next week—figured she’d get used to staying up late.” 
“I was intentionally leaving that part out,” Nat says, glaring at Jake. “But thanks for clearing it all up, Bagman.” 
Jake tips his beer toward her. “Anytime.” 
Bob’s jaw twitches. His teeth are clenched so tight it hurts, but he can’t relax—not with that guy’s hand on your hip, fingers digging into the soft fabric like he has some right to touch you. Like you belong to him. 
Which you don’t. You don’t belong to anyone. 
At least, that’s what Bob has to keep telling himself. 
“Easy, Floyd,” Bradley mutters beside him. “You keep staring like that, the poor guy’s gonna catch fire.” 
Bob doesn’t respond. He can’t. His voice is gone, breath caught somewhere in his throat. He’s too focused on your smile—how it flickers, just a little off. Not quite like the one you wear with them. With him. 
It shouldn’t matter. He shouldn’t care whether or not you’re giving that stranger the same bright smile or soft laugh you always give him. Because it’s none of his business. 
Who you date and what you do—none of it is his business. You’re allowed to wear tiny dresses, flirt with strangers, and laugh at guys who think they’re clever. 
It shouldn’t matter. 
But it does. 
God, it fucking matters—way more than it should. 
Because for the first time in weeks, you’re not looking at him. You’re looking at... that guy. 
And even though he tells himself—repeatedly, a thousand times a day—not to enjoy being the centre of your attention... he does. 
He lives for it. 
“You know,” Reuben says slowly, lips curled into the tiniest smirk, “this wouldn’t even be happening if you’d sack up and—” 
“Payback,” Natasha warns. “Don’t.” 
“What?” He raises both hands in mock innocence. “All I’m trying to say is, if he likes her that much, he should just ask her out. She’s clearly into him. We all know it.” 
Bob’s eyes flick between you and Reuben, his brows furrowed slightly as his thoughts tug in opposite directions. On one hand, yeah, Reuben’s logic makes perfect sense. Bob’s not blind—he sees the way you look at him. The way your face lights up when you talk to him, the quiet smile you wear just for him, the blush you try to hide when he says something low and teasing. 
But on the other hand? He just can’t do it. You’re young—too young. And he’s... well, he’s not old, but he’s older. It’s not a huge age gap, not really, but that paired with how drop-dead gorgeous you are? It’s enough to make him feel like a— 
“Nothin’ wrong with being a cradle-snatcher,” Jake chimes in, eyes sparkling as he lifts his beer. 
Bradley chuckles quietly. “Jesus, Hangman. You’re on fire tonight.” 
“Why thank you, Rooster,” Jake replies smoothly. 
Natasha rolls her eyes and downs the rest of her beer in one long swig, looking thoroughly done with all of them. 
The conversation shifts then—to next week’s night ops training—but Bob barely hears it. The pounding of his pulse is too loud, drowning everything out. And he can’t stop watching you. 
The way your hands move when you talk, how your dress sways as you shift your weight, the gentle curve of your smile. Even over the music and chatter, he swears he can hear your laughter—if he strains. 
And it kills him. Because he’s not the one making you laugh tonight. 
“Wanna get out of here?” Ryan asks, his voice low in your ear, breath warm against your neck. 
But not in a sexy way. Not in the way that sends goosebumps down your arms or makes your skin prickle with anticipation. It just makes you feel warm—too warm—in the packed, overheated bar. 
Honestly, for the last forty-five minutes, while Ryan has been telling you all about his super interesting job—he's a carpenter, it’s not that interesting—you’ve been seriously considering hopping behind the bar to help Penny and Jimmy. 
“It’s barely nine,” you say, forcing a polite smile as you tilt your head. 
“Yeah,” he chuckles, scratching the back of his neck. “But I’ve got to be at work by six tomorrow morning, so I figured if we ducked out now, we could... you know, mess around a bit before bed.” 
The way he says it nearly makes you laugh. He sounds like a teenager trying to sneak in some action before curfew. 
“Look,” you sigh, laying a hand on his knee, “this has been fun, but I’m just not your girl. And honestly? I was kinda hoping this would distract me from someone else, but... you’re not him. I’m sorry. It’s not your fault—this one’s on me. But, uh... good luck!” 
He looks completely flabbergasted. Like the blank stare you’ve worn for most of the evening—or the way your gaze kept drifting across the bar toward someone else—wasn’t a hint. God, he might be even dumber than you thought. 
You slip off the barstool with a clipped smile, wishing you looked more sincere, but your body is already moving toward where you really want to be—where your squad is. 
Where Bob is. 
You’re just about to head for the booth when your eye catches on Penny—and the very large crowd waiting to be served. 
“Damn it,” you sigh, pivoting sharply and hurrying around the bar. 
You slip through the swinging wooden doors behind the bar and fall in beside Penny, listening closely to the man ordering drinks—his voice raised over the music and chatter. Without hesitation, you start grabbing clean glasses, catching Penny off guard as you begin pouring pints of golden beer. 
“Sorry,” you say with a soft laugh. “I saw the crowd and couldn’t just let you suffer.” 
She rolls her eyes but smiles. “I’d tell you to scram if you weren’t so gorgeous—and a literal lifesaver.” 
You give her a cheeky wink before lining up the beers on a tray for the man. Penny swipes his card, and he’s gone in half the time. Then the next patron steps up, and you keep working smoothly, moving effortlessly behind the bar and easing the pressure. 
Eventually, the line dies down, and Penny takes full advantage of your presence by sending Jimmy out back for more stock. You stay behind the bar while she ducks off to collect empties, keeping yourself busy wiping benches, refilling lime wedges, and unloading the freshly washed glasses. 
You’re so focused on scrubbing at a particularly stubborn stain on the bar top that you don’t notice someone approach—someone you usually have a hard time not noticing. 
“You don’t work here,” Bob says, voice light, lips twitching at the corners. 
You glance up, your heart immediately jumping into overdrive. “I could,” you say, straightening. “Maybe I should quit the Navy. Bartending might be my true calling.” 
He chuckles. “You’re one of the best fighter pilots in the country, and you think slinging drinks is your destiny?” 
You shrug, leaning forward casually—knowing exactly what you’re doing. His eyes flick down to your chest for a split second before snapping back up, fast enough to pretend it didn’t happen. 
“Hey, don’t knock it. This job is harder than it looks.” 
“Oh, I don’t doubt that,” he says softly, watching with quiet intensity as you pour him a pint of cherry soda—without him even needing to ask. 
You slide it over with a small smile. “What do you think? I’m a pretty good bartender, huh?” 
His cheeks tint pink, the flush dusting across his nose. “Yeah. I think you make a very pretty bartender.” 
You smirk. “Was that a compliment, Lieutenant?” 
He rolls his eyes and drops a crumpled ten onto the bar like it might save him from saying more. 
You shake your head. “Don’t worry, it’s on the house.” 
“You sure you’ve got that kind of authority?” he teases. 
“Penny said our drinks are free tonight,” you reply, smug. “Payment for being an excellent bartender.” 
“And for filling the tip jar faster than I’ve ever seen,” Penny chimes in as she reappears, arms full of empty glasses. 
Your cheeks heat as Bob’s gaze flicks toward the overflowing jar. 
“Wow,” he chuckles softly. 
You flick your hair dramatically and bat your lashes. “Perks of being a pretty bartender, I guess.” 
Then you turn around and bend over to grab something from the fridge—very aware of the effect—and sure enough, Bob promptly chokes on his soda. He coughs, his whole face turning red as he pounds a fist against his chest. 
“Jesus,” he mutters under his breath, “more like consequences of a skirt that short.” 
You snap upright, brows lifting and eyes gleaming with amusement. “Bob Floyd, did you just comment on the length of my skirt?” 
He blinks fast. “No.” 
You tilt your head, fighting a grin. “You sure? Because the colour in your cheeks looks a little guilty to me.” 
He straightens up, his usual walls clicking into place like armour. “Didn’t say anything.” 
You roll your eyes and plant both hands on the bar, leaning forward just enough to make him squirm. “Bob, I’m not a baby. And I’m not some virginal schoolgirl, either. You’re not going to hell just for flirting with me.” You pause, letting your gaze hold his. “Hell, if you did it more often, I might take you to heaven.” 
His throat bobs as he swallows hard, and you see the want flicker in his eyes—just before he reins it back in. 
“But if the age gap is that big of a deal to you—which, for the record, is barely anything—then maybe stop looking at me like you’re picturing me naked.” Your voice drops. “Mixed signals can really confuse a girl.” 
You hear the softest laugh from Penny, but your eyes stay locked on Bob’s—daring him to look down again, to do something other than walk away. 
He clears his throat. “Thanks for the drink.” 
Then he turns and walks away, heading straight back to the booth where all your friends are—acting like they haven’t been watching, but you know better. They’re all too nosy for their own good. 
You sigh heavily. “Men. Fucking impossible.” 
Penny laughs again, resting a hand on your shoulder. “Fighter pilots, actually. They’re a very special breed of difficult.” 
“Hey,” you giggle. “I am a fighter pilot.” 
She nods, smirking. “And there’s not a doubt in my mind how difficult you’re makin’ life for that boy right now.” 
You press your lips together and give her a flat look—because yeah… she’s not wrong. 
After all, why else bring a guy to the bar you knew your friends would be at—you knew he would be at? Why wear a dress this short? And why spend half the night with your eyes locked on him, just wishing he’d walk over and interrupt your lousy date? 
Graveyard shift. Bat hours. Vampire runs. Ghost hops. Night rides. 
Whatever you want to call it—the squad hates night ops. 
It’s dark, it’s eerie, and your NVGs fog up if you so much as breathe wrong. Fatigue hits harder, the skeleton crew slows everything down, and visibility is shot—so you’re flying blind, trusting your radar and your WSO to keep you alive. 
“You know what’s great about night ops?” Mickey says, head tipped back in his chair. “Nothing. Not the dark, not the sleep deprivation, not the existential dread at two a.m. while staring into the black void wondering if your wingman ghosted you or just changed frequency.” 
You roll your eyes and take a sip of coffee. 
“It’s night one, Fanboy,” Natasha mutters beside you. “We still have four weeks of this. Are you going to complain the whole time?” 
Mickey shrugs. “Yeah. Probably.” 
“Did Mav piss Cyclone off or something?” Reuben asks. 
You shake your head. “Nah. He heard there might be a mission coming up with night flying. Figured we should get ahead of it.” 
“Or he just hates us,” Javy sighs, eyes half-shut. 
Natasha snorts. “Did you sleep at all today, Coyote?” 
“Nope,” he grumbles, shifting a glare toward Jake. “Someone had his whale noises up too loud and bit my head off when I told him to turn it down.” 
Jake shoots him a look. “They help me sleep. If you’ve got a problem, buy some earplugs.” 
“Damn,” you mutter. “Glad you’re not my wingman tonight, Coyote.” 
He shifts his glare your way and flips you off lazily before letting his eyes shut completely. 
“So, Vex,” Jake says, twisting in his seat toward you, “never did hear how that date went the other night.” 
You arch a brow. “Oh, so now I have to report back on all my dates?” 
Jake’s lips twitch, his gaze flicking toward Bob. “Dates? As in plural? Just how many are we talking here?” 
“That’s none of your business,” you reply, taking another sip of coffee. 
There’s a brief pause, and his eyes narrow—seeing through you a little too easily. “The date tanked?” 
Natasha snorts and you quickly elbow her in the side. 
“Yes,” you mutter. “It sucked. He was boring. And no, I didn’t get laid. So yes, I’m in a less-than-favourable mood.” 
Jake’s smirk turns wicked. “Sweetheart, if getting laid is what you need, you only have to ask.” 
Your brows shoot up. “That so?” 
He nods. 
You turn to Javy, who’s about one breath away from snoring. “Coyote.” 
His eyes snap open. “Huh?” 
“Want to fuck me?” 
He startles—eyes wide, mouth dropping open. “I—uh, what?” 
Laughter rumbles through the room—everyone giggling softly at poor, confused Javy. 
Well... almost everyone. 
Bob isn’t laughing. In fact, he’s not even smiling, or looking your way. His eyes are glued to his phone—even though you can see the screen is blank. 
Which means he’s definitely listening. 
You shift in your chair and give Natasha a sidelong smirk. Her brow furrows slightly—a silent question about what you’re up to—but she nods anyway, signalling that she’ll follow your lead no matter where it goes. 
“Does anyone know if Cyclone’s single?” you ask, voice light and dripping with faux innocence. 
Mickey’s eyes go wide. “Admiral Simpson?” 
You nod, as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world. “Yeah. He’s hot.” 
“Agreed,” Natasha says—and from the way her mouth curves, she’s not just playing along. She definitely agrees. 
“Isn’t he married?” Reuben asks. 
Javy frowns, still half-asleep but clearly paying attention now. “Nah, I think they divorced.” 
“So,” you say slowly, “what I’m hearing is... he’s single?” 
Bradley’s gaze flicks to Bob—just for a second—before settling back on you, reading you like a damn open book. “Bit old for you, isn’t he, Vex?” 
You shrug with a smile. “Not at all. I like older men. More experience.” 
Out of the corner of your eye, you catch the way Bob shifts in his seat—just slightly, but it’s enough. He’s not looking at you, but the tips of his ears have turned pink, and his jaw is locked tight as he keeps his eyes on his phone. Still blank. 
“I swear he’s still married,” Mickey says, clearly trying to get this train back on the rails. 
“Yeah,” Reuben adds. “Didn’t they do couples counselling?” 
“They did,” Maverick says, breezing into the room like the punchline to your joke. “Didn’t stick. So yes, he’s single.” He pauses in front of you, green eyes sparkling with amusement. “But I’m not sure how he feels about dating subordinates. Want me to find out?” 
You match his smirk with one of your own, sitting up a little straighter as you meet his gaze. “How generous of you, Captain. That would be great.” 
He chuckles, shaking his head as he moves to the front of the room and sets a stack of papers down on the desk. “Alright, aviators,” he says. “Welcome to night ops.” 
After an hour-long briefing and way too many questions about why you’re all stuck on night training, Maverick orders everyone to get ready for the first hop. You’re on deck with Jake, Natasha, and, of course... Bob. 
The four of you ride in silence across the flight line, packed into one of the motorised carts as Maverick drives you from the squadron building to the hangar. There’s a low buzz of anticipation in the air, but no one says much. It’s late, and everyone is focusing on their own little preflight rituals. 
Once you reach the hangar, the ground crew directs you toward the night ops staging area where your NVGs and gear are laid out. You’ve done enough of these late-night flights to know the drill, so you join the others in wordlessly collecting your kit and starting to suit up. 
By the time you make it out onto the tarmac, your jets are already prepped and the crew chiefs are finishing up their walk-arounds. You head over to your jet, nodding to the plane captain before starting your own pre-flight check—walking the length of the fuselage, scanning for anything off, running a practiced eye over control surfaces, landing gear, intakes. It’s second nature by now, but you don’t cut corners. Especially not in the dark. 
Once you’re satisfied, you turn to face the runway and pull your helmet on, checking the vision through your NVGs. It’s blurry—just enough to make you squint. The image is skewed, the edges fuzzy, crawling inward like shadows that shouldn’t be there. 
You mutter something sharp under your breath, reaching up to adjust the settings yourself when— 
“Don’t move.” The voice is low. Steady. Too close. 
You freeze instinctively as Bob steps in—right into your space, like you’re the only two souls on the glowing stretch of tarmac. His gloved hand finds the side of your helmet, fingers sliding into place with steady control. It should feel clinical—routine—but it doesn’t. It burns. Even through the goddamn helmet. 
“I can fix it,” he murmurs, eyes on your goggles, not your face. “Tilt your chin up.” 
You obey—barely—and he leans in, his body almost touching to yours. One hand on your cheek-plate now, the other carefully turning the tiny focus dial above your temple. You can feel his breath against your skin, warm and shallow, and it sends a pulse through your ribs that you’re trying desperately not to show. 
“Didn't this happen last time?” he asks, the corner of his lips twitching. “You jam the strap too tight.” 
“I like it snug,” you mutter, not trusting your voice with anything flirtier. Not when he’s this close. 
Bob hums, low in his throat. “Of course you do.” 
Your heart stutters. 
He adjusts something with a flick of his thumb—the pad of it grazing down along the side of your face, slow and careful. Like he's memorising the shape of you under the gear. Your jaw flexes. 
“You always get this close when you’re adjusting gear?” you ask, pretending the heat in your voice is a joke and not a plea. 
Bob stills for a beat. Just one. 
Then—very softly—he whispers, “Only yours.” 
You swear your knees nearly give. 
But before you can breathe or speak or lean the half-inch forward that would start something you probably shouldn’t want this badly, Bob finishes the final adjustment and lets his hands fall. Slowly. Like it costs him something. 
“There,” he says, voice low but distant now. “Better?” 
You blink behind the goggles. “Yeah. Clear.” 
He lingers for half a second more—just enough to feel like maybe he wants to say something else—then turns and walks back toward the others without another word. 
You don’t move. You can’t. You’re just standing there in the dark, goggles perfectly focused, heart pounding like you’re about to hit Mach 1. 
It takes an embarrassingly long minute for you to remember how to function. To stop thinking about how close he’d just been—how you could smell him, feel his heat, and how, if you’d tipped your chin up and stretched just a little… you might’ve been able to kiss him. 
But then you hear Maverick shouting across the tarmac, calling for a final rundown before wheels-up. 
You shake your head, yank your helmet off, and join the others for a quick debrief before splitting up again and climbing into your jets. You settle in, strap your helmet back on, check your now perfectly focused NVGs, and run your usual internal systems check. 
Then—after the green light from ground crew—you’re in the sky. Squinting through your goggles, seeing the world saturated in green and grey, and wondering why the fuck no one has invented a better form of night vision yet. 
“Remind me again why we’re stuck on the graveyard shift,” Jake says, voice dry. “Because as much as I love flying blind through pitch-black nothingness, I’d really rather be in bed right now.” 
“You’re not blind, Hangman,” Maverick replies. “We’ve got one of the best WSOs in the world with us.” 
“Oh, good,” Jake says sarcastically. “My life’s in the hands of Phoenix’s baby on board.” 
You roll your eyes. “I’d rather have my life in Bob’s hands than yours, Bagman.” 
His chuckle crackles through the radio. “Yeah, I know where you’d like to have Bob’s hands. And it’s not holding your life.” 
Heat rushes to your cheeks, making the cockpit suddenly feel way too hot—your flight suit practically suffocating. 
“Hangman,” Maverick warns. “Be professional.” 
Jake scoffs. “Oh, so those two can eye-fuck each other all night long, but I can’t say the obvious out loud?” 
There’s a pause—a beat where you wonder if he’s finally pushed it too far—but then Maverick’s laughter cuts through. 
“Yes. Because they do it quietly.” 
Your eyes go wide and you almost—almost—fumble a right bank. “Mav!” 
More laughter crackles through the radio, Natasha now joining in. You’re just about to tell them all to stick it when the mood shifts, and the laughter stops. 
“Vex, check your two,” Maverick says, voice sharp and low. “Something’s throwing heat.” 
“Negative,” Bob cuts in. “Let me scan it first.” 
You hesitate, holding formation, but frustration flares under your skin. Did Bob really just override a direct order? 
“Confirming IR spike,” Bob says after a beat. “Something’s cooking down there, but it doesn’t match any known signature.” 
You glance down at the blur on your MFD. “I’ll break off, check it out.” 
“Wait. Don’t.” Bob’s voice is low but tense, edged with something more than caution. 
“Why?” you snap, anger prickling your chest. 
“I... I don’t like it,” he says. “It’s not worth the risk.” 
You grit your teeth and break off anyway, flying low and steady toward the suspicious heat signature. 
“I’m going to check it out, Mav,” you say, voice tight. “Hangman, got my six?” 
“Copy,” Jake replies. 
You bank left, staying quiet as you approach the stretch of uninhabited grassland. Your HUD flickers with the steady IR pulse—a dull orange glow against the dark terrain. Too concentrated for a campfire. Too controlled for a random burn. It’s creeping north—methodical. 
You drop lower when you spot flashing lights—fire crews moving with purpose, reflective gear flickering like stars in the NVG haze. This isn’t an accident. It’s a controlled burn. 
“Mav, why is there a fire in a training zone?” you ask. “Shouldn’t that be logged?” 
“It’s just brush management?” Maverick asks, sounding almost relieved. 
“Affirmative,” Jake replies before you can. 
“Copy. I’ll flag it with air traffic—looks like someone forgot to tell the rest of us.” 
You and Jake return to formation without issue. 
“Lucky it wasn’t Bigfoot, huh Bob?” Jake says, his smug grin practically audible. “Might’ve leapt right onto Vex’s jet and dragged her into the woods.” 
There’s no response, just the soft static of the open channel. 
Then Natasha mutters, “Don’t be a dick, Hangman. He was being cautious.” 
“Well, I’m sure she appreciates the concern,” Jake says. “But she’s not made of glass.” He waits for a retort—gets none—and chuckles. “And if she’d died out there, I would’ve avenged her. Dramatically.” 
“Hangman,” Maverick sighs. “That’s enough. Bob’s got better eyes than the rest of us tonight. Maybe don’t piss him off.” 
Still, nothing from Bob. You even crane your neck, catching sight of his and Natasha's jet—nothing but a shadow at your five o’clock. Like you could somehow see him in the cockpit, tensing his jaw or rolling his eyes at Jake’s jabs. 
Frustration simmers in your chest. You know he was just being cautious—or protective—but this is your job. He doesn’t get to tell you what you can and can’t do, especially when it’s a direct order from your CO. Even if you were dating, you wouldn’t let him boss you around—well, not outside of the bedroom, anyway. He can care. He can worry. But making it sound like you’re incapable? That’s what he just did. And it makes your skin crawl. 
The rest of the flight passes without incident, but the comms stay unusually quiet—even Jake gives up his teasing—and you’re still pissed by the time you’re back on the ground. 
You move through the post-flight motions with a frown on your face and your jaw locked tight. First, the ground crew helps you out of the jet and you do a quick walk-around. Then you ditch your night gear, knock out a maintenance report, and sit through a short debrief with Maverick before jumping in the cart back to the ready room. 
By the time you walk in, the others are already gone. You’re not sure if you were too caught up in your own grumpiness to notice them pass you on the way over, but you don’t bother asking. You’re still too busy being pissed. 
In fact, you’re so busy scowling at the coffee machine as it splutters out an espresso shot you know is going to taste like dirt that you don’t notice someone step up beside you. 
“I’m sorry,” Bob says, voice soft. “About what happened up there.” 
You jump—just slightly—then twist to face him, arms crossed tight over your chest. He's standing just a few feet away—helmet gone, flight suit half unzipped with the collar tugged open just enough to make your stomach flip. 
“I didn’t mean to undermine you.” 
“Sure felt like it,” you mutter. 
“I know.” His eyes finally lift to meet yours—midnight blue, heavy with regret and something else that makes your breath catch. “That’s why I’m apologising.” 
You turn back to the coffee machine, hoping the clatter and gurgle of the old machine will cover the sudden pounding of your heart. “Look, I get you were trying to be cautious, but Mav gave me a directive. You don’t get to override that just because your gut didn’t like it.” 
“I wasn’t thinking about you as a teammate back there,” he says quietly. “I was thinking—” 
“That I’m a little kid?” you snap, spinning to face him again. “Because whatever issue you have with my age, I need you to remember that I got here the same way you did. I worked my ass off to be the pilot I am today, and I don’t need someone second-guessing me just because they’re a little older. Especially when I know what I’m capable of.” 
His frown deepens. “No, it—it’s not that at all. I just—I didn’t see what it was, it was dark, and when you went low...” He drags a hand through his hair. “I couldn’t breathe. I thought, what if something happens to her?” 
You blink, startled by the raw edge in his voice. 
“If anything had gone wrong, it would’ve been my fault,” he says, softer now. “I’m the WSO. I should’ve seen it first.” 
“Bob,” you whisper, stepping closer before you can stop yourself. You can feel the heat radiating off him now. “If I ever end up in a bad spot, that’s on me. I trust you to have my back, always—but it’s my responsibility when I make a call. And I broke off because I knew you’d be there. You and Phoenix, Mav, Hangman... I knew I had the best team in the sky behind me.” 
His jaw clenches as his gaze drifts over your face, like he’s trying to memorise every inch. 
Then he moves closer—close enough for one of the clips on his suit to catch yours—and reaches out. His fingers hook gently into the edge of your suit’s hip pocket, tugging you forward just enough to make your breath hitch. 
“You’re not just my teammate,” he murmurs. “Don’t you get that? I care about you. More than a teammate. More than a friend. I—” 
“I don’t believe it,” a familiar voice cuts through the room. “The famous Dagger Squad stuck on the graveyard shift? What’d you do, lose another bet?” 
Bob startles, stepping quickly away from you with bright red cheeks, unnecessarily adjusting his glasses. 
You turn toward the door, ready to rip into whoever just decided to interrupt the closest you’ve ever gotten to Bob... when you realize who it is. It’s Trevor—an old friend from flight school and one of the newer instructors on NAS. You’ve been meaning to catch up with him, but being in an elite squadron doesn’t leave you much time for a social life. 
“Damn,” you say with a playful smile, “who let you in the building?” 
He steps fully into the room, wearing his signature shit-eating grin. “Vex,” he says, voice full of mock disbelief. “You’re still here? I figured Maverick would’ve canned your reckless ass by now.” 
Jake swivels in his chair to look at you. “So you’re a renowned little chaos gremlin? Good to know.” 
You roll your eyes and step toward your friend. “Guys, this is Trevor—or Grinder—I’ve known him since flight school. He gave me my callsign, actually.” 
Trevor snorts. “Technically, Admiral Prescott gave you your callsign. What exactly was it he said again? That you’re a living, breathing vexation who’s going to be the sole reason for his retirement?” 
Jake and Natasha giggle from across the room, and Trevor grins proudly. 
You narrow your eyes at him. “Want to tell my squad how you got yours?” 
He tips his head, brows raised. “Maybe I should get to know them first.” 
Then his eyes flick toward Jake—grinning, handsome, utterly clueless Jake. Yep. That’s the real reason Trevor decided to drop by your squadron building tonight, because he knew Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin would be here. The very pilot he’s had a crush on for more months than you care to remember. He’s been bugging you for ages to introduce them, even though you told him—repeatedly—that you’re not sure Jake swings that way. He wasn’t deterred though; he said he’s happy to figure it out and see if he can negotiate if not. You just rolled your eyes. 
“So, Grinder,” Natasha says, “what do you do?” 
Trevor’s face lights up and he quickly launches into a long-winded explanation of his new role as a flight instructor. He walks toward her as he talks, inching closer to where Jake is seated not far from Natasha. 
You turn back to Bob, clearing your throat. “Sorry about him. He’s... a lot. But you were saying...?” 
He shakes his head, keeping his eyes fixed on the floor. “Nothing. It’s fine.” 
You frown. “It didn’t sound like nothing.” You take a slow step forward. “Didn’t feel like... nothing.” 
“It’s okay,” he says quickly, his eyes snapping up as he forces a tight smile. “We can talk later. Really, it’s fine.” 
You hesitate, wanting to push but knowing it’s no use now—those walls are well and truly back in place. 
“Okay,” you say, nodding once. “Later.” 
Unfortunately, later never comes. 
You want to talk to him toward the end of the shift, but you’re both so exhausted after the first night that you can’t find the energy to push him for answers. So you let it go and head home. 
The next night, you’re on opposite hops, which means you don’t see him until the debrief in the early morning—when, once again, everyone is too wiped out to talk and just wants to wrap up and get home. 
The rest of the week slips by the same way. Every little thing keeps getting in the way of you and Bob actually talking. Even Thursday night, after a routine hop, when you’re both finally in the ready room and the moment couldn’t be more perfect—Trevor bursts in again, and Bob shuts down. 
When you finally leave base on Friday morning—glaring at the well-rested day-shifters on your way out like it’s their fault you’re dead inside—you make a promise to yourself. You’re going to talk to him this weekend. It doesn’t matter when or how or if you have to fake an emergency just to get five uninterrupted minutes. You’re going to do it. Because whatever weird, half-finished thing is hanging between you and Bob has been living rent-free in your head all week—and honestly, it’s starting to redecorate. 
“You sure you don’t mind?” Trevor asks, even though he’s already at your door with a duffel bag and a pillow. 
You roll your eyes. “Why would I mind?” 
He shrugs as he steps into your apartment. “I don’t know. Maybe you were planning to invite that gorgeous little blue-eyed lieutenant over.” He throws a cheeky wink over his shoulder. “You know, the one with the glasses. I’ve seen the way you look at him and—oof—does the man know what he’s in for? I mean, he looks at you just the same but—actually, come to think of it… why haven’t you screwed his brains out yet?” 
You shut your eyes and let out a deep sigh. When you open them again, Trevor is already sprawled across your three-seater couch like he owns the place. 
“First of all, he’s not little—you’re just freakishly tall—and secondly…” You step slowly toward the lounge, shoulders sagging in defeat. “He’s too good.” 
Trevor frowns. “Too good? Like… too good for you or—?” 
“That. And he’s respectful,” you say, flopping onto the end of the couch. “He’s got this thing about our age gap. It’s not a big one, but it’s… there, I guess. Maybe it’s also because we’re in the same squad.” 
Trevor watches you, eyes narrowed slightly, expression unreadable. 
“Wow,” he mutters. 
You frown. “What’s that supposed to mean?” 
He shrugs. “Just never took you for a quitter.” 
You rear back, incredulous. “A quitter?” 
“Yeah,” he says, tone cool and baiting as he casually searches for the TV remote. “I mean, if I was in love with a guy—which, you’re clearly in love with him—I wouldn’t stop until he had a restraining order against me.” 
You snort. “Yeah? Well, I like my job and my squad, so—” 
He lets out an exasperated sigh. “My God, Vex. Don’t take everything so literally. The man’s in love with you too. Just fucking go for it before your whole squad murders both of you for being whiny dumbasses.” 
He finds the remote and flicks the TV on, giving you a very pointed look—brows raised—before settling in and scrolling through streaming apps. 
And God, you hate to admit it, but maybe he’s right. Maybe instead of teasing Bob, you just need to go for it. Cut through the hesitation, stop him from overthinking, and make the damn decision for him. 
“Fine,” you say, standing up with purpose. “I’m going out tonight, by the way.” 
“Good,” he replies, not even glancing your way. “Just keep it down if you bring him home. He might look like an uptight officer, but I can tell that man fucks.” 
“Trev!” 
He chuckles. “What? I’m just saying.” 
You roll your eyes, cheeks burning, and storm off toward your room. 
Tonight, the squad has decided to go bowling. Everyone wanted to shake things up from the usual at The Hard Deck, and the only thing you could all agree on was bowling. 
Even though you hate the gross bowling shoes that have been worn in by a hundred other people—and the sticky holes on the balls after grubby little kids have been shoving their nasty fingers in them. 
But when Bob mentioned that he’s actually pretty good at bowling… well, how could you protest? 
Plus, it’s still short skirt weather—Bob’s favourite, as you’ve come to notice—and bowling in a tiny skirt feels like a fun, flirty little risk you’re more than willing to take. 
All in the name of science, of course. And your hypothesis? Bob doesn’t stand a chance. 
At 7PM, Natasha picks you up, shooting a very pointed look at the flowy little sundress you’re wearing under your denim jacket. But she doesn’t say a word. 
The drive to the bowling alley isn’t far, and soon you’re walking inside with Mickey and Reuben—who arrived around the same time. Jake, Bradley, Javy, and Bob are already there. They’ve got a lane, swapped into their shoes, and Jake is busy squeezing creative versions of everyone’s callsigns into the limited-character name slot. 
“Can’t you just be ‘Roster’?” he asks Bradley. 
Bradley frowns. “Can’t I just be Brad?” 
“Ugh,” Natasha groans. “No way. You’re not a Brad. Just put Roo.” 
Jake’s face lights up like he just solved the mystery of why the sky is blue. “Good one, Phoenix. Thanks.” 
“What am I?” she asks. 
“Phone,” Javy replies, deadpan. 
Natasha blinks. “Phone? As in P-H-O-N-E?” 
“Yep,” Bradley chuckles. 
“What the fuck, Bagman?” She steps up to the little tablet where he’s typing the names. “Move. You’re an idiot.” 
You stifle a laugh and turn to Mickey and Reuben. “Want to get shoes?” 
They both nod, and you head toward the main counter—though not without catching the way Bob’s eyes drop to your legs, his throat working on a swallow as you walk away. 
You grab your shoes and rejoin the group, flopping down beside Bob just close enough to make him squirm. Then you lean forward, swapping your Converse for the white, red, and blue striped Velcro bowling shoes. 
When you’re done, you stand up and put one foot out. “These shoes are hot. Might have to steal them.” 
“You know what,” Jake says with a smirk, “I think you’re just gorgeous enough to make ‘em work. What do you think, Bobby?” 
You glance down at the man sitting beside you. The poor guy who’s basically eye-level—thanks to these ridiculously low seats—with your ass. The man whose glasses are just a little foggy by the bridge of his nose as he breathes a bit faster than usual. His cheeks are pink, lips parted, and his eyes are so wide—and so blatantly glued to your short, short skirt—that you can barely keep from laughing. 
“Bob?” you ask, voice full of faux innocence. 
He clears his throat, blue eyes flicking up to your face. “Y-Yeah. It’s a nice dress.” 
There’s a beat—everyone turns to Bob—and then they all burst out laughing. Mickey curls over, Reuben tips his head back, Jake’s face twists up, and Natasha has to hold on to Bradley’s shoulder to keep from falling over. 
Bob blinks, brow furrowed, looking back at you as the red in his cheeks deepens. “He wasn’t—we weren’t talking about the dress… were we?” 
You shake your head, biting back a smile. And with the way he’s looking at you—wide-eyed, breathless, full of heat—you feel a spark of boldness rise up in your chest. 
You reach out, pinch his chin between your fingers, and tilt his face up toward you. Then you lean in, slow and teasing, until there’s barely an inch of air between you—your voice a soft whisper just for him. 
“Don’t worry, Bobby,” you murmur. “I wore this dress just for you.” 
Then you straighten up with a wicked smile, leaving him speechless, blushing, and absolutely wrecked. 
You resist the urge to look back—even with all the teasing going on behind you—as you browse the rack of bowling balls. You pick one, mostly for its colour rather than its weight, and carry it over to the ball return where the others have already placed theirs. 
“We ready?” Natasha asks, finally tapping ‘finish’ on the tablet. 
The names pop up on the screen above the lane: Roo, Hngmn, Pback, Fboy, Nix, Bob, and Vex. 
“Rooster,” she calls, “you’re up.” 
Bradley steps forward, grabs a ball, and promptly sends it flying into the gutter. That’s all it takes. One terrible bowl and the trash talk ignites—like gasoline on an open flame. 
“Jesus, Rooster,” Reuben says. “My nephew could bowl better than that blindfolded—and he’s six, man.” 
“Yeah, dude,” Mickey laughs, “you sure you should be flying jets with that kind of coordination?” 
Bradley flips them off before picking up the ball again, dialling in his focus and managing to knock over seven pins on his second try. 
“Alright, losers,” Jake says, swaggering up to the ball return. “Time to watch how a real man bowls.” 
Unfortunately for everyone, Jake is obnoxiously good at bowling and casually lands a spare without breaking a sweat. But then Reuben steps up and nails a strike, which earns him an impressive amount of booing. 
“What can I say?” he grins as he drops back into his seat. “I’m just too good.” 
Next up is Mickey, who insists he has a ‘signature move that never fails’. He then immediately wipes himself out and lands on his ass as the ball rolls tragically slow down the lane. It takes everyone a solid few minutes to recover from laughing. 
Natasha follows, and—with terrifying precision—manages to hit a spare, knocking down a seven-ten split like it’s nothing. 
“Alright, Baby,” Jake says, clapping a hand on Bob’s shoulder. “You ready to show us what you got?” 
Bob rolls his eyes and shrugs off Jake’s hand, the corner of his mouth twitching as he stands and heads for the ball return. You’re not sure if it’s intentional, but the jeans hugging his ass are outrageously distracting, and it takes a considerable amount of effort to look at the pins instead of his backside. 
By the time you finally manage to drag your eyes down the lane, the pins are already gone—swept clean away as Bob turns around with just the faintest hint of a smug grin. 
“Fuck,” Reuben mutters. “Bob can bowl.” 
“Oh, damn,” Mickey giggles. “Going after that is gonna suck.” 
You shoot him a look as you push out of your seat. “Thanks, Mick.” 
Bob doesn’t sit down right away—he steps over to the ball return, picks up your ball, and hands it to you with a soft smile. 
You take it, intentionally placing half a hand over his. “Thanks.” 
He nods once, then retreats to where the rest of the squad are waiting. 
“Need a little guidance, Vex?” Jake drawls, voice low and smug. “I give excellent hands-on instruction.” 
You roll your eyes, sliding your fingers into the holes. “I think I’d rather roll a gutter ball than have you breathing down my neck, Bagman. But thanks for the offer.” 
There's a chorus of oohs behind you as you turn back toward the lane. You step forward, swing the ball back, and—thunk—release it way too late. You’re honestly surprised it doesn’t leave a dent in the floor. It wobbles down the lane before veering off and sinking into the gutter just before the pins. 
“Damn,” you sigh, turning around with a sheepish grin. “I’m going to score lower than Rooster.” 
There are a few murmured insults about your lack of bowling skill, but you barely hear them. Bob catches your eye, his lips parted like he’s about to say something—offer to help maybe—but then he just... doesn’t. 
You watch him sink back in his seat as you pick up your ball and turn to the lane—this time with a bit more intention. 
Bending lower than strictly necessary, you wiggle your fingers into the ball’s grip and line up your shot with exaggerated focus. The hem of your dress shifts just enough to tease the tops of your thighs, and you don’t have to look to know Bob’s watching. You can feel it—the weight of his stare, the sudden shift in the air like gravity is a pressing down just little harder. 
You swing the ball back and release with a cleaner motion this time. It rolls straight—miraculously—and clips five pins on the right. Not bad. Not great. But right now, you're more interested in the reaction behind you. 
When you turn, Bob’s gaze jerks up like he’s been caught red-handed. His lips are parted, cheeks flushed, and he looks absolutely wrecked—like someone just knocked the wind out of him with a feather. 
Jake whistles low. “Pretty sure what I just witnessed is actually a crime in several states.” 
Reuben leans forward, eyes on Bob. “Oh, no. I think Bob is broken.” 
Mickey snorts. “Somebody reboot him.” 
Bob blinks hard, still dazed, and mumbles something under his breath. The rest of the squad continue laughing quietly, their eyes flicking between you and the flustered lieutenant—who is now very interested in the floor.  
You smile to yourself as you walk back, fighting the urge to smirk too hard as you drop into the seat beside him. 
“You know,” Bradley says as he steps up to the ball return, “if I’d known this game was about showing as much ass as possible, I would’ve worn my shortest skirt.” 
You roll your eyes and lean back, crossing your arms over your chest. “Please. You would've blinded everyone—and that’s probably the only way you'd have a shot at winning.” 
The squad bursts out laughing again while Bradley shoots you an unimpressed glare. Then he grabs his ball, turns toward the lane, and kicks off the next round. 
You stay quietly pressed to Bob’s side while the others take their turns. And honestly? You don’t care if the game ever continues. With his jean-clad thigh snug against your bare one, you could stay right here all night. 
And Bob doesn’t seem eager to move either. He stays close, legs aligned, knees brushing, arm grazing yours—his warmth wrapped around you like your favourite blanket. 
You’re seconds away from resting your head on his shoulder when Mickey pipes up, announcing that it’s Bob’s turn. He shifts slowly, giving you a soft smile as he stands and walks toward the ball return. 
This time, instead of watching his ass, your eyes track his hands. 
You’ve always had a thing for hands—especially Bob’s. They’re just... really nice hands. Big and steady, with long fingers that look like they could touch you in ways that would rewrite your entire understanding of pleasure. You’ve imagined those hands everywhere—ghosting over your skin, gripping your thighs, digging bruises into your hips, clawing down your back. 
You’ve thought about them more than what could ever be considered healthy. You could write poetry about those hands. Recite sonnets. Start a religion. 
And when those fingers sink into the bowling ball holes? 
Well, fuck. There’s nothing PG about this game—not when your brain is spiralling into fantasies about all the downright filthy ways that Bob Floyd could ruin you. 
“Hey,” Javy nudges your shoulder, knocking you out of your Bob-induced daydream. “It’s your turn, dude.” 
You blink, shaking your head and hoping your blush isn’t as obvious as it feels as you push out of your chair and walk up toward where Bob is. 
“Do you—uh, do you want some help?” he asks, holding your bowling ball in his hands. 
You fight the grin threatening to break across your face, nodding. “Sure.” 
“Hey!” Jake calls from behind you. “I offered first.” 
Reuben snorts. “Yeah, but she doesn’t want to bone you, does she?” 
Both you and Bob ignore them. You take the ball from his hand and move up to the lane, slipping your fingers into the holes and holding it at your chest. 
“Okay, coach,” you say with a small smirk. “Tell me what to do.” 
“Alright, here,” he says, voice barely above a whisper as he reaches out and gently takes your wrists. 
His touch is light, reverent, and it makes your breath catch. He adjusts your hands around the ball, slow and precise, like he’s memorising the shape of you. How warm you are. The way you respond so eagerly to his touch. 
“Fingers like this,” he murmurs. “You want a solid grip. Not too tight.” 
Your heart stutters. His hands are big—warm and rough in the best way—and they settle over yours like they were made to. When he steps closer to correct your stance, his chest brushes your back, and you feel everything. The press of him. The tension in his thighs. The tremble in his exhale. 
“Now,” he says, gently guiding your arm, “swing back like this—smooth, steady…” 
You try to follow, but it’s hard to focus when his hands slide down to your hips, positioning them with the lightest squeeze. You swear he groans under his breath—just barely audible, like he’s suffering. 
“That’s… yeah. Perfect.” 
He freezes. 
You don’t move. Neither does he. His hands are still on your hips, his breath coming faster now, his body just slightly more rigid. 
And then you feel it. 
Oh. 
Oh. 
You shift your hips—just a fraction—and he instantly jerks back like he’s been electrocuted. 
“Shit—uh, yeah, you—you got it. You’ll do great,” he stammers, voice suddenly strangled and two octaves higher. “I—uh—I’ve got to—bathroom. Real quick.” 
You turn just in time to see him rush off, pink in the ears, tripping slightly over a chair leg. 
“Was it something I said?” you call after him sweetly. 
Jake cackles from the bench. “Nah, I think you just short-circuited the poor guy.” 
Natasha leans forward, watching Bob disappear down the hallway. “Oh no,” she says with a grin. “I think Bob is completely falling apart at this point.” 
You grin, still tingling from where his hands touched you, as you turn back toward the lane. You roll the ball and, somehow, end up getting a spare—despite your brain being completely stuck on Bob... and what exactly had made him bolt so fast. 
Bradley gets up for his turn as you move dazedly back to your seat, mind hazy with thoughts of how Bob had felt pressed against you. 
“God, you’re so gone,” Natasha says with a soft laugh. 
You roll your eyes, but the dopey smile refuses to budge. 
“It’s a shame he’s too stupid to do anything about it,” Jake mutters. 
Natasha shoots him a look. “He’s not stupid. He’s cautious.” 
Reuben chuckles. “Yeah, well, if tonight’s anything to go by, Bobby might be throwing caution to the wind pretty soon.” 
You sigh as you sink into one of the low seats. “Not tonight, unfortunately.” 
They all look at you, confused. 
“Trevor’s staying at my place,” you explain simply. 
The group gasps—everyone but Natasha staring at you in disbelief. 
You frown. “What?” 
“I thought—” Mickey glances around like someone else might back him up. “I thought you only liked Bob.” 
You and Natasha—the only two in this group with any emotional intelligence, apparently—exchange a look. 
“She’s not into Trevor,” Nat says dryly. “And he’s definitely not into her.” 
“Yeah,” you add. “He’s gay.” 
“Like, very gay,” Natasha says. “Like, into Hangman gay.” 
Jake’s head snaps toward her. “Excuse me?” 
“Ohhh,” Mickey sighs. “That makes so much sense.” 
Reuben laughs. “Is that why he’s been stopping by every couple nights?” 
You laugh too, nodding. “Yeah. He’s been stuck on nights since getting stationed here, and he’s been bugging me to introduce him to Hangman. Thought it was fate when he found out our squad got moved to nights too.” 
“Excuse me,” Jake repeats. “What exactly makes a man extra gay for being into me?” 
The whole group breaks out laughing—Bradley included as he returns from taking his turn. 
“You’re just... pretty,” Javy says with a shrug. 
“So?” Jake throws up his hands. “What’s that supposed to mean?” 
“It’s a compliment, dude,” Reuben says. “Just take it.” 
Jake huffs, but the rest of the group turns back to you. 
“So, why is he staying at your place?” Mickey asks. 
“Yeah,” Bradley adds, “and why can’t you bring someone home? It’s your place.” 
“His plumbing at the barracks is all messed up, so I offered him my couch,” you explain, before looking at Bradley. “And I could bring someone home, but I’m pretty sure he’d make it weird. Plus, I’m not exactly a fan of… being quiet.” 
Jake tips his head back with a dramatic groan. “God, why is it always the quiet nerds who get the hot freaky girls?” 
You giggle and pat his knee. “Oh, Hangman. You’re delusional if you think Floyd isn’t a freak too.” 
“Ugh,” Natasha groans. “Why does this feel like you’re talking about my brother?” 
“She’s right, though,” Mickey says, thoughtful. “Bob’s got something about him.” 
The rest of the squad nods, unspoken agreement passing between them while Jake’s eyes flick around in horrified disbelief. 
“What’d I miss?” Bob asks, suddenly reappearing at the edge of the group. 
Everyone falls silent. 
“Hangman’s stalling,” Natasha says coolly, “because he realised he’s going to lose.” 
Jake narrows his eyes at her as he stands. “You’re going down, Trace. This next one’s a strike.” 
He stalks off toward the ball return, and the game resumes. 
Thankfully, Bob doesn’t question the odd look Mickey gives him as he sits down beside you. Only this time, he keeps his distance—at least an inch between your bodies, careful not to let even the fabric of his shirt brush your arm. He doesn’t look at you, either. His gaze stays locked on the lane, watching each turn with intense focus. And he definitely doesn’t offer any more hands-on guidance for the rest of the night— though the blush on his cheeks stays stubbornly in place. 
After two games of bowling, a round of hot dogs, and more shit-talking than could possibly be quantified, everyone decides to call it a night. It isn’t even that late, but with your wrecked sleep schedules, you’re all starting to feel a little loopy. 
You swap back into your own shoes, return the bowling pair, duck into the bathroom, and head for the door. Everyone but Bob is already outside, but like the gentleman he is, he’s still inside—waiting by the claw machine with his nose buried in his phone. 
“Hey, superstar,” you say as you approach. “How’s it feel to be the best bowler in the squad?” 
He glances up with a soft smile. “One of the best,” he corrects. “I only won the first game.” 
You smirk, confidence flooding your gut. “Was it first-game luck or my skirt that threw you off during the second?” 
His face flushes bright red, eyes going wide like he’s just been caught in a lie. “I—uh, no, I just—” 
You roll your eyes playfully. “I was joking, Bob. Calm down.” 
He presses his lips together and nods, eyes flicking down to your bare legs for the briefest second before returning to your face. 
You nod toward the doors. “Come on. Let’s get out of here before the others get suspicious.” 
He nods and gestures for you to lead the way—so you do, swinging your hips just a little extra. 
He hesitates for a beat, and you can feel his gaze sear into the exposed skin of your legs before he doubles his steps to catch up and walk beside you. 
“I was wondering,” you say quickly, forcing the words out before you lose your nerve. “Did you—um,” you clear your throat, “want to hang out tomorrow night?” 
He glances at you, blue eyes swimming with something you can’t quite place. 
“Just us,” you clarify, voice dropping. “Kind of like… a date?” 
There’s a pause. An awkward pause. 
The hairs on the back of your neck rise and your stomach twists. 
“Um,” he drops his gaze to the ground, brows knitting. “I—I can’t tomorrow. I’ve got—I mean, I haven’t done laundry like… all week with the shift change, and I really need to catch up before Monday.” 
Heat floods your face, embarrassment settling heavy and sour in your gut. 
“I’m sorry,” he mutters, still staring at the floor. 
You dip your chin and blink hard, swallowing the burn rising behind your eyes. “No problem,” you say, keeping your voice even. “Hope you have fun doing laundry.” 
Then you double your pace and slip out the doors, not bothering to hold it open. You cross the parking lot quickly, making a beeline for Natasha’s car without so much as a glance toward the others. You yank the passenger door open, slide in, and slam it shut. 
- Bob - 
“What’d you do?” Natasha asks, arms crossed and eyes narrowed. 
Bob takes a slow breath as he drags his eyes up to meet her glare. “Nothing,” he mutters. 
“Yeah?” She arches a brow. “So, Vex will say the same thing when I ask her?” 
He pinches the bridge of his nose, rubbing the spot where his glasses sit. “Probably not, Phoenix. But you know what? I don’t really feel like explaining myself to you right now, so please—just drop it.” 
She rolls her eyes and lets her arms fall to her sides, keys jingling in one hand. “I really thought you were one of the good ones, Floyd. I’m a little disappointed.” 
Then she turns and mumbles goodbye to the rest of the squad—who are all watching with wide eyes—before walking to her car and climbing into the driver’s seat. 
Bob can still feel your glare through the windshield, even if the dark night doesn’t let him see you clearly inside the car. 
As soon as Natasha peels out of the lot, Bob feels the shift—the boys’ eyes snap toward him. 
“So,” Jake says, brows raised, “what did you do?” 
Bob exhales and leans back against his car, arms crossing over his chest. “She asked me out,” he says quietly, “and I told her no… because I have laundry to do.” 
There’s a collective intake of breath. The atmosphere sharpens with something unspoken but easily understood: Bob fucked up—bad. 
“You what?” Reuben asks, leaning in. 
Bradley lets out a low chuckle. “Holy shit, Floyd. That was dumb.” 
“I know,” Bob huffs. 
He’s not sure why he couldn’t tell Natasha but has no issue telling the others. Maybe because Natasha was about to get in a car with you and hear the story anyway—so why bother? Or maybe it’s because he’s a little afraid of Nat. And he knows, deep down, that he messed up. He just didn’t feel like getting chewed out by his sharp-tongued pilot tonight. 
“Why the hell wouldn’t you say yes?” Jake frowns. “She’s so into you—it’s almost a joke. And she’s gorgeous. Who cares about the age gap?” 
Bob’s eyes snap toward him, brow furrowed. “You’re the one who always has something to say about it. You literally call me a cradle-snatcher, like… once a week.” 
Jake rolls his eyes. “Because it’s fun to get a rise out of you. I don’t actually mean it.” 
“Yeah, dude,” Javy adds. “If we thought it was wrong, we’d say something. We make fun of you both because it’s obvious you’re obsessed with each other.” 
“Honestly,” Mickey pipes up, “I thought you two were already dating and just keeping it from us.” 
Bob buries his face in his hands, the heat in his cheeks burning against his palms. “For fuck’s sake.” 
“Oh, wow,” Reuben mutters. “Bob just swore.” 
Bradley drops a hand on Bob’s shoulder. “Maybe you should call her. Or—I don’t know—go see her tomorrow. Apologise. You don’t have to date her, but if that’s how you feel, you need to be clear. Don’t lead her on. And you definitely owe her an apology for that shitty laundry excuse.” 
Bob nods slowly, letting his hands drop. “Yeah. I know.” 
Mickey chuckles, pulling his keys from his pocket. “Good luck, dude.” 
They all say their goodbyes and head for their cars, leaving Bob still leaning against the side of his own, a far-off look in his eyes and guilt twisting in his chest. 
He barely sleeps that night. 
Every time he closes his eyes, he sees the profile of your face after he said no—the way your eyes glossed over, your jaw clenched, and your lips pressed into a thin, unshakable line. The memory cuts through him like a blade. 
He hates the thought of hurting you. But more than that, he hates himself—because he knows he did. He knows you cried, whether it happened in the car or the moment you got home. Either way, the result is the same—he made you cry. And that thought alone makes him feel sick. 
Before the sun even rises, he’s out of bed. Sleep abandoned, guilt gnawing at his insides, he laces up his shoes and goes for a run—trying to outrun the tight knot in his chest. He knows he’ll have to sleep later and stay up again tonight, thanks to another stretch of night shifts. But that doesn’t matter. What matters is talking to you. This morning. If you’ll even let him. 
After his run, sweat still cooling on his skin, he finally works up the nerve to text you: ‘Hey, sorry about last night. Are you free this morning?’ 
An hour passes. Nothing. 
And he knows you’re ignoring him—because you’ve reacted to a couple of messages in the group chat. You’re awake. You’re just not answering him. And honestly, he doesn’t blame you. 
By ten o’clock, he can’t stand it anymore. 
The ache in his chest is unbearable. His head is pounding. The guilt in his stomach is curling tighter with every passing second. But it’s not just guilt. It’s not just the regret of hurting a friend’s feelings. 
It’s worse—because it’s you. 
You’re his favourite person in the whole damn world. He can admit that now. You make him laugh. You make him feel like himself. And as much as he’s tried not to need you… he does. Desperately. 
The age gap isn’t the real problem—it never was. Maybe it’s just an excuse, something to hide behind because deep down, he doesn’t think he deserves you. But that’s not good enough anymore. He has to fix this. Even if you never forgive him, even if things can’t go back to how they were—he has to try. 
Because Robert Floyd knows now, without a doubt, that he’s in love with you. 
And God, he hopes he can say it out loud—because it might be the only thing that can save him now. 
Before Bob even knows exactly how he’s going to say everything that’s been spinning through his head, he’s already outside your apartment building. He knows where it is because he helped you move in after the Dagger Squad was made a permanent unit at North Island. 
He still thinks about that day, too. About the exercise tights you wore—how they clung to your ass like a second skin. About the loose tee you eventually peeled off because you were overheating, leaving you in nothing but a sports bra. And when you finally took a break, beer in hand on your new balcony, he watched you cool down… and watched your nipples pebble beneath the Lycra fabric. 
Bob felt like a total creep that day, but that hasn’t stopped him from—repeatedly—getting off to the memory of you on that balcony. Cheeks pink, lips wet with beer, eyes so wide and innocent, even though he’s pretty sure you knew exactly what you were doing to him… 
He shakes his head and forces his feet to move—into the building, into the elevator, and up to your floor. The hallway feels both way too long and not nearly long enough as he approaches your door. Then, with a deep breath, he raises his hand and knocks three times. 
His heart is caught in his throat, hammering like it’s trying to escape. He’s felt pressure in the cockpit, but nothing like this. This is worse than pulling 8 Gs. 
The door swings open, and he opens his mouth to immediately beg you to hear him out—but… it’s not you. 
“Bob,” Trevor says with a sleepy grin and a wicked glint in his eye. “What a surprise to see you here.” 
His hair’s a mess, his cheeks are flushed, and his eyes are half-lidded. He looks like he either just woke up… or just got done doing something naked and personal with someone else. Which might explain why he’s shirtless, wearing nothing but a crooked pair of boxers that—at least in Bob’s opinion—aren’t leaving much to the imagination. 
“I—uh, Trevor?” 
Trevor nods, brow furrowing slightly. “The one and only. You good, man? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” 
Bob wishes it were a ghost. Because what he’s seeing right now is ten times more horrifying than anything spooky or undead. 
He clears his throat. “Y-Yeah, I’m good. I just—um, I was going to ask Vex if—” 
“Who is it?” you call groggily from deeper inside the apartment, your voice thick with sleep. 
Trevor smirks over his shoulder. “Floyd!” 
“What?” 
He nudges the door open a little wider, revealing you in nothing but an oversized U.S. Navy tee. Your hair is mussed, your cheeks are flushed, and your eyes are narrowed—definitely not surprised. Just… pissed. 
“What are you doing here?” you ask, arms crossed tight against your chest. 
Bob stares, wide-eyed. You’re not shocked. You’re not flustered. You're still mad. How could you still be mad at him now? 
“I—uh, well—” He shakes his head and steps back, his stomach swirling nauseously. “Nothing. It’s fine. Just—forget it. You two have fun.” 
Then he turns on his heel and practically jogs down the hall, mashing the elevator button hard enough to hurt. He can hear your voice behind him, Trevor’s too, but he doesn’t care. He doesn’t want to care. He just wants to get the hell out of here before he goddamn cries over the fact that the woman he loves just jumped into bed with the next guy right after he turned her down. 
Does he have any right to be this angry? Probably not. But still—why couldn’t you see it from his point of view? Why couldn’t you understand he was just… hesitant? That he needed some time to wrap his head around it? 
But no. You couldn’t be patient. You couldn’t wait. 
Because maybe you’re not as into him as everyone keeps saying. Maybe you never were. 
God, he should’ve known. He should have known it was too good to be true. Why would someone like you want someone like him? And why would you waste your time waiting—when you could have just about any man you wanted? 
- You - 
“What was that about?” Trevor asks, his head still half-stuck out the door like Bob might suddenly come back. 
You drop onto the couch, shoving aside the blanket Trevor had been using. “Don’t know,” you mutter. “Maybe he was thinking about apologising for being a jerk, but then decided to just keep being one.” 
Trevor turns to you with a puzzled frown. “What?” 
“You heard me.” 
He shuts the door and walks slowly toward to the lounge. “Yeah, but I didn’t understand you. What’s with the attitude?” 
You sigh, rolling your eyes. “I asked him out last night.” 
Trevor gasps—loudly. 
“But he said no.” 
He rears back, brows drawn. “What? Why?” 
“Because he has laundry to do.” 
Trevor’s eyes go wide, his mouth falling open. “No.” 
“Yup,” you mutter, sinking deeper into the cushions. “That’s what the attitude is for.” 
He nods slowly, still staring. “Right… but then why did he show up here?” 
You shrug. “Maybe to apologise. Or maybe he was going to let me down for good. Tell me to stop flirting with him, or whatever.” 
Trevor frowns again, his eyes glazing over like he's lost in thought. 
You nudge his knee with your foot. “What’s that look for?” 
“Nothing,” he says quickly, though the curiosity stays fixed on his face. 
“Trevor…” 
He exhales a short breath. “I mean—do you think he thought… you and I…? You know?” He gestures vaguely between the two of you. “He knows I’m gay, right?” 
You snort. “Yes, Grinder. Bob Floyd, along with all of North Island, is very aware that you’re gay. I was literally talking about it with the squad last night.” 
He nods. “Good. ‘Cause if he didn’t, me opening the door shirtless and you in that ridiculously oversized tee might’ve looked real bad.” 
You barely hear him as he continues to rant about men and miscommunication. Instead, you flick on the TV, letting the background noise of old cartoon reruns wash over you while the memory of last night replays on loop. 
You let yourself feel it—let your chest ache with it—and hope it’s enough to kill off this stupid crush once and for all. 
But deep down, you know the truth. 
Whatever this is, it stopped being just a crush a while ago. 
And you’re starting to fear that maybe—just maybe—you’ve accidentally fallen in love with Bob Floyd. 
You spend the rest of the day sulking on the couch like it’s your full-time job, while Trevor obliterates your kitchen trying to make homemade macarons to ‘cheer you up.’ Normally, you’d be in there with him, correcting his technique and keeping the apartment from burning down, but not today. Today, you’re tired and heartbroken. 
The two of you stay up late trying to adjust to the coming week of night shifts, but by two a.m. you’re passed out on the lounge… and promptly woken at four by Trevor’s snoring. That’s when you give up, throw on your shoes, and go for a run—hoping to burn through enough energy to sleep through the day before shift. 
Trevor is gone by the time your alarm goes off at eight p.m., giving you an hour to tidy the apartment before showering and heading off to base. You stopped living on base when the Dagger Squad was made permanent at North Island, same as most of the others. It’s nice not having to share bathrooms or constantly wonder whether you’re going to get all your socks back from the laundry room. But you’d be lying if you said you didn’t miss running into your friends all the time—running into Bob. 
The sky is dark and the base is quiet as you park your car and make your way to the squadron building. Your stomach twists nervously at the thought of seeing not just Bob, but your whole squad. You know they’d all know by now—that you asked Bob out and he shut you down. 
Honestly, you wouldn’t even be surprised if Maverick knew. 
“Hey,” Natasha says, meeting you by the stairs before you enter the briefing room. 
You give her a tight smile. 
“Feeling any better?” 
You shake your head, lips still pulled into a watery smile as you push the door open. 
Bob is already in his usual seat—because of course he is—but he doesn’t look up when you walk in. He doesn’t give you that soft smile he usually does whenever he sees you. 
Instead, he keeps his eyes locked on the lid of his travel mug, jaw tight as he flicks the little tab open and closed. 
Natasha gives you a sidelong glance, her brows drawn curiously. She knows what happened—you told her—but you haven’t yet filled her in on the part where he showed up at your apartment and then left in a hurry. 
You shake your head, giving her a silent look that says you’ll fill her in later. Then you turn and make your way to the back of the room, sinking into one of the furthest possible chairs from where Bob is seated. 
It isn’t long before Maverick walks in and starts the briefing. He rambles on about a possible mission on the horizon, which means upcoming hops and drills are going to be more purpose-driven. He wants to work closely with the WSOs, having them and their pilots fly point to spot anything the night might hide from the F/A-18E drivers. 
You’re not particularly bothered by that, because after tonight, the rest of your hops are scheduled with Reuben and Mickey. Which means you only have to deal with Bob for one night. Just one. You only have to pretend to listen to him for one night. Then you get almost a full week’s reprieve. 
“Alright,” Maverick says, shutting his notebook. “Phoenix, Bob, Hangman, Vex—you’re on deck. The rest of you, head to the ready room.” 
Everyone shuffles out, the group splitting down the corridor as half of you head outside and the other half veer toward the ready room. 
You let Natasha and Bob take the lead, half-listening to Jake whine about how much he hates NVGs and how night shifts ruin his gym schedule. 
Then the cart ride is silent—tension so thick that even Maverick doesn’t bother breaking it. 
Once at the hangar, you start gearing up and going through the motions—chatting with ground crew, checking your jet, adjusting your equipment, running internals. You wait until it’s your turn to be taxied out, then climb into the cockpit and try to settle your nerves. 
You take a deep breath and call on every ounce of focus and maturity you have just to stop yourself from shutting off comms. You might be pissed right now, but this is your job. The job you worked way too hard for to let some ridiculously gorgeous lieutenant break your heart badly enough to get you grounded. 
Tonight, the sky is clear but moonless—the darkness heavier than usual. You check your instruments twice—three times—and remind yourself it’s just another hop. You’ve done this a thousand times before. 
But still, your hands stay tight on the controls. 
You fly in relative radio silence for the first twenty minutes, squinting through slightly misaligned NVGs. You’d fiddled with them on the ground until you gave up and told yourself your vision was good enough. It’s quieter than usual, and you’re not sure if that’s because no one has anything to say—or because the night feels eerily still. 
Natasha and Bob are flying point, with you and Jake in the second element. Maverick is out here too, but only observing—watching closely as you run a low-level, terrain-following route meant to simulate a high-risk strike. 
You’ve done this kind of thing a hundred times, even at night. But something about this hop feels off. Or maybe it’s just you, flying like you’ve got something to prove—to yourself, or to someone else. You haven’t decided yet. 
Then Bob’s voice crackles through the comms, steady and low. “Vex, you’re a little wide on your spacing.” 
You don’t answer, but you adjust—barely. 
“Maintain visual, Vex,” Natasha adds, voice firm. “Don’t ride solo tonight.” 
You bite the inside of your cheek and flick your radio toggle. “Copy.” 
You fall back into formation as the terrain-following manoeuvres begin—tight dips, sweeping curves, a mock run on radar targets ahead. You lock in, gripping the stick, head tipped forward, forcing your focus to drown out the simmering frustration. 
It’s not an easy run, but you’ve done it before. You know the tricky spots, and you’re watching out for your team, flying just a little closer than what’s usually comfortable. You’d be flying almost perfectly—if it weren’t for Bob’s corrections crackling through the radio. His voice in your ear every few minutes, low and steady. Commanding. It’s making your skin crawl and your pulse race. 
You know you’re better than this. You’ve trained to handle the worst. To stay sharp pulling 10 Gs, to keep cool weaving through canyons at Mach 2. And yet somehow, Bob Floyd’s maddeningly smooth voice telling you and Jake how not to crash is what’s making you consider pulling the damn ejection handle. 
“Vex, you’ve got a ridge coming up,” Bob says, his tone sharper now, more urgent. “Drop throttle. Adjust heading five degrees right.” 
You hesitate. Your altimeter says you’re good, and your gut says you’re fine. You think—no, you know—you can hold it. 
“Vex—” he tries again. 
“I’ve got it,” you snap, breathless as you press on, trying to hold your line. 
Jake cuts in with something sharp, but you don’t catch it—because suddenly the warning tone in your headset screams. 
Your heart lurches. 
Terrain. Too close. Too fast. 
“Pull up! Pull up!” Bob’s voice slices through the comms. “Vex, you’re too low!” 
You grit your teeth, trying to correct, trying to climb—but it’s too dark, too fast. Everything is a blur. 
“Vex, listen to me—pull up!” His voice cracks. “You’re going to hit—” 
“Eject!” Maverick shouts, raw panic in his tone. “Vex, eject now!” 
“I can save it,” you mutter, voice strained. “I can—" 
Then you see it. A flash of jagged terrain through the cockpit glass—a dark silhouette where there should be sky. And in that split second, the truth hits you like a punch to the chest. 
You’re not going to make it. 
Your hand flies to the ejection handle, pulling it hard. 
The canopy blasts away with a deafening crack, wind slamming into you like a freight train. The violent jolt of the seat launches you skyward, your body wrenched into the dark as the jet disappears in a blur of motion below. 
Then—freefall. 
The sky spins. The world tilts. The parachute deploys with a brutal yank that rattles your spine. 
But you’re too low. Far too low. 
You don’t even have time to brace. 
You hit the ground hard—a bone-snapping impact that knocks every breath from your lungs. The force slams through your leg with a sickening pop. 
White-hot pain detonates through you. 
Your vision flashes. Your stomach turns. You can’t even scream. 
And then… everything goes still. 
Muted. 
Quiet. 
Like the world took a breath—and left you behind. 
You wake to the steady beep of a monitor. Your eyelids are heavy, your mouth is dry, and there’s pain everywhere. It’s not as excruciating as it had been right before you blacked out, but it’s there—dull and throbbing, a bitter reminder of what had happened when you ejected from your jet. 
It feels like it was only seconds ago, but you know better than that. You’re not that out of it. 
The sharp sting of antiseptic hits your nose. There are low murmurs nearby, the shuffle of feet across tile, and the distant sounds of other beeping machines. Even before you manage to open your eyes, you know—you’re in a hospital. 
The white and blue walls are almost blinding, but after a few sticky blinks, your vision finally sharpens. You roll your tongue against the roof of your mouth, searching for moisture. 
You try—and fail—to sit up. Your body is too heavy against the crunchy hospital pillows, and your right leg is pinned down even more by a thick black-and-white brace. 
“Ow,” you mutter, voice hoarse and barely audible. 
There’s a sudden gasp beside you, then a quick shuffle of movement. 
A warm hand wraps around yours as dark blue eyes swim into focus above you, wide and full of concern—rimmed red, with deep purple shadows underneath. 
“You’re awake,” he says, voice rough before he clears his throat, like he's trying to swallow down something heavier. 
“Bob,” you whisper, lips cracking as they stretch into a soft smile. 
He doesn’t say anything. He just looks at you. His face is pale, exhaustion carved into every line, his eyes scanning your face like he’s trying to memorise it. Or maybe—trying to recognise it. Because whatever softness was there fades fast, replaced by something harder. His lips flatten into a thin line. His hand tightens around yours… then lets go. 
He stands straight, jaw clenched, and turns to the wall to press the nurse call button. 
You frown, but before you can speak—if you even could with how dry your mouth is—a nurse rushes in. 
“Oh, you’re awake!” she says brightly, green eyes lighting up as she stops beside the bed. “How are you feeling?” 
You clear your throat. “Thirsty.” 
She nods and quickly wheels the little table over, pouring water from the pitcher into a small plastic cup. She then hands it to you before using the bed remote to ease you into a more upright position. 
“Thanks,” you rasp after a few sips, your voice clearer now. 
The nurse smiles softly, her eyes flicking between you and Bob. “He didn’t leave your side. Not for a second.” 
You turn to look at him, but all traces of warmth are gone. He looks almost angry, his gaze fixed straight ahead—not at you or the nurse, but at the wall. His jaw is tight, his shoulders tense, and his hands are clearly balled into fists in his pockets. 
He’s still in his flight suit, which means he’s been with you since the second search and rescue found you. 
“I’ll give you two a minute,” the nurse says. “I’m just going to grab the doctor, alright?” 
You nod, not even looking at her, and she shuffles out of the room, swinging the door half shut on her way. 
Bob’s eyes flick to you. “Are you in pain?” 
You shift slightly, the dull throb in your leg pulsing back to life. “Yeah,” you wince. “A little. But it’s bearable.” 
He doesn’t move. His whole body is tense, only his eyes locked on you—sharp and unrelenting. 
“You have a hairline fracture in your femur,” he says. 
You glance down at the brace wrapped around your leg. 
“You’re lucky it wasn’t a full break,” he adds. “You’d have been grounded for at least six months—or longer. Probably would’ve had to requalify, if you even got cleared again.” 
You swallow hard. He’s angry—really angry. The way he’s looking at you, it’s like he’s torn between wrapping you in his arms or walking out the door and never looking back. 
“You didn’t listen,” he says, voice cracking as he takes a step forward. “You were supposed to listen to me, and you didn’t. I—I told you just last week that if something happened, it would be my fault.” 
Tears sting your eyes, blurring your vision. “This isn’t your—” 
“No,” he snaps. “It’s not. This is your fault. Because you were reckless, and cocky, and too caught up in your own shit to listen to a perfectly sound call from your WSO.” 
You blink, warm tears slipping down your cheek. “Bob, I—” 
“Don’t,” he says, voice low and raw. “Don’t say my name like that. Don’t look at me like I’m the only person you want to see right now.” He lets out a shaky breath, dragging a hand through his hair. “I’ve been here for two days. I haven’t slept. I haven’t eaten. You scared the shit out of me. I thought you were dead. You went down so fast, you—you—” 
The door swings open and a middle-aged woman with white-blonde hair pulled into a tight bun steps in. “Lieutenants,” she greets briskly. “Sorry to interrupt, but there are a few things we need to go over.” 
Bob straightens immediately. “Thank you, Doctor. I’ll be leaving now.” 
Her brows knit together, but she doesn’t stop him as he turns and walks out. 
His footsteps are heavy. Forced. Like it’s taking everything he’s got to walk away and not look back. 
After a whirlwind of doctors, nurses, and a long debrief with the flight surgeon, you're finally discharged. You can’t drive—of course—so they pack you into a general escort car with your leg still in the brace and a pair of crutches tossed in beside you. Fantastic. 
Once you’re home, you collapse into bed and immediately pass out. But it’s not exactly restful. Your brain won’t shut off—won’t stop replaying the way Bob looked at you, the anger in his voice, the exhaustion written all over his face. How he never left your side. How he still hasn’t responded to your text thanking him for staying. Or the one where you apologised for not listening to him in the air. 
You want to talk to him. Need to talk to him. Because you're not planning on staying grounded forever, and when you’re back on your feet, you’re not transferring out. The Dagger Squad isn’t just a group of friends—they’re your family. Bob included. In a completely non-incestuous way, obviously. Even though there are definitely some things you’d like to do to him that would make a family dinner wildly uncomfortable. 
But first, he has to reply. He has to acknowledge that you exist. 
When you wake again, it’s dark, and your phone is lit up with a flood of messages from the team. You take your time replying to each one, then hobble into the bathroom, ditch the brace, and take the hottest, longest shower your body can tolerate. 
The next few hours are spent on the couch, anxiously watching the clock until Natasha finally texts you to say they’ve been dismissed. Which means Bob is off. Which means he has no excuse. 
But still—nothing. You call. He doesn’t answer. Then Natasha texts again to let you know she watched him decline it. 
Great. Another win. 
Two whole days pass, and still no word. 
You’re supposed to be on bed rest for two weeks before the flight surgeon clears you for light duties, but you’re going stir-crazy. With the squad on night shifts and your circadian rhythm completely fucked, you haven’t spoken to anyone but Trevor—once, over the phone—in forty-eight hours. Unless you count text messages, which you don’t. 
All you want is to talk to Bob. Ask him why the hell he came to your house that day. Why he was so pissed at you that night. And why he thinks it’s okay to spend two full days sitting beside your hospital bed and then just vanish like none of it happened. 
At this point, you don’t even care if he professes his undying love for you—though you’d strongly prefer it—you just want an explanation. You want to know what you did to hurt him so badly, and how to make it right. Because more than anything, you need him. And if friendship is the only version of him you’re allowed to have... then you’ll take it. 
Even if it kills you. 
By the third day… or night—you’re not even sure anymore—you decide to take matters into your own hands. 
Your alarm blares at four a.m., an hour before you know the squad will be dismissed, and you wriggle out of bed and into a loose pair of sweatpants before securing your brace over the top. Then you tug on your stupidly oversized U.S. Navy shirt, grab your crutches, and hobble out the door. 
You know where Bob lives—in the least creepy way possible—because you all moved out of the barracks around the same time, and you helped each other move. So, you call an Uber, hauling your injured self into the back seat with grim determination and only a small amount of whining. 
It’s barely a ten-minute drive, which gives you about half an hour to crutch your way up the fire stairs—because of course the elevator requires a swipe card—to his apartment. 
You know it’s ridiculous. You could’ve just waited in the lobby. But you don’t want to give him the chance to run away—again, in the least creepy way possible. The plan is to corner him at his apartment door, and maybe guilt-trip him a little with how much effort it took just for you to get there. At the very least, he’d have to escort you back down to the lobby with his swipe card… and maybe you could ‘accidentally’ sabotage the lift so it broke down. Then he’d be stuck with you. 
Jesus. Thirty-six hours alone and you’re already in full-blown serial killer mode. 
It takes twenty minutes to reach his floor, with plenty of breaks along the way, but eventually, you make it. You hobble down the hallway and lean against his door, dropping your head back with a soft thunk. 
Not even a minute later, Natasha texts you to say they’ve been dismissed—because of course you filled her in on your plan. 
And then you wait. With a racing pulse, a throbbing leg, and about a thousand thoughts spiralling through your brain. You wait. 
At one point, a neighbour emerges from a nearby door, startling you. They give you a deeply dubious look before slipping into the elevator, and you make a mental note to tell Bob that they might warn him about a crazy, broken-legged woman lurking outside his apartment. 
Your breathing picks up as the minutes pass—faster and faster until it feels impossible to catch. You feel dizzy, like you might pass out just waiting for him. But then—ding. 
The elevator doors slide open, and Bob steps out. 
Seeing him for the first time in three days shouldn’t feel like a religious experience—but it fucking does. God, he looks good. Even sleep-deprived, rumpled, and sporting messy helmet hair, he’s a walking wet dream in a flight suit deliberately designed for your destruction. 
“Hey,” you say quietly, not wanting to startle him. 
He jumps anyway—just a little. His feet still, eyes widening behind his glasses, brows pulling together. 
“What are you doing here?” 
You push off the door, steadying yourself on your crutches. “Good to see you too,” you say dryly. “I’ve been alright. A little lonely, borderline insane. My leg’s killing me after a thousand stairs. But hey—you look... tired. How’s the squad?” 
He studies you for a moment. His frown softens, and you swear the corner of his mouth twitches. 
“I am tired,” he says. “The squad’s fine. Also tired.” 
You nod. “Cool. So... everyone’s tired.” 
He pulls his keys from his pocket and starts walking toward you, closing the distance. 
“That all you came to talk about?” he asks. 
You roll your eyes and shuffle aside. “What do you think?” 
He sighs. “I think I’m not going straight to bed anymore.” 
The door swings inward and he steps through, holding it open for you—wide as possible. 
“That would be correct,” you say, flashing a grin as you hobble inside. 
He shuts the door behind you and slides the chain lock into place. 
You try not to appear as awkward as you feel, but crutches aren’t exactly graceful—and you haven’t had much practice. You make your way past the kitchen toward the small living room, where a plush cream sofa waits with perfectly fluffed pillows and a decorative throw draped neatly over the back. You’re just about to drop onto it when a warm hand catches your elbow. 
“Here,” he says softly, his other hand reaching to take the crutches from you. 
He’s so close you can feel his warmth. You catch his scent—clean linen, a hint of jet fuel, and something subtle and spicy that’s so unmistakably him. 
“Thanks,” you murmur, eyes locked on his lips. 
He helps ease you down slowly onto the couch before straightening and setting your crutches aside, leaning them against the wall beside the TV cabinet. 
“Let me just get changed,” he says, already turning toward his bedroom without a second glance. 
He’s gone less than a minute. When he returns, he’s wearing dark blue joggers and a white sleep shirt worn so thin it’s almost translucent. 
“Water?” he asks, detouring into the kitchen. 
You shake your head. “I’m good—but thanks.” 
He’s stalling. You know it. But you can be patient. 
He pours himself a glass, drains it, then pours another before finally making his way back into the living room. He sits at the very end of the chaise lounge—about as far from you as possible. 
“Okay,” he says. “You want to talk?” 
You nod, adjusting your posture even though you're already stiff with nerves. 
“Look,” you begin, eyes dropping to your lap. “I know why you’re mad about the accident—I get it. It was stupid. I was reckless. I deserve to be in this stupid brace. I shouldn’t have ignored you, and I shouldn’t have let personal shit bleed into work. I’m sorry.” 
You glance up, but he doesn’t react—doesn’t move. He just blinks. 
Still, you press on. “If I could go back, I would. If there was anything I could do to make it up to you—or the squad—I’d do it. But we’re here now, I feel like shit, and the accident is on my record. I’m just glad none of you, or Mav, are in trouble because of me.” 
He’s still silent, but you can see it now—his eyes keep flicking down to your shirt, his frown darkening each time. 
“What I don’t get,” you say, your voice tightening, “is why you were already mad that night. Why you came to my apartment that morning but ran off without—” 
“That’s irrelevant,” he cuts in, voice low—lethal. 
You frown. “What do you mean irrelevant? The whole reason I was in a bad mood that night is because you rejected me and then acted like I did something wrong.” 
His eyes widen. “Oh, so it’s my fault now? That what you’re saying?” 
“No,” you snap. “Of course not. God, Bob, none of this is your fault. It’s mine. It’s all mine. I was the idiot who asked you out, the idiot who got mad when you said no, and the idiot who let it affect her at work. I’m not blaming you. I just want to understand.” 
He takes an infuriatingly calm sip of water, gaze still fixed on your torso. 
“You want to know why I said no when you asked me out?” 
You shake your head. “I know why you said no.” 
His brow creases. “You do?” 
You sigh, eyes falling to your fingers as they toy with the hem of your shirt. “Because you don’t like me. That’s it. And I need to accept that. I shouldn’t have pushed it, or forced myself on you, and—” 
He scoffs—sharp and dry—cutting you off. “You’re joking, right?” 
You look up, blinking slowly. “Um… no. Not really.” 
His laugh is sharp—bitter and cracked—so not Bob. 
“You think I don’t like you?” he says, voice rising—unsteady now. “Are you insane?” 
He stands suddenly, running a hand through his hair as if trying to keep himself from flying apart. 
“I have never cared about anyone the way I care about you. You are the only damn thing I think about. I can’t sleep, I’m not hungry, I can’t focus—I just want you. All the time. Do you know how maddening that is?” His eyes are wild when they meet yours. “And yeah, I said no when you asked me out, but that wasn’t because I didn’t want to. God, I wanted to. I wanted to say yes so badly it hurt. But I was scared.” 
He paces now, voice building like the pressure in a cockpit. 
“It wasn’t about your age—that was just a dumb excuse. It was you. You’re gorgeous, you’re smart, you’re funny, and you’re so sharp. You walk into a room and everything shifts. And I kept thinking, how the hell does someone like you want someone like me?” 
His voice cracks, and he stops pacing, facing you full on. “So yeah. I panicked. I said no. And the second you walked away, I regretted it. I hated myself for it. And that morning—I came to tell you. I was ready to throw it all on the table.” He swallows hard, jaw flexing. “But then he answered the door. Like he lived there. Like he belonged. And you—” 
He gestures at you, helpless. His eyes—dark blue and burning—shine with the storm he’s been holding back. 
“You just stood there. In his shirt. Like you hadn’t just ripped my heart out and stepped over it. Like I was nothing. Like I’d missed my shot and you’d already moved on.” His voice dips—raw now. “And now? You’re here. In the same goddamn shirt.” 
He laughs again, broken this time. 
“And I know I had no right to be angry. I know it. But Jesus Christ, do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to look at the woman you love knowing you’re the one who ruined it? Who let her go?” 
He’s panting now, standing between the couch and the coffee table with wild eyes and flushed cheeks. Just looking at you. Waiting. 
You swallow hard, blinking fast to keep the tears from falling. Your pulse is racing, pounding in your ears like a war drum. You can feel your heart hammering against your ribs, threatening to break bone. You can’t breathe. You can barely think. There’s only one word echoing in your head. 
“Love?” you whisper. 
He rubs his hands down his face, letting out a shaky breath. 
“Yes. Love.” His arms drop to his sides as he meets your eyes again. “I love you.” 
Your heart lurches into your throat. 
“But that doesn’t change anything,” he adds quickly, dropping onto the couch—closer this time, close enough that his knee brushes yours. “I don’t expect it to change anything. I let you down, and you moved on. You had every right to. I should never have been angry about it—and for that, I’m sorry. Just…” He sighs again. “Just give me some time, okay? Just let me—” 
“Trevor’s gay,” you blurt, louder than you mean to. 
He blinks. “What?” 
“Gay,” you repeat. “He’s gay. Like, so incredibly gay he’s into Hangman.” 
Bob’s lips part, a soft breath slipping out. 
You lean forward, brows drawn tight. “His callsign is Grinder. I mean, yes—partly because he’s a hard worker—but mostly because he got caught on Grindr before a briefing once and... it just stuck. But—Bob, I thought you knew—” You cut yourself off, eyes going wide. “Oh my God. You were in the bathroom when I told the squad.” 
The room falls into a heavy, eerie silence. 
The air between you crackles—so thick, so charged, the smallest spark could burn the whole damn building down. 
“Hangman?” he whispers, nose scrunching just slightly. 
You nod. “Hangman.” 
He blinks slowly, wide eyes swimming with emotion. “So, you didn’t—” 
“No,” you snap, frustration flaring hot beneath your skin. “Is that what you thought? That I asked you out, and when you said no I just ran off to find the nearest guy who’d fuck me?” 
He cringes—actually cringes. “That’s just how it looked, I—” 
“So you assumed?” you cut in, voice sharp. “You didn’t even ask. You just decided to get all broody and jealous and pissed off, even though you’re the one who rejected me?” 
You want to pace like he did, storm out, slam a door, something—but you can't. Not with your stupid leg. 
“I know I had no right,” he mutters. 
“Damn straight you didn’t,” you bite out. “You think I’d do that? You think I’d throw myself at someone else just because you said no? Jesus, Bob, I’m looking at a decade-long mourning period after you. I’m in love with you. Do you really think I could move on? Ever? Let alone the next fucking—” 
His mouth is on yours before the word leaves your lips. 
It’s not a kiss—it’s a collision. A detonation. A goddamn freefall. 
His hands are in your hair, on your jaw, trembling as they try to hold you steady while his lips crash into yours with blistering need. It’s hot and desperate and unrestrained, all teeth and tongue and pent-up ache, every ounce of frustration and longing he’s carried igniting in a single breathless second. 
You gasp, shocked by the force of it—your lips parting, letting him in. 
And then it’s chaos. Raw, searing, beautiful chaos. 
His touch is everywhere, frantic and reverent, as if he’s trying to memorise you with his fingertips and palms. Your hands claw into his shirt, his shoulders, his hair, dragging him closer, gasping into his mouth like you’re both trying to breathe each other in. 
You feel like you’re on fire. Like this kiss could split you in half. 
There’s a sharp pain in your leg from how hard you’re leaning in, but you don’t care. You’d burn your whole body just to keep this going. 
Because he kisses you like it’s the last thing he’ll ever do. Like stopping would kill him. And you kiss him back with the same reckless hunger—because you’ve wanted this forever. Because he’s yours. And you’re his. And nothing else exists anymore but the way he’s holding you like he’s afraid you’ll disappear. 
“I love you,” he breathes against your lips. “I love you. I love you. Please don’t go. Don’t ever leave.” 
You press your forehead to his, a breathy laugh slipping out. “I’m not leaving.” 
“Good,” he murmurs, then kisses you again—soft, lingering. 
His lips find the corner of your mouth, then trail down the line of your jaw to your neck. Your skin ignites beneath every brush of his mouth, like your whole body is wired to spark beneath his touch. 
Your stomach flips like you’ve been dropped from a height. Your thoughts dissolve into haze. Limbs weightless, breath shallow. All you can feel is the hot press of his lips and the growing ache in your stupid leg. 
“Bob,” you whisper, broken and breathless, as his tongue traces the hollow where your shoulder meets your neck. “Bob, m—my leg.” 
He jolts back like he’s touched a live wire, eyes wide. The sudden loss of him leaves you cold, shivering in the space he’s no longer filling. 
“I’m so sorry,” he gasps. 
You shake your head quickly. “It’s fine. I’m okay.” 
He looks so heartbreakingly beautiful it makes your chest tighten. His glasses are askew, his cheeks flushed, lips kiss-swollen and wet. His eyes are wild and wide, pupils blown so far they swallow the blue. 
Then he frowns, glancing down at your shirt. “So... whose shirt is that?” 
You blink, then glance down. “Oh. No idea. Barracks laundry mix-up, I think. Makes a good sleep shirt, though.” 
He chuckles softly, the pink in his cheeks creeping all the way to the tips of his ears as his eyes lock on yours. “It looks good on you,” he murmurs, voice low and rough, “but I think I prefer the short skirts.” 
Your heart trips, racing straight into your throat. “Bob Floyd,” you gasp, eyes wide with faux scandal, “did you just admit how much you love short skirt weather?” 
He rolls his eyes, all sheepish charm. “Only when the skirts are on you.” 
“That so?” Your lips curl into a slow smirk. “Well, unfortunately, I think this—” you tap the brace on your leg “—means short skirts are officially out. For now, at least.” 
He exhales hard, gaze dropping for just a second before snapping back to yours—burning now. There’s a hunger there, dark and open and unfiltered, something you’ve maybe only glimpsed before. It sparks heat low in your belly, your thighs aching to clench—if it weren’t for your stupid goddamn injury. 
Then, low and shameless and deadly serious, he asks, “What about sex?” 
The question punches the breath right from your lungs. Your cheeks flush hot as you bite your lip to hide the grin already threatening. 
“Can you be gentle?” you ask, voice barely above a whisper. 
“I can try,” he mutters, so deep and rough it settles right between your legs and spreads like wildfire. 
Your head is spinning. Logic fading fast. You don’t care how sore your leg might be—you want him. All of him. Finally. 
So you lean in, brushing your lips to his in a soft, teasing kiss as you murmur against his mouth, “Then what the fuck are you waiting for, Floyd?”
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someone help me i want to kiss a boy
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Tumblr gave me just the teenage dream scene and that was enough for me to watch the movie. I went for the plot - aka his womb tattoo. We all wanna hear the thoughts on the movie 😭💕
Oh you definitely need to watch that Skincare scene in full 🥵 I can’t believe it’s the same man who played our sweet Bob Floyd
LEWIS IS LITERALLY AN INSANE ACTOR. like, no joke, the personalities this man pulls out gives me whiplash. and even just his goddamn facial expressions and body language... he's insanely fucking talented (but we all know that). AND YES, i am so keen to watch the full scene, i need to find some time to with my friend because i don't think my partner will appreciate what i have to say while watching it hahaha
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Notes while I read in chronological order because I am a yapper and I love to scream about fics and I ain't got friends I can scream to in DM's so the world is gonna see the filth
THEY ARE A FAMILY YOUR HONOR. The fact the boys saw the chance to move close and they did has me crying in the corner. I need my Dagger Family, not squad, family. I came to Bob Floyd from Bob Reynolds okay, that means Thunderbolts Found Family is my saved tag. The fact I get this now for the Daggers. Yes.
I love Natasha. I just do. The idea of living with her has my heart swooning. She is already a goddess but I am now imagining being besties and having movie nights on our apartment. Thank you ❤️
*clutching my chest* It’s always open.
*sobbing* they steal netflix, this is so brother coded it hurts
Oop, yeah the snapping is valid but even I’m ducking from the fire
He IS a gentleman!!!!!!
Kicking my feet and giggling at Bob all huffy. Something about a jealous sweet boy has me melty every time
“But, God, sometimes you wish he was just a little more basic. A little more in touch with his primal side, instead of always using the higher-functioning part of his brain that most guys don’t even know exists.” GIVE ME DIRTY, FOUL MOUTHED BOBBY OR GIVE ME DEATH. The only time I want to be disrespected is by fictional men.
Oh wait. Oh wait did you answer my prayers? Natasha you are a girl’s girl. Please. I am praying on my knees.
My prayers are answered. God is good. Make him snap
This is a team effort and nothing says bonding like trying to torture the cutie patootie
HAHAHAHA PLEASE I AM PICTURING THEM IN A HUDDLE CHEESY HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL STYLE TO PLOT
“… but the boys insisted he only sends that when he doesn’t know what else to say. Which, apparently, is a good sign.” This is correct. This. This is the realism I need in my fics.
MICKEY! He wouldn’t be wrong tho
Baby grey sweats is universal for sex appeal in men. I am delulu and believe that Bob knows that to be seductive on purpose (even if it is cuter that he has no idea)
THEY ARE SO GOOD!!!! THEY KEEP THE PANTY SHOT PRIVATE!!!!!! I AM SCREAMING I LOVE THIS I NEED THIS!!!!! A MILLION VERSIONS OF THIS KIND OF FRIENDSHIP FOR ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. This man, this poor man has no chance hearing about the thong. As a chronically forgetful girlie tho the fact it was all that was left is so relatable that this is believable.
“he’s blatantly staring at your ass like it’s the final clue to finding the national treasure—and Nicholas Cage is depending on him.” When I grow up I want to be able to drop the funniest fucking lines known to man in a fic too.
Crying, his foggy glasses will always get me. I wear glasses. You fog those bitches only in the most extreme sense. Adorable.
I love Reuben. Thank you. A king.
They are all conspiring and I love them. This dynamic keeps getting better and better and I am so happy.
TENSION NOOOOO NAT WOULD NEVER. SHE IS A BESTIE
Bobby! You do have a lil devious side. (eating it with a spoon)
“You know there’s a darker edge beneath that quiet, boy-next-door act. You know he’s got a mean streak. And God, you want to find it. Pull it out of him and ask—beg—for him to do things you can’t even say out loud. ” YES BEOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! When the reader insert is me I totally lose my shit
The added tension with the Nat stuff has my stomach twisting too and I can respect the game for the fic but goddamnit noooooooooooo
SHOT SHOT SHOT EVERYBODY
NO WAIT GO BACK STOP HEY THAT WASN’T NICE I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING A BODY SHOT
Okay but I do love Bob being a little shit
I do admit I have read a Bob x Hangman fic as a one off because I liked the tags and this just flashed me back and I gotta do a reread now - you are serving all top gun writers
“sound halfway between outrage and existential crisis “ baby this is an existential crisis. Bob has a way of being everyone’s type
“Have you ever had a cream pie, Sunny?” Mickey asks, beaming up at you with sauce smeared on his face. ” JAIL DIABOLICAL
“A hard nudge to your shoulder startles you, and you whip around to see Natasha staring at you. Her eyes are wide, her lips pulled into a smirk—half disbelieving, half smug. Stop staring, she mouths.” A GIRL’S GIRL. But like… how could you not if it’s that big… like… that’s dinner
The food set up. Yes. You are a god of literature.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww he is so polite changing in his room my heart I am swooooooning
Pillows. I see that. I know Bob is a real man with pillows plural.
I love them. Reuben I love you.
LMFAOOOOOO YOU LITTLE SHITS I LOVE YOU NOT THE BEER - at least he apologized first
Oh yes. Oh yes. Wearing his clothes. Oh god I love this trope. Did you make this fic for me beacuase it feels like you did.
When a nerd is more interested in you than their nerd thing. I am in love. Swooning. Screaming. Running around my house because I need a walk to get this tension off.
JAVY NO WHAT THE FUCK YOU COCK BLOCK
Oh this is better. Yes. Oh. Oh he is going for it. Please.
Yummy. Oh when they say they shouldn’t I froth.
NOOOOOOO GONE NOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NONONONOONONONO
This fic is edging me worse than a regular session
Ouch. You are an amazing writer because my chest hurts too irl
OH JEALOUS?? OH OH OH OH You wrote this for me. I know it. Cosmically the stars aligned and put you on my discover page on tumblr so I could get this fic
REUDEN YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND
Nat you goddess. I love you being a little puppeteer
Yes. No dress is too short when you have an objective
LMFAO JAKE SAID “YOU LIARS”
Awwww okay I want to smack his cocky ass a little less ❤️
I woke my dog up cackling at “Oh, God,” Natasha mutters. “They’re multiplying.” 
REUBEN YOU LIL GOSSIP BITCH I LOVE YOU
LMFAOOOOOO THE ABS GOT THE GROUP DROOL ON
Jake is evil - gimme 10
SCREAMINGING YESSSSSSS YES SNAP YESSSSSSS
My heart fell outta my pussy at the “you’re in trouble now”
FINALLLLLLYYYYY A KISS A KISS THST GETS THE WHOLE BEACH PREGNANT
END? END? WHERE’S THE REST O YA?! MORE?!!! I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MORE?!
1000000000/10 - amazing. Perfect. I love this.
the plan ; robert 'bob' floyd
fandom: top gun
pairing: bob x reader
summary: the squad are all pretty sure that bob has a thing for you, but you're not convinced, so you hatch a plan to tease him within an inch of his life until he snaps
notes: i fear i may never again experience as much joy as i did while writing this... guys, it was so much fun! i know it's long, but it's full of tension and pining and heat, please give it a read! i actually love this so much, and i hope you do too, so please let me know what you think!!! i literally fell in love with bob while writing this, the lewis pullman spiral is spiralling
warnings: swearing, big dick energy, movie references (the princess bride, the ugly truth, star wars), bob's big dick, tension, lots of horniness (18+ ONLY MDNI), italics, huge dick energy, jealousy, bob is secretly cut, emotional warfare but it's fun, and did i mention bob's massive dick? (let me know if i missed anything)
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your callsign is sunny
It wasn’t long after the uranium mission that Dagger Squad was asked to stay on North Island and train as an elite, mission-focused unit under Maverick’s command. Not that anyone had to be asked—most of the squad was more than happy to be reassigned and stick together. 
Once everything was finalised and the official special operations squadron was born, the first thing most of you did was move out of the barracks. You needed more space—both physically, and from each other—and, frankly, something that didn’t reek of stale socks and floor polish. 
You and Natasha thought you’d hit the jackpot when you found a two-bedroom apartment right by the beach, with a spacious open-plan living area and not one, but two balconies. It was perfect. You could hardly believe it. Full of natural light, and just far enough from the boys you already spent too much time with—training, flying, doing push-ups every time someone pissed off Maverick. 
It was meant to be. 
Until the apartment across the hall went up for lease. 
And that’s how you failed to escape the boys entirely. Reuben and Mickey spotted the sign while helping you move in, and before you knew it, they were neighbours—closer than ever and almost impossible to get off your couch. 
A knock at the door draws your attention from the TV, and Natasha pauses mid-step on her way from the kitchen—bowl of popcorn in hand. 
“Ten bucks says it’s Fanboy,” she says, a smirk tugging at the corner of her mouth. 
You know that Mickey is stuck on overtime tonight—punishment from Maverick for mouthing off during a fly drill this morning. Natasha, however, hadn’t been in the air with you and clearly wasn’t listening on comms. 
Your eyes flick to the door and back to her. “Deal.” 
She drops the bowl on the coffee table and doubles back, swinging the door open. 
“Ugh,” she sighs. “It’s you.” 
Reuben blinks, his smile faltering as his brow creases. “Nice to see you too, Phoenix.” 
She heads back to the couch, Reuben trailing behind. 
“Why’d you knock?” she asks. “It’s always open.” 
“Wasn’t the other day.” 
You sit up straighter, rolling your eyes. “That’s because it was two a.m. and I was home alone—sleeping.” 
Natasha drops onto the couch, a little closer to you than before to make room for Reuben. “Do we seriously not have boundaries anymore?” she asks him. “What could you possibly need at two in the morning?” 
He plucks the popcorn bowl off the table and settles it in his lap. “Fanboy really wanted to watch The Princess Bride, but Netflix logged us out and we couldn’t remember the password.” 
You lean across Natasha for a handful of popcorn. “Then get your own Netflix account, you fucking freeloaders.” 
Reuben gives you a wounded look. “Okay, rude.” 
You roll your eyes again and flop back against the couch, shoving a handful of popcorn into your mouth. 
“What’s got your panties in a twist?” he asks, peering at you from Natasha’s other side. 
Natasha snorts but keeps her eyes on the TV. 
“Nothing,” you mutter. “My panties are perfectly untwisted.” 
Reuben chuckles and shifts his gaze to the screen. “Then maybe someone should twist them up—get some of that tension out.” 
You flip him off without even glancing his way, your scowl still locked on the TV. He just laughs again, and Natasha shoots you a sidelong, knowing smirk. 
Twenty minutes later—and after Reuben has all but annihilated the popcorn—the front door swings open and Mickey breezes in, making a beeline for the fridge. 
“Have you guys eaten?” he calls out. “Because I’m starving. I skipped lunch and Mav still kept me back.” He grabs a beer and spins to face the living room. “Isn’t that, like, illegal? Something about duty of care? I’m about to pass out, and it wasn’t even my fault I got held back. Hangman was the one mouthing off—I just told him where to stick it. But no, now Mav’s all professional, like he’s a real CO with a stick up his ass. Honestly? I liked him better before.” 
He yanks open a drawer, fishes out the bottle opener, and cracks the beer. “Anyway,” he says, glancing up at the three of you, “pizza?” 
A long beat of silence stretches through the apartment as you all stare at him. 
“Jesus Christ, Mick,” Reuben mutters. “Take a fucking breath.” 
Mickey just shrugs, heading into the living room. “What?” 
He drops onto the floor—figuring the couch is already squishy enough—and sets his beer on the coffee table before reaching for the remote. 
“No one’s watching this, right?” he asks—not that it matters. 
He doesn’t wait for a response—just clicks a few buttons and starts scrolling through Netflix. Frustration simmers under your skin, because yes, you were watching that, but you bite your tongue. You know you’re in a bad mood, and it’s not worth taking it out on your friends. No matter how irritating they can be. 
He finally lands on The Princess Bride and makes a satisfied little hum as he hits play. Then he tosses the remote back onto the table, picks up his beer, and leans back against the couch—his elbow jabbing your knee in the process. Your glass, balanced loosely on your leg, sloshes and spills cold liquid onto your lap. 
“Whoops,” Mickey says, glancing back at you. “My bad.” 
“Uh oh,” Natasha mutters, scooting slightly away from you. 
“Seriously, Mickey?” you snap, eyes narrowing. “Could you not act like a clumsy lapdog for five fucking seconds?” 
His eyes go wide at your tone. 
“How the hell did you even get into the navy?” you bite, rising from the couch. “You’ve got the spatial awareness of a drunk oaf and the grace of a newborn deer on ice.” 
You storm into the kitchen, slam your half-empty glass on the counter, and tear off a wad of paper towels. 
“Very descriptive insults,” Reuben mutters. 
Natasha lets out a dry laugh. “Yeah, that’s how you know she’s in a mood.” 
“Why?” Mickey asks, cautiously glancing toward you. 
You shoot him a glare over the kitchen island, dabbing paper towel at the top of your thigh. 
“Bob didn’t talk to her today,” Natasha says. “Like, at all.” 
“Ohhh,” Reuben and Mickey sigh in unison, the sound laced with realisation. 
You toss the damp towel into the sink before turning toward the fridge and yanking it open, bottles rattling. 
“To be fair,” Reuben offers, “you two were on different drills today. He probably just didn’t get the chance.” 
You whirl around, beer in hand, glare sharp. “He asked Phoenix if she wanted to go for a run tomorrow morning—while I was standing right there.” 
You shut the fridge with more force than necessary, then yank open the cutlery drawer and grab the bottle opener. 
“Oh yeah,” Mickey adds. “He asked me too. Wants to do the Coronado Island Loop.” 
You pop the cap off your beer and let it clatter to the floor. “Great. That’s great. Thanks, Mick. Love knowing I was the only one not invited.” 
Natasha sighs, her eyes following you as you trudge back toward the lounge. “I told you—he probably just didn’t think you were interested. When have you ever wanted to go running?” 
Reuben nods. “Yeah, you hate when Mav makes us run laps. You’re always the first to complain.” 
You flop down into your spot and take a long pull from your beer, eyes on the screen. “Yeah, well,” you mutter, “he could’ve asked.” 
“You could’ve spoken up,” Natasha points out. 
You roll your eyes. “Yeah, and invite myself to something I deliberately wasn’t invited to? No thanks.” 
Mickey shakes his head. “Bob wouldn’t leave you out on purpose. He’s too nice.” 
“Exactly,” Reuben says. “It’s Bob. He probably just got awkward about it.” 
You scowl and gesture to Natasha. “He asked Phoenix.” 
“Yeah, but that’s Phoenix,” Mickey says. “They’re crammed together in the cockpit almost all day, every day. She doesn’t make him nervous.” 
You scoff and sink further into the couch. “I do not make him nervous.” 
Natasha sighs again. “Yes. You do. I’ve told you before.” 
“And I don’t believe you,” you say, despite the warmth creeping into your cheeks. “You’re always saying Bob has a thing for me, but I don’t see it. Wouldn’t he actually talk to me if he liked me?” 
“It’s Bob,” Reuben repeats. “He’s not like the rest of us.” 
“Exactly,” Natasha says. “He’s polite and respectful. Way better than the rest.” 
Mickey turns from the TV, shooting her a wounded look. “Ouch.” 
Reuben shrugs. “She’s right. That’s why we can’t tease him about it. We can’t even ask him if he likes you—though we’re pretty sure.” 
You roll your eyes. “How can you be sure when he’s never admitted it?” 
“Oh, it’s so obvious,” Mickey says with a giggle. “He gets all googly-eyed whenever you’re around.” 
You shoot him a sceptical look, brows furrowed. “I don’t see it.” 
“Well, of course he’s not going to let you catch him staring,” Reuben says, a smirk tugging at his lips. “He’s a gentleman.” 
“Yeah, and he’s not stupid,” Natasha adds. 
“But whenever you’re not paying attention,” Mickey continues, “his eyes are glued to you, like a magnet.” 
You roll your eyes, determined to seem unconvinced, even though you can feel the warmth rising in your cheeks. 
“Oh, and every time you’re brought up in conversation,” Reuben says, “he’s locked in.” 
“Unless we’re talking about you and another guy,” Natasha adds with a knowing look “Then he gets all huffy and weird.” 
You snort a laugh before taking another sip of your beer. 
“Why don’t you just ask him out?” Mickey suggests. “Put us all out of our misery. Bob will stop being so awkward, and you’ll stop being so—” He stops when you shoot him a glare. 
“So what, Mick?” 
He turns his gaze back to the TV, muttering, “Moody.” 
You scoff. “Yeah, okay. So, I’m just supposed to believe you guys when I haven’t actually seen any of these so-called signs myself?” 
Reuben and Mickey nod, but Natasha just watches. 
“I’m not doing that,” you say flatly. “I’m not asking him out just to be humiliated.” 
The conversation dies as you turn your attention back to the movie, taking another generous sip of beer. Mickey pulls out his phone to order pizza, and Reuben heads to the fridge for another round of beers. 
You keep your eyes locked on the TV, even though you’re barely watching. Instead, your mind is replaying the day, wondering if you missed the part where it was ‘so obvious’ that Bob has a crush on you. 
It’s hard not to agree with Reuben when he says, ‘It’s Bob,’ because it just is. He’s nice, considerate, raised to respect women and the navy. He’s the perfect officer and the perfect gentleman, and that’s half the reason you’re so damn attracted to him. A gorgeous guy with manners and respect to spare? Yes, please. 
But, God, sometimes you wish he was just a little more basic. A little more in touch with his primal side, instead of always using the higher-functioning part of his brain that most guys don’t even know exists. You’ve never even heard Bob say a woman is attractive, let alone spew some of the caveman shit that comes out of Jake’s mouth. 
And yeah, sure, you could ask him out. He might even say yes, just to be polite. But you don’t want to put that kind of pressure on him or the squad. Him dating you out of pity would be worse than flat-out rejection. 
An hour later, full of pizza and halfway through your fourth beer, you’re curled up with your head on Natasha's shoulder while The Ugly Truth plays on the TV—Mickey’s latest pick. 
“Man, what’s with you and romantic comedies?” Reuben asks, nose wrinkling as he watches Katherine Heigl flail on-screen. 
Mickey shrugs. “Don’t judge. Maybe I’m feeling a little lonely lately.” 
“Aww, Mick,” you coo, voice dripping mock-sympathy. “Better get used to it. You’re going to be alone forever.” 
His head snaps toward you, a scowl forming. “Okay, Miss-I-Refuse-To-Ask-Out-A-Guy-Who’s-Clearly-Into-Me-Because-I’m-Terrified-of-Rejection.” 
A smirk tugs at your mouth. “That was way too long to sting.” 
“Whatever.” He rolls his eyes. “You’re mean when you’re not getting laid.” 
“Hey!” you gasp. “How do you know I’m not?” 
There’s a beat—a static moment where you realise you’ve just fucked up—before they all burst out laughing. And even you can’t help joining in, despite the embarrassed flush crawling across your chest. 
Then suddenly, Natasha jerks upright, knocking your head off her shoulder. Her laughter halts as she stares wide-eyed at the screen, lips parted in a gasp. “Holy shit. I have an idea.” 
“An idea?” Reuben echoes, brows lifting. 
“Yes!” She turns to you, eyes sparkling with mischief. “I know how we’re going to get Bob to admit it.” 
Mickey swivels on the floor to face her. “Admit what?” 
Reuben rolls his eyes. “That he likes Sunny. Duh.” 
“Oh.” Mickey glances your way, then back at Natasha. “How?” 
“He’s only human, right?” she says, and both boys nod. “It’s obvious he likes her—he’s just too damn respectful. He probably thinks she’s out of her league. Or he’s worried about dating someone in the squad. But deep down? He’s still a guy. He has the same thoughts, the same... tendencies. He’s just better at hiding them.” 
Mickey snorts. “Oh yeah. If the way he looks at Sunny in a bikini is anything to go by, he’s definitely got those thoughts.” 
You shoot him a glare. “Don’t be gross.” 
“No, he’s right,” Natasha says quickly. “I hate it, but he’s right. Every time we’re at the beach and you’re half-naked, he looks like he’s barely holding it together.” 
You try to keep your face neutral, but your heart is thudding too fast against your ribs. 
“Wait,” Reuben says, leaning forward. “I think you’re onto something. Like when she squeezes into the booth at the bar and hovers over his lap for a second—he looks like he’s about to combust.” 
“Exactly!” Natasha exclaims. “That’s it. That’s what we need to do—we need to make him snap.” 
You narrow your eyes, ignoring the spark of adrenaline beginning to curl in your gut. “Okay... but how?” 
Natasha turns toward you, her eyes wide and full of focus. The same look she wears just before take-off. “You need to... tease him. Really make him suffer.” 
Mickey’s grin turns wicked. “Oh, this could work.” 
Your brow lifts. “Tease him how?” 
“Tempt him,” Reuben says, matching Mickey’s grin. “Push every button. Get close. Make him want you so badly he can’t hide it anymore.” 
You snort. “So, seduce him?” 
“Worse,” Natasha says. “You’re going to give this man the worst case of blue balls in naval history.” 
Both Mickey and Reuben flinch. 
“He’s going to end up in the hospital with a permanent boner,” Natasha adds, mischief blazing in her eyes. “Crying. On. His. Knees.” 
“Bob’s a good man,” Reuben says solemnly. “He’s respectful. Polite. Sensible. And we’re gonna have to break him.” 
“We?” you repeat, pulse racing. 
“Exactly,” Natasha nods. “If this were any other guy, you could get it done in a day. But Bob? Bob’s built different. If we want to unleash his inner caveman? It’s going to take a team.” 
Your stomach flips, anticipation stirring beneath your skin. 
“It won’t be easy,” Mickey says, his smirk returning. “But it will be fun.” 
“Sunny,” Reuben says, locking eyes with you. “Are you in or are you out?” 
That spark of adrenaline snaps through you like a live wire. 
You nod. “Okay. I’m in.” 
The plan is simple. Straightforward. One objective. Everyone's clear on it. It’s been mapped out and set into motion—now all you have to do is play your part. Which is probably why your heart is hammering against your sternum like a damn war drum. 
“I don’t know, Nat,” you mutter as the two of you walk across the crunchy morning grass. “This feels wrong.” 
“What does?” she asks. “The thong or the plan?” 
You roll your eyes. “Both.” 
“Well, suck it up. There’s no backing down now.” 
You squeeze your eyes shut and take a deep breath. Then you release it and reel yourself in. She’s right. You can’t be a chicken forever—and it’s not like you’re doing anything overtly humiliating. Besides, you’ve got a team at your back, and they’re not going to let you crash and burn. 
Last night, Natasha had texted Bob to let him know she was inviting you on the morning run. He’d replied with a simple thumbs up—something you found a little rude, but the boys insisted he only sends that when he doesn’t know what else to say. Which, apparently, is a good sign. 
This morning, you’d dug deep into your underwear drawer for a lacy black thong you bought a few years ago—back when you were more optimistic about your sex life. You pulled it on, despite the discomfort, and borrowed a pair of light blue workout tights from Natasha. Yep, that’s a black thong under pale blue, skin-tight leggings. 
“Without being creepy,” Mickey says from a few paces behind, “the plan is looking really good from back here.” 
You shoot him a scowl over your shoulder as Reuben smacks his arm, even though he’s wearing the same mischievous grin. 
The four of you wait at a picnic table in the park where you’d agreed to meet, and it doesn’t take long before you spot Bob walking across the grass—dark grey sweats and an oversized U.S. Navy hoodie, his hands tucked firmly into the front pocket. Quite possibly the most innocent, basic outfit he could’ve worn—a ridiculous contrast to yours—and yet you still find yourself thinking wildly inappropriate thoughts. 
About what’s under those sweats. About how good they’d look on your bedroom floor. 
Even the soft smile on his lips as he approaches makes you want to scream. How is one man such pure, soft boyfriend material... yet still manages to awaken your most primal instincts? It doesn’t make any sense. 
“Hey,” he says, eyes skimming over each of you before settling on Natasha. “We ready?” 
Natasha nods, and the five of you start walking off the grass toward the footpath before breaking into a jog. She and Bob take the lead while you hang back, with Reuben and Mickey flanking you like a private escort. Exactly as planned. You might be trying to fluster Bob, but you don’t need half of Coronado getting a look at your underwear—hence the two-man protection detail. 
Two kilometres later, you all stop for a quick stretch. Bob wanders off toward a water fountain, and you seize the opportunity to move up beside Natasha, placing yourself at the front of the group. Again—exactly according to plan. 
When Bob returns and joins in on Reuben and Mickey’s conversation, you and Natasha shuffle a little closer. She props one foot up on the bench, leaning into the stretch as she gives a subtle nod—the signal to begin. 
You let out a shaky breath, then slip on your best cool-and-confident facade. 
“I’m never doing this again,” you say to Nat—loud enough for the boys to hear. 
“I’m just gonna get a quick drink,” Reuben announces, conveniently cutting off their conversation. Right on cue. 
Mickey busies himself with stretching, leaving Bob to ‘accidentally’ overhear what comes next. 
“What?” Natasha asks. “Running? I told you you’d hate it.” 
“No,” you reply, pretending to lower your voice—even though you don’t. “Wearing a fucking thong.” 
She snorts, the laugh surprisingly genuine. Either she’s a fantastic actress, or she’s thoroughly enjoying herself. 
“Why are you wearing a thong?” 
You roll your eyes, falling deeper into the role. “Because I forgot to do my laundry and it was all I had left.” 
She snickers. “Well, have fun on the next eight kilometres.” 
“Oh yeah,” you sigh, “can’t wait.” 
You glance casually over your shoulder—and bingo. Bob’s face is bright red. His lips are slightly parted. And he’s blatantly staring at your ass like it’s the final clue to finding the national treasure—and Nicholas Cage is depending on him. 
Beside him, Mickey looks like he’s about to lose it. 
“Ready to keep going?” Reuben asks, walking back up—perfect timing. 
Everyone nods, and Bob clears his throat, licking his lips quickly. “Yep. Let’s go.” 
You and Natasha take off first, keeping yourselves in the lead. 
Every few minutes, you glance back—and without fail, Bob is staring. Each time, it sends your heart skittering, your cheeks heating, and your thoughts wandering into very unholy territory. 
Maybe your friends have been right all along. Maybe he does like you. Maybe this will actually work. 
By the seventh kilometre—with only three more to go—Bob looks like he’s hanging by a thread. He ditched his hoodie about two k’s ago, tying it around his waist. His hair his clinging to his forehead, damp with sweat, and his glasses are fogging up slightly near the bridge of his nose. 
You glance over your shoulder and give him a small smile. His lips pop open and he immediately averts his eyes, focusing instead on the pavement beneath his feet. You turn back, grinning to yourself, and that’s when he picks up his pace and jogs past both you and Natasha. 
Natasha nearly bursts out laughing, but she smacks a hand to her face, pretending to wipe the sweat from her upper lip. She shoots you a sideways look and a smirk—and the two of you push forward to flank Bob, jogging on either side of him. 
“Hey,” Natasha says, more than a little breathless. “You trying to make this a competition?” 
Bob shakes his head, eyes locked on the path ahead. “Nope. Just staying focused.” 
“What’s so distracting back there?” she asks, fighting a smirk. 
“Is Fanboy being a pest?” you add, giving yourself a layer of plausible deniability—just in case he starts to suspect anything. 
Bob’s gaze flicks to you, then drops briefly to your chest before snapping forward again. “Yeah,” he says, voice uneven. “He’s breathing like Darth Vader.” 
“Hey!” Mickey calls from behind. “I’m not deaf!” 
The five of you share a short, breathless laugh before settling into a comfortable silence. You’re thoroughly exhausted now and decide to give Bob a break for the last few kilometres—merciful, maybe, but also strategic. 
Soon enough, the group slows to a walk as the café marking the end of your run comes into view. 
“Thank God,” Mickey gasps. “I’m starving.” 
“You’re always hungry,” you mutter, shooting him a flat look. 
The café is busier than expected, and you’re about to start crafting a subtle excuse to avoid going in when Reuben steps up behind you and unzips his jacket. 
“Cover your ass up, Sunny,” he says, smirking. “For fuck’s sake.” 
You try—and fail—to suppress your grin as he hands you the jacket. You roll your eyes and tie it around your waist, grateful for the cover. 
Once you’re feeling a little more decent, the group heads inside to order breakfast and find a table out back on the patio. The food and coffee arrive quickly, and soon everyone is digging in, quiet with post-run hunger. Though judging by how often Bob’s eyes keep darting toward you, his appetite might not be entirely food-related. 
“So,” Mickey says through a mouthful of bacon, “are we finishing the Star Wars marathon this weekend, or what?” 
Bob perks up instantly, eyes going bright, the usual stormy blue softening into something more sky-coloured. “Yes. Tomorrow night?” 
Reuben frowns. “But that’s Sunday.” 
“Mav gave us Monday off,” Natasha chimes in. “Weekend rotation, remember?” 
“Oh, right.” Reuben nods. “Yeah, I’m in.” 
“How many are left?” Natasha asks. 
“Six,” Mickey replies. “Not including spin-offs.” 
“We’re not getting through six in one night,” you point out. “We’ll be lucky to finish the prequels.” 
“Unless…” he says, his eyes gleaming with mischief as they flick between everyone at the table, “we had a sleepover.” 
You snort into your coffee before taking a sip, expecting someone—probably Natasha or Reuben—to shut the idea down. But instead, their faces light up with the same devious smirk that Mickey is wearing. 
“We could,” Natasha says casually. “I think it’d be fun.” 
Bob blinks at her. “You do?” 
She nods. “Yeah. Why not? We could play some drinking games and not worry about getting home.” 
“Drinking games!” Reuben echoes with excitement. “You’re a genius, Phoenix.” 
With the way their eyes keep bouncing between you and Bob, it’s clear now: they’re scheming again. Plotting the next phase of Operation Bob's Blue Balls—and your pulse is already quickening with anticipation. 
“We could do it at my place,” Bob offers, earnest as ever. “I’ve got a spare room. Plenty of space.” 
Reuben grins. “What a great idea, Bob.” 
Bob glances around at his grinning friends, the smile on his face tinged with uncertainty. He has no clue what he’s just agreed to. 
“Did you pack sexy PJs?” Natasha asks, her fingers drumming against the steering wheel. 
You roll your eyes. “I don’t own any sexy PJs.” 
She shoots you a sly smirk before her gaze flicks back to the road, her silence thick with something unspoken—as if she already has a plan to remedy your lack of Victoria’s Secret-worthy sleepwear. 
Bob’s apartment isn’t far from yours. In fact, none of you live all that far from each other, but tonight, the distance doesn’t seem to matter. No—the real reason for tonight’s sleepover is something far more sinister. 
You know you’re the last to arrive, not just from the cars parked along the street, but from the group chat where Mickey has been demanding you hurry up so he can order dinner. Your heart beats in your throat as you ride the elevator up, and the ding when it reaches Bob’s level startles you more than it should. 
Natasha’s smirk stays plastered on her face until she knocks on the door, and the second it swings open, with Bob standing there, she’s all business. 
“Hey,” she says casually, walking past him like she’s been here a thousand times. 
A stab of jealousy twists in your stomach—completely unwarranted but sharp nonetheless. Has Natasha been here a lot? 
“Hi,” you mutter, offering Bob a small smile as you follow Nat inside. 
There’s a chorus of hellos from the squad scattered around the living room. Bradley lounges across the two-seater couch furthest from the door, and Mickey is sprawled in a bean bag beside him, grinning like a kid in a candy store. Jake and Javy are tangled together on one end of the three-seater couch, probably having just finished fighting over the remote. And then there’s Reuben, sitting in the middle, with Natasha plopping down beside him. 
“Guess I’ll take the floor,” you mutter, dropping your bag beside the pile of everyone else’s stuff. 
“That’s alright,” Jake says with his usual cocky grin, “You can sit on Bobby’s lap for a bit of comfort.” 
Heat floods your cheeks, but you refuse to let him see the effect of his words. Instead, you roll your eyes and flip him off, then plop down onto the makeshift nest of cushions and blankets on the floor. 
Bob reappears from the kitchen with another round of beers, while Mickey takes orders for dinner. Then Bob settles down beside you, his arm brushing yours just enough to send a sparks crackling across your skin. A moment later, Jake hits play on The Phantom Menace, and the room settles into a comfortable, albeit charged, quiet. 
It doesn’t take long before Jake groans that he’s bored, and Reuben’s eyes immediately flick toward Natasha—like they’d both seen this coming from a mile away. 
“We could play a game,” Mickey offers, all too innocently. 
“Yes,” Jake grins, already invested. “Let’s play a game.” 
“What game?” Javy asks. 
Reuben opens his mouth, but Jake beats him to it. “Truth or Dare, obviously.” 
Natasha snorts and slaps a hand over her mouth, but not before you catch it. That was exactly what Reuben had been about to suggest—and Jake is walking right into whatever scheme they’ve cooked up. 
“How old are you?” Bradley asks Jake, brows furrowing. 
“Not as old as you, Grandpa,” Jake fires back. “But you could at least pretend to enjoy fun.” 
Bradley rolls his eyes but shrugs. “Fine.” 
Everyone else falls in line, shifting around until you’ve all formed a lopsided circle on the floor, your back half-angled toward the movie. Jake claps his hands together like the ringmaster of a circus—which might not be far off from what this night is about to become. 
“Alright. If you’re a chicken and won’t answer the truth or do the dare, you drink. Simple. I’ll go first.” He zeroes in on Bob—poor, unsuspecting Bob, who clearly just wanted to enjoy some Star Wars in peace. “Bob. Truth or Dare?” 
“Truth,” Bob says, almost too quickly. 
Jake leans forward with a shit-eating grin. “Who would you rather go on a date with—Phoenix or Sunny?” 
You choke on nothing, smothering the sound behind your hand and pretending it’s just a casual cough. 
Heat blooms across Bob’s cheeks and starts creeping up to the tips of his ears. He glances your way—just for a beat—then over at Natasha, and your stomach knots. Is he seriously having to think about this? Have your friends been totally misreading Bob this whole time? 
Then, after a moment of hesitation, Bob simply lifts his beer and takes a long sip. 
Jake groans. “Ugh, lame.” 
“Don’t worry, Bob,” Javy says with a laugh. “That was a trap. There was no right answer.” 
Bob chuckles—a low, rough sound right next to you that sends goosebumps up your arms. “I know,” he says, voice deceptively casual. Then he shifts his gaze toward Mickey. “Fanboy. Truth or Dare?” 
Mickey’s face lights up. “Dare.” 
Bob smiles—and for the first time tonight, it’s almost a smirk. There’s something sharp beneath the usual softness, and it makes your stomach flip. 
“Text the last person you hooked up with ‘thinking about you’—no context. And you can't reply until tomorrow.” 
Mickey’s grin drops. “What the fuck, man?” 
Bob just shrugs, raising his beer like it’s a toast. “You picked dare.” Then he brings the bottle to his lips and takes a generous swig. 
And holy shit—you might actually combust from the sight alone. Bob being just a little cocky. Bob utterly destroying Mickey with zero remorse. You know there’s a darker edge beneath that quiet, boy-next-door act. You know he’s got a mean streak. And God, you want to find it. Pull it out of him and ask—beg—for him to do things you can’t even say out loud. 
The group erupts into cackles as Mickey reluctantly pulls out his phone, Reuben peering over his shoulder to make sure he follows through. 
“There,” Mickey mutters, tossing the phone face-down on the floor. “You better watch your back.” 
But Bob doesn’t flinch. He just sits there, calm and collected, with that damn smirk still tugging at the corner of his mouth. 
When you finally tear your gaze away from him, you find Mickey’s eyes locked on you—an evil grin stretched across his face. “Sunny,” he says, voice smooth as silk. “Truth or Dare?” 
You steel your nerves, unsure of what’s coming but already sensing the trap. “Dare,” you reply, trying to keep your voice steady. 
Mickey’s grin widens, tipping his head forward like some sinister villain—and you just walked straight into his web. “Google a dirty line from Fifty Shades of Grey... and whisper it slowly in Bob’s ear.” 
Jake snorts, his face twisted with amusement, and the rest of the group follows—dissolving into fits of laughter. All but Bob, who’s already choking on his beer, turning an even deeper shade of red before you’ve even touched your phone. 
You blink, eyes going wide. “Are you serious?” 
“Oh, I’m very serious,” Mickey replies, practically vibrating with excitement. “And no laughing. You have to sell it.” 
You lock eyes with Mickey, your death-glare sharp as your hands shake slightly while you pick up your phone. Then, you reluctantly tap the search bar and type in ‘dirty line from Fifty Shades of Grey.’ Before you realize what’s happening, Natasha leans over your shoulder. 
“Ooh,” she giggles, pointing at the screen. “That one.” 
You glance up at Bob, your expression a mix of apology and warning. He looks much less confident than before, his lips parted, cheeks flushed, blue eyes wide behind his glasses. His throat bobs as he swallows, and a small part of you—one that feels dangerous—stirs with excitement. 
The room falls into eerie silence, and you realize that Jake has paused the movie. All eyes are on you as you shuffle closer to Bob, getting onto your knees beside him. You plant one hand on his thigh to steady yourself, and you feel the muscles in his leg twitch at your touch. 
His breath hitches, his whole body going rigid. 
You lean in close, your lips barely brushing the shell of his ear as you murmur, “I want your hands on me. Your mouth. I want to feel you everywhere until I forget my own name.” 
A beat of silence stretches, and then Bob exhales sharply, his hand tightening around his beer bottle as if it’s the only thing keeping him tethered to Earth. 
“Jesus Christ,” Jake mutters under his breath. 
“Holy shit,” Reuben says, breaking into laughter. 
Mickey is howling, pounding his fist against the beanbag. “Worth it! So worth it!” 
You slowly pull back, biting back a grin as you settle back into your spot like nothing happened. Bob, however, is still stuck in the mental tailspin you just launched him into, blinking hard and adjusting his glasses like he needs a whole system reset. 
You meet his eyes, and for the briefest second, you see it—buried beneath the shock and heat—that glint of hunger. 
God help you, you're not making it out of tonight alive. 
The game moves on, but you can’t quiet your mind. You’re stuck on the way Bob’s thigh had felt beneath your palm, the way the muscles shifted under your touch. You can’t stop replaying the brush of your lips near his ear, the hitch in his breath, or the way he’d smelled—clean, warm, intoxicating. You don’t just want to fuck this man—you want to ruin him. You want him panting and wrecked, bruised and breathless, oversensitive and spent. There are things you want to ask of him that would guarantee you a one-way ticket to hell. But if he said yes—if he gave you those things—it’d be worth it. 
You’ve never wanted a man the way you want him, and it’s starting to feel like a genuine threat to your well-being. 
“Bob,” Natasha says, her voice snapping you back to reality, “Truth or Dare?” 
You’re not sure how many turns you’ve missed, but Bradley and Reuben seem to have swapped shirts, and there’s a bottle of tequila on the table that definitely wasn’t there earlier. 
“Dare,” Bob replies, seemingly recovered from your whispered indecency. 
Natasha grins. “I dare you to pick someone in this room to do a body shot off of—excluding me.” 
Your heart stutters at the last part. Did she say that because she thought he’d pick her? Would he have? Out of comfort, knowing it wouldn’t mean anything—or for some other reason? 
You shake the thought off quickly and join the group’s laughter, mentally scolding yourself for the jealous spiral. 
“Seriously, Phoenix?” Bob sighs, his brows knit. 
She just shrugs, laughing. “You picked dare.” 
He tips his head back and groans, giving you a perfect view of the long line of his throat, the sharp bob of his Adam’s apple as he swallows. 
“Come on, man,” Jake chuckles, “There’s only one clear choice.” 
Your cheeks flush as Jake nods toward you, green eyes sparkling like he’s the one about to do the dare. 
“As if you’re not going to pick Sunny,” Javy adds, watching as Bob’s eyes slowly scan the room. 
Then his gaze lands on you—soft, but laced with something heavier. Something simmering. 
He licks his lips, and you can’t stop yourself from imagining them on your skin. Imagining his tongue dragging over your body, slow and deliberate. The salt from your collarbone, your abdomen… or maybe lower—right above the waistband of your pants. Would he use the glass? Or would he press his mouth to your stomach, lips sealing around your navel, tongue lapping up the tequila while you tremble beneath him? 
Then the lime—between your lips, waiting for him. His mouth brushing yours as he leans in, breath mingling, tasting more than just the fruit. You imagine the sharp burst of citrus, the tease of contact, tequila heat still slick on his tongue. He’d bite down, lips grazing yours, and it would wreck you more than any kiss ever could. 
“Hangman,” Bob says suddenly, his gaze locked on the man across the circle—who now looks a lot less smug and a lot more stunned. 
Jake’s brows shoot up. “Me?” 
The room erupts into laughter. Bradley throws his head back, already fumbling for his phone to record whatever chaos is about to unfold. Mickey nearly falls over, gripping the bean bag for dear life, and Javy is doubled over, laughing so hard he can’t catch a breath. 
“Why would you do this to me?” Jake gasps, eyes wide. 
“You said there was only one clear option,” Bob replies evenly, the ghost of a smirk tugging at his mouth. “I agree.” 
“You bitch,” Jake mutters. 
“Oh, this is so much better than what I thought was going to happen,” Natasha says. “Shirt off, Bagman. Let’s go.” 
“This could be considered assault,” Jake mutters as he sits forward on the couch. 
“Then press charges,” Bradley says, half-choking on a laugh. “But let him finish first.” 
Natasha bolts to the kitchen for lime and salt, and the rest of the group scrambles to clear space on the lounge like they’re prepping for surgery. Jake peels off his shirt with the theatrics of a martyr, glaring at each of his cackling friends. 
Bob, meanwhile, looks cool as ever—far more composed than Jake. And maybe that’s the point. Picking you would’ve set the room on fire. Picking someone else would’ve gotten laughs. But picking Hangman? That’s just cruel and perfect—and from the slow curl of a smirk on Bob’s lips, he knows it. 
“Let’s go, Seresin,” Natasha says, reappearing with lime in one hand, salt in the other. 
Jake lies back with exaggerated misery, like a man about to be sacrificed at the altar. “I swear to God, Floyd, if you do anything weird with your mouth-” 
“I won’t,” Bob says, calm and unbothered. “Unless you want me to.” 
Your stomach somersaults. He didn’t even look at you—but somehow, it still feels like the line was meant for you. Like he knows exactly what he does to you, without even trying. 
Bob Floyd is fucking smooth when he wants to be. 
The room falls eerily quiet as Bob kneels beside the couch, one hand braced on the cushion beneath Jake’s body, the other holding the tequila bottle. He looks serene—like he’s preparing for a sacred ritual rather than licking salt off another man’s chest. 
“This is happening,” Mickey whispers, wide-eyed. “This is actually happening.” 
“Focus, Bob,” Natasha says solemnly, holding the shot glass as he pours the tequila. “We believe in you.” 
Bob sets the bottle down and leans toward Jake slowly, both hands now braced on the couch as he lowers his head to the other man’s chest. The room is absolutely silent, save for the soft rustle of fabric and the charged hush of everyone holding their breath. 
Jake stares straight up, completely stiff. “Don’t look at me while you do it.” 
“I’m not,” Bob says, deadpan. 
He dips his head and licks the salt clean off Jake’s skin. Jake jerks like he’s been hit with a defibrillator. 
“Oh my God,” Javy whispers, clutching his chest. “This is the best thing I’ve ever witnessed.” 
Natasha hands Bob the shot, and he tosses it back like he’s sampling a fine whiskey. Then he turns to the lime Natasha has jammed between Jake’s clenched teeth. 
“Don’t you dare,” Jake warns. 
“I’m just following instructions,” Bob replies calmly, and leans in. 
There’s a ridiculous half-second where it looks like they’re about to kiss—and everyone knows it. You bite your fist to keep from bursting out laughing… or something else entirely. Because Bob? Cool as ice. Smooth as ever. He doesn’t even flinch as his mouth brushes Jake’s, teeth clamping down on the lime and tugging it free. 
Jake makes a choked sound halfway between outrage and existential crisis. 
Then the room explodes. 
Bradley nearly falls off the lounge, still recording, laughter shaking his whole body. Natasha collapses into Javy’s lap, practically wheezing. Mickey is making noises like he’s being exorcised, and you’re on the brink of tears, shoulders shaking with laughter as Bob calmly returns to his seat, lime in hand, mouth twisted slightly at the tartness. 
Jake bolts upright, wiping his mouth. “I need therapy.” 
Bob frowns. “You needed therapy before that.” 
“Yeah,” Jake spits, yanking his shirt back on. “Well, now I need more.” 
You’re not sure you’ve ever felt it before—and you definitely don’t plan on voicing it—but right now, you are incredibly fucking jealous of Jake Seresin. 
It takes a while, but eventually the group settles down and the game fizzles out—mostly thanks to Jake’s relentless sulking. Not long after, Mickey gets a notification that the food is nearly delivered, and everyone jumps into action to clear the table and grab what’s needed for dinner. 
Less than ten minutes later, you’re all crowded around the coffee table, shovelling Chinese food into your mouths and stealing bites off each other’s plates. Jake’s sour mood has mostly vanished, and everyone is focused on the final battle of the movie playing out on-screen. 
By the time the credits start rolling, most of the food is gone. You and Natasha start carting plates, bowls, and empty containers into the kitchen while the guys finish polishing off their meals, scraping the last of the food off their plates and into their mouths.  
“Did I mention I brought dessert?” Reuben pipes up, eyeing you as you stack a few plates in one hand. 
You raise a brow. “Are you about to make a gross joke?” 
“No,” he laughs, shaking his head. “You know Barb, down the hall?” 
“Neighbour Barb with the yappy chihuahua?” 
He nods. “Yeah. She bakes, like… the most amazing stuff.” 
You narrow your eyes, plates now balanced in both hands. “Do I even want to know how you know this?” 
Mickey answers for him, talking around a mouthful of Mongolian beef. “Because we’re nice to our neighbours.” 
You give him a disgusted look before turning back to Reuben. “Okay. Get to the point.” 
He grins, a smug twist playing at the corner of his mouth. “She made a huge batch of cream pies—I mean, puffs. So she brought some over, and I brought them here. They’re to die for.” 
Your eyes widen almost imperceptibly—but Reuben catches it, and you can see the spark of amusement flash across his face. 
“Have you ever had a cream pie, Sunny?” Mickey asks, beaming up at you with sauce smeared on his face. 
Jake and Javy snort, and behind you—you swear you hear Bob snicker. 
“Yes, Mick,” you bite out. “I’ve had a cream puff.” 
You turn sharply back toward the kitchen, but not before catching the small smirk on Bob’s lips, his cheeks pink as he spoons another mouthful of kung pao chicken into his mouth. 
“That’s not what I asked!” Mickey calls after you, giggling like a grade-schooler. 
You roll your eyes and drop the plates by the sink, where Natasha and Bradley are already washing up. 
“Lookin’ a little red there, Floyd,” Reuben teases, his voice carrying from the living room to the kitchen. 
It’s the chicken,” Bob replies quickly—but there’s something in his voice that makes a stupid, lovesick grin spread across your face. 
Once everything is washed up and everyone has returned to the living room, Jake hits play on the next film. You’re back on the floor, this time with your back pressed to the couch beneath Natasha, who’s curled up with her legs tucked beneath her, leaving you space to lean. Bob is further away now, sprawled on his back across a fluffy blanket, a cluster of pillows beneath his head, hands folded neatly over his stomach. 
You try to keep your eyes on the screen—it really shouldn’t be that hard with both Hayden Christensen and Ewan McGregor to enjoy—but your gaze keeps drifting to Bob. He looks so content, so cute, his lips tipped into a soft half-smile and his blue eyes sparkling behind his glasses. There’s something about him that turns your brain to absolute mush, and you still can’t figure out what. 
Maybe it’s the dichotomy of him. How sweet and quiet he is—some might even say shy, but you know better. He’s just overwhelmingly nice, with a pretty face to match. And yet, you have to remind yourself that this man is in the navy. He’s not spineless—in fact, he’s the total opposite. He’s sharp and quick-witted, strong both mentally and physically. There’s not a single thing about him that’s weak, yet he lets people assume otherwise. 
Maybe it’s confidence. The kind that doesn’t need to be loud. He doesn’t care what people think or say. Not that he isn’t awkward sometimes—he definitely can be—but that’s more about being introverted. He doesn’t need to show off or run his mouth like Jake. He doesn’t need to fly like an idiot to prove himself. He’s just Bob. He knows who he is, and he’s not apologetic about it. 
What is it they call that? 
Oh yeah… big dick energy. 
Your eyes drift down his torso, lingering briefly on his hands—the way his long fingers are laced together—before continuing down to the waistband of his dark blue joggers. There’s a bulge in his lap. A notable one. And a slight outline continuing down the left leg of his pants… 
Wait. That’s like… kind of huge. 
A hard nudge to your shoulder startles you, and you whip around to see Natasha staring at you. Her eyes are wide, her lips pulled into a smirk—half disbelieving, half smug. 
Stop staring, she mouths. 
You press your lips together to hold back a laugh, a little giddy from your fourth—or maybe fifth—beer. Your face feels warm, and you know if you keep looking at Nat, you’ll start laughing, so you quickly turn back to the movie. 
“Okay,” Mickey pipes up, scrambling out of the beanbag and to his feet, “who wants cream puffs?” 
“Only if you serve them warm and full,” Jake shoots back. 
The room erupts—half groans, half childish laughter. Mickey just snorts and disappears into the kitchen, Reuben trailing behind him. A few minutes later, they return, each holding a heaping plate stacked with warm, golden cream puffs. 
“Fair warning,” Reuben says, setting one down on the table, “these things are insane. Like... dangerously good.” 
You grab one without hesitation—soft, golden, still warm to the touch. It’s dusted in powdered sugar and practically bursting with cream. You bite into it and—holy hell—the taste explodes in your mouth. Sweet. Rich. Ridiculously creamy. You moan without meaning to, eyes fluttering shut. 
“Oh, wow,” you say around a mouthful. “That’s... actually insane.” 
The group hums and laughs in agreement, but you barely notice. You take another bite—bigger this time—and it squishes a little too easily in your hand. Cream oozes out the side, trailing down your chin and, with an audible plop, lands squarely between your breasts. 
“Oh, shit,” you mutter, trying to swipe the cream away—but all you manage to do is smear it further. 
There’s a beat of silence, and even the movie playing in the background seems to go quiet. 
“Jesus Christ,” Reuben says, somewhere between impressed and scandalised. “You sure you don’t need a minute alone with that thing?” 
Laughter rumbles around you, and only when you look up do you realise how provocative that just was—the heat in your cheeks deepening. But then your eyes catch on Bob. 
He’s not laughing. He’s not even blinking. 
The lazy smile he wore earlier? Gone. He’s sitting upright now, shoulders tense, jaw clenched. His gaze is locked on you like he forgot what movie is playing, what day it is—hell, maybe even his own name. 
“Floyd?” Mickey nudges his leg with a foot. “You good?” 
Bob jolts slightly, as if waking from a trance. He coughs, shifts, and yanks the blanket from the floor to cover his lap—too quickly to be casual. 
“They, uh...” he clears his throat, voice rough. “They look really good.” 
Your stomach swoops as he leans forward, still holding the blanket tight in place, and reaches for a cream puff from the plate right in front of you—still avoiding your eyes entirely. 
Natasha leans in from behind, her voice low. “You are killing him.” 
You press your lips together to hide your grin, eyes flicking back to Bob—who’s now doing everything in his power not to look in your direction. 
The cream puffs disappear in what has to be a record amount of time. You’re pretty sure you watched Javy inhale at least four, and there was an unnecessarily loud argument between Mickey and Bradley over the last one, which ended in a begrudging decision to split it. 
The rest of the movie plays out without incident, and afterward, everyone decides to change into their PJs for the final film of the night. You’re honestly surprised everyone has made it to movie number three, but you’re not complaining. 
The boys start rummaging through their bags, swapping out jeans for boxers or stretchy pajama pants while Natasha grabs her bag and disappears into the bathroom. You keep your eyes glued to your phone screen to avoid catching a glimpse of something you definitely don’t want to see—because these boys? They have no shame. 
“You can change in my room if you want,” Bob offers. 
You glance up, making sure to keep your eyes fixed on him, because just a little to the left is where Jake is still mid-change. 
“Yeah?” 
Bob nods, a small smile tugging at his lips as he gestures down the short hallway past the kitchen. “It’s the door just after the bathroom.” 
“Thanks,” you mutter, pushing to your feet and grabbing your bag as you slip past the others—now teasing Mickey about his choice of boxers. 
The door is open just a crack, and your heart thuds a little harder than it should as you ease it the rest of the way. The smell hits first—clean and warm, with a twist of vanilla that makes you want to wrap yourself in it and never leave. 
You flick on the light and shut the door behind you, dropping your bag to the floor. You know you should just get changed, but… you can’t help it. You’ve only been to Bob’s apartment a couple times before—once to help him move in (because of course the whole squad helped), and once with Natasha to pick him up before a night out. But never in here. Never in his room. 
It’s almost unusually tidy, but that’s navy life for you. His bed is made neatly, topped with a soft baby blue duvet, coordinated beige and cream pillows, and a throw blanket folded at the foot. It’s a little faded and looks handmade, like something passed down through generations. 
On one side of the room, a bookshelf houses a quiet little collection of well-loved paperbacks, a few aviation manuals, and a line of model planes—some pristine and precise, others clearly glued together by a much younger version of him. A framed photo of a beaming, pint-sized Bob in oversized glasses sits on the dresser, nestled between a small baseball trophy and a display of navy challenge coins. 
A pair of worn sneakers sits neatly by the door, and his uniform jacket hangs off the closet handle, the door slightly ajar. The name tag catches just enough light to pull your eyes toward it. Everything about the room feels like him—modest, thoughtful, quietly proud. It’s the kind of unintentional intimacy that makes you feel like you’ve slipped behind the curtain and gotten a glimpse of the real Bob. 
And somehow… that makes your chest ache. It’s just a room. But it feels so much like him—like you could curl up in here with him for hours, doing nothing but talking and dreaming. Getting lost in each other. Letting the rest of the world wait. And then, later, getting tangled together. Soft kisses, whispered pleas, gentle moans—slow and unhurried, learning one another’s bodies until you know each other better than you know yourselves. 
You shake your head hard and take a breath. You’ve already been in here too long. Pull it together. 
You crouch beside your bag and pull out your pajamas—soft lounge shorts and a matching long-sleeved shirt. It’s nothing special, but a step up from your usual: an old, food-stained navy tee and nothing but underwear. 
You change quickly and shove your clothes into your bag before leaving the room. The lounge room has quieted down, everyone now back in their seats—except for Mickey and Bob, who are in the kitchen grabbing another round of drinks. 
Jake hits play as soon as they return, and everyone settles in again. There’s less chatter now, probably because of how late it’s gotten. Bradley is almost definitely asleep, eyes half-shut on the two-seater, while Mickey is having the time of his life seeing how many of Bradley’s fingers he can get stuck in the top of his beer bottle. 
Natasha is curled up behind you, her head resting on Reuben’s shoulder, and his blinks are getting longer and slower by the second. Jake is surprisingly alert and invested in the film, but Javy looks like his head might lull back at any moment. And Bob—Bob is still wide awake, his eyes sparkling with interest as he watches the screen. 
Halfway through the film, Mickey pushes to his feet and offers another round of drinks, prompting a few sleepy murmurs of ‘yes’ from the others. 
“I’ll help,” you offer, stretching as you rise from the floor and follow him into the kitchen. 
You open the fridge and start pulling out beers while Mickey pops the tops off. But when you close the fridge and turn back around, you spot Reuben—now suddenly very awake—watching Mickey with intent. He’s wearing that little smirk that always means trouble, clearly trying to telepathically communicate something to his WSO. 
Your brow furrows as you glance between them, trying to decode the silent exchange. Mickey looks equally confused for a second... but then realisation dawns and a wicked grin curls onto his face. 
He turns to you and mutters, “Sorry about this.” But he doesn’t sound even remotely apologetic. 
Your frown deepens. “What are you-” 
But you don’t get to finish the question before he starts shaking the beer bottle in his hand. 
“Mick—!” you cry, just as he pops the top off and sprays you with beer. 
You shriek, throwing your hands in front of your face like that’ll somehow stop the onslaught. But it doesn’t. You’re soaked. 
“What the hell, Fanboy?” Reuben calls from the living room, as if this wasn’t entirely his doing. 
“Mickey!” you shout, dropping your arms and glaring at him. 
“Whoops,” he says with a grin. “My bad.” 
Natasha snorts and smacks a hand over her mouth. “Sorry. It’s not funny.” 
“Wow, Fanboy,” Jake pipes up, the smirk in his voice unmistakable. “Is that the first time you’ve made a girl wet?” 
Mickey glares—or tries to. He’s way too pleased with himself for it to land properly. 
“Hey, Floyd,” Reuben calls, “you got any spare clothes for Sunny?” 
Bob is already looking at you, lips parted and cheeks flushed. He swallows hard before turning to Reuben and nodding. “Yeah, of course.” Then he stands, eyes flicking back to you. “Do you want to shower?” 
Mickey gasps, scandalised. “Robert Floyd, are you propositioning her?” 
Bob’s blush deepens, colouring his neck and the tips of his ears, but he doesn’t look particularly ashamed. He looks… flushed. Hot. Close to unravelling. His glare cuts back to Mickey, sharper than usual, a little too dark to be playful. And then his gaze shifts back to you—specifically, your chest. 
You follow his line of sight and immediately wrap an arm around yourself. Your nipples are pebbled beneath your shirt, the damp fabric clinging in all the worst ways. Or the best—if you ask Bob Floyd. 
“Yes,” you say tightly. “A shower would be good.” 
The room dissolves into quiet laughter as you follow Bob down the hall. He slips into his room for a moment, then returns with a folded towel and some clothes stacked neatly on top. 
“Here,” he says, offering them to you. “Take as long as you want. You can use whatever’s in there. Not that there’s much.” 
He dips his head—blush still firmly in place—and heads back to the living room. 
You stare after him for a second, dumbfounded. He got embarrassed about his lack of shower products? That’s what embarrassed him? Not the full-body, post-beer-shower eye-fucking he just gave you? 
You close the bathroom door behind you and lean against it, exhaling hard. You’re buzzing. Overstimulated. Untouched and on fire. You feel like you’re being edged and then abandoned, left to squirm. You’re so sensitive it hurts. Bob is teasing you just as much as you’re teasing him—those glances, the heat behind his eyes, the way his mouth hangs open like he wants to say something but never does. 
You might’ve thought you were playing a game, but Bob Floyd is about to kill you without even realising it. 
You strip quickly, trying not to dwell on the fact that you’re naked in Bob’s apartment. You keep the water on the cooler side—a half-hearted attempt to wash away the heat still simmering under your skin. But it doesn’t help. You shower fast and step out even faster, wrapping yourself in the towel Bob gave you. It’s fluffy, soft, and smells just like him—which makes that spot deep behind your hipbones ache. 
You dry off in record time, then turn to the small pile of clothes on the vanity—Bob’s clothes. Your hands tremble slightly as you lift the satin boxers, dark blue with little white stars, and slide them up your legs. Then the shirt: a worn white tee with a faded Star Wars logo across the chest. 
His scent wraps around you the second you slide it over your head—oversized and impossibly soft against your warm skin. You try not to focus on the rasp of cotton against your nipples. God, if he ever actually touches you, you might just combust. 
You take a deep breath, trying to calm the fire burning low in your belly, then scoop up your beer-soaked clothes and open the bathroom door—steam spilling into the hallway as you step out. 
"Finally," Mickey says, popping up in front of you like he’s been waiting, holding out a plastic bag. 
You blink. “What?” 
“For your clothes,” he says simply. 
“Oh.” You take it and shove the damp material inside. 
His gaze dips—just for a beat—before sliding back up. Then he grins, gives you a cheeky wink, and turns back toward the lounge room. You follow, every eye lifting to you the second you reappear. Warmth floods your cheeks. You’re in Bob’s clothes. Bob's boxers. Bob's shirt. 
“Can we play the movie now?” Jake whines, oblivious to the tension humming through the room. “It was just getting good.” 
You nod, unable to speak, your gaze already locked with Bob’s. 
His eyes rake down your body, slow and deliberate. He takes in the curve of your neck, the slope of your shoulder, the hang of his shirt against your chest. His gaze catches there, as if he can see straight through the fabric, then continues its journey down to the hem. The shorts are barely visible beneath the shirt, and judging by the heat in his eyes, he might be wondering why you're wearing pants at all. 
You shift under the weight of his stare, hyper-aware of every inch of fabric against your skin—of how suddenly hot the room feels. Jake presses play, but no one is watching the screen. Every pair of eyes bounces between you and Bob, waiting—expecting—something to happen. 
Bob looks wrecked. His hands are clenched at his sides, knuckles white, jaw tight. Like he has to physically hold himself back. 
Natasha clears her throat, startling you more than it should. You tear your gaze away and flash her a sheepish smile before finally forcing yourself to move, padding back to your spot on the floor. 
Even then, you can feel Bob’s eyes tracking every step. 
The rest of the movie plays out in near silence, broken only by the soft snoring that eventually starts up from Bradley and Javy. It takes a while for you to settle, but you finally curl up on the floor with a pillow hugged to your chest, watching Anakin fall apart on-screen and become Darth Vader. 
Jake is the only one still fully invested in the film. Even Bob seems distracted now, his eyes flicking toward you more often than the TV. He shifts in place, uncomfortable, dragging the blanket higher across his lap and holding it like a lifeline. You try not to smirk. 
You think you know what might be going on under there… but you’re not about to assume. It couldn't possibly be just because you’re wearing his clothes. 
…Right? 
Eventually, the credits start rolling and everyone begins to stir. 
“Where am I sleeping?” Mickey asks, already eyeing Bob like he’s got plans. 
Bob shrugs. “Wherever. There’s the couches and a couple beds in the spare room, but someone’ll have to sleep with me.” 
“I think Rooster’s good here,” Jake says, glancing at the man awkwardly passed out on the two-seater couch. “I’ll take this one.” 
“I’ll sleep with you, Bobby,” Javy says through a yawn, stretching so wide his joints pop. 
“Damn it,” Mickey mutters as he walks past, bumping your shoulder with his. “Missed opportunity.” 
You roll your eyes but can’t help feeling a twinge of disappointment. You know damn well you wouldn’t get any sleep next to Bob—not when he smells like that, looks like that, and keeps looking at you the way he does. So it’s probably for the best, but still, the thought lingers. 
Everyone takes turns brushing their teeth and shuffling off to bed. You end up in the fold-out bed with Natasha in the spare room, while Reuben and Mickey claim the air mattress on the floor. Apparently, there’s no escaping these boys—not even for one night. 
Mumbled goodnights fade into rustling fabric and shifting limbs, then finally, silence. 
Too much silence. 
You lie on your back, eyes on the ceiling, thoughts screaming through your head like they’re in a race. You should be tired—your body aches—but your brain refuses to shut up. You toss the blanket off, overheated, but even with the cooler air, your skin feels flushed. You roll to your side, careful not to jostle Natasha on the creaky mattress, but nothing helps. 
You glance down at the boys, both snoring with their mouths open, and finally sigh. Swinging your legs off the bed, you wriggle out of Bob’s shorts, thinking maybe it’ll help. You don’t usually sleep in pants anyway. 
It doesn’t. 
Ten minutes later, you quietly slip off the bed and tiptoe toward the door, easing it open with practiced care to avoid the squeaky hinges. Then you turn down the hallway, barefoot and warm-skinned, and pad into the kitchen. 
The hem of Bob’s shirt brushes against your bare thighs, stoking the fire already simmering between them as you stop in front of the fridge and pull the door open. A cool flood of light spills across the kitchen tiles. You grab a bottle of water and twist off the cap, stepping back and tipping it to your lips. But the cold rush does nothing to cool the heat thrumming beneath your skin. 
“You always walk around other people’s places half naked?” 
You choke, almost spilling water down your chin as you turn toward the voice—that low, raspy sound that makes your skin prickle and your spine snap straight. 
Bob stands at the edge of the kitchen, leaning casually against the far counter—but there’s nothing relaxed about the way he holds himself. In the dim glow of the fridge light, he looks almost ethereal. His eyes are sharp, lit with something that borders on pain—hunger, maybe, or full-blown starvation—and his arms are crossed over his bare chest. 
Yeah. Bob Floyd is shirtless. 
You register a flicker of jealousy for Javy—the man who gets to sleep next to this—but you don’t let yourself linger on it. Not when Bob is standing right there in nothing but a pair of loose boxers, the fabric doing nothing to hide the impressive shape beneath. 
You don’t know if it’s because he’s a little turned on or just blessed, but damn. 
“You okay?” he asks, though it doesn’t sound like a real question—because he already knows the answer. 
No. No, you’re not. 
You clear your throat, dragging your eyes back up to his. “Yeah, I—uh-” 
Your words falter when his gaze drops to your legs. There’s something almost reverent in the way he looks at you—like he’s trying to memorise every inch. His eyes drag slowly up your bare thighs, pausing at the hem of his shirt before gliding over your waist and stopping at your chest, where your nipples are clearly outlined beneath the thin cotton. 
The heat of his stare burns hotter than any touch. 
“Couldn’t sleep?” he asks, voice quiet, like he’s just making conversation. Like he has no idea what he’s doing to you. 
He pushes off the counter and walks straight toward you—slow, but sure. He stops right in front of the fridge, close enough that if you moved even a breath closer, you’d feel your nipples graze his skin. 
You take a step back—barely. Just enough to let him slip past you. 
He nods slightly—a silent thanks—and ducks into the fridge for his own water. When he shuts the door, the kitchen is plunged into darkness, save for dim moonlight filtering in from the far windows—but you can still see him. His outline, the dips and curves of his lean torso, the tilt of his head as he tips the bottle back and drinks. 
You watch his throat move with every swallow, your lips parting slightly, craving his skin on your tongue. You don’t move. You don’t breathe. You just stand there, watching. 
When he finishes, he turns to the sink and drops the empty bottle in before bracing both hands against the bench. His chin dips toward his chest, and you see the rise and fall of his shoulders as he exhales—hard. 
Before you can stop yourself, your feet carry you forward until you’re beside him, your bare arm brushing against his. You place your own bottle in the sink, then turn toward him and lean your hip against the counter. 
“Bob,” you whisper. 
Every sound in the apartment feels louder now—the faint snores, the creak of the floorboards, your own heartbeat thrumming in your ears. 
He looks at you, only turning his head, not his body. “Don’t—” he says softly. “Don’t say my name like that.” 
You frown, sliding your hand over his. His grip tightens on the bench like he’s anchoring himself. 
“Like what?” you ask softly. 
“Like you want me,” he murmurs. His voice is thick—rough around the edges like it’s been scraped raw. Like he's holding something back with every laboured breath. 
You press closer, your chest against his arm. The contact is electric. Your skin separated only by a whisper of cotton—his cotton. 
“Bob,” you breathe, a little desperate now. 
He exhales sharply and drops his gaze to the sink again, like something there might help him. “This isn’t…” His jaw flexes. “We can’t do this.” 
“Do what?” you ask, playing innocent, even as your fingers trail lightly up his arm. 
You can feel your chest rising and falling faster than it should, your breasts pressing against his arm like some wanton, starry-eyed girl. But you can’t bring yourself to step away. Every inch of you is on fire, every nerve ending singed and tingling. You want him to turn around and take you—bend you over the counter and make you scream his name. Who gives a fuck who’s listening... or watching. You just want Bob. You want him to know how much you want him, how deeply you need him. How desperate he makes you without even trying. 
“Do you have any idea,” he whispers, finally turning to face you fully, “what you do to me?” 
You feel it—hard and thick—pressing against your lower belly. There’s no mistaking it now. 
“Bob…” Your voice is a sigh, wrecked and begging. 
He catches your wrist, his grip firm, nearly bruising. His eyes are wild as they search your face—from your eyes to your lips, down to your chest, and back again—like he’s torn between reason and ruin. 
You hold still. Waiting. Daring. Wanting him to snap. 
But then... he’s gone—his warmth, his scent, the burning look in his eyes. All of it, gone in a breath. 
“Goodnight,” he mutters, so low you barely hear it before the soft click of his bedroom door… and then the snap of the lock. 
You’re left standing there, chest heaving, skin burning. Your eyes sting with unshed tears, and your mind is a mess. What the fuck just happened? Your panties are damp, and your chest aches like you've been torn in two. You want to cry, but you also want to break down his door. How dare he build you up like that? Look at you like that, talk to you like that—and then just walk away. 
It takes several minutes before you can move, your legs shaky, your mind racing. You stumble back to the spare room, collapse into bed, and stare at the ceiling, flat on your back—Bob’s shirt clinging to your skin. 
You don’t sleep. Not at all. 
“He what?” Natasha’s eyes go impossibly wide. “And then he just—he left?” 
You nod slowly, keeping your eyes fixed on your lunch. The mess hall is loud enough to muffle your conversation—one you should’ve had yesterday but couldn’t summon the strength for. So here you are, in the middle of the hall, with the boys a couple tables over, surrounded by lieutenants you don’t know—blissfully unaware of your current crisis. 
“Yeah,” you sigh, stabbing at another piece of pasta you don’t plan to eat. 
You haven’t eaten much in the last twenty-four hours—not since the run-in with Bob. Everything feels bland now, drained of colour and taste, too dull to bother with. Anything that isn’t Bob just feels lacking, and you're starting to worry that one moment—one heated, breathless moment—has completely ruined you. 
“That’s insane,” Natasha mutters. “That’s so... not Bob. How could he be so—I don’t know... rude? I just—I have no words.” 
You shrug one shoulder. “It wasn’t rude. He just seemed... confused, I guess. And I don’t blame him. If I’m not what he wants, then-” 
“Stop right there,” Mickey interrupts, sliding into the chair beside you. 
Reuben drops into the seat next to Natasha, eyeing your tray of food. 
“Sorry,” he says, reaching across the table to steal your apple. “We couldn’t get away any faster.” 
You glance past Mickey, down the row of tables, and catch Bob’s eyes on you—just for a second—before he quickly looks away. Bradley, Jake, and Javy are still deep in conversation with the other guys, oblivious. Bob seems to be the only one noticing Reuben and Mickey’s absence. 
“Start again,” Mickey says. “From the beginning. We knew something happened.” 
Natasha snorts around a mouthful of pasta, and you sigh, knowing there’s no point arguing. They’d get it out of you one way or another. 
Twenty minutes later, when you finally finish recapping the story for the second time, Natasha taps her watch and nods toward the exit. “We better get back before Mav, or he’ll keep us late tonight.” 
Mickey’s brows are nearly touching as he processes everything you’ve said. “What does he mean, ‘you can’t do this’? He clearly wanted to—so why didn’t he?” 
You pick up your tray and follow Natasha toward the return station. “Your guess is as good as mine.” 
“I mean,” Reuben says, brows furrowed, “you said he was... at attention, right?” 
You blow a half-hearted laugh through your nose. “Yeah.” 
“So he definitely wanted to,” he says as the four of you exit the mess hall. “I just can’t think of why he wouldn’t go for it.” 
“I think it’s because you’re in the same squad,” Natasha offers. “He’s probably worried it’ll get weird—or worse, if it doesn’t work out.” 
You roll your eyes as you cross the hot concrete, heading back to the hangar. “But we’re both adults. Why can’t he just sack up and fuck me, and we’ll worry about the consequences later?” 
Your voice comes out louder than you meant, and you don’t miss the odd looks a few passing officers send your way. 
Reuben chuckles. “Maybe you should just say that to him.” 
“No,” Natasha says, turning toward you with a mischievous glint in her eye. “I’ve got a better idea. Call it Plan B or whatever, but now... we’re bringing out the big guns.” 
“So Sunny pressing her tits against him wasn’t the big guns?” Mickey quips with a grin. 
You smack him lightly across the chest before looking back to Natasha. “I doubt anything will work at this point, but... I’m curious. What’s the idea?” 
“How’s your gag reflex?” she asks, tilting her head thoughtfully. 
You rear back, eyebrows raised—and both Reuben and Mickey choke on laughter. 
Natasha sighs, rolling her eyes. “Not like that. I mean you’re going to need a strong stomach and a Juilliard degree to pull this off.” 
You frown, slowing just slightly as the hangar looms into view. “Okay...” 
She straightens up and faces forward, a proud smirk tugging at her mouth and her chin tilted high. “We’re going to make Bob jealous.” 
Out of Mickey and Reuben, you all collectively decided that Reuben was the more convincing option. Not that you don’t think Mickey’s gorgeous—you do, and so does he—but his acting skills are questionable at best. You at least have a little more faith in Reuben’s ability to fake flirt without making it weird. 
The plan is simple. Convince Bob that he’s lost his shot—or that he’s just about to. Make it clear you’re happy to move on. If he wants you... well, now he’s going to have to fight for it. Because tempting him wasn’t enough—apparently—you need to dig deeper. Tap into something primal and pull it to the surface. Exploit what lingers under the skin of every man: jealousy and competition. 
You’re going to make this a game he can’t afford to lose. 
“You ready for Phase Two?” Natasha asks as you cross the base, the sun still barely above the horizon. 
You take a deep breath of fresh morning air. “Let’s do it.” 
She and Mickey take off ahead of you and Reuben to arrive in the training room first. It’s a known fact that Bob is always ridiculously early—so you know he’ll already be there. You hang back with Reuben, rehashing the plan and trying to get used to flirting with him without cracking up. 
At exactly ten past six, Natasha texts you to give the green light—no doubt having casually pointed out to Bob that you’re not with her, which you always are. 
“What if he doesn’t care?” you ask Reuben softly as you climb the stairs. 
He rolls his eyes like you’ve said something utterly insane. “He’ll care, trust me. He might be Bob, but he’s still a guy. And he’s obviously down bad for you—just needs a little push.” 
You snort. “Little?” 
Reuben chuckles. “Okay, more than a little. It’s Bob.” 
You laugh too, quietly, and then steel yourself as you reach the door—slipping on your game face. You glance at Reuben, catching the smirk tugging at his mouth. 
Then you both nod. It’s show time. 
“So, you’re saying eye contact makes it better?” he asks as you step through the door, voice pitched perfectly. 
You nod, casual but with a hint of something else. “Yep. A thousand times better. And bonus points if you know where to put your hands.” 
He raises a brow, lips twitching. “Where do I put my hands?” 
You giggle, soft and flirty, pausing a few steps into the room. “How about I show you later?” 
His grin breaks loose. “Promise?” 
“Promise.” 
You head toward the rows of seats, sliding into your usual behind Natasha—not missing the way Bob’s gaze locks onto you like he’s been caught mid-thought. His head swivels as Reuben sits beside you instead of next to Mickey. 
“See,” Reuben says, leaning in a little, “all these years I thought speed was the key. But you’re saying it’s finesse?” 
“Oh, definitely finesse,” you say, holding his eyes. “Go too hard and too fast, and it’s just... messy. Sloppy. Unimpressive.” 
Reuben licks his lips, his eyes flicking sideways to Bob—just for a second. “So, you’re offering me private lessons?” 
You lower your voice slightly, knowing it’s still perfectly audible to the rest of the room. “Depends. Can you follow instruction without getting too flustered?” 
Reuben’s grin sharpens. “I don’t fluster, sweetheart. I excel under pressure.” 
You pause, your pulse a little too quick—partly from Bob’s stare, which he’s not even trying to hide now, and partly from the fact that yeah, it’s been a while. And if this whole plan does blow up in your face... well, Reuben doesn’t seem like the worst option for a little stress relief. 
You fight down a laugh at the idea and finally drag your gaze toward the front of the room. Bob—just one row ahead—snaps his eyes forward like he’s been caught eavesdropping, but the bright red of his cheeks, the tight set of his shoulders, and the way his jaw flexes say it all. He’s tense. He’s listening. And he’s absolutely not okay. 
A moment later, Maverick strolls in, completely oblivious to the emotional warfare brewing right beneath his nose. 
The rest of the week passes in much the same way. Each evening, you regroup with your friends to scheme and strategize, brainstorming new antics to pull off the next day. Nothing over-the-top—just enough to catch Bob’s eye. 
On Wednesday, you get Reuben to help you into your flight suit. You both time it perfectly: he exits the locker room just ahead of Bob, and you appear a second later, flashing a flirty grin before asking sweetly for his help. You giggle and call him a sweetheart while Bob nearly trips over his own feet, glancing back with a clenched jaw and a look that could burn a hole through steel. 
Thursday morning, Reuben brings you a coffee—exactly how you like it—straight to the briefing room. You proclaim, not so quietly, that he’s giving total boyfriend material before he drops into the seat beside you and you both giggle over a (completely fabricated) inside joke. 
That afternoon, during a short break between drills and the next briefing, he offers you a bite of his protein bar. You take it right from his hand, licking your lips and throwing him an innocent little wink before sauntering off like it’s nothing. 
By Friday, Natasha warns you that the others are starting to notice. But you’re in too deep to pull back now—not when Bob looks like he’s about to unravel. He’s been tighter than ever, watching you like a hawk, eyes dark and stormy instead of their usual calm denim blue. You’re close. So close. And honestly? You’re kind of having a little too much fun. 
That afternoon, during post-flight checks, Reuben sidles up behind you under the guise of pointing out something ‘mechanical’ on your jet. You’re not actually doing anything with it, but that doesn’t stop him from standing unnecessarily close, guiding your hand with his as he gestures toward something supposedly critical. The two of you are seconds from cracking up, but Bob doesn’t know that. Bob, from all the way across the hangar, looks frozen—eyes locked, breath held, jaw tight—as Reuben presses flush against your back. 
Natasha really shouldn’t be enjoying this as much as she is, but honestly? She can’t help it. It’s too damn entertaining. 
“Hey,” she says, nodding at Bob as she approaches. “You good?” 
He blinks, then turns his sharp gaze on her, jaw tight. “Yeah.” 
She snorts. “That was very convincing.” 
He rolls his eyes and turns robotically back to the maintenance logs he’d been filling out. 
Natasha glances at the paperwork, noting the hard press of his pen and the uneven ticks and crosses—some scribbled over multiple times—down the checkbox column. 
“Wow,” she mutters, raising a brow. “You sure you earned your pen licence? Or should you still be on pencils?” 
Bob’s blue eyes flick up, darker than usual beneath his furrowed brow. “Ha. Ha.” 
“Okay,” she says, biting back the laugh rising in her throat. “So, bad day?” 
“Bad week,” Bob grumbles. 
Natasha nods slowly. “Well, hey, why don’t we fix that by hitting up The Hard Deck tonight?” 
He snaps the logbook shut and tucks the pen into his pocket. “Pass.” 
“Oh, come on,” she sighs. “It might make you feel better.” 
His eyes flick toward you again, watching as you and Reuben dissolve into giggles beside your jet. 
“I doubt it.” 
“Sunny’ll be there,” Natasha says, her voice light and teasing. 
Bob doesn’t respond. Just keeps packing up his things—every motion a little too sharp, a little too fast. 
Natasha exhales. “Come on, dude. Just come for one drink—it doesn’t have to be beer. Blow off some steam. If you hate it, you can bail early. But it won’t be the same without you.” 
He takes a breath and closes his eyes for a beat before letting it out slow. “Fine. One drink.” 
Natasha grins, her eyes sparkling even in the dimming light of the hangar. “Perfect.” 
Later that night, Natasha drives the four of you—Reuben and Mickey included—to the bar. Everyone else agreed to meet there, and she insisted on driving so you could have a few drinks. Not just to loosen up for another round of torturing poor Bob, but to actually let loose a little. She can tell this whole thing is winding you up, and she figures a few beers and a night with friends might help ease the tension—and the guilt—and maybe even the gnawing fear that this whole plan could blow up in your face. 
“Nat, are you sure this dress isn’t too short?” you ask, holding the hem down against the curve of your ass as you follow her toward the main entry door. “I haven’t worn it in years.” 
“There’s no such thing as too short,” Mickey says, deadpan. 
You roll your eyes and step inside, into the warm glow of golden lighting and the low hum of half-drunk conversation. You let go of your dress now that there’s no breeze threatening to lift it, and try to relax, even with the strange sensation of bare legs in public. You’re used to flight suits, not feeling this on display. 
“Ready to put on your best performance yet?” Reuben murmurs, slinging an arm over your shoulder. 
You take a deep breath, feeling it rattle faintly in your chest. “Let’s do this thing.” 
Natasha shoots you a wink over her shoulder, already striding confidently across the bar, her gaze locked on the usual booth where the rest of your friends are waiting. 
There’s a chorus of greetings as the four of you approach, and you all grin and wave, waiting as Bradley, Jake, Javy, and Bob shuffle around to make room. Natasha pointedly takes the spot beside Bob, with Mickey sliding in next to her. You claim the seat beside Jake—which puts Reuben on your other side. Just as planned. 
It’s a little squishy, but after so many nights like this, none of you really notice. Except Bob. He’s noticed tonight. His eyes are locked on the way your side is pressed to Reuben’s, his arm is slung casually over the back of the booth, fingers just barely grazing your shoulder. 
“He looks like he wants to kill me,” Reuben whispers in your ear, low enough that you can barely hear him over the chatter of the bar. “Pretend I said something funny. Laugh like you’ve got a secret.” 
You blink slowly, resisting the urge to roll your eyes, and let out a soft giggle as you lean toward him just a little. 
“You’re a pretty good actress,” he mutters before pulling back slightly. 
You glance up at him through your lashes, feeling more at ease with the close proximity after the past week. Then you straighten your spine and lean in, your lips grazing his jaw as you whisper in his ear. 
“You’re annoying.” 
He chuckles quietly, though you know he really wants to snort and smack you on the shoulder. You’re both enjoying this just a little too much, getting a kick out of your undercover roles. 
When you turn back to the rest of the group, Natasha is very deliberately not looking at you—and you know it’s because she’ll laugh if she does. Mickey, on the other hand, is watching with wide eyes, as is Javy. Jake and Bradley are still arguing about something on your other side, and Bob… Bob still looks like he’s ready to commit first-degree murder. 
“Drink?” Reuben asks after a beat, his smile smooth. 
You nod. “Absolutely. I’ll help you.” 
You both stand and offer a round to the rest of the table, most of whom accept—which makes it less suspicious that you’re going together. At the bar, you make sure to stand just a little closer than necessary as he orders a round of the usual from Penny. 
“Are you sure we’re not pushing it?” you ask, your voice laced with quiet worry. 
Reuben shakes his head. “Nah, not yet.” 
You frown. “Yet?” 
“He’ll snap one way or another,” he says, leaning casually against the bar. “He’ll either lose it and blow up over something totally unrelated—and that’s when we’ll know we’ve gone too far. Or he’ll wake the fuck up and fight for what he wants.” 
You open your mouth to voice another concern, but Penny is already sliding the tray of drinks across the bar. Reuben thanks her with an easy smile as you grab the two beers that didn’t fit, flashing her your own grateful grin before following him back to the table. 
When you set the beers down, you feel the neckline of your dress slip just a little lower. Your eyes flick up to see if anyone’s noticed—and of course… Bob. His gaze is dark and locked on your chest, clearly able to see right down your dress. He doesn’t hesitate, doesn’t even try to look away. He just stares. 
But then he blinks and glances aside, not flustered or ashamed—just determined not to meet your eyes. 
You straighten up and clear your throat. “I’m just going to duck to the bathroom.” 
Then you turn and begin weaving your way through the bar, desperate for a moment to yourself—even though you haven’t been here that long—and to check that you don’t look completely ridiculous in the dress Natasha convinced you to wear. 
You take your time in the stall, then rinse your hands under the cool water for a little longer than necessary. When you glance at your reflection in the full-length mirror, you’re surprised—and a little impressed. Because damn… you do look good. Maybe this dress deserves to see the light of day more often. And if Bob’s stare is anything to go by, it’s definitely not a bad idea. 
You take a deep breath before pushing open the bathroom door, ready to continue your little charade—but you barely make it a few steps before someone blocks your path. You blink and stumble, stopping short before you run right into him. 
You sigh when you realise who it is, that cocky smirk etched across his face. “What do you want, Hangman?” 
“I want to know what’s going on.” 
Your pulse spikes, but you do your best to keep your expression calm. “What do you mean?” 
“Between you and Payback,” he says, narrowing his green eyes. “Because I know that’s not real.” 
Your breath catches—too quickly—giving you away as your gaze flicks to the side. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” 
He rolls his eyes and leans in slightly, keeping the conversation low and private in the hum of the bar. “Don’t try to gaslight me, Sunny. I’m not an idiot. I know Phoenix is in on it—because of course she is—and Fanboy too, judging by the way he giggles every time you and Payback so much as look at each other.” He quirks a brow, daring you to challenge him. “The only reason Coyote hasn’t said anything is because he’s too polite, and Rooster hasn’t noticed because he’s too wrapped up in his own shit.” 
You cross your arms and narrow your eyes, matching his bravado. “You missed one.” 
He frowns. “What?” 
“You listed all the members of the squad… except one.” 
“Right,” he chuckles dryly. “Bob. That’s the funny thing, because ever since we got to this island, you’ve been starry-eyed over Floyd, and he’s either too clueless to notice or too stupid to ask you out.” He pauses, letting it sink in, then leans just a bit closer. “Which is exactly why I’m not buying whatever you and Payback have been trying to sell this past week.” 
You stare at each other for a beat, both stubborn and scowling, waiting for the other to fold first. 
Then you sigh. “Okay, fine. But you have to swear yourself to secrecy.” 
His smirk stretches into a full grin. “I knew it.” 
“Swear it.” 
“Okay, okay,” he says, holding up a hand. “I swear. I won’t even tell Coyote, and my pillow won’t hear a thing about it.” 
You nod. “Good. Now come over and pretend to pick a song so this doesn’t look suspicious.” 
You grab his wrist and tug him toward the jukebox, leaning over it and pretending to scroll through options while you give him a quick summary of Operation Bob’s Blue Balls—leaving out a few of the more... intimate details. 
“So there,” you finish. “It’s underhanded and immature, but that’s what’s going on.” 
His expression barely shifts the entire time, just the usual entertained glint in his eye and that ever-present smirk. 
“Underhanded and immature?” he says. “I’m surprised I wasn’t in on this sooner.” 
You roll your eyes. 
“I want in.” 
You blink, brow furrowed. “What?” 
“I want to help,” he says, plainly. 
You narrow your eyes, sceptical. “Why?” 
He sighs and braces one hand on the jukebox, leaning in like he’s about to reveal some classified information. “Believe it or not, I’m not the worst guy in the world. I have a few ideas, and I think you two would be cute together.” He pauses, then adds in a quieter voice, “Besides, I’ve been going through a bit of a dry spell, and I figure helping other people get laid might buy me some good karma.” 
You snort softly as he pulls back, his cheeks faintly pink. 
“Alright,” you say. “You can help. But nothing obvious and nothing stupid. The last thing I need is Bob figuring this out and hating me for it.” 
He rolls his eyes, that signature smirk firmly back in place. “Bob could never hate you. But I’ll be subtle.” 
“Good.” You glance past his shoulder toward the booth across the bar. “We better get back before they get suspicious.” 
“Wait,” he stops you with a hand on your shoulder. “One more question.” 
You raise your brows, prompting him to go on. 
“When you fantasise about Bob, is he the top or the bottom? Because I just think you should manage your expectations—ow!” 
He winces, rubbing the spot on his chest where you smacked him, watching you with a wounded look as you shove past with an exasperated sigh. 
Great. Now Hangman is involved... 
You spend the rest of the night practically glued to Reuben’s side, as planned. But now you’re a little on edge. You keep half an ear tuned to Jake’s voice, waiting to see when he might strike—and what he might say when he does. You trust him not to blow the whole thing, but you’re more than a little nervous about what his version of ‘helping’ might actually look like. 
“Another drink?” Reuben asks, just as you finish the last of your third beer. 
You nod, a bit too eagerly. “Yes, please. Maybe something stronger this time.” 
He chuckles and slides out of the booth, offering his hand. You take it, letting him guide you up toward the bar. You’re so wrapped up in your thoughts that you barely register the feel of his hand slipping from yours and settling at the small of your back, his thumb rubbing slow, comforting circles there. 
But Bob notices. 
And Jake notices Bob noticing—taking special joy in the way Bob’s hand tightens around his bottle of Coke, knuckles going white. 
Jake clears his throat and casts a glance toward the bar, leaning forward slightly. “They’re cute, don’t you think?” 
There’s a beat of silence as Bob swallows—hard—and Natasha just blinks, clearly trying to catch up. Then the lightbulb goes off, and a wicked grin stretches across her lips. 
“Yeah,” she says, her eyes following Jake’s. “I think they’d make a good couple.” 
Bob snorts. Actually snorts. But he keeps his gaze fixed on the label he’s been picking at on his bottle. 
Natasha arches a brow. “Something funny?” 
Bob shakes his head. “No.” 
“Really?” Jake presses, grinning. “Could’ve sworn you just laughed, Floyd.” 
“It wasn’t a laugh,” Bob mutters. “More of a… breath.” 
“Oh, a breath,” Natasha echoes, clearly amused. “Because it sounded suspiciously like judgment.” 
“Or jealousy,” Jake adds, leaning back with a smug grin. 
Bob’s gaze flicks to the bar—and to you—then just as quickly snaps away. “I don’t care who she dates.” 
Natasha hums, fighting a smirk as she lifts her beer to her lips, “Didn’t say you did.” 
Shortly after you and Reuben return to the table, giggling like idiots, Bob leaves. He mutters something about not feeling well and ducks out before even saying a proper goodbye. Part of you feels wrecked with guilt—but another part… is quietly hopeful. Because Bob isn’t like this. He’s good at regulating his emotions, even better at staying calm under pressure—he’s a fighter pilot, for God’s sake. But this? This is different. He’s never stormed out on the brink of losing control. Sure, he can get a little frustrated sometimes, maybe throw a snarky comment—usually at Jake when he pushes too far—but that’s as far as it goes. 
If you didn’t know any better, you’d say he’s starting to unravel… 
You spend most of the next day on the couch with the aircon blasting, while Natasha works through some paperwork at the kitchen table. It’s too hot to go outside, and you’re too distracted to do anything that requires even an ounce of brainpower. So instead, you let your mind rot with cartoons, obsessively checking your phone for signs of life in the group chat. 
“I can’t believe Hangman is in on this now,” Natasha mutters, not even glancing up from her papers. 
You sigh and roll from your side onto your back, staring up at the ceiling. “I can’t believe he hasn’t cracked yet. If the roles were reversed, I’d be like a feral cat in heat by now.” 
She snorts and lifts her head, flashing you an amused smirk. “You were already like a feral cat in heat for that man. Hence this whole situation.” 
You laugh softly. “Yeah, not wrong.” 
Your head drops to the side as you half-watch the TV screen, until the apartment door swings open with a dramatic gust of air. 
“I hate to say it,” Mickey says as he breezes in, eyes wide, “but the man is a genius.” 
Reuben follows close behind, and then Jake—grinning like he just solved world peace. 
“Oh, God,” Natasha mutters. “They’re multiplying.” 
“I don’t know why you didn’t come to me sooner,” Jake says, strolling toward the couch. “I’m the king of seduction.” 
You sit up, curling into the corner to make room for Reuben and Jake as Mickey heads straight for the fridge. 
“I wouldn’t go that far,” you mutter, narrowing your eyes at him. 
“Just wait until you hear the plan,” Reuben says, practically buzzing. “It’s perfect.” 
Intrigued now, Natasha gathers her papers into one neat pile and joins you on the lounge. “Alright, Bagman. Let’s hear it.” 
Jake’s eyes sparkle with mischief as he settles in beside Reuben. “Tomorrow, we’re going to the beach.” 
“You’re already way off,” you cut in. “Bob won’t agree to hang out again. Not after last night.” 
Natasha nods. “She’s right. He needs to cool off before we wind him up again.” 
“Absolutely not,” Jake snaps, brow furrowed. “You need to strike while the iron’s hot. You need to push his fucking limits.” 
Mickey appears from the kitchen, a bag of pretzels already open in his hand. 
Natasha frowns. “Okay, but how? He won’t agree to go if he thinks Sunny and Payback will be there.” 
Jake grins. “Which is exactly why he’s going to think they won’t be there.” 
“You want us to lie?” you ask. 
He gives you a flat look. “After all this emotional warfare, now you’re drawing the line at lying?” 
You shrink back slightly. “I guess not.” 
“Exactly.” He leans forward, elbows braced on his knees, hands clasped. “So—I’ll pitch the idea in the group chat. Sunny, you reply immediately that you’re busy—before Bob gets a chance to decline. Then Payback says something vague, like he might come or might not. That way, it looks like low numbers. And if Bob says no, the rest of us can guilt-trip him into coming. Which he will, as long as he thinks you’re not going to be there.” 
Natasha tilts her head. “So... she will be there though?” 
“Yes,” Jake says. “Just not right away. Give him time to relax, have some fun. We’ll play games—I’ll rile everyone up and get that competitive energy going.” 
Everyone nods along, faces weirdly serious, like this is some highly classified mission briefing. 
“Then, you two show up together,” Jake continues, gesturing to you and Reuben. “It’ll throw Bob off, but we won’t give him a chance to leave. We’ll keep the games going. Something with contact. You need to get right up in his space. Go all in. Because then... you’re going to knock him off his feet.” 
“Literally,” Mickey mumbles, chewing a mouthful of pretzels. 
You frown. “What?” 
“Bump into him,” Jake says. “Literally knock him over. Skin-to-skin contact. I’ve seen the way he looks at you in a swimsuit—it’s borderline pornographic. Touching him? It’ll fry what’s left of his self-control. And then, when there’s a moment—just a second where you could apologise for being too competitive or whatever... you’re going to say something that makes him snap.” 
You lean in, heart pounding now. “What am I going to say?” 
The sun is high and brutal in the sky, and you’re already sweating—even though you’re still sitting in Reuben’s car with the aircon blasting. 
“Do you really think this is going to work?” you ask, nervously bouncing your knee. 
Reuben snorts. “If it doesn’t, the man isn’t human.” 
“I feel bad,” you mutter, eyes scanning the stretch of gold sand through the windshield. 
“You won’t feel bad when you finally see what’s in his pants,” Reuben says, barely paying attention as he scrolls through his phone. 
Your eyes go wide and your head whips toward him. “So it is huge? I wasn’t just imagining that?” 
He chuckles and looks up. “Oh yeah, he’s big. Like... big big. I remember the first time in the locker room—no one’s trying to look, obviously, that’s just not the vibe—but... damn. We couldn’t not look. Then everyone lost it. I think Hangman nearly cried.” 
You press your lips together, trying to hold back a grin, but it’s no use—your cheeks are on fire, and your whole face feels like it's bright red. 
“Damn,” you murmur, turning your gaze back to the front as your heart slams against your ribs. 
Reuben laughs again, then cuts the engine, killing the aircon. “Alright. Pull yourself together. It’s go time.” 
You climb out of the car and immediately wince at the lick of heat curling across your skin. It’s blistering—almost hostile—but at least you’re at the beach. Worst-case scenario? You’ll drown yourself in the ocean. Just walk into the surf and keep going. No one would blame you. 
“Relax,” Reuben says, sliding a hand into yours like this is nothing. “This is going to work. Hangman might be insane, but I’m pretty sure it’s because he’s an evil genius.” 
You roll your eyes, exhale hard, then square your shoulders and lift your chin. 
You let Reuben lead you onto the sand, legs already working overtime to stay steady in the heat-softened grains. You can hear the chaos before you see it. Shouts and thuds echo over the sand as your friends tumble and crash around in a messy game of what looks like overgrown keepy-uppies. 
“No hands!” Javy yells, just as Mickey swats the ball to avoid a direct hit to the face. 
“Damn it, Fanboy!” Jake shouts. “You’re giving away points.” 
Mickey drops his hands to his knees, panting. “Can we play literally any other game? I hate this.” 
“You only hate it ‘cause you suck at it,” Natasha says, catching the ball like it’s second nature and bringing the game to a halt. 
You swear you can see Mickey roll his eyes from here. You and Reuben are still on approach, trudging through the soft sand, unnoticed—so far. 
“What about football?” Jake offers, tossing the round ball aside and already pulling a proper football from their pile of gear. “Dog-fight football?” 
“Three versus three?” Javy asks, sceptical. 
“What about four v. four?” Reuben calls, hand cupped to amplify his voice. 
Everyone turns, and there’s a beat of stillness as they clock you. Then Natasha flashes a wide grin beneath her sunglasses, and Jake’s face lights up like a very satisfied evil villain—his plan falling perfectly into place. 
“Well, if it ain’t Sunny and Payback!” he calls, spinning the football lazily in one hand. “You two done playing your own games already?” 
You ignore the jab and focus on not rolling your ankle in the damn sand. At the pile of bags, you stop to drop your stuff and hesitate at the button of your shorts. 
Jake’s eyes are practically gleaming. “How about a swim to cool off first?” 
Reuben strips his shirt with a single tug. “You read my mind, Seresin.” 
The guys—already in their swim trunks—bolt for the water, crashing into the surf in a chaotic stampede. Natasha peels off her shirt and shorts, shoots you a wink, and strolls in after them like she owns the ocean. 
Reuben doesn’t say anything before he leaves you, but he gives a barely-there nod—directed past your shoulder. 
You don’t need to turn around to know who it’s aimed at. 
Bob’s still standing where he was when the game fizzled out, statuesque. His hair is tousled and his lips parted just enough to make your stomach flip. You’re at least ten feet away, but you can see the rise and fall of his chest—too fast, too hard. But he’s not out of breath. He’s not flustered. 
He’s furious. 
And those blue eyes? Laser-locked on you. His entire focus narrowed like a sniper sight. Not a blink. Not a breath wasted on anyone but you. 
You swallow and force your body into motion, unbuttoning your shorts and shimmying out of them before pulling your loose shirt over your head. You drop your clothes on Natasha’s pile and turn toward the water, steady on the lumpy sand. 
And then you hit the firm part—wet, packed, perfect footing—and you dig in. Hips swaying, deliberate and lethal. 
You don’t need to look back. You can feel the heat of his stare on every inch of exposed skin. It’s scorching. Possessive. Almost punishing. Like if he could touch you right now, he’d brand you. 
Hangman might be a genius after all. 
You hit the water with a sigh, not even hesitating before diving beneath a wave before it can knock you off your feet. It’s the perfect temperature—delicious against your too-hot skin. 
You dive under the next wave, cool saltwater rushing over your body, and come up laughing as you slick your hair back. Natasha is standing beside you, arms outstretched as the water laps at her waist, her eyes fixed on the shore. 
You wade closer, smirking. “Did you see his face?” you ask breathlessly, heart still pounding from the walk down the beach—or maybe from the way Bob had looked at you like he was plotting your murder. “I thought he was going to spontaneously combust.” 
She doesn’t answer. Just keeps staring past you. 
You frown as her jaw goes slack and her brows creep up, sunglasses slipping down her nose as she stares at something on the shore—expression caught somewhere between shock and awe. 
You freeze. “What?” 
She still doesn’t speak—just tips her chin the slightest bit, silently gesturing toward whatever has her stunned. 
You twist around. 
And promptly forget how to breathe. 
Bob Floyd is pulling his shirt over his head. 
Bob Floyd, the man who never takes his shirt off. The man who wears it in the ocean and somehow isn’t bothered by the soaking wet material clinging to his body like a second skin. 
And holy shit. 
It’s glorious. 
Sure, you’ve seen him shirtless before. Once. That night. But that was in the dark—his body tense, your mind scrambled, neither of you thinking clearly enough to appreciate what was right in front of you. 
But in the light of day? 
Alabaster skin. Broad shoulders. Deep-cut abs like he walked straight off the set of a Marvel movie. Lean muscle rippling across his chest and arms in a way that feels criminal on someone so quiet and careful. Droplets of sweat cling to his torso like even the heat doesn’t want to let him go. 
The sudden silence behind you confirms it—everyone else is staring too. 
You blink, dumbfounded, mouth dry. “That’s illegal.” 
Natasha huffs out a laugh like she’s short-circuiting. “I mean, I knew he was strong but—wow.” 
You swallow. Hard. “I think I’m going to pass out.” 
Your eyes follow him as he drops his shirt and turns toward the water, cutting through the waves like they’re nothing. He doesn’t glance at any of you. Just keeps his gaze locked on the horizon, jaw set tight, his body moving with single-minded purpose. 
Before you can say something—or even blink—a surge of water smacks you in the face. 
But it’s not a wave. 
You cough and splutter, wiping the salt from your eyes and checking to make sure your sunglasses are still intact. When your vision clears, Jake is standing right in front of you. 
“Wipe the drool off your chin,” he says, deadpan. “You’re supposed to be teasing him.” 
You narrow your eyes, resisting the urge to shove him aside and keep watching Bob. “How did all of you know how cut that man is and not tell me?” 
Jake blinks, thrown for a beat, then grins like the devil. “Wait—you’re mad because we didn’t tell you how ripped Bob is?” 
You nod, arms crossing tight over your chest. “Correct.” 
He lets out a disbelieving chuckle, shaking his head. “Well if that’s got you steamed, you’re gonna be beside yourself when you find out he’s got a massive-” 
“I know,” you cut in smoothly, a wicked smirk curling at your lips. “Payback told me.” 
Jake gapes at you, brows knitting—but before he can get another word out, you shove his shoulder and send him sprawling into the water. 
When he resurfaces, sputtering and grinning, he points at you like a man on a mission—then lunges. 
You squeal, laughing as he barrels toward you, sending up waves in every direction. The two of you splash around like kids, Jake playing it up—grabbing you, poking at your sides, both of you pretending to wrestle. All for show. Because you both know Bob is watching. 
Eventually, the others join in, playful chaos erupting around you. And before long, you’re panting and breathless, dragging yourself back to shore, your cheeks and chest aching from laughter. 
Everyone settles for a few minutes, drinking from their water bottles and trying to knock water from their ears. But then Jake stands up, football in hand and a wicked smirk on his lips, ready to commence Operation Bob’s Blue Balls – Phase Three: Straddle and Conquer. 
“All right, I’ll pick teams,” he announces. 
Normally, this would cause an uproar. But since most of you are in on the plan, everyone just nods in agreement. 
“Phoenix, Payback, Bob,” he says. “You’re with me. The rest of you are on Rooster’s team.” 
You narrow your eyes and cock your hip—it would seem strange if you didn’t challenge Jake just a little. “Why are you two always team captains?” 
He winks. “Because we’re the best.” 
You roll your eyes and turn away, joining the huddle with your teammates as Bradley and Javy argue over what your game plan should be. 
After a few minutes of strategizing, the game kicks off. You’ve never loved dog-fight football—not like some of the others—mostly because it can get a little rough. But today… it’s more than just a game. It’s a full-blown performance. 
You hang back for a bit, letting Jake and Bradley rile each other up and fire up their teams. Bob is still shirtless, which is a tactical advantage he isn’t even aware of—because every time he has the ball, every time he runs or blocks or is just generally in your line of sight, your knees wobble. 
You’ve nearly forgotten what you’re supposed to be doing when Reuben jumps in front of you and snags the ball before you can—thrown by a very disappointed-looking Javy. 
“Getting tired, Sunny?” Reuben teases, his grin smug. “I’m just getting started.” 
Right. The plan. Flirting. Banter. Teasing Bob. 
You step closer, slowing the game down a touch as you stretch onto your toes and drop your voice—but not too low. “Tired? Please. I’m still waiting for you to make me sweat.” 
There’s a beat where you worry Reuben might break, might laugh—high on adrenaline and endorphins. 
But then Jake hollers, “Cut it out, you two! Save the dirty talk for the bedroom!” 
And the game is back on. 
The sun beats down mercilessly, making every flexed muscle shine, every drop of sweat slide in slow, glistening trails. The sand is hot beneath your feet, but it’s nothing compared to the heat building as you and Reuben turn the game into one of Bob’s personal nightmares. 
You dart to the left, brushing past Reuben with a smug grin, your fingertips dragging across his chest like you’re checking his heart rate. 
“C’mon, hotshot,” you tease. “You could try a little harder.” 
He laughs—low and amused—but gives chase, throwing a hand around your waist as you pivot. It’s all too easy to make it look a little too intimate, a little too tight. He lifts you off the ground to ‘block’ your goal and your head falls back in a laugh that’s just shy of indecent. 
And Bob sees everything. 
You feel it—his stare like hot coals dragged across your skin. When you glance up between plays, he’s standing at the edge of the group, jaw tight, shoulders tense, hands flexing like they’re ready to throw a punch. His eyes follow your every move like he’s marking a target, and if looks could kill, Reuben would already be six feet under. 
You catch a toss, and Reuben crashes into you to intercept, spinning you both until you fall together into the sand. You land side by side, giggling like idiots—some might even say lovesick idiots. 
He pushes up first and grins down at you, tipping his head suggestively. “Need a hand?” 
“Oh, I don’t mind being on my back,” you say sweetly, just loud enough for everyone to hear. 
You take Reuben’s hand and let him haul you off the ground, pulling you into his body just a little more than necessary. 
“Damn, Sunny,” Jake calls from the other side of the makeshift field. “Takin’ a few hits today. Hope it doesn’t affect your game.” 
You scoff, rolling your eyes dramatically as you dust sand off your body like everyone else paid to watch. “You know I like it rough, Hangman.” 
There’s a chorus of oohs and a whistle from Mickey, laughter rippling through the group. 
Except Bob, of course. He’s suddenly very interested in the sand, eyes locked on the ground—even though his rigid posture is telling you everything you need to know. 
The game revs up again, and after a few scuffles, you snag the ball off a fumbled toss and break into a sprint, cutting across the sand with laser focus. Reuben’s behind you, winded, and the others are tangled up with the second ball—leaving only one person standing in your way. 
Bob. 
“Stop her!” Jake shouts, too far behind to intercept. 
Bob plants his feet like he’s ready to block—muscles tensing, arms coiled. It’s almost enough to distract you. But you’re feeling competitive. A little reckless. And you’re seconds from a goal. 
He hesitates when your eyes lock, just long enough for your wicked grin to register as you blow past him and skid to a halt—well over the line. 
Your team erupts into cheers behind you, and you throw your hands up, chest heaving as you catch your breath. When you turn back around, he’s still watching you—eyes wide. 
You flash him a slow smile as you walk past, brushing close enough to feel the heat rolling off his skin. 
“Don’t worry, Lieutenant,” you murmur. “I’ll go easy on you next time.” 
After a breather and a drink of water, everyone lines up for another play. Jake and Bradley drop the footballs into the sand, crouched and ready. Jake turns his head your way and gives you a subtle nod. 
This is it. 
Your heart thunders behind your ribs as you sprint and block and laugh along with the others. The competition hasn’t cooled—everyone is still hungry. Even Bob has snapped into focus, finally playing like it matters instead of just standing there watching. 
And for a moment, it is just fun. No schemes, no strategy. Just friends, shouting and stumbling and laughing too hard to score. 
But then the ball is in your hands again—and it’s time. 
Bob is on defence—Jake made sure of that. You just have to get past him again. Or at least… make it look like you’re trying. 
You tear forward. Jake is already behind you, Natasha lunges and misses by a breath, and Reuben very dramatically wipes out in the sand. 
It’s just Bob now. 
He sets his stance, head tipped down in focus. He’s going to stop you this time. Poor thing. He has no idea that’s exactly the plan. 
You charge, feet kicking up sand, heart in your throat. His eyes widen just a second before you collide—your body slamming into his with just enough force to topple you both. 
The ball flies from your hand as you hit the sand hard, clutching at whatever you can—his shoulders, his arms, solid and warm beneath your grip. You spit sand from your mouth and sit up fast—only to freeze, breath caught in your throat. 
You’re straddling him. Hips locked against his. Chest heaving. His hands on your waist. 
You don’t move. 
You’re both panting. The air between you buzzes like static, and everywhere your skin touches his feels sunburnt and alive. His blue eyes are locked on yours—wild and stunned. Bright enough to drown in. 
Your chest rises and falls with ragged breath, but you stay put. 
“Does this count?” you ask, voice low and rough with adrenaline. 
His lips are parted, soft and pink, breath coming in short bursts. His curls are wild, tangled with sand, and his glasses—crooked from the fall—are still somehow on. He looks wrecked. Shattered. Like you’ve stolen every coherent thought out of his head. His gaze flickers—searching your face, desperate not to meet your eyes. 
You lean in just a little. 
“If anyone else looked at me like that, I’d probably kiss them,” you murmur, squeezing your thighs around his waist. Then you bring your mouth dangerously close to his ear. “But we can’t do that... right?” 
His breath catches—and his eyes finally snap to yours. 
They’re wide and stormy now, brows drawn tight. He doesn’t breathe. He just looks. His mouth parts a little further, and you can see it all happening behind his eyes—every thought, every realisation. 
Everything falls into place—the flirting, the giggling, the deliberate touches, the stolen glances. All of it. You’ve been baiting him. This whole time. 
Before you can say anything else—before you can blink or breathe— 
He snaps. 
He flips you, smooth and fast, moving your body like you weigh nothing. Suddenly, you’re on your back, pressed into the sand, and he’s the one on top—straddling you, his weight holding you down. 
And the look in his eyes could burn the sky. 
He leans in, gaze sweeping over your face—your lips, your eyes, the pulse at your throat. He watches it thrum, just for a second. 
You’re frozen beneath him. Every nerve on fire. Every inch of your body sparking. Your lungs are screaming for air, but you don’t know how to breathe. You can’t think. You can barely feel anything except him. 
His breath ghosts your lips as he whispers, “Oh, you’re in trouble now.” 
And then he kisses you. 
Hard. 
It’s not careful. It’s not sweet. It’s months of tension and stolen glances and aching want—every second of restraint finally unravelling in a dizzy, reckless crash. His mouth claims yours like he’s starving, like he’s waited too long and can’t wait another second. 
His chest presses into yours, slick with sweat and dusted with sand, and you arch into it with a gasp. He groans against your mouth, a low, broken sound that feels like fire in your veins. You can feel every inch of him—solid and hot and so hard against your hip, unmistakable and unignorable. 
You shift beneath him, dragging your leg up around his waist, just enough to tease. His breath hitches, and then he’s kissing you deeper, hungrier, like the noise you just pulled from him unspooled something he can’t reel back in. 
You claw at his back—muscles tense and trembling under your fingers—trying to pull him closer when there’s no space left between you. The kiss turns feverish, tongues sliding, lips parting in desperate sync. You’re panting into each other’s mouths, completely lost. 
There’s sand in your hair, in your mouth, sticking to your sweat-slick skin, but none of it matters. All that matters is the way he moves against you, the way he feels—like every bit of control he’d been clinging to has shattered. 
When he finally tears his mouth from yours, he doesn’t go far. His forehead drops to yours, both of you gasping. He’s pink-cheeked and wide-eyed, lips swollen, pupils blown. 
“Jesus Christ,” he mutters, voice wrecked, “you’re gonna kill me.” 
And the way he says it—like a confession, like a prayer—makes you want to do it all over again. 
“YES!" Mickey shouts, loud enough for all of North Island to hear. 
Your friends erupt into cheers and screams, laughter lacing their gleeful proclamations as they jump and dance just a few feet away. 
“Well, fuck me,” Jake drawls. “That was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.” 
You both slowly—reluctantly—turn your heads toward the noise. 
“I can’t believe it worked,” Reuben mutters, grinning wide, eyes sparkling. “Phase Three actually worked.” 
You’re still pinned beneath Bob as they all close in, every face lit up with smug satisfaction. 
“You named it?” Bob asks, closing his eyes as his cheeks somehow grow even hotter. 
“Oh yeah,” Mickey says, beaming with pride. “Operation Bob’s Blue Balls. Phase One was the run and the sleepover. Phase Two, Reuben. And this—” he gestures wildly at the two of you tangled in the sand, “this is Phase Three: Straddle and Conquer.” 
Bob makes a noise. Somewhere between a strangled groan and a whispered prayer for death. 
“You planned this?” he rasps, forehead dropping against yours again like he might just burrow into the sand and disappear. 
Reuben shrugs, all innocence. “Worked like a charm.” 
“Honestly,” Natasha adds, “we were starting to think you’d never get there. So… you’re welcome.” 
You bury your face in Bob’s shoulder, mortified. He’s burning up beneath your hands—still—and breathing like he just ran a mile with you on his back. 
Jake snickers. “Glad we could help you two get laid.” 
“We haven’t—!” Bob blurts, redder than a stop sign. 
You slap a hand over his mouth, grinning wickedly now despite the embarrassment. “Yet.” 
There’s a beat—a millisecond of silence—before they all burst out laughing again. 
Mickey curls over, clutching his stomach. Reuben walks away, cackling with his head tipped back. Natasha mutters, “Jesus Christ,” but she’s definitely smirking, and Jake claps his hands once as he says, “God bless the U.S. Navy.” 
Bob drops his face into the crook of your neck and groans again, muffled, “I hate all of you.” 
“Even me?” you ask, voice soft and teasing. 
He lifts his head, chuckling softly. “No. But for all that? You’re definitely still in trouble.” 
You lick your lips. “There’s no place I’d rather be.” 
He sighs like you’re actively trying to kill him, then sits up and pushes to his feet—only to glance down at the massive bulge in his shorts, which looks borderline painful. 
“Shit.” 
You scramble up after him, stepping in close and pressing your body to his, barely able to contain your giggles as you shield him from the rest of the beach. 
“Need a minute?” you tease, laughter lacing every word. 
His eyes flash—dark, hungry. “You and I are gonna need more than a minute to deal with this.” 
Heat floods your face and pools between your legs, thick and insistent. 
“But,” he says, glancing toward the water, “I’m just gonna go for a quick swim.” 
You nod, eyes wide and dreamy, watching him from beneath your lashes like an absolute idiot in love. 
And he looks at you like you hung the sun. Like you’re everything. It’s enough to make your heart stutter and your pulse race. He has no business being this beautiful—this sinful—a perfect contradiction of sweetness and respect, with just enough hunger in him, just enough darkness, that you know you’ll be walking funny tomorrow. 
And probably for the next few weeks while you learn how to handle his massive dick. 
“Don’t look at me like that,” he mutters, a shy smile curling his lips. “You’re making it worse.” 
Your jaw drops. “It gets bigger?” 
He laughs, then leans in to press a kiss to your open mouth—chaste, but lingering. Like it physically pains him to pull away. But he does. And when he flashes you that boyish smile—equal parts sexy and shy—it knocks the breath out of you. 
Then he turns and jogs toward the water. 
It takes you more than a minute to remember how to move—how to function—but eventually, you manage to drag yourself back to the others, who are still laughing and chatting like the beach hasn’t just tilted sideways. 
Natasha passes you your water bottle. “What’s Bob doing?” 
You glance over your shoulder, catching sight of him ducking under a wave. A smile tugs at your lips. 
“Cooling off.” 
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dandydilfdiddler · 10 hours ago
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I FEEL THIS IN MY SOUL
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MY NOTE TO MY READERS BECAUSE THE STRESS
The smut I wrote for him was a pre-meeting dream as a little copout to feel the vibes for Bob. The man has like 4 fucking paragraphs in his wiki page. I made my friends watch Top Gun with me 3x to try and place his accent. We couldn't come up with a consensus so the dream he was silent because that totally makes sense. Had no idea on the voice to go off of in a dream if you never met the man, therefore the he is silent to buy myself time to have the council vote on his HC's but I still get a chance to write smut for him because that boy does things to me that makes all the feminism in my body evaporate.
Now it's time for me to go be nosey on your blog because I feel like we have bonded on a cellular level.
#psuedo-trauma-bond-over-our-background-gremlins #smut-is-fucking-hard-to-write
can i just say a massive kudos to all the writers who write bob floyd smut because i struggled and i am still so nervous about this fic i just posted... this man is so unexplored in canon that trying not to mischaracterise him while writing through various depths of emotion (especially sex, where characters are supposed to be raw and unfiltered) is so difficult, so just... yeah i wanna give big kudos to all writers for being amazing and to bob fucking floyd writers
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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!
instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history
Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"
Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them
Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"
Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)
Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream
John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"
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the difference between their reactions to john falling is killing me 😭😭😭
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dandydilfdiddler · 10 hours ago
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my dream blunt rotation but it's pedro pascal characters and i'm the blunt being passed around <3
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dandydilfdiddler · 10 hours ago
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I LOVE CHAOS GREMLIN BOB!!!!!!
Please this is our Florida Man. I love when he is just a little shit and especially when it is to piss John off specifically. I love the idea of him just being a little kleptomaniac ~~look and panty stealing is just something I fuck with anyways on such a deep level so to see the rep here has me even more invested~~.
This is so stupid, but I just wanted to write something silly about my favorite boy <3
"Bob?"
"Yeah?"
"Why do you have a stash of stolen things?"
"It's my horde." He shrugged and set his book down beside him. "Why, you don't have one?"
Your expression twisted into one of pure confusion. "What the fuck, Bob?" Your gaze never once left the corner of his so-called 'horde,' and you frowned as you caught sight of the one particular pair of panties that you'd spent minutes looking for earlier that day.
"You motherfucker, you stole my underwear?!"
Once again, Bob simply shrugged.
You were almost tempted to get up and rifle through his horde, but you had a feeling he wouldn't appreciate that. Besides, who were you to mess with a man's horde anyway? "So, why exactly do you have this?"
His expression then grew serious. "The void demands it." He stated, his voice low and his gaze dark. But he couldn't help but burst out into laughter once he saw your shocked expression. "Nah, I'm just a kleptomaniac "
"You know this is why John calls you a raccoon."
"Anddd that's why I stole his favorite pair of socks." Bob smirked and proudly pointed to one of his most prized possessions—besides from your underwear—John's stupid star spangle banner themed socks.
You slapped your hand over your mouth to stop yourself from giggling. "Oh my god, that's amazing."
"I know right, I'm just so wonderful."
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Sometimes I forget just how hair Lewis is and it does things to me I can’t quite explain- his arms man his fucking arms-
his hairy arms are soooo delicious 🤤
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give me 12 of that fucking hat tilt
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Lewis Pullman as Rhett Abbott in Outer Range S1E3: The Time
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