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I loved the " oh shit ... we kidnapped them"

Imagine...

A distant alien race faced with near extinction after a brutal war. Females of their species are rare enough but, having lost so many people. they must face a terrible truth: this may be the end of their people.

However...

A scientist with expansive knowledge of the universe and many other species knows of one that could provide a solution:

Humans.

Their species are sturdy, fertile, and very, very able to breed with these particular aliens successfully (as they are pretty similar at the bare bones of it), their desperation to survive leading to what was (after some after thought) a rather stupid thing to do: a ship was sent to collect some humans, keep them in stasis, and bring them to the alien planet (I'm naming it Nar'el). Here, as they prepare to wake the humans, they sort of realize...hey, that was fucked up of us, wasn't it??? So they wake them up, give them the royal treatment, beg for forgiveness, and make an offer:

Stay, have children, and live in luxury for the rest of their lives or return home (with a small fortune) as an apology for, ya know, abduction.

Thoughts: there are four main species of this alien race and thus at least four male leads.

All eyes are black with colored irises (or completely black in some cases), a bit bigger then humans even when small, and very well endowed (because why not?? hell, I'll even give some of them two dicks to double your fun, and the fishy ones an have tentacle dicks).

The winged people of the mountains and stars....known for having skin colors of white, purple, and blue (all with a shimmer over it); white hair that is typically worn long and decorated with beads and braids; blue, black, or purple eyes. Known to be very tall and elegant, cold to the touch, with soft voices.

Masters of invention and aviation, many going into the "Starlight Legion" in hopes of captaining their own ship.

They're found of silver, anything that reminds them of starlight. Most are seen in basic "public" uniforms of some kind with personal clothing only worn at home.

Everything is neat, pale with splashes of neon, and pretty.

The romantic lead would either be a prince looking for his princess, the captain of the ship that collected the humans (who fell in love with a sleeping beauty), or a scientist who did not expect to fall in love.

The mighty people of the earth....known for having skin colors of green, brown, red, and yellow; dark hair in shades of brown, black, red, and blue (always very, very dark hues) worn either short or long; black or brown eyes, sometimes a glittering gold. Known to be muscular, warm, and often more quiet then the others.

Builders, farmers, gardeners, miners, and very skilled at hard labor, they make up the majority of Nar'el.

They're found of silver, gold, and precious gems, often dressing plainly with their accessories and things standing out amongst simple cotton and leather.

Villages are more like big families, with strong communal traditions (and polyamory) being rather common.

Everything is warm and gentle and welcoming, almost like home.

The romantic lead would either be a king hoping to save his people, a rough and tough lumberjack type looking for true love, or two brothers hoping to find a wife to share their cottagecore life with.

The gilled + finned people of the islands, coasts rivers and seas...known for having skin colors of blue, purple, green, and silver and often with some kind of pattern to it, anything from spot to strips to scales; sharp toothed and clawed; a vast array of hair colors from black, blue, green, red, purple, white; blue, black, purple, or green eyes. Known to be sleek and muscular, with musical voices, often reclusive.

Tradesmen and treasure hunters, all who enjoy wealth, they are a prosperous people, many are also musicians and singers.

Curious yet shy by nature, most are quite scholarly.

Everything is dark and mysterious yet very lovely.

The romantic lead would either be a musician who thinks you are his muse, a wealthy prince that wants someone to spoil, or a pirate who was pardoned for his previous crimes due to his valiant war effort and rewarded with a potential bride.

The fiery people of the volcanos and deserts....known for having skin colors of red, orange, brown, yellow, and black; black, brown, gold, or red hair; gold, red, orange, brown, or black eyes. Known to be warm (almost feverish) to the touch, with deep voices, with a tradition of tattoos.

Builders, hunters, singers, painters, and dancers, some can actually control fire.

Many are nomadic by nature, fond of silks and pretty things.

Everything is warm and bright and loud.

The romantic lead is either a prince with a romantic (seductive) side to him, a lonely hunter hoping for someone to keep warm on those long nights out in the wild, or a dancer sent to entertain their guests only to fall in love.

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bill explaining the plan to Henchmaniacs

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Is it really possible for a triangle and an autistic man to be in a relationship?

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This man wanted that pyramidussy so fucking bad

it just now dawned on me that all Those Windows in the mystery shack are not some clever background design choices, or funny haha easter eggs, or visual puns, or chekhov's guns

that is a house Ford in-universe canonically built with his own hands.

he. he made those.

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"dragon age veilguard" damn right we better be the ones Guarding that Veil after being responsible for fucking it up

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Despite everything, it's still you. ❤️

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"Start with Inquisition" this, "start with Origins" that.

Start wherever the heck you want. Start with the Netflix series. Start with the novels. Wait until Veilguard is released and start there.

Have fun and don't let anyone gatekeep Dragon Age. The universe is rich and the fandom is passionate and if nobody else will welcome you, I will.

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"this is beyond your comprehension"

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Dragon Age has always been queer. Dragon Age has also always been "controversial" for it. The homophobes and transphobes now throwing a fit over The Veilguard's queer cast are no different than than the assholes who came before them.

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Michael Sheen retweeted this and my love for him grows every time he calls his Angel out on his bullshit and sides with poor Crowley

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sweetest post ever??? 😭

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say it louder

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If someone says they aren't married... they are lying to themselves

Mothzilla + symbiosis

"Symbiotic relationships between two different species aren't all that uncommon."