danny-defeato-express
danny-defeato-express
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30! god made me so gay and slutty he gave me an extra hole
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danny-defeato-express · 9 hours ago
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Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?
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danny-defeato-express · 1 day ago
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I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic
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danny-defeato-express · 2 days ago
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I keep seeing so much misinfo on here.
"You can't get bred by a strap" "Trans women can't get pregnant" "trans men don't have prostate orgasms"
Lies.
You're not fucking them hard enough. Rail. Them. Harder.
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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nonchalant men are so ugly to me. absolutely horrid despicable creatures
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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how it feels to be annoying online
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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On consideration, I can't really blame folks for not realising that Seven Deadly Sins Squidward was apparently meant sincerely by its creator, because who the fuck picks Squidward to represent the voice of reason in that scenario? His literal role in the show is to be a sanctimonious twerp who's wrong about everything.
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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This one's for the kids
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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did we reach peak trans inclusivity?
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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A popular artist suddenly made a trans man comic, and the viewers are not getting it
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Being against a trans man's transition because you think it's too boring is transphobic, actually.
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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we as a community need to start considering the act of speculating on a persons agab as an act of transphobia
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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danny-defeato-express · 3 days ago
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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.
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danny-defeato-express · 4 days ago
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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
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danny-defeato-express · 4 days ago
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