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he needs mouse bites to live

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Don’t care. Die.

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overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games

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Little girl who insists she can do everything on her own vs grown woman who desperately needs her big brother to come back

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William Hays, Cirrus Sky, Woodblock print

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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

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Mutuals' favorite moments in Game Changer 3/? requested by @greenieflor

GAME CHANGER

4x03 - Noise Boys

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‘More hole’ wife or ‘Honor the cock’ husband?

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A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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I see a yellow submarine and i want it painted black or whatever the who said

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frustration collection

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This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots

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low on morale is anyone secretly in love with me

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Sacrificial Lamb