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So I finally read The Last Sun after lurking for a while in the tag, and I have Questions

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Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group

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Laurent of Vere 🤝 Rune Saint John: Being childhood SA survivors, heirs to a throne, kicking the ass of their abusers, have a tall gorgeous sunshine boyfriend who also kicks ass and adores them, lowkey book nerds, good with a sword.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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Corbie and Tower (and little chocolate hand prints.)

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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sometimes a family is just the magical personification of the sun tarot card, his body guard, and a fae teenager they were tricked into adopting 

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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

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like, you’re literally getting SUCKED

bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me

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bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty bisexual to me

bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me

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like, you’re literally a woman getting SUCKED by a woman bug?? who’s SUCKED other women’s blood???

bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me

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bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty lesbian to me

bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me

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bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me

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like, you’re literally getting SUCKED by a bug who’s SUCKED other men???

bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me