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Matchablossom hc (is it? Idk, Nvm) because I can :)

So, there is absolutely no way that Cherry would be able to ride his bike- or even hold himself on a bike at all after what Ad*m did

So someone had to get him to the hospital

So what I’m thinking is that Joe helped Cherry into Shadows car and Shadow drove him to the hospital

With Miya either tagging along or staying behind to wait for and tell Langa

I don’t think that Joe went with them and instead rode his bike to his restaurant because he knew Cherry would be ok with Shadow

Meanwhile Joe is in his restaurant waiting for Cherry because he knew he would sneak out. So he even makes a room for his wheelchair

Joes restaurant has four chairs in the front but when Cherry comes in there’s only three with a wine glass pulled out so he was clearly expecting him

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Some Ad*m shit u need to see

WHEEZE

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeh7DysW/

Wait wha?! U motherfuckers!

Who changed it back? >:(

it was perfect

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeh7Cejc/

Edit: It changed again 🤣

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeh77Dag/

Edit2: back to normal :(

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When I saw episode 9 I was only waiting for someone to do this edit with this song

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMehWvGGW/

I just wanna smack Ad*m so bad it hurts!-😭

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Satisfying destruction of palm trees ahead 😈

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeh71DAG/

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I have a hc about matchablossom

So when they were in high school Joe had problems with both math and physics and would go to Cherry for tutoring

Because Cherry is Al genius and all

And Cherry would bitch about it and say how fucking stupid Joe was but in the end he would always end up like: “Ok fine, but u are making me lunch.”

Because Kaoru can’t cook for shit and the lunch he brings to school is always bad cause his parents are busy and out of the house for the most part and he never learned how to cook

And as a “thank you” Kojiro would not only make him lunch but also bring him some sweets or a desert

Gdhskjsgsgssn- I’m in love help

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Sooooooooo...

We all know how we censure Ad*ms name yeah? Because he’s a bitch

So I’m thinking...

Why not censure his so called “Love Hug” as well?

Ya know, as a joke :)

Ladies and gentlemen...

I may or may have not started calling his “Love hug” the “No no hug”...

...anyone else wants to join?

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Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there

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Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:

Send questions about yourself

Ask questions to/about your characters

Ask about your headcanons 

Send questions about your works (fanfics, art, music, RPs, etc) 

Ask about popular ships/headcanons

Ask about plot ideas you’ve had but haven’t acted upon yet (snippets of AUs, a scenario you wish to write/draw but haven’t gotten to yet)

Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs

Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!

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So this is few things about the Dark Humor Anon. DHA for short.

• This type of Anon likes to tell dark, morbid and politically incorrect jokes sometimes based on historical events.

• Pranks and puns are their thing!

• They are sarcastic and sadistic little devils that’ll make u laugh and at the same time fear for your life.

• Punch them and they WILL punch u back but ten times harder.

• They can actually be were helpfull.

• They carry a knife with them.

• Are capable of actualy stabing someone.

• No, they are not evil.

“If u don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask stupid questions.”