dangerous-advantage
dangerous-advantage
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dangerous-advantage · 5 days ago
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So I finally read The Last Sun after lurking for a while in the tag, and I have Questions
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dangerous-advantage · 5 days ago
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Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group
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dangerous-advantage · 5 days ago
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Laurent of Vere 🤝 Rune Saint John: Being childhood SA survivors, heirs to a throne, kicking the ass of their abusers, have a tall gorgeous sunshine boyfriend who also kicks ass and adores them, lowkey book nerds, good with a sword.
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dangerous-advantage · 5 days ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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dangerous-advantage · 5 days ago
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you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
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dangerous-advantage · 5 days ago
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Corbie and Tower (and little chocolate hand prints.)
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dangerous-advantage · 5 days ago
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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
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dangerous-advantage · 5 days ago
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sometimes a family is just the magical personification of the sun tarot card, his body guard, and a fae teenager they were tricked into adopting 
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dangerous-advantage · 5 days ago
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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people
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dangerous-advantage · 8 days ago
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like, you’re literally getting SUCKED
bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me
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dangerous-advantage · 8 days ago
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bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty bisexual to me
bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me
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dangerous-advantage · 8 days ago
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like, you’re literally a woman getting SUCKED by a woman bug?? who’s SUCKED other women’s blood???
bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me
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dangerous-advantage · 8 days ago
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bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty lesbian to me
bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me
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dangerous-advantage · 8 days ago
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bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me
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dangerous-advantage · 8 days ago
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like, you’re literally getting SUCKED by a bug who’s SUCKED other men???
bitten by a mosquito? idk man, sounds pretty gay to me
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