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Ivy perked a brow, focusing on the fire, though she was listening to Seth, "I can hear you trying to laugh, you know. Don't make me smack you." There was a playful tone to her voice, though, as she smiled. "Fair enough. You're right, I don't." Sitting back, Ivy let out a laugh as the wood started to smoke. "But, you needed me. You're welcome!"

Probably something I really need.

Seth watched as she began to start the fire, trying to hold back the small short laugh wanting to leave his mouth right now. “Why not feel outdoorsy tonight? It’s not like you really have a reason for yourself.”

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Oh, I just...don't mind getting my hands dirty is all.

That is also very true. I suppose people should be able to protect themselves, though I'm sure there are less dangerous ways.

Least they serve decent liquor here.

Simplistic, huh? Care to explain? 

Gun laws are a little crazy, but… Self-defense is pretty important these days..

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-perks a brow, slipping a hand under his shirt and trailing a finger down his stomach; Pretty sure those are abs, sugar. Trust me. I stare at them often. I'd know.

I'm going to drop out of school

….They’re flab… They’re my gut.. I have no abs.

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Very true. Though, they do happen to get the job done when needed. I do prefer using more...simplistic means, though. -smiles; And who can blame them. Anyone can buy a gun these days. They should be scared.

Least they serve decent liquor here.

Actually I’d imagine most people would be. Usually guns aren’t that great a motivator. People just get too scared.

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Oh, sure. Just ruin all my fun! -grins; Fiiine. No spandex, though Robin rocked his spandex...

I'm going to drop out of school

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Oh, and I bet those abs of yours are flab too, huh? You're mad, love. Absolutely insane. 

I'm going to drop out of school

I don’t have.. muscles.. these are flab… 

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He and I have a little bit of a history. He can be charming, but he's a manipulative ass. Avoid him. And, uhhh, yeah! Metaphorical fangs, y'know? Like...claws. 

I wish I had amazing clothes like The Devil Wears Prada.

Klaus? Hes been wicked nice. What did he do to make it on your shit list? Girls with fangs? What the hell? They do know its February and not October right?

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Since when has the pair of us been generic anything? I'll be the bait. I'm smaller and faster. You get to be the muscle, sir. -pokes his bicep; You've got those goin' for ya!

I'm going to drop out of school

Sidekicks… are like.. bait for everything… everytime.. 

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Well, of course! Someone has to help get my crazy ass out of trouble.

I'm going to drop out of school

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Well, that's why I have to take my handsome sidekick to help me out. Whaddaya say, Tris? Wanna be my handsome sidekick?

I'm going to drop out of school

And ..shorter.

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I'm going to drop out of school

and become a treasure hunter. It will be fabulous. I'll be like the Tomb Raider, only hotter...

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Vodka. I'm much more compliant when alcohol is involved than when a gun is pointed at my face. 

Least they serve decent liquor here.

Now… Should I grab a gun or a bottle of vodka… That is the question… 

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-chuckles; Oh, definitely. We're plotting our takeover as we speak. It's gonna be big.

Least they serve decent liquor here.

Ah, so it is a small town just like any other. Teen drinking. Gonna be the end of the world. 

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And you're still a dick. Now  that we've both pointed out the obvious, can we move on?

Who care’s, you’re still a mutt.

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Mmmm, nope!

Least they serve decent liquor here.

Uhh. Hi. Should you even…like..be drinking? 

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...Okay. 

Fuck. This.

….We’ll… We’ll figure something out…

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-perks a brow and smiles lightly; Thanks. I, uh, really appreciate that. -nods; Yeah, well, neither do you. So, maybe we'll get along marvelously, hmm? If nothing else, we'll be able to put up with each other when no one else can. -grins; Ahhh. Well, here's to hoping you can avoid the drama around here. Nah. I got here a little under a year ago. 

Anybody seen Derek lately?

I can wait, you know -He shrugged as a soft smile tugged at his lips.- Oh really? And why is that? I mean you don’t look that bad but guess there is always more to the story than meets the eye so i’ll just stick around and see___I needed to get out of my hometown and all the drama that came along with it and Mystic Falls seemed like the perfect place back then and so here i am___Are you a local?