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anywho going out to party tonight ‼️‼️‼️

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the impotence of scraping together coins is truly unmatched

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all i needed was proper nourishment after all

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ive been out of tumblr because of the sads. to paint a picture of my mental state, last night i watched an hour long analysis of the zootopia abortion comic

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yk. marinating

Although I want him to be happy, my boy just needs to dwell in the sad sometimes

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Although I want him to be happy, my boy just needs to dwell in the sad sometimes

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"I asked chatgpt-" NEXT TIME DON'T. ask ME choose ME, I can misinform you. I do it with love and affection

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i got like ten notes in a row. being Tumblr famous is so hard...

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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Spainish speaker: "guitarra🎸"

*picture of a guitar*

Gringo: "Woah.. this meme TRANSCENDS language!"

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This was all cannon btw

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reblog if YOUR 🫵 they/them pussy is exploding america!

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was in london a week ago and i saw a globe theatre production company of macbeth doing their vocal warmups and they were standing on stage and rhythmically shouting FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! at the top of their lungs in perfect unison for thirty seconds. so thats whats going on in the globe theatre these days. just thought yall should know

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i love geeks because i get to experience media without the grind of consuming it

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how do people get licenses. i suck at this

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Men and women cannot be friends because there is no concrete way to define the category of man or woman, male or female, there are only infinitely decreasing margins of error between something almost but not completely either a man or a woman, which can be friends with something almost but not completely the other, insofar as the narrowest possible variation allows these categories to exist, in all ways a social construct where neither and both are the same at all times. The differences between a male friend and a female friend are functionally imaginary, and ultimately people, who are never a single isolated trait, can always be friends regardless.