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thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

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I recant this statement and will return my soul to the light. Since I posted this, I've started sleeping a lot better.

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scroogemaxxing?

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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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555 timer ICs are a kind of woodland beastie

you flip over a log and there's just a couple of these guys hanging out underneath

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u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

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Enployees at this aquarium are tight-Lipped about which fish is "God's wornst mistake". But i Have my Suspisions .

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interview with angelocaris

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What the fuck.

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Every time I see a spreadsheet (doesn't happen very often mercifully) an ancient spirit starts calling me and saying Remember riding your horse across the Mongolian plains? And I say Sorry you have the wrong guy I never did that in all of my past lives I was a worm

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mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army