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this sequence could easily be a scene from the show and I'd be none the wiser

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

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step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

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the infuriating thing is that there is genuinely so much good queer literature out there, contemporary and not, but there is also a sizeable chunk of readers who think that a book only "counts" as good queer literature if it's a) unproblematic, b) contains romance as its central focus, and c) has the characters state their orientation and/or gender identity directly to the audience using socially acceptable 21st-century terms (as opposed to resorting to cowardly tactics such as Subtext and Themes)

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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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happy pride month freddy and larry 🧡🤍

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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when i decide im not going

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officially the best line in The Odyssey