“God, I really hate Mondays,” Garfield chuckled with his last breath, killing himself and Adolf Hitler by detonating the explosives,
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Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you
Where are those woke white people at!?
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i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague
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ol slurpy straw neck ass
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I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.
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When you find the one
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a conversation with god.
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trump: no one respects women more than me
women:
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