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any of yall familiar with the tiktok trend to the sabrina carpenter song

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it's so funny the whole polygon fandom has migrated to dropout

i think we were doomed to end up like this the moment we started making fanworks about pcpr

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Jenna Stoeber fancam because she’s really cool :)

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dabula in obscurio

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fig faeth character of all time. she's seventeen. she's the queen of hell. she has 2 heterosexual fathers. she's engaged in a campaign of psychological terror against a guy who is annoying. she has performed a successful surgery with no medical degree. she killed a god with shrimp. she can skateboard. she rebels against her mom constantly but also is her mom. her girlfriend is a bird. she's straight-edge except for drugs. she's a famous rockstar. she has 3 majors. she writes her friends kind notes but lies about who they're from. her bed is under a piano. she's her own warlock patron. and, of course, she's played by emily axford.

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I cannot relate to y'all going "why would Brennan put a horror mechanic in high school campaign?!" uhhhh did you go to fucking high school

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souvenir

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most underrated joke in the whole episode

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the fantasy high junior year theme song from sarah barrios is a banger but it is funny when the episode cuts from "it's our time! it's our year!" to the bad kids like "our personal and academic lives are in shambles"

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Guys, its not some fucking “bad luck devil” or whatever. It’s clearly this fucking time gargler or whatever the fuck that’s behind all this nonsense. Aguefort literally lays it out for us that the quangle makes things happen out of order. Things like, say…Zelda and Gorgug being broken up even though we know from the Seven that they’re still together in Junior year, or Aelwyn suddenly moving out and going from a snarky 19 year old whose never had a job or gone to college to a middle school teacher with 5 cats in the course of 3 months, or the sophomore album being 10 months late even though Fig only finished her debut a little over 16 months ago AND they were in the middle of the tour, or Hallariel and Gilear getting engaged after like a year when 3 months ago Gilear wasn’t even allowed to sleep in her bed, and Sklonda defending one of the organizers of this folk festival when the festival hasn’t even happened yet, or Figs birthday suddenly moving from Christmas to July.

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obsessed with murph desperately trying to make riz seem lame while the rest of the cast and art department are determined to establish him as the canonically hottest member of the bad kids

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the milfs of fantasy high are something that can be so so deeply personal

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what a bit. they could barely start

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honestly to me nothing better explains bill seacasters personal brand of toxicity than him staying chungledown bims patron. bc like yes he loves fabian and he wants the best for him but he just doesn’t understand what that actually is. he thinks fabian needs an archnemesis and that means he’s enabling one of fabian’s literal textual worst fears

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Informing non-Americans about the horrors that are standardized tests has been so funny today. Truly junior year of American high schools is such a horrible time. FHJY will not be about a mythical style villain, it’ll be about the horrors of being 17 and being forced to make decisions about the rest of your life

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EVERYBODY STAY CALM

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its december and yall know what that means

yes i know im eight days late