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Bad for a first post, but I made a very bad and unoriginal meme

It’s very funny, I tell you

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Sending thoughts and prayers to all Doom fans and to Charlie Clapham specifically.. should’ve gotten the role :(

And an extra special thoughts and prayers to Doomreed fans. If I see that white man in the tag-

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the thing is if batman and joker fucked I think it might sort of fix joker but it would definitely make bruce worse

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Batman could literally cut Gotham's crime rate by 95% if he just slept with the Joker.

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We live in the bad timeline bc everyone collectively decided heath ledger joker was a cis straight dudebro icon when he literally speaks the lines "i don't wanna kill you! what would i do without you?...you complete me" to batman. He says those words in that movie and everyone, what, forgot? A longhaired twink clown in smudged lipstick thoroughly enjoyed a jacked furry in leather and body armor beating the shit out of him for 3 whole minutes of screentime in that film and everyone pretended that was straight and we let them. The joker isnt the 🤡 in this scenario

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another reason batman is really funny to me is because he's one of the big three of the justice league, can stand toe-to-toe with demigods, is among the top 5 smartest people in his universe, arguably the best martial artist, has fist fought literally everyone from his own children to superman to darkside, but his arch nemesis is just. A clown. with no superpowers. that's in love with him.

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"im a girl" "im a boy" okay well I am all eyes, I am all ears, I am the wall and im watching you fall

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bitches will be like “my babygirl” and then it’s the 53 satanic pope OC of an autistic Swedish man

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my gender is between me and god but unfortunately for me i am an atheist so i'm having to do all the work here

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Those daily intrusive thoughts telling me to dye my hair red…

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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak

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fun facts about sharks

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Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

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Breaking the family curse (being the first to get a diagnosis)

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can't wait for Iron lung to be released so I can go see it in cinemas knowing fully well the director of the film has drank piss multiple times and ranked like 900 pokemon on their sexiness