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you will not remove me from my nest!!! grrrrr

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i am a medical marvel

You are the treasure I will always keep buried deep inside the treasure chest that lies behind my rib cage.

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oh yeah some people were asking about that cursed book because I guess I stopped updating for a bit? tldr the real curse was asbestos

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me having a little nap while you learn calculus

Jacques-Laurent Agasse (Swiss, 1767–1849), "The Hard Word"

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this year I intend to break into a hospital and take all their saline solution. I'll replace it with a harmless saline solution. Nobody will know.

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she hydro on my ponics til I fertiliser

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cats can drink seawater

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have brought the Book downstairs. not opening it. sus. but I'm interested about why it smells like that. going to just put it over by the fax machine.

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turtles breathe through their butts

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the book smells like burning hair. I don't know how else to say that. is that normal? does that happen when the paper is old?

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I have found a book. It was in the attic, not in a box, just sitting off on its own, like it was thinking about things and needed a minute. I've never seen it before. Neither has anyone else who lives here. Do I read it?

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the magnus archives is a podcast

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be kind. even to your enemies. BUT. do not let them destroy you.

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i think. there should be more moths. and fewer white van drivers.

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LOOK AT THIS SNAIL. HE IS A DELIGHT.

a snail gathering snushrooms 🐌🍄‍🟫

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they will fight in hand to hand combat!!! why is nobody listening!!!

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sanders has said. that he in nonviolent. but that was a lie. he is highly trained in cqc. he is assembling his army in vermont. check the drone footage its real.