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Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

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it’s necessary to fight back against adult content bans obviously because it leads to queer bans, but also, you cannot forget that we must fight back against these bans because adults have the right to make and enjoy adult content. no credit card company has the right to censor what we look at. yes, this includes the “problematic kinks” and stuff you think is gross and bad. just as we deserve to be openly queer online, we deserve to enjoy adult content without fear of total censorship, and it’s absurd how few places there are to do that online nowadays

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Getting comfy is impossible if I want my body to not yell at me

I need to sleep but it’s too late to take a NyQuil and I’m not sleepy enough to sleep on my back like I’m supposed to

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I need to sleep but it’s too late to take a NyQuil and I’m not sleepy enough to sleep on my back like I’m supposed to

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Accidentally wrote 600 words about Hyacinth instead of sleeping

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It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.

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Random “Not Exactly Spooky But Weird As Hell” Movies to Watch On a Friday Night

-The City of Lost Children :  A scientist in a surrealist society kidnaps children to steal their dreams, hoping that they slow his aging process.

-Watership Down :  Hoping to escape destruction by human developers and save their community, a colony of rabbits, led by Hazel and Fiver, seek out a safe place to set up a new warren.

-The Secret of Nimh :  To save her ill son, a field mouse must seek the aid of a colony of rats, with whom she has a deeper link than she ever suspected.

-The Cell :  An F.B.I. Agent persuades a social worker, who is adept with a new experimental technology, to enter the mind of a comatose serial killer in order to learn where he has hidden his latest kidnap victim.

-Dog Soldiers :  A routine military exercise turns into a nightmare in the Scotland wilderness

-Sorry To Bother You :  In an alternate present-day version of Oakland, telemarketer Cassius Green discovers a magical key to professional success, propelling him into a universe of greed.

-Paprika :  When a machine that allows therapists to enter their patients’ dreams is stolen, all Hell breaks loose. Only a young female therapist, Paprika, can stop it.

-Bubba Ho-Tep :  Elvis Presley and a black “JFK” stay in a nursing home where nothing happens - until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people’s souls thru their a-holes. The two decide to fight back.

-Being John Malkovich : A puppeteer discovers a portal that leads literally into the head of movie star John Malkovich.

-Fantastic Planet :  On a faraway planet where blue giants rule, oppressed humanoids rebel against their machine-like leaders.

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been getting really into bed recently

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Nail painting truly takes forever

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if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you

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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

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Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

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I just want to love you

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laser-free diet.

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this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

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