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what if they had leggies

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Spoiler for phils next main channel video

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NEVER CHANGE.

💚❤️‍🩹

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what the hell, sure

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i am so glad daniel james howell has never once for a second had a poker face. thanks for going so terribly red when your boyfriend asked if you dream about him. never change

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1000/10 outfit nothing else to add @amazingphil

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is your mum or dad in?

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back here after the part in the video where they’re showing the ridiculous cocktails they got for phil’s bday in manchester and i just… like… they go on dates. they’ve been having silly little drinks together for 15 years. and capturing each other through it all also I don’t care

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ik lurker lester is here watching us go insane i hope you’re happy king

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dan and phil would totally vlog their wedding in 2022 

like can you imagine Dan with his video camera saying “I know it’s bad luck to see the groom before the wedding, but I can’t help it cause seriously guys check out how adorable he is.” and zoom up on Phil in his suit and Phil would throw a bouquet of flowers at the camera and you could hear Dan’s hysterical laughter

and then videoing Chris and PJ and announcing “and here’s our best men!” “And our bridesmaids” *panning shot of Louise, cat, bryony, zoe and anja*

“You managed to put a cat sticker on me at our wedding? PHIL!”

and the banter before the wedding

“Are we actually slow dancing to MUSE?”

“Dan this is not a funeral, stop trying to make everything black.”

“You can’t cry every time I say my vows” “you’re crying too, shut up”

“Isn’t the bachelor party kind of weird if we both go?” “But phil what about the chocolate coated stripper”

“You reckon if we tweeted fall out boy they’ll perform at our wedding?”

“Dil is not real- he can’t actually be our flower boy, phil”

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liking dan and phil will soon be classified as old man yaoi

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I saw a tweet about liking Dan and Phil in a normal way versus an insane way and had flashbacks to me in the merch line of WAD explaining to strangers Martyn Lester lore lmao

nothing more humbling than being amongst phannie strangers and thinking you're all on the same level of the iceberg only to find out they're actually still on land

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when i die the person who liked the largest amount of my personal posts will inherit all of my possessions

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love is in the air but also particularly concentrated in the lungs of two gay british youtubers i think

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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20 min valentines day sketch of the two worst cupids ever