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It also snowed 2 of the 4 days we were there.
Next time we go, we're going to the zoo. 700 different types of animals and 200 DIFFERENT TYPES OF TREES!
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I Am Sterdam.
Not been on in like forever. No internets in this damned house other than the odd time. Like now.
But yeah. I'm just back from Amsterdam. It was, without a doubt, one of my favourite holidays I've been on. Between the 5 of us we smoked 22-24 grams of weed. IN 4 FUCKING DAYS.
I survived with like 5 hours sleep a day so I was fucked by the end of most nights but smoked on through.
Also lived both sides of a trip: Had mushrooms on the second day and it was great fun, had a laugh and a fucking half on them. Second time I took them I just wanted to scream and come home and was paranoid of fucking everything. Bad trips feel more shit than I thought they would.
We managed to end like EVERYNIGHT with a wee walk down either side of the main street of the red light, some of the prozzies there are fucking bangin tho, I was suprised to find they weren't all dirty stinky hookers, there were none less than like an 8/10, after around 10pm that is, during the day its all the fat black scary ones.
Happy to be home tho and DEFINATELY going to Amsterdam again, it was so much fun but next time, I'm going with more money and the full intention of smoking <24g within 5 days.
Until the next time I actually get internet, Goodbye.
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When I grow up, I'm going to marry Carly Rae Jepsen. It's actually just a fact. But I will slap her if she sings..
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Today is my first day in a new job. And I'm having the worst morning of my life. Had a fucked up depressing dream and feel under slept. My laptop fell and now the screen is totally fucked aaaaaaaaaaand when I was getting up and going downstairs the glass I was carrying flew out of my hand and smashed as it went down the stairs... Let my day commence
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Applied for a job via email there saying that my CV was in the email.
Sent it.
My CV wasn't in the damn email...
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Earth, Jupiter and Venus from the skyline of Mars
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How Tim Burton Movies Come About...
tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?
producers: fuck it, you've been right the last 10 times, go ahead.
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I just bought something online with my card for the first time ever.
And it wasn't even for me.
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Right.
Anyone know any good house mixes?
Only have Claude Von Stroke's essential mix and I've listened to that 40000 times.
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So I'm watching the Mothman Prophecies.
I'm scared of moths
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Favorite Movies → Alien (1979)
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I love you.
I take my place at the bar and slide a Blackberry® Mobile Telephone from my jacket. I motion to the barman for a shot of whisky. I ask him to leave the bottle. as I place my Blackberry® Mobile Telephone next to my glass, I catch the glance of a beautiful young woman across the room - she must...
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