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We are here for Milton; you have five hours to return him peacefully

I hope you chose not to;

I hope we can strike you down in the name of God

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ayo how do you have office job if you smoke weed like girlfriends?

grammar aside. what's your point.

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IS IT GAY TO ⭐+🪱

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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

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How do you feel about Kermit not taking your duel seriously?

idk i guess i shoudl be grateful that he doesnt take me seriously since i would be dead if he did?

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You shot towards the sky. You once again backed down. You once again gave up.

srry i didnt want to hurt my best friend????

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In another universe 16 year old Billy Maximoff calls his aunt Agatha completely wasted at 3am because he needs a ride home from the random field he ended up in, and yeah maybe she does spend the entire 40min drive home making fun of him but she also doesn’t hesitate to pick him up in the first place and that’s really what matters here

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GRODAN. GORDAN. GRODON. GARDON. GRRGEG

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SOMEONE ONCE ASKED ME IF I WAS A "PROSHIPPER". AT THE TIME I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THIS TERM MEANT. SINCE THEN I HAVE DETERMINED THAT YES, THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE DOES UNWITTINGLY TRANSPORT HUNDREDS OF CLONES ACROSS THE COUNTRY + INTERNATIONAL LOGISTICS GETS ME OTHER PLACES AS WELL. I APPRECIATE THESE SERVICES VERY MUCH BUT APPARENTLY THAT'S BAD ACCORDING TO SOME PEOPLE? OH WELL. I'M A LOYAL CUSTOMER AND THEY'LL BE GIVING ME DISCOUNTS LONG BEFORE YOU, BUB! CRY ABOUT IT

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Milton, I know you're upset, and you have every right to be. Your feelings are valid and you deserve respect. But violence never solves anything, and I feel like they made that pretty obvious in Hamilton the musical. You shouldn't have hurt Kermit, it was wrong. You need to find safer ways to communicate and cope with your emotions. Haven't you had enough violence in your life?

i didnt hurt him a tree hurt him

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I can't wait for Jennifer's reaction when she realizes Lilia left her alone with Agatha and Agatha's angsty adopted teenage son and Agatha's deadly world ancient ex-wife my girl is a certified hater and she's gonna be pisseddddddd

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Agatha: You can ask me your questions. Aloud.

Billy: Okay, then, where’s Rio?

Agatha: Not that question.

What Billy is probably thinking: wow Agatha is still really touchy about Rio when newsflash, we can all tell that you used to date.

What Agatha is probably thinking: I still feel guilty about killing Alice so I don’t want to think or talk about Rio reaping her soul right now as we speak.

What Rio is probably thinking: WOW I can’t BELIEVE my GOOD FRIEND LILIA didn’t recognize me after all of the QUALITY TIME we’ve spent together. I’m going to put on my WORK CLOTHES and let her know of her IMMINENT DEATH.

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I'M BEYOND "HETERO FANTASY AUTUMN". IT'S TIME FOR HERESY FANTASY HALLOWEEN. FANTASIZE ABOUT FUCKING NUNS AND WORSHIPING DEVILS. ROCK ON

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Not both Billy and Agatha making jokes about being queer 😂. That’s her child y’all, I don’t care if he’s mad at her families fight. Wanda better start paying child support

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they said this is the cheapest marvel series ever produced. see, this is what happens when you focus on storytelling instead of unnecessary stuff no one cares about. i loved this episode so much. please, give me more low-budget marvel shows that care about the plot, the characters, and their target audience. i don't need another rdj blockbuster marvel movie. you can have that. give me meaningful stories with a low budget, made by people who truly believe in what they're creating.

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“She’s not my mom. I have a mom.” Not pelope getting mad over this. 😂

I feel like people forget Billy does not remember what before and spent 3 years with parents who care about him. Of course, he considers Rebecca his mom.