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when my deadass genuinely thought i got over simping for that mf emo clown from creepypasta for more than 10 years :

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did my first ever nsfw post on x:

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when the fanfic famine so bad you gotta use cai

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me: oh boy im gonna check this new content i found i hope it doesnt be my new hyper fixation

my brain 5 seconds in checking the content:

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having a hyper fixation on a character that has no content is like being randomly very hungry in the middle of the night and going to the kitchen only to find out there’s absolutely nothing to eat but you’re literally so desperate and hungry so you eat even the smallest of crumbs

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im sorry octoWHAT???

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shoutout to content creators

stop making your characters so hot people are ovulating here

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shoutout to these legends writing smut for the kengan men that are currently my hyperfixation and blessing me and other simps with their fics

my goats @kengan-ass & @kenganparadise are slaying the tumblr and their enemies and i would genuinely sell my right kidney to see more

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silently screamed my entire hornee

Can you write some nsfw about agito kanoh and takayama miruno please ? The moment I saw Taka face I was IN LOVE 😍 the scar kinda reminds me of Kataluri from One Piece

Takayama does kinda look like Katakuri aw 

NSFW under the cut:

Agito Kanoh:

He’s had a few one night stands and nights of entertainment brought on by Katahara’s suggestion. Due to this, Agito doesn’t associate sex with emotion but more with the primal release and one sided pleasure.

It’s not until he acquires a more intimate partner that’s willing to experiment with him while also demand their own pleasure be fulfilled that Agito realizes that he enjoys more emotion driven excursions.

However, the point of this post is about what happens when he gets down, not a whole character analysis, so let’s go. 

Man’s got a nice, thick dick, that looks longer than average, especially on his frame. We’re talking about a whole foot long friend if you know what I mean. It’s going to be uncomfortable as hell for anyone who wants to take it on, and it takes a specially brave type of person take on said challenge. 

Agito is the type of guy who will forgo foreplay and tell you good luck before pushing as far in as he can. You need a good amount of pain tolerance if you want to even consider sleeping with him. You’re going to come out bruised and craving more. 

Though the beginning of him fucking you senseless will be rough, he has a way of really turning you on and pampering you during the actual deed. He’s going to be unknowingly caressing you (albeit, a bit roughly) and making sure you’re in a position that won’t snap you as he interrupts each and every one of your screams with a thrust that’s somehow deeper than before. 

He doesn’t care about oral, and so once he’s come (and you don’t need to worry about if you have- he lasts so long you’re likely seeing stars and blinking colors from the nth time you’ve came) he’s just going to go clean up. 

If you’re lucky or have been with him long enough, he’ll carry you to the shower with him where you two have another much lazier round before the night is considered over.

Minoru Takayama:

Ok, I know I’ve written nsfw for him before, but that was so vanilla let me let you guys in on some vanilla spice instead

Takayama is a beast. Man’s a whole course of grade A beef, and when I say he’s packing- he’s PACKING. His dick is a bit longer than average, but its soda can girth makes that pipe feel endless.

He has no problem dominating you in bed or wherever you two may be that’s convenient. There’s absolutely no way you’re ever going to be able to reverse your roles, and if you even attempt to do so, he’s gonna laugh at your face as his large hand constricts your throat.

Be prepared to be a rag doll. This man will be tossing you while ramming into you and you’ll be too dazed. to even tell when it’s happening. 

A really annoying this about Takayama is that his cock is perfect for bring you maximum pleasure, and he knows this. He’ll tease you by pressing the hard, hot tip into you ever so slightly, and when you brace to accept him, he’ll pull out and ask “Did you really think it’d be that easy?”

Another one of his favorite ways to use you is throat fucking the absolute hell out of your cute little mouth. There’s no end to the dirty comments he’s making while he watches tears in your eyes fall as you take in as much as you can: “That all? Looks like I gotta teach you a lesson”, “You’re so fucking filthy. You like that, huh?” “Swallow.”

The mouth on this man- not that you’ll be able to see it, because he’s keeping the mask on. Unless he’s chosen you as his life partner, there’s no way you’re going to get it off. Meaning you get no tongue action, but that doesn’t he won’t destroy you with those fingers of his. 

He’s into edging you and will often have you crying from desperation before he even considers finishing you off. He has seemingly limitless stamina, and he’s a piece of shit when it comes to getting you off, so you’ll be there for hours. He’s even considered leaving you for days if he feels like you need to be disciplined. 

10/10 would let smash

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the exact facial expression of my Hollis simp ass looking for smut gave after finding this:

can i pls have dating + nsfw hcs bout hollis?

Okay this might be controversial- Hollis > Raian

Hollis-

• Tbh he’s like the more loving, healthier, calmer version of Raian. Maybe I shouldn’t compare the two. Hollis is his own person. Hollis is still protective, possessive, and pretty much cut form the same cloth as Raian.

• He’s very relaxed around his S/O. He will memorize all his S/O’s favorite things. He’ll watch their face as it lights up when they see something they like. He cherished the light in their eyes.

• He likes surprising them... just to see their face light up. Seeing their happiness is contagious. Gift giving is one of his love languages.

• He is very stoic, don’t expect him to be very expressive. But once his S/O gets to know him better they’ll be able to see how he feels, maybe by the twitch of his eyebrows or mouth. His body language is pretty easy to study.

• He’s very calm and collected but he’s much more relaxed around his S/O. They are the only person he really drops his guard around. He’s really not used to affection- he’s quite touch starved.

• His lips are always so rough. The skin on his face it’s thick and tough from years of battles. His kisses are unintentionally rough. He just smashes his lips to his S/O’s, he never learned how to kiss properly.

• He’s super protective and territorial over his Mate. They get treated with a lot of respect among the Kure clan, considering Hollis is one of the most powerful.

• His hair is textured, he doesn’t really do much to style or take care of it. Having an S/O who knows how to do hair would be a big help. He doesn’t do his hair at all, but he’d like an S/O who would want to try.

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• It’s been established already that the Kure have massive scent and breeding kinks. Hollis is no exception.

• He much prefers making love to his partner. He’ll lay them down and scatter dark hickeys all over their neck. He likes marking his mate, he’ll put dark marks over every piece of flesh he has access to.

• he prefers positions like missionary, where he can see his mate’s face. He wants to see their expressions and their face twist in with pleasure.

• His lips are rough, his kisses are brutal and breathtaking. His S/O’s lips are going to be bruised and swollen.

• He likes getting his hair pulled. When he feels his S/O tangle their fingers in his hair he groans. Also when they take their nails down his back. He likes looking in the mirror afterwards at all the pink lines down his back.

• His thrusts are slow yet hard. He wants to get as deep as possible inside his S/O. He wants to feel every bit of his S/O

• He does get rough a bit frequently. When he’s feeling possessive over his S/O. Or when his mate presses his buttons and teases him just a little too much. Or when he’s really really really needy.

• He does doggy or mating press. He fucks his S/O roughly. He’s above them growling and grunting, he destroys his poor S/O. They’ll be unable to walk the next day.

• His loads are massive. He cums so fucking much. He dumps it deep within his S/O. Due to his breeding kink he cums in his S/O as many times as he can. His S/O is going to be feeling full and packed full.

• He likes watching it overflow and gush out of them. Once he’s had enough of looking he’ll help his S/O clean up.

• After care is sweet. He’s not the most affectionate guy, but he’ll always pull his S/O into his chest and kiss their forehead and ask if they're okay.

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started watching Kengan Ashura in the worst possible time

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KENGAN ASHURA x READER

mostly some headcanons but kind of nsfw mentioned(?) and freader

ok so i think everyone knows most of the Kengan fighters are womanizers or perverted or both and it even confirms it in fandom app so i had this idea

most of these fighters would probably want sons such as Lihito, Sen and Raian

all of them were very excited about their s/o’s pregnancy and were already bragging about how they will play or raise their sons and how their sons will be as successful as them etc

but when the gender was finally revealed, they were all flabbergasted as they found out they were going to be a girl dad

of course, disappointed and frustrated they don’t think about it much at first because its their baby and they would still love their daughter but they all wished to have son so its kinda a bothersome thing for them

although they weren’t that happy to have a babygirl at first, the moment the unborn child would kick right where their hand was on their s/o’s belly their minds would probably start to change as they feel warm inside. if they would have to admit, it was adorable and heartwarming how their unborn daughter was already keen on to them

of course, they will immediately fall in love when they hold their daughter for the first time. so small so fragile so adorable..especially when the new born babygirl would hold their big fingers with her small hand they automatically bond with her

eventually they turn from a womanizer to an overprotective girl dad who supports women rights hardcore

they would probably be very overprotective of their little girl and they would be very fond of her, buying all the toys she wanted, making tea parties with her, watching girly cartoons with her..and if any other kid or adult ever tried to harm her or even make her upset its over for them

i can guess that they would be very curious and suspicious if their daughter even had a male friend they would dislike her guy friends probably but because of how much they love their daughter they would act like they like her male friends

yea a small hedcanon idea i guess lol

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pinterest never lies…

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me who has just found a new hyperfixation at the worst time possible and is willing to fail my entire academic career just to read more of the most horrifying nauseating toe curling jaw dropping smuts known to human kind: