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Since apparently my last question wasn't to your liking (/silly) Have you/would you ever date a man. Also, who's your fav superhero/vigilante/person you've worked with

Have I ever dated a man? …Define “dated” because this feels like a trap.

As for a favorite vigilante I've worked with…

…I plead the Fifth. And no, it’s not Frank. Stop asking.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

Hello, i wanted to ask if you’re for the girls or for the gays ✨😌? (or both, no biphobia)

I’ve kissed women, fought men, and made coffee for Frank Castle at 5.

I don't discriminate. Girls, gays, the occasional emotionally repressed vigilante with a gun collection...

Do what you will with that information.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

Welcome to Tumblr and the Multiverse that seems to be expanding.

I'm relieved to see another Matt on here.

- @mattmurdockthelawyer

The multiverse is pretty weird and confusing but nice to meet you, other Matt.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

Are you attracted to Frank Castle? If not, do you ship Frank and Karen?

I think “attracted” is a strong word. Also vague.

Also none of your business.

As for Frank and Karen... that’s between them. I’m not in it.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

You complain every single time and still drink the whole cup.

I think you’re secretly starting to like it sweet.

Red made me coffee. @daredevil-matt-murdock

He always puts too much sugar in it. I’ve told him a hundred times I don’t like it sweet.

Still drink it, though.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

Are you a sexy lawyer, bad lawyer or an action kind of lawyer? (just for research)

I’m the kind of lawyer who wins your case, then disappears into the night with a split lip and your enemies in traction.

…So, yes. “All of the above.”

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

Just once, I’d like to make coffee without the smell of a corpse in the air.

And if there is one, you're cleaning it up.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

You want good coffee? Show up before sunset and I’ll make you some.

Just don’t bring a body this time.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

Recovering from the number of Matts on here

Nice to meet you too, Nadja.

@nadjavoss

Ah great, another Matt to sweep us off our feet.

@thegoodavocado have you met this one? We’re gonna be his bitch- I mean “Esteemed Servants”, again.

-Nadja

"Esteemed Servants" is generous. I prefer friends in morally questionable decisions I’ll regret in confession later.

Also, Foggy’s already met this version. He’s still recovering.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

You break into my apartment, growl at the coffee machine, and I’m the cat?

Okay, Frank.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

@nadjavoss

Ah great, another Matt to sweep us off our feet.

@thegoodavocado have you met this one? We’re gonna be his bitch- I mean “Esteemed Servants”, again.

-Nadja

"Esteemed Servants" is generous. I prefer friends in morally questionable decisions I’ll regret in confession later.

Also, Foggy’s already met this version. He’s still recovering.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

You're in denial. You actually look like that.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

Matt?

Yeah, it's me.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

//as much as I saw, that's usually the case.

Why are there so many franks and matts on here???

[shrugs] You tell me.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

For the record, I've found 4 different Frank Castle accounts and 4 Matt Murdock ones(not including me.)

Why are there so many franks and matts on here???

[shrugs] You tell me.

[daredevil-matt-murdock]

Intro Post

Karen said I should get this app so I did. You can send me asks if you want

OOC: //I'm up for roleplaying with other blogs