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the yaoi was there. it didn’t save anyone. but the yaoi was there.
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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament
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NEW GOLF INCOMING?!?!??!?!
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get more psychic and meet me in the dreamscape. and make more jam, of course.
suggestions for what to do with my last year of my 20s?
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when dan is laughing but trying to say “what” at the same time and he ends up going “WHOHOOHOHOO WHOOOHOOHOOHOO” reblog if u agree
#jumpscared by Me on the dash#god this is from 2017. still so real tho#altho his laugh has evolved into something so batshit and beautiful
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#my parents have always either called them philanddan bc it ‘sounds like a dinosaur’#or like if i say phil they say ‘from dan and?’
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I love that Phil is slightly evil. It's one of my favorite things about him
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Are Dan and Phil old enough to be your parents? (I would say yes if they are 16+ years older than you are)
hiii anon
for reference phil is 38 (1987) and dan 33 almost 34 (1991)
yes phil is but dan isn’t!
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can you do a reading on me about my health?
hiii okay starting with my usual disclaimer that i’m still practicing so pls take with a grain of salt and if it doesn’t make sense for you then i may have not tapped in the right way but i hope some of this makes sense!
here’s what jumped:
three of swords, five of wands, the magician, sun reversed, seven of pentacles, the moon
you’ve been in a place of emotional pain and sorrow over whatever you’re dealing with. you feel like finding answers has been a constant struggle, maybe everyone has a different idea about things and you don’t know what will help. you have the power though. i don’t usually work with reversed cards but i feel like the sun is what’s waiting for you once you step into your own power and take control of your own health and wellbeing. there is something under the surface that needs to be looked at and paid attention to, and it will take some time and perseverance to fix. but you DO have the power to fix it. you will be able to get on top of things. don’t believe people who say nothing is wrong, bc something IS wrong and u already can feel that misalignment, but it’s something that can be fixed or at least something that you will be able to have power over.
i pulled some of my oracle cards and words and i just decided to show you the layout of how i was called to arrange these to see if it means anything to you. (sorry it’s kinda hard to see i can specify what it says if i need to)

here’s what i’m getting from this:
i think you need to use your voice and advocate for yourself. you need to be brave and move forward with sharing the knowledge you have, because it’s not one size fits all with whatever problem you’re having. it’s personal to you and when you find the right care, the entirety of your story will be relevant in putting together the answer. the whole picture. maybe it has something to do with foods you’re eating and coffee? not sure, maybe that makes sense to you in a different way. don’t wait for an audience though, step out and speak your truth, and you will find something/someone that CAN help.
your moonology cards are;
Communication Is Key
Adjustments Are Required
Luck Is On Your Side
Look At The Bigger Picture
like!!!! i just pulled these after i said all that. that fits so well together.
your signs are:
Bird Of Paradise
Photograph
Hand
also someone just walked into the cafe with your name, the barista greeted her happily, she seems to be in a great mood. very good sign in my opinion, and i felt this like. warmth/vibration on the side of my head? do you have a headache or something bc if so it’ll go away and you’ll get relief. her shirt also says “dracula, pain in the neck” so that paired with the fact that i have had neck pain and a headache for the last 30 minutes makes me wonder if this has to do with ur neck and head atm? or maybe that sign has to do with me, not sure. they just said my name as well referring to someone else.
anyway!!! i hope some of this made sense, i need to finish my Action cards to help more properly and then i’ll start doing bigger readings, but yeah i hope some of this clicked and helped in some way. and the end of the day pls listen to and trust urself above all else so if this doesn’t feel correct then go with ur gut xx
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Hii u just posted about readings as I was hoping to find someone to do one 😭
May I please have guidance on my relationship with R(scorpio) for the next 2 months?
Thank u so much ♡ hope u have a wonderful day
heyyy what good timing! pls keep in mind that i’m just practicing, so take it all with a grain of salt. (also i’m writing this before the reading so idk if i’ll only get a couple cards or more or what). and apologies if this is wayyy off i could be picking up on someone else’s energy, i am in public after all, but hopefully i can tap in and give you something that resonates.
first up, queen of cups and king of pentacles. too many cards kept jumping and i had to restart, but every time i’d get kings and queens. one of you is very stable and grounded, maybe has a good job or a steady path or smth in that area, maybe they’re just very practical in their pursuits. the other one is very in their power of intuitive understanding and love. i think that one is you. both of you are so…. equally matched. you bring different things to the table but neither of you is “better” than the other, you’re very balanced.
you’ve also got the three of cups and the hanged man. you need to just…. surrender and trust that it will be okay. go out with your friends. have fun. let yourself destress.
you got two of cups, which is the soulmate card basically. however you want to interpret the meaning. you two are perfectly matched and i don’t even know if you fully realise it.
you also got my homemade oracle cards ;
writing/books/words
rest/comfort/relaxtion
balance/harmony/stability
change/transformation/rebirth
you’ve got such a good foundation. relax into it. i’m hearing maybe you journal or write poetry or you’ve been writing down affirmations or something — or if you haven’t, maybe you should start? it’s all laid out in front of you, just relax, let it all balance and fall together the way it should. you don’t need to question or force anything here. it’s like. i feel like everything is already in place and you’re stressing over nothing. let yourself see yourself as someone very stable and confident, let yourself lean into that, and this person (and others) will see it too. they probably already do.
lolll just pulled from my bag of words and you got Confidence, Value, and Foundation. literally you’ve got this!! don’t stress you are so capable and the other person knows it and knows how good you are together, in any sense of the word. you also got Green, Money, and Gift. maybe you have a gift coming in or this person likes to buy things for you — if so, let it happen. they’re the king of pentacles. you’re the queen of cups. stand in your power and let them stand in theirs yknow?
(also for some reason i’m hearing u need to do the dishes. i’m just seeing you standing at your sink doing dishes, maybe noticing things out the window, just relaxing and going about your business and you’ll get a call or a knock at the door or a package arriving or smth. whatever “gift”)
also pulled from my moonology cards, You Are Good Enough, and Confidence Is Your Key To Success.
like!!!! you are golden, respect yourself and what you bring to the table, let yourself be happy. this other person sees your worth too. it’s all gonna be good and stable and in good harmony. don’t stress!
(and if some of this makes sense now and some doesn’t, it may be where you’re headed. but i hope some of it landed and i was able to connect with your energy and situation in some way! xo)
#and honestly if i was totally off and wrong pls tell me that too! i need to learn to sync my energy to my intended person#so if i didn’t do that right i need to know that too so i can practice differently lol#but yeah 😬 i’m nervy posting this bc i’m afraid i’ll be totally off but ! i’m practicing and this feels right to me so#yeah let me know hope i could help!#readings#answered
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i’m at a coffee shop practicing with my cards if anyone wants a mini reading again
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hi omg m. anon here again! i’m sorry i left you hanging! i will probably dm you soon, im just shyyyy 🤭
heyyy that’s okay! whenever u want but i’m friendly i promise ^-^
#u can stay on anon if u want too i don’t mind but if u Do want to come off anon then feel free!#but i’d love to keep practicing reading with ur energy if ur down haha#seriously no pressure tho xx#answered
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can you talk about your experience meeting dnp? what was it like
ive talked about this so many times but i do not mind doing it again. it was at playlist 2017, i was almost 19 and i randomly got a m&g ticket after not expecting to, and i was soooo anxious the whole weekend and up until the second they arrived. we were all in one big room in chairs, and we were to go one by one, and there was this rly loud girl making ppl uncomfortable and suggesting we prank them when they come in and i was not vibing…. and then they showed up and it was like. oh. my friends are here and now i’m okay. i barely spoke due to being overstimulated but i gave them a five page letter (front and back…. so. 10…..) and i’m very glad i did that!!
and they were just. so sweet so soft so gentle so lovely and kind and warm and !!!! the second i walked up dan crouched down and opened his arms with a big smile like he was greeting a puppy or smth. i, in shock, said “you are huge” and dan giggled and apologized. i hugged them both and they were sooooo….. like. just comforting. they smelled the same. they smelled like warm laundry. i accidentally stepped on phil’s foot and he put his hand on my shoulder to steady me and kept it there while we took pictures. phil was sturdy and calm and had pretty confident energy. dan was soft and flowy and giggly. i said before they remind me of a mountain/tree and a spring breeze. between each photo they would gravitate back together and whisper to each other or just have a little conversation with their eyes. they were so sweet and indulged anything anyone wanted, any pose, any prop. i waited for my friend and the staff tried to make me leave but dnp ignored them and told me to come back for a group photo. as i was leaving dan said in the sweetest highest voice “thank you so much for coming to see us!” and i said very urgently “thank you” and then scurried out into the quiet hallway again.
i was a mess that weekend but they were genuinely. like. some of the loveliest people i have ever met in my life, genuinely. even without knowing them the way we do. they had such command over the room but made each person so comfortable and feel so connected with and cared about. it was so calming being in their presence and i miss them every single day.
#i miss them!!!!!!!!!#answered#sorry mel i have genuinely forgotten ur url or i would tag u 😭😭😭😭 idk how#i haven’t seen u on my dash in sooooo long
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ok hey this is m. anon and 😀 i am VERY impressed all of that is so so accurate and most of all! the fact that we are only talking on the phone rn omg clocked
and i do have lighter eyes and skin than her... i do have a softer face... and freckles....
you say youre just practicing but 10/10 very impressed!!
ahhh omg thank u for telling me this!! 😅 this is so nice to hear it rly helps me feel more confident in trusting my intuition with things. yeah if all that was accurate i would not worry at all dude, the lovers and the world?? u asked is it going anywhere, it’s already somewhere. once u communicate the unsureness (i get the feeling she’s rly in her nerves actually) it’s gonna be so good dude the connection is so strong i knew the answer before i even pulled cards, and i can say that confidently now that you’ve confirmed the other stuff 💛
#and hey there’s smth about ur energy while i was reading that’s like rly lovely and easy to read (in a good way)#so if u wanna dm ever and ask other questions i’m happy to do more small readings for u#i’m eventually gonna charge for big readings but i’m happy to do the little ones as i practice#u have rly soft sweet energy that is very welcoming for readings i want u to know#readings#answered
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where will i be living in the next few years??
writing this as i shuffle…. opportunities/offers/chances keeps popping out so i get the feeling that either u will have multiple options, OR more than one place within that few years. or even a random opportunity to go somewhere u never expected!
courage/resilience/strength/endurance & synchronicities/signs/alignment/“coincidence”
i think ur gonna see some odd things lining up for a specific place. maybe some synchronicities, u meet someone from this place or u see a sign for it somewhere random, etc. it might be smth u need courage for tho. like it’ll be Right, but it will require u to be brave.
i got the words Laugh, Early, and Relief. does the word early mean anything to u? and with laugh i’m getting the feeling this is like… so ironic or silly and yet it’ll be good.
as well as Less Populated, Waterfall, Well-Known… i got Tropical, Island, and Beach?? as well as UK but it fell to the opposite side so i’m wondering, if it’s maybe two separate places? could be just one place tho. maybe these are relevant to u.
whatever it is, i feel like it’s gonna be kinda…. serendipitous and random? but ur gonna be happy about it. it’s gonna be what u need i think. i’m also getting the feeling that ur ejther gonna unexpectedly meet someone there, or Beforehand that lives there and u didn’t know it. idk but i’m feeling very Light about it, very sillyrandom energy, i can see u shaking ur head about it but at the end of the day it’ll be good. i just keep hearing It’ll Be Good.
#disclaimer: i am practicing reading for ppl i don’t know very very well!!! i may get things wrong!! take all with a grain of salt<3#readings#answered
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