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cashier: that’ll be $4.20
me: bruh
cashier: bruh
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someone got this picture of bernie sanders watching this furry fight jack skellington at anime boston
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cashier: that’ll be $4.20
me: bruh
cashier: bruh
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me: mom can we stop at that mcdonalds my mom: *keeps driving* me:
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Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆
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when u accidently type me instead of my

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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character: says "I like bread" that one time
fandom: character has an obsession with bread. bread is character's true love. draws character as bread. every meta joke in fanfic is about bread. the character's room is wallpapered with bread
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robber: hey give me all ur money
me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money
robber: ok
robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back
me:no im not a dick who robs people
roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would
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