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if i grip the bars like this, the vest is even more slimming ;)

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just another day at the office, risking my reputation with this ugly tie just to match with the star of the show...

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di, you’re glowing! are pregnant again? ...please dont sob on my vest if we lose another one...

(hi, 2 and a half years and one bipolar diagnosis later i am back making vest jokes ok have a fuckin blast)

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waddup? i’m gabe, i’m 18, and i never fuckin lived long enough to inherit my dad’s awesome vest

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You're not the hero we wanted, but you're the one we need

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This is a beautiful blog

the vest appreciates this

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happy march vest,  everyone

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ok if i hold my arm like this is it too obvious that im trying to show off the vest?

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This blog is amazing

i do my vest

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and over here we see some loser not wearing a vest. what a loser.

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look i know you’re mad but you leave the vest out of it

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omg natalie you gotta leave right this instant. your mom, the vest, and i are having a moment

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come here, come here. come to vestie

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it’s the worst we’ve ever known but it’s the vest i’ve always owned

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the vest in all its vest glory

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diana no, my vest is right here

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vest gonna be good!