I'm an American living in Fukushima. Sometimes do translations from Japanese to English so please feel free to message me if you have any requests or want advice/insight. Or if you want to be friends :)Everything else is in my pinned. Icon commissioned from my friend Bucky. This blog is sometimes NSFW. Header is my cat.
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When I put my hair up I think of him
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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
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To the tune of closing time:
Simpsons porn
At the local library
You can jack off to Homer or Marge
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really enjoying this subreddit where parents of small children discuss the media their kids are into
#this is literally me cause i work at an elementary school and kids just tell me what theyre into#i know so much about scp and minecraft discourse
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dan favouriting Obamas tweet doesnt mean that he is gay it means he supports gay marriage
don’t make everything about phan
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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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I love this game so much
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been on my mind since forever... i couldnt get it right but.. whatever... had to get it out there...
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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