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-- every explicit smut writer ever.

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Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes

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IAN BOHEN Yellowstone 2.08

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Me: dang I hate how my voice cracks on the chorus of Pink Pony Club but the rest of the song is so good.

Six-year-old at karaoke: I only know the chorus. Because I’m six.

Me: this was destined to be.

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oooooo, a VERY interesting reframing, and I appreciate the reminder that while Kevin McCallister's first skirmish occured in approx 1990, the Battle for Endor occured simultaneously in 1983 *and* "a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away."

Thank you for your contribution to the topic, @flieslikeamoron !

Ewoks battle like they were trained by Kevin McCallister.

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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... lestat?

don’t forget your villain is a poet too. let them monologue under candlelight. let them fall in love with the protagonist's handwriting. let them cry in the rain and say it’s strategy.

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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

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Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

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this quote from hbomberguy’s plagiarism video really resonated with me:

“creative people have trouble recognising their skills as skills, because eventually they feel like second nature. […] this stuff really is valuable. if it wasn’t, people wouldn’t be stealing it. creativity doesn’t feel special or unique until you realise people have to plagiarise it”

your craft is and always will be valuable, please never let anyone make you doubt that

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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly