danrat

[danrat]

the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder

[danrat]

sorry to spam my own blog (i'm not sorry) but i got a third comment like this! and one of the people who said they were gonna listen to it has continued to comment on my fanfiction. anyway i love all of us. keep making things. who cares.

k so i’ve received at least 2 comments on my fics from people saying they listened to archive 81 because of a fic i wrote. and today someone told me their interest was rekindled because me (and wife) have been requesting it in fic exchanges. genuinely this is what it’s about. pls write fic even though it’s Old. please make art even tho the same thing. we CAN be so annoying it comes back

[danrat]

hey im not on twitter anymore. is he just gonna drop the devil emoji and never speak again

YEARS of this. bringing out the devil emoji.

[danrat]

Do you listen to season 3 of Archive 81? Have you listened to season 3 of Archive 81? Will you listen to season 3 of Archive 81? When will you listen to season 3 of Archive 81? ft. random headcanons about chris and nicholas

📼 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 📼

[danrat]

started S2 of archive 81. once again. what is happening to my man dan.

[danrat]

i will Never give up on my lovely disgusting fanfiction. heres the newest and greatest in archive 81 fic in recently published order

a year suspended in air | explicit | danrat | 8.2k |

Honestly, Rat asking was better than Dan had expected. Frankly he wouldn’t have been surprised to find out that Rat listened to him jerk off. He couldn’t help but think that, anyway. Rat was there when he fell asleep, most of the time, and similarly he was there when he woke up. He had woken up one morning, very slowly, and realized he wasn’t dreaming - there really was something metal and cold pressed to his chest. The bell of a stethoscope had not been his first guess, and when he’d jolted awake Rat had hushed him and held him down and continued to listen to his - frantically beating, upon waking - heart.

no use in explaining | explicit | danrat | 8.3k |

“If you want to say something,” Dan finally said, “just say it.” Rat was staring at him, openly but with an air of judgement, like some stain was on his face that Rat thought himself too polite to point out, but found disgusting regardless. “It was cut from you with an untrained hand,” Rat said, blandly. He exhibited emotion by placing his palm on the rickety table and then clenching it into a fist.

recklessness | explicit | danrat | 4.1k |

“How much longer can you hold it?” Rat asked lazily, tugging roughly at Dan’s hair as he dragged his fingers through it to the back of his head. He cradled him there, tipping Dan’s head back again so that he was looking up at Rat with half-lidded eyes. “I don’t know,” Dan said, and Rat believed him this time but didn’t like the answer.

the broom blooms bonny and the broom blooms fair | explicit | nicholas/christine | 1.2k |

Fortunately, Michael Waters' collection has a ritual that dispel the curse Nicholas and Chris have stumbled into. Unfortunately, this ritual entails having sex, with each other.

a tolerable choice | mature | nicholas/christine | 800 words |

When a ritual requires Nick to sleep with a woman, Chris is more than willing to help. He is more willing to consider it than other options.

collateral damage | teen | nicholas/christine | 1.5k |

He kept his hand there, hovering over the jewelry cuff on the lobe of her ear and then he said, nonsensically, “I never knew anything about you.”

adagio breezes | explicit | danrat | 2.1k |

Rat had, through months of study and practice, become very good at touching Dan in his sleep without waking him. It was not an exact science, but then, so few things were, and Rat had been operating in that nebulous, subjective area between science and magic for so long that he might have been more discomfited if it had been entirely predictable. No, there was a small element of chance to it, and it also depended on whether Dan had slept well the past few nights, and whether they had had sex before he’d fallen asleep, and a number of other factors. Rat was good at gathering data, and he liked to do it, and never more so than when the data had to do with Dan Powell.

light up like a sparkler | explicit | danrat | 3k |

The first time he watched a video where a woman was slapped across the face, he came in seconds, and then felt so terrible about it that he didn’t touch his laptop for days. The whole experience scared him, and it scared him even worse how much he wanted to watch it again, when he finally did venture back to the same website. He didn’t want to be one of those guys who got off on hurting women. As it turned out, he wasn’t.

have you been here already | teen | danmark | 5.7k |

If Dan were given the chance to not get involved with Visser, or LMG, or magic at all, he would probably take it. Only that requires him to remember everything that went wrong.

like milk across the sky | explicit | danrat | 20k |

"You could still tell me about the constellations," he said. "They're starting to come out - look." And they were: the sky was a deep velvety blue - it wasn’t quite dark yet but the sun was barely a thread of gold in the distance, and the stars had begun to blink on here and there. The sky wasn't entirely clear - there were dense grey clouds that Dan had been eyeing nervously all day, wondering if they would open up and he would find out what rain in this hellscape was like - but in between the clouds, he could see them glittering.

Transactionally | teen | statnick | 2.3k |

Arthur, famed heterosexual, has graciously given Nicholas permission to flirt with him. He didn't expect him to be good at it.

[danrat]

[jerking off motion] look who acted disharmoniously with the oneness of all things

[danrat]

you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

[danrat]

This is my discomfort character I want to see them in unimaginable pain

[danrat]

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

[danrat]

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

[danrat]

unfortunately aware that dan did make a bluesky and then never used it even though marc tried really hard (well, sort of) and the pity i feel for marc is intense

[danrat]

DAN: Oh, oh right. On March 7th, 2015, I, Daniel Powell, a temporary archivist for the Housing Historical Committee of New York State, give full verbal consent to be recorded.

Archive 81, Episode 1: A Body In A New Place

Happy ten years since Dan took an awful job

[danrat]

YEARS of this. bringing out the devil emoji.

[danrat]

has anyone tortured dan powell recently

[danrat]

[danrat]

i need him tortured and bleeding on it