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reading through the very first comments on phil is not on fire because i'm bored and i actually don't think anyone has ever gotten clocked this fast in all of human history
^ this one was posted exactly 4 minutes and 51 seconds after the upload and is the 11th comment overall on the video. phistory
this is a hate comment but he has a point:
and this one is entirely unrelated i just thought it was funny:
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there really is nothing like the sheer high of crafts hysteria. godddd the way phil was the true believer and dan was the one more attuned but afraid of it...... devoted not to Him but to phil................ so so fucking good. hesitating in the doorway. marked by phil's blood on his face, his handprint on his heart. holding phil's heart in one hand and phil's hand in the other because phil's blood, his life, might have been the sacrifice to Him, but his heart... his heart was dan's................ posed to match the lovers on the devil arcana.............. god. UNMATCHED
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more yuri scribbles before i go to bed… uni era disaster girls & the struggles of being a butch who enjoys a sweet beverage
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Saying that a certain group of people is too privileged to complain about the way that things are is its own sort of defense of the status quo
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the point of rpf isn’t to concoct scenarios that are thinly veiled attempts to fuck the celebrities you like yourself. the point of rpf is to learn as much lore as is possible about the celebrities you like by whatever means necessary and use that information to craft scenarios that are wildly implausible but Technically could have happened. and then to chuckle about it. by the way
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taking a picture of your man taking a picture of the sunset is literally the most cliche romcom ridiculous over the top ARE YOU GAY oh whatever. this picture is making me sick

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another example of dan and phil totally not sharing clothes
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