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This post is deeper and more meaningful than Xion’s relevance to the plot

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KH HEADCANON

Sora writes on his hand. Not just little notes like ‘do this’ but full fledged lists that cover his palm, fingers, wrist, and up his arm like an army of spooker woopers.

It got so bad when he was a kid that he’d walk around in broad daylight with his arms looking like a school supply shopping spree gone wrong, so one day his mom buys him a pair of gloves to get him to stop because ‘it can be toxic, honey’ or something like that.

Whenever he’s nervous, however, he’ll gently take off his glove and start tracing letters on his hands, mundane things like ‘buy blank potions of blank type and give them to blank’ or start writing gibberish in Japanese because he likes certain hirigana. It helps him calm down, especially when he’s out destroying heartless without a pen.

When he was out trying to find Riku or Kairi or the King, he’d borrow a marker or ink or just some kind of non-toxic paint from wherever he can find it and just write their names over and over on his skin, until he can close his eyes and see them clearly.

Sometimes, especially after the Mark of Mastery exam, he’ll even wake up and find his arms and legs and face covered with names and doodles of people he’s sure he’s never met before. Aqua will be written messily on one arm, Terra on the other. Vanitas will be written backwards on his forehead, in the darkest color he has on hand, swirls of messed up ink stained all over his face and fingers. Green marker, highlighter, paint will make star shapes over his heart and legs, until he has to forcibly remove all kinds of materials from his room and resign himself to tracing words so he doesn’t have to shower ever time he wakes up.

But sometimes, when his heart feels fit to burst and his head won’t stop spinning, when everything in the room feels so wrong but also so ordinary, it doesn’t stop him from tracing them on the palms of his hands.

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listen i don’t care about ‘advanced graphics’ and ‘immersive experiences’ and fuckin ‘amazing gameplay’ or whatever the fuck, no single video game can EVER beat the experience of hearing donald fucking duck say ‘sora! it’s sephiroth!’ 

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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

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iZombie Season One More Like

Somewhat-of-a-personality main character is turned into Blank Canvas(tm), surviving off of the brains of people with more personality than her while her ex-fiancée plans the destruction of a small butcher shop which may or may not be the Illuminati (undead version)

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the turkey swiss on rye incident

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That hurt almost as much as ‘Blood Of Olympus’

leo valdez didn’t die but his characterization sure did

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like for a hug reblog for an infinite hug

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BIRTH BY SLEEP MORE LIKE

2 adults adopt local amnesiac baby and unwittingly open the door for his emo possibly sociopathic brother and grandpa to screw everything up

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This is why Ventus hasn’t woken up yet

how (not) to talk to short people

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Lance: *rooting through Keith's room*

Keith: *walks in*

Keith: wtf are you doing

Lance: LOOKING FOR MY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

Keith: why the fuck are you looking for it in my room

Lance: *whirls around, puts hands on Keith's shoulders*

Lance: Because...

Lance: *whispers* you took it this season

Lance: *leans in really close*

Lance: and I want it now

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Birth By Sleep in a Nutshell

-Eraqus is trying his best

-Terra is a emo loner boi

-Aqua looks off into the distance, placing her hand on her chest, wishing she could have been a better character

-Ventus is probably sleeping in the corner somewhere

-Xehanort: the original flavor

-Vanitas is secretly emo Riku’s fashion designer

-Mickey being badass- the prequel

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this must be heaven, no kidding

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Sora’s doubts and misgivings

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KINGDOM HEARTS IN A NUTSHELL

-A giant, oversized key with the capability of mass destruction

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-Everyone is either Xehanort or Sora

-Sora’s heart is big enough to fit the entirety of the main cast

-Donald hEAL ME ALREADY

-Darkness within darkness

-Mickey is the most badass character in the entire series

-*gross sobbing*

-Sea salt ice cream

-Plot points almost as complicated as the Gordian Knot

-Xion? Never met her

-“I’m here to kick butt and talk about friendship, and I’m all out of butt”

-seriously Donald wHAT ARE YOU EVEN GOOD FOR

-Sora spends exactly 85% of the series sleeping and 15% thinking about his friends

-Data Riku???

-Overcomplicated game mechanics

-Whatever the hell Chain of Memories was

-Good series though

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People: omGG!!!!S0rA € R1kUwu have mATCHING KEYCHAINS!!!! s0r1kU conFIRMEDED

Me, an intellectual: Sora and Riku do not have matching keychains- Sora, knowing that Riku is going on his own journey into the darkness to rescue Aqua, gives Riku his special Mickey Mouse keychain- a reminder that even though he’s going back into the darkness, the light will always guide him home

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