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it will pass ..

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i said whoever waited until the hottest day of the year to call about your AC "acting a little funny," your mom's a hoe

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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men really do not show up for other men. my bf went to his friends "bros" baby shower today and I had to insist that he get them a gift; he wouldnt have gotten one if i hadn't (they are first time parents!!!) and a package of diapers. he just texted me from the party and he's the only person who brought either.

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stop asking me for money!!!

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i AM going to find a nice apartment in a CLEAN complex WITHOUT a serious rodent or roach problem and within a reasonable commuting distance to work!

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1900 a month is crazy for no dishwasher and no in unit laundry like I'm sorry but you've lost your damn mind

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I am physically incapable of treating men any better than I do

I wish that men were better people and treated women a lot better.

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unrestrained summer fun

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if one more apartment complex has more photos of the LOBBY than the fucking unit they want me to rent i am going to crash the FUCK out

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apartment hunting is fun because even when you don't think you're gonna have roommates, turns out, there'll be roaches living with you! or rats. $1900/month

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I think if Clara Bow knew about cunt, she would've wanted to serve it

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boomer told me today wanting to be able to afford a studio apartment was "asking for too much"

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i only exist to create shareholder value

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the crushing grief of being 30 living with your parents

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