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one of my favorite yandere subtypes is the yandere who is completely tormented and sick individual towards their darling but doesn't recognize the love element in their obsession until much, much later. they believe that their sadism towards their darling is just out of entertainment, sometimes even hatred. but when someone threatens darlings attention the love aspect kicks in and they start wanting to do more than torment them. they start wanting to spoil them and get in their way. then it's not just stalking and bullying but actual full blown lovesick obsession

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Time to lower rent into the negatives.

Former British Prime Minister: Boris Johnson, wrote about extensive smegma so encrusted on a character that it could be smelled through his clothes, on an American sniper named Pickles, in his 2004 thriller Seventy-Two Virgins. In context, this is described from the perspective of a girl sharpshooter currently pinned under him, flat on her back, as he kneels on her shoulders, so he can take a shot.

So you can rest unassured knowing that Boris Johnson used the madeup word "smegmatic" to describe one of his badass heroes while having said guy basically queening a chick.

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Just heard that fallout is getting a season 2!!!

- Handy Dandy Anon

Neat! I was actually pretty satisfied with how season 1 ended, which I wasn't expecting to be given how a lot of the confrontations were left until the last episode. I was fully prepared for them to refuse to give us a conclusion until the next season. But perhaps I'm just a bit jaded from watching other shows and getting that kinda cliffhanger with no resolve.

I'm excited to see Walton Goggins pull some crazy action moves with a swagger line-- he's great at playing these smarmy shits that have just enough luck and skill to back up their shit-talk (see Boyd Crowder in Justified). And I wanna know what happened to Coopers family; since he wouldn't need to integrate Henry if Janey died from the blast or radiation, or wandered the wastelands. If he needs to ask an important member of VaultTec that, then he must have got her to a vault with her mom, but something must have happened to the dwellers (there is NO WAY he can remember Moldavers face from over 200 years ago but not the numbers on the vault he put his daughter in). My guess is that the vault was evacuated at a later date and left evidence of being moved to somewhere else willingly, but who knows!

Ah in any case: I'm excited for a second season!

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My new prescription was supposed to make me more interested in things, but I think there's been a mistake ^^; This is the wrong interest!!!

I intended to get back into Black Butler since the new season dropped and watch other seasonal anime and shows, perhaps finish a BG3 playthrough. Instead? I am obsessed with TF2 again, and the idea of engaging in new things has me feeling nauseous from anxiety.

It's to a degree that I'm thinking about writing for the characters, but I'm a comics and SFM-only fan-- never played the game.

And in any case, I just feel a bit bad. I know that when I focus on one fandom I tend to neglect the rest food fantasy requests rotting in my inbox... I already scheduled my interests for the next three months, and now I've thrown a wrench into the schedule! At least I finished the fallout show.

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I totally get it! Your thoughts are more fleshed out than mine, but I just really want to be obsessed with someone who is obsessed with me. And be super controlling and possessive over me... Would fix my fear of abandonment, me thinks

- Handy Dandy Anon

The obsession is a MUST. They can't abandon you if they're scared the world will end if you don't carry out your routine. The two of us laughing on the phone telling the other "no, YOU hang up!" knowing damn well if the other hangs up on us first we're going to spiral.

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Your posts about codependency are soo real cause same ngl

- Handy Dandy Anon

Need to be validated constantly 🤝 Need to let favourite person how much important they are

Tbh it’s why I like yandere— our personalities play off each other and make the most toxic, radioactive, skin-melting relationship to ever ruin lives. Someone to obsess over who will obsess just as intensely <3 To own their life as a possession knowing I am but another notch in their belt, a beast to tame and train. Knowing if they ever cheat on me I’ll be scattering their remains in mall trashcans with a thermos.

I want a Phantom Thread life… That movie is profoundly fucked up, and not a goal, but it makes me swoon~

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I'm going to start going door to door, knocking on them and asking if anyone would like a soldier to die for their cause. Rent a van and drive out to different cult communes, demanding they give me a role. Maybe hold a leader at gunpoint, asking if they think I'm pretty. I don't really want a relationship, and I already have my own laissez faire religion and I'm not looking to convert. But I do want something-- someone, perhaps- to devote my time and energy towards. Preferably one where I don't have to make any choices on my own (hence why cultists).

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The desire to get piss drunk and set up a delivery service addressed to myself pretending to be someone else and saying ominous details that would keep sober-me guessing who the fuck is sending me all these white lilies and cremation brochures with pictures of myself on the street while drunk.

And the uncertainty of it being me; knowing I’m playing prank, or someone actually stalking me taking advantage of my own joke to send me creepy shit and flirt.

Get some meta action on here…

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Thinking about glamour spells again…

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In theory, any demon/angel/caster could make themselves an exact size and look regardless of if it’s what they normally do, but casting the spell usually boils down to a sort of “measure the spice with your heart” thing. If you measure each component and keep your phonetics specific to instruction down to the last millisecond of speech, then you can say an incantation for the desired look.

And the first few times, maybe you do obsessively measure out the exact gram of literally every ingredient you use.

But over time, you figure you’ve got it down, so you do it by eyeballing the liquids and solids, and measuring the incantation and spices with your heart, and you don’t stop until you hear your ancestors tell you to.

Which makes it a little different, almost unnoticeably, from other times you’ve made it. Sometimes it becomes something you’re likely to have in your style of casting; like how someone may add cinnamon to their burgers for a potluck— and it’s so subtle almost no one knows what it is but everyone knows exactly who made it because of the slight woodsy sweetness in all their dishes.

Now imagine someone at the potluck who just has. A Ridiculously refined palette. Like they can tell every secret ingredient you used, and they know exactly how much in grams. Which is crazy because you didn’t even measure it, but sure enough if you go check by eyeballing it again in a little bowl on a scale, they’re eerily close every single time.

That’s how every caster feels when a human critiques their form.

“Oh you forgot your eyeliner.”

“Your neck looks wack… Oh you forgot your clavicle. Happens to the best of hive-mind shapeshifters.”

“Eyebrows are asymmetrical”

And while some may appreciate you telling them as much for smaller issues, most get embarrassed because it’s by no means a five minute fix to add a forgotten organ, resculpt their skull for a more even face, or compress their skeleton because they forgot their dorsal spines are still showing.

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How have you been my beloved 😍 forgive my absence 💖

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Certified Simp, dearest!! It's been too long!! I've missed you! I hope you've been well! I've been in a writing rut, but I feel like the fresh blog layout will help inspire me! And we're going to hit a 300 milestone soon, so I'm debating a meme comp like old times ^_^

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Love the new theme

Thanks! I figured it was time to spruce it up a bit, and felt inspired by old walking horror sims in the woods :)

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Me when I go down into my basement and I don't see a blood soaked, sobbing man chained to the wall

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It appears to be a cosmetic, but I just think it would be cool if we could use it kinda like the locket: flavour text <3

Like if you wear the whistle with a sporty outfit Mason looks approvingly, or maybe an event like the school play where you can join a sports team and the whistle can give a flavour text about keeping the rhythm for cheering/coaching other players.

Or to annoy Black Wolf the way fox TF does >:) just a sniff and “you shouldn’t have that. Loud”

dol store spoilers for 4.6.6

I bought the whistle from the store and I feel so cheated by the item description

"not effective as a rape whistle"

Does the item do anything?

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Reminder this is an 18plus blog

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Just cried over wanting to sit on a fat cock.. just wanna sink down further on one after begging for just the tip :(((

- Handy Dandy Anon

I wanna say something supportive but like I have no idea what to say back. Get that day bow bow (Chic. chicka. chicka).

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Forever thinking of that guy who filled a hypodermic needle with his cum and went around injecting unsuspecting women with it.

There’s far too many yanderes I could see doing this with their victims, playing it off like they just pinched your ass or flicked their cigarette at you. I could even see some using it as a sick method of one upping an opponent, degrading them in a way they don’t even know until they need antibiotics.

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He looks so annoyed… The kinda guy to make you redo a first date because it wasn’t perfect 😒

The man SCRIPTS your every important story beat in a relationship and would get so upset when you’re doing it wrong. Doesn’t matter if you’re acting, he’s probably be more annoyed you’re not acting ENOUGH in a relationship